Silly String: Virtual Booster

Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Play All the Cards {/}{/}{/}{/}{/}    R  Instant You win the game if every permanent from your deck is on the battlefield, and all instants and sorceries your deck contains are on the stack.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	Brick Shooter    U  Artifact Put a 0/2 colorless brick token into play for every spell cast after the first spell during a player's turn.
The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12
Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Island    B  Basic Land – Island

Good Eats (common, foil)
Play All the Cards (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
Brick Shooter (uncommon)
The Power of Youth (common)
The Birdie (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Old Fart (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Island (basic)