Silly String: Virtual Booster

Chaos of Battle    R  Enchantment Starting with the player whose turn it is and going clockwise, each player may declare attackers during the declare attackers step. Starting with the player immediately counterclockwise of the player whose turn it is, each player may declare blockers during the declare blockers step.	Winning    U  Enchantment As long as you control more creatures and lands and have more life than each other player you are winning.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.
The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Mountain    B  Basic Land – Mountain

Chaos of Battle (rare)
Winning (uncommon)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
The Power of Youth (common)
The Birdie (common)
Old Fart (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Good Eats (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Mountain (basic)