Silly String: Virtual Booster

Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Paladin of Balance    R  Creature – Human Cleric Vigilance If your life total would become 0 or less while your opponent's life total is 3 or less the game ends in a draw. 4/6	Cosplay    U  Sorcery The game stops for 30 minutes and each player goes to make a costume of his or her favorite creature from Magic: The Gathering. Then find a trio of judges to judge best costume. The winner or winners double their life while the losers lose half of their life.	Personal Champion    U  Creature – Human Soldier Shiny landwalk. 2/3	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.
Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest

Tighty Whities (common, foil)
Paladin of Balance (rare)
Cosplay (uncommon)
Personal Champion (uncommon)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Aggrofail (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Old Fart (common)
The Birdie (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Forest (basic)