Silly String: Virtual Booster

Den of Whispers    R  Artifact Land – Plains Swamp (Den of Whispers isn't a spell.) : Add or to your mana pool. Well since dual lands are on the reserved list, I guess we need something else.	Candlelight    U  Enchantment Light one candle and turn off all other non-candle-based lights. Whenever the candle goes out light another one and deal 4 damage to all players. Any player that intentionally puts out the flame on the candle loses the game.	Enemy Within    U  Spy Sorcery Turn all creatures face down. All face-down creatures have a morph cost of .	Poop Shoot    U  Instant Any number of players may pull any number of cards from outside of the game from the back pockets of their pants. All cards containing the letters with either two "P"s or two "O"s in their names are shuffled into their respective player's decks.	Old Fart    C  Creature – Hag During your upkeep put an age counter on Old Fart. Old Fart cannot be blocked by creatures with a converted mana cost less than the number of age counters on Old Fart. 2/3
Sexy Elf    C  Creature – Elf Druid If any opponent is staring at Sexy Elf you may begin counting to five. If any opponents do not look away when you reach five Sexy Elf gains non-basic landwalk. 2/2	The Birdie    C  Creature – Bird Flying If you give the finger to an opponent after you counter a spell of his or her's The Birdie becomes unblockable until the end of the turn. 1/1	Aggrofail    C  Creature – Beast Defender Aggrofail can't block. Get ready for my turn 1 0/12 that sits here. 0/12	Free Zebra    C  Sorcery Put a 1/1 white zebra token into play for each plains you control from the Mirage block that contains a zebra in the art.	Good Eats    C  Instant Gain life equal to the number of suggested servings of the food you're currently eating.
Grizzly Beard    C  Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1 if you have a bushy beard.	Zom Bee    C  Creature – Zombie Insect Flying , sacrifice Zom Bee: Deal one damage to target creature. 1/1	Tighty Whities    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controllers untap step unless its power and toughness are both less than 3.	The Power of Youth    C  Sorcery Creatures the youngest player controls gain +1/+1 and first strike until end of turn.	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Den of Whispers (rare)
Candlelight (uncommon)
Enemy Within (uncommon)
Poop Shoot (uncommon)
Old Fart (common)
Sexy Elf (common)
The Birdie (common)
Aggrofail (common)
Free Zebra (common)
Good Eats (common)
Grizzly Beard (common)
Zom Bee (common)
Tighty Whities (common)
The Power of Youth (common)
Swamp (basic)