­Consulate Skygate + Haze Veil

Artifact reach wall, enchant-unblockability that can move to a new place.

So, an unblockable artifact wall? That's a bit silly. Movable reach? I guess that works; pretty sure this exact card already exists though.

Is this a reference to that practice whereby people have their legs broken and medically lengthened so that they can be up to five inches taller?

hahahaha

oh wait you're serious

No; I just figured the silliest way to make people able to block flier without granting them flying themselves was to make them really implausibly tall. By magic.

Flavour ref is "Geoffery the Giraffe"; "Too tall; too tall, the warden's cries; still echoed in his ears" (but then later it turns out that being tall is just what the zoo needs and everyone is his friend - it's one of THOSE sorts of childrens books)

Also, only just realised; shouldn't I have made this green? Blue gets outright transferrable flying which was probably my intent when I made the cost.

Ooh , maybe make it green but keep the cost as U, or maybe even .. I've never seen bounce auras in green, besides Rancor which is sort of a different thing entirely.

It could be green with a blue activated ability.