Came up in a silly discussion on Warrant / Warden which lead to "Blue still doesn't have combat keywords" which led to this as a posisble keyword. And sure; it's obviously mostly stupid on a creature that has square stats. But consider it as a puzzle box. Granting toughness is usually cheaper than granting power, after all.

Why "stonk"?

It was a "stonkingly useless ability" in the discussion.

And I needed a word.

Also, there needs to be more Ramna 1/2 + Sphinx mashup.

okay but why did you have to make it

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Um; it's not? Also, Alex - your markup sanitiser needs fixing :)

i will always find a way to escape the island prison of consolas