Silly String: Virtual Booster

Tree of Rest and Hibernation    R  Artifact Land – Plains Forest (Tree of Rest and Hibernation isn't a spell.) : Add or to your mana pool. I'm not sure if people would be more upset this card exists, or only exists with a silver border.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	Tutor's Tutor    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card that contains the text "Search your library for" and place it on top of your library.	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1
The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Tree of Rest and Hibernation (rare)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
Tutor's Tutor (uncommon)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
Free Zebra (common)
The Birdie (common)
Good Eats (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Zom Bee (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Old Fart (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Swamp (basic)