+1: Creatures you control get +0/+2 until the beginning of your next upekeep.
0: Until the end of your opponent's next turn, creatures you control have "
: Gain 1 life."
-X: Creatures you control with a power of X or less you control gains indestructible until the beginning of your next upkeep.
See The Unbridled Force. Really just goofin' with the one-cost starting loyalty 1. Maybe 2 drop, but idk what this should actually cost.