Silly String: Virtual Booster

Paladin of Balance    R  Creature – Human Cleric Vigilance If your life total would become 0 or less while your opponent's life total is 3 or less the game ends in a draw. 4/6	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	Winning    U  Enchantment As long as you control more creatures and lands and have more life than each other player you are winning.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1
Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.
Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Paladin of Balance (rare)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
Winning (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
The Birdie (common)
Good Eats (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Free Zebra (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Old Fart (common)
Swamp (basic)