Silly String: Virtual Booster

Knowledge Hot Tub    R  Artifact Land – Island Mountain (Knowledge Hot Tub isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. I almost forgot that this was an un-set when naming the dual artifact lands.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	Phyrexian Forest    U  Phyrexian Land – Forest : Add to your mana pool.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.
Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.
Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest

Knowledge Hot Tub (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
Phyrexian Forest (uncommon)
Tighty Whities (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Zom Bee (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
The Birdie (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Old Fart (common)
Forest (basic)