Silly String: Virtual Booster

Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Tree of Rest and Hibernation    R  Artifact Land – Plains Forest (Tree of Rest and Hibernation isn't a spell.) : Add or to your mana pool. I'm not sure if people would be more upset this card exists, or only exists with a silver border.	What's the Point of This/ Seal Your Fate    U    Foe's Death    U  Artifact Creature Land – Changeling Avatar : Add to your mana pool. Foe's Death gets +1/+1 for each Place Holder you control. At the beginning of your upkeep target land becomes a copy of target artifact or creature. At the beginning of your upkeep target artifact becomes a copy of target land or creature. At the beginning of your upkeep target creature becomes a copy of target land or artifact. 4/4	Winning    U  Enchantment As long as you control more creatures and lands and have more life than each other player you are winning.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.
The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.
Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Aggrofail (common, foil)
Tree of Rest and Hibernation (rare)
What's the Point of This/ Seal Your Fate (uncommon)
Winning (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
The Power of Youth (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Good Eats (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Old Fart (common)
The Birdie (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
Swamp (basic)