Obviously this card isn't taking itself seriously.

I'd still like to check the power, feel, balance of it.

Well, this is "12 damage to the face and discard 3 cards, and next turn I do it again and win; if somehow that didn't do the job"

But eh, it costs 9 mana. That's allowed to be stonkingly overpowered.

Intimidate is really strange on a gold creature, mind you.

In putting Intimidate on a gold card I was trying to find a way to "scare off" some colors of creatures and not just all of them. Also the attack trigger ability was worded to help multiplayer games in that the target doesn't have to be the player that you're attacking.

Just checking though that this is still with-in the "mostly balanced mythic" territory.

It's not really in the "Fun mythic" camp. Haste is just too much "You didn't know I owned this? Too bad, you lose" if you ask me.

But, well, wizards do print haste on big things sometimes.

I can see taking Haste off of this. I was just trying to keep with the multiples of 3 thing.