Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste and dethrone until end of turn. (Whenever it attacks the player with the most life or tied for the most life, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
"People always want something. I just tell them what."
—Adagio Dazzle
deactivate. the last painful cut from red uncommon. there were too many 4-drops: kept “Coinky-Dink World” and Rainbow Laser instead