> "Whenever another creature evolves, put a +2/+0 counter on ~."

Lel :P

Okay, about the card itself

> Tap an untapped creature you control: Choose one —
• ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
• ~ deals 1 damage to target creature.

The card seems potentially oppressive in that you can wait 'till opponent's end step, and then deal damage equal to # of creatures you control divided as you choose to opponents' creatures. Like with Kyren Negotiations but that hits face and can't remove creatures. I mean it's better to clear the way first anyway and then just start going to face with the creatures themselves. Negotitations is perhaps better with a deck of full of defenders though... and it costs less and is harder to remove, etc - Idk, the comparison is rather lousy.

The first ability that firebreaths essentially is much weaker (Bramblesnap?). I don't see it being used that much.