Silly String: Virtual Booster

Key to a Shiny New Life    M  Artifact Key to a Shiny New Life enters the battlefield with 3 curse counters on it. : Remove a curse counter from Key to a Shiny New Life. Discard two cards, : Regenerate target creature and gain 3 life. If Key to a Shiny New Life has no curse counters on it this ability can be activated without discarding any cards.	Cosplay    U  Sorcery The game stops for 30 minutes and each player goes to make a costume of his or her favorite creature from Magic: The Gathering. Then find a trio of judges to judge best costume. The winner or winners double their life while the losers lose half of their life.	Tutor's Tutor    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card that contains the text "Search your library for" and place it on top of your library.	Brick Shooter    U  Artifact Put a 0/2 colorless brick token into play for every spell cast after the first spell during a player's turn.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest

Key to a Shiny New Life (mythic)
Cosplay (uncommon)
Tutor's Tutor (uncommon)
Brick Shooter (uncommon)
Good Eats (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
The Birdie (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Old Fart (common)
Aggrofail (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Forest (basic)