Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster
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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.).
, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.4/4
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Date, Marry, Kill —
, : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.
Married with children — , , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).3/4
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Menace
Gravecycle ( , Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)3/3
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Vigilance
Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).2/3
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No more commons
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No more commons
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No more commons
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No more commons
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Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
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No more commons
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No more commons
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At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.
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Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction
(rare)
Alight // Light
(uncommon)
Tapeworm // Wormhole
(uncommon)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy
(uncommon)
Ragnarok Warrior
(common)
Elvish Breeder
(common)
Erect Precedent
(common)
Frigid // Rigid
(common)
Forest
(basic)
Toy
(token)
, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.



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: Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.

