Silly String: Virtual Booster

Ice Floor of the Synod    R  Artifact Land – Plains Island (Ice Floor of the Synod isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. It's true this cycle may induce an unhealthy amount of rage.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Personal Champion    U  Creature – Human Soldier Shiny landwalk. 2/3	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1
Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Plains    B  Basic Land – Plains

Ice Floor of the Synod (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Personal Champion (uncommon)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
Old Fart (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
The Birdie (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Good Eats (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Plains (basic)