­Hill Giant + Overconfident Schemer

One of the original vanillas. Not a very good one, but there's nothing particularly offensive about its body.

Combine with 2/1 haste, and force the opponent to red-loot. Which is really interesting, usually it's a nice thing for them allowing you to downcost - but when they are hanging on to important counters and/or bits of their combo, it's a cruel thing. I like it.

So maybe basically just the same thing on a bigger body? Seems like haste is a complication we can remove too, in the name of adding more vanilla.

And.. Hmm. I could make this affect you too. But then you'd basically always use it on yourself and this has more fun for the flavourtext.