Silly String: Virtual Booster

Tree of Rest and Hibernation    R  Artifact Land – Plains Forest (Tree of Rest and Hibernation isn't a spell.) : Add or to your mana pool. I'm not sure if people would be more upset this card exists, or only exists with a silver border.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Phyrexian Forest    U  Phyrexian Land – Forest : Add to your mana pool.	Cosplay    U  Sorcery The game stops for 30 minutes and each player goes to make a costume of his or her favorite creature from Magic: The Gathering. Then find a trio of judges to judge best costume. The winner or winners double their life while the losers lose half of their life.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1
The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1
Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Plains    B  Basic Land – Plains

Tree of Rest and Hibernation (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Phyrexian Forest (uncommon)
Cosplay (uncommon)
Zom Bee (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Old Fart (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Aggrofail (common)
The Birdie (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Plains (basic)