[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Recent Activity

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2020-05-29 21:56:19: Froggychum created the card Greater Clairvoyance
2020-05-28 00:51:01: Froggychum commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

(serious answer)

I think he got fired/stepped down over some stuff he said...

I recall reading somewhere that the conversation in question took place as an exercise on what NOT to say, and it was released without context or permission so that he would get gutted and someone else got his position (corporate betrayal). I don't know if that's true at all, though.

His interview can best be described as 'CURSED', the guy was sweating so much and said he ate like 40 large pizzas in 30 days or something... What a legend, LOL.

I just really like the company's pizza and me and my brother like to meme about him and pretend he's a prophet (comes from his viral interview where he looked like death and warned about 'the day of reckoning' would be coming). It's a family ritual that when we get Papa John's Pizza, we 'say grace' to him, because we find it funny.

It's probably a bit weird... Kind of an inside joke. Not meant to offend anybody or justify his actions. Basically a meme.

Kind of like the thing where internet memesters turn Garfield, an innocent orange cat into an eldritch horror. It's surreal.

I also like the idea of a pizza company CEO predicting the end times. It's so bizarre that it's funny.

(not serious answer)

IT WAS ALL A LIE BY THE MASS MEDIA! THEY HATED HIM BECAUSE HE SPOKE THE TRUTH! PRAISE THE FATHER OF LIGHT AND DOUGH! BY CONSUMING HIS FLESH (THE PIZZA), AND DRINKING HIS BLOOD (THE GARLIC SAUCE): WE WILL BE SPARED IN THE RECKONING, AND WE WILL ASCEND WITH HIM TO THE PIZZARIA BEYOND THE STARS
2020-05-27 03:51:32: Link commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

🤔

I'm a bit out of the loop on the reference here. Didn't he say some rather charged things?
2020-05-26 23:52:04: wurms commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

t h i s

p l e a s e s

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p a p a
2020-05-26 23:50:38: Froggychum edited Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
2020-05-26 23:50:20: wurms commented on Can of Wurms

how the h*ck did you find my most powerful artifact??? I'm unleashing the wurms!

Edit: On second thought, this should cost .
2020-05-26 23:49:30: Froggychum commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

Hmmm... I already have a few changes to make to this card.

I have faith that I will be spared for making an effigy of the One. My unending brand loyalty shall be rewarded, I believe, and my sins will be forgiven

Praise Papa
2020-05-26 23:47:56: wurms commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

i just realized that saying a racial slur as an activation cost probably wouldn't work in a regular expansion because they don't make agility cards anymore. too bad, i really wanted to see this in standard rotation. also something about WOTC stand against bullying and harassment blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda pizza is good tho
2020-05-26 23:45:27: wurms commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

The Day of Reckoning Will Come!
2020-05-26 23:44:53: Froggychum commented on Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance

Papa John did nothing wrong. Praise the Pizza King!
2020-05-26 23:44:36: Froggychum edited Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
2020-05-26 23:43:49: Froggychum created the card Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
2020-05-26 21:36:09: Froggychum edited A storm is coming to take my internet:
seriously though i hate the weather.
2020-05-26 21:35:30: Froggychum edited A storm is coming to take my internet
2020-05-26 21:35:17: Froggychum created the card A storm is coming to take my internet
2020-05-23 23:14:15: Froggychum edited Combo-Breaker
2020-05-23 22:09:39: Froggychum edited Combo-Breaker
2020-05-23 22:09:32: Froggychum created the card Combo-Breaker
2020-05-23 21:08:22: Froggychum edited Revised Chimney Imp:
Added to ability cost for balance reasons.
2020-05-23 21:06:59: Froggychum created the details page high quality shitpost 2
2020-05-16 13:31:01: Froggychum edited Revised Chimney Imp
2020-05-16 13:30:36: Froggychum created and commented on the card Revised Chimney Imp

The original Chimney Imp was absurdly powerful, so I decided to see what I could do to keep the original design but make it slightly less format-warping.
2020-05-13 16:22:26: Froggychum edited Can of Wurms
2020-05-13 16:21:49: Froggychum edited Wurmhole
2020-05-13 01:42:09: Froggychum edited Hoodwinker
2020-05-12 19:33:32: Froggychum created the card Hoodwinker
2020-05-10 19:04:07: dude1818 commented on Humanize

Just run the X of Velis Vel cycle if you really want mutate hate. And besides, the creature still resolves, you just lose the mutate trigger
2020-05-10 18:54:48: SecretInfiltrator commented on Humanize

Not even instant speed? There is better mutate hate in Ikoria.
2020-05-10 18:48:22: Froggychum commented on Humanize

mut8 h8
2020-05-10 18:48:09: Froggychum created the card Humanize