Silly String: Virtual Booster

Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Crow Storm    R  Sorcery Put 4 1/2 blue Storm Crow tokens with flying onto the battlefield under your control for each Storm Crow you control. Storm Ender of Worlds, times 4 (minimum!)	Phyrexian Forest    U  Phyrexian Land – Forest : Add to your mana pool.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.
Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Plains    B  Basic Land – Plains

Old Fart (common, foil)
Crow Storm (rare)
Phyrexian Forest (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Sexy Elf (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Old Fart (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Zom Bee (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
The Birdie (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Plains (basic)