SM Joke Card Dump: Virtual Booster

Tutu Cat    C  Creature – Cat Tutu Cat is 2/2. I CAN HAZ PLUS SEVNTEEN PLUS SEVNTEEN? BUT NOT IF I HAZ TO WEAR DIS HUMEOWIATING DRESS. 19/19	Epic Fail    R  Instant Counter target spell. Its controller discards a card. Epic (Hey, it's in the card name.)	Stay of Execution    R  Sorcery Players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. Then each player shuffles all cards he or she owns from the subgame into his or her library. Miracle It'll be a MIRACLE if this game actually finishes in time!	O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus    U  Instant – Arcane Counter target spell. If you do, at the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost. If a Spirit or Arcane spell is countered this way, destroy all creatures you control. (As if you're playing any.) Illus. Lora Rosewater	Dis-MEME-ber    U  Instant You get an emblem with "All creatures get -5/-5" because--let's face it, they're all just going to die anyway. "You can always use Terror, Doom Blade, Go for the Throat, Vendetta, Deathmark..." --How to Kill a Tarmogoyf, vol. I
Urza's Toughness Plant    U  Land – Urza's Toughness-Plant : Add to your mana pool. : Urza's Toughness Plant becomes a 0/3 green Plant creature with defender until end of turn. It's still a land. : Target Plant creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.	The Fourth Wall    R  Creature – Wall When The Fourth Wall is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if three other cards named The Fourth Wall are in your graveyard, you win the game. It likes being broken. 0/10	Five-Dollar Wrench    C  Sorcery Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it. "We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you." --Teysa Karlov	Fblthp, God of Displacement    R  Legendary Enchantment Creature – God Indestructible As long as the sum of your devotions to white and blue is less than five, Fblthp isn't a creature. You can't lose the game if you've lost life this turn. : Another target creature loses all abilities until end of turn. (Treat an undefined power or toughness as 0.) 4/4	Islands Are Broken!    M  Basic Land – Island : You lose the game. "Hey, Jace! You may be a 4-of in every deck, but you've still got a long way to go before you catch up to Islands being a 24-of in every deck!"
Rube Goldberg Machine    U  Artifact – Contraption Each Trap card in your hand has splice onto Trap. Its splice cost is equal to the first mana cost that appears in its text box.	Spike, Flagship Predator    R  Legendary Creature – Human Gamer Whenever you use the Magic Store & Event Locator to find tournaments in your area, you may pay . If you do, cast target nonland card in your graveyard without paying its mana cost. "Just wait till I get my Magic Store & Event Locator to load...and pay all these data overage fees." 1/1	4'33"    R  Creature – Beast Bard 4/33	Quicksliver Gargantuan    R  Creature – Sliver Shapeshifter Flash You may have Quicksliver Gargantuan enter the battlefield as a copy of any Sliver creature on the battlefield, except it's 7/7 and has "Sliver cards that aren't on the battlefield have flash." 7/7	Aether's Embrace    U  Enchantment Oozes are red. Vehicles crewed by two or more creatures get +2/+2. But the Heart of Kiran will be watching you.

Tutu Cat (common)
Epic Fail (rare)
Stay of Execution (rare)
O-Kagachi's Phantom Bus (uncommon)
Dis-MEME-ber (uncommon)
Urza's Toughness Plant (uncommon)
The Fourth Wall (rare)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Fblthp, God of Displacement (rare)
Islands Are Broken! (mythic)
Rube Goldberg Machine (uncommon)
Spike, Flagship Predator (rare)
4'33" (rare)
Quicksliver Gargantuan (rare)
Aether's Embrace (uncommon)