Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

Watsamata University    R  Land – Erection As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped. : Produce or . Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.) Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.) 4/7	Kidman, Handsome Playboy    U  Legendary Creature – Human Lover Date, Marry, Kill — , : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired. Married with children — , , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 3/4
Ragnarok Warrior    C  Creature – Human Warrior Menace Gravecycle (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.) 3/3	No more commons	No more commons	No more commons
No more commons	No more commons	No more commons
Elvish Breeder    C  Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3	Erect Precedent    C  Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.	Island    B  Basic Land – Island	Toy  T  Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Watsamata University (rare)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy (uncommon)
Gyrate // Grate (uncommon)
Holey // Eyebar (uncommon)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Erect Precedent (common)
Island (basic)
Toy (token)