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CardName: Pile of Rubble Cost: 4 Type: Artifact Creature - Golem Pow/Tgh: 2/5 Rules Text: Pile of Rubble does not untap. (If it would, then, uh, it doesn't.) Flavour Text: And then after it falls on your opponent, this creature turns into a Pile-of-Rubble token creature. Uh, somehow. --Doug Beyer Set/Rarity: My Universe, My Rules Common

Pile of Rubble

Artifact Creature – Golem

Pile of Rubble does not untap. (If it would, then, uh, it doesn't.)

And then after it falls on your opponent, this creature turns into a Pile-of-Rubble token creature. Uh, somehow. --Doug Beyer

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Updated on 01 Nov 2019 by Vitenka

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2011-06-29 10:41:40: Vitenka created the card Pile of Rubble

by Vitenka:

See: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/savor-flavor/unsung-heroes-core-set-2011-06-28

by Alex:

Heh. It's like the opposite of Imperturbable Guardian.

2011-06-29 12:24:52: Alex edited Pile of Rubble:

make it an artifact creature

2011-06-29 12:26:43: Alex edited Pile of Rubble:

make quote slightly more correct

by Vitenka:

The definition of irony: Bad templating on a card that is about bad templating :)

So yeah - this probably should have been worded 'can not untap'. But as it IS worded, it's more interesting - I can, for example, spend {q} on it - the untap gets replaced. At least I think that's the way this unintentional wording goes 'wrong'.

Anyway, yeah - it was intended as an even simpler 'this can attack once' disadvantage.

by Jack V:

LOL. Yeah, "does not untap" is an interesting twist.

2019-11-01 16:54:59: Vitenka edited Pile of Rubble:

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