Silly String: Virtual Booster

Paladin of Balance    R  Creature – Human Cleric Vigilance If your life total would become 0 or less while your opponent's life total is 3 or less the game ends in a draw. 4/6	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Because I Say So    U  Sorcery Until end of turn if you would choose a mode on a card you may choose a different, additional mode as well.	What's the Point of This?    U  Place Holder Place Holders are non-spell permanents that are not land. When Place Holder is chosen as a permanent type for an effect, flip What's the Point of This?. Seal Your Fate    C  Artifact Creature Land At At the beginning of your upeep target opponent chooses if Seal Your Fate is a land that produces , an indestructible artifact, or a 1/1 white/blue/black/red/green changeling token. When Seal Your Fate is the only permanent you control, transform it.	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.
The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.
The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Paladin of Balance (rare)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Because I Say So (uncommon)
What's the Point of This? (uncommon)
Tighty Whities (common)
The Birdie (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Old Fart (common)
Good Eats (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Swamp (basic)