Silly String: Virtual Booster

Crematory Forge    R  Artifact Land – Swamp Mountain (Crematory Forge isn't a spell) : Add or to your mana pool. Dual phyrexian artifact lands were only suspended so as they could be implemented in the the super un-set, where tie-dye borders will be introduced.	Personal Champion    U  Creature – Human Soldier Shiny landwalk. 2/3	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	Candlelight    U  Enchantment Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1
Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Mountain    B  Basic Land – Mountain

Crematory Forge (rare)
Personal Champion (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
Candlelight (uncommon)
Free Zebra (common)
Aggrofail (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Good Eats (common)
The Birdie (common)
Old Fart (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Mountain (basic)