Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

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Mechanics
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Enchantment
When Form of the Library enters, exile all cards from your hand.

If you would draw cards, be dealt damage, or gain poison counters, exile that many cards from your library instead.

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.

{0}: Look at the top seven cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Lover
Date, Marry, Kill{3}, {t}: Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.

Married with children{2}, {t}, Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
3/4
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Menace

Gravecycle {2} ({2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)
3/3
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
 C 
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
 C 
Creature – Elf Farmer
Vigilance

Once per game, Sorcerous, {t}, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
2/3
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
Island
 
 B 
Basic Land – Island
Toy
 T 
Artifact – Toy
At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Form of the Library (mythic)
Barren // Entoil (uncommon)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy (uncommon)
Tapeworm // Wormhole (uncommon)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Erect Precedent (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Island (basic)
Toy (token)