Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

Heart of Champions    M  Instant Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. Joy, Mindfulness, Compassion, Competition. Take care of the first three, and the last one will take care of itself. -- Warriors' Core Values			Kidman, Handsome Playboy    U  Legendary Creature – Human Lover Date, Marry, Kill — , : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired. Married with children — , , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 3/4
No more commons	Ragnarok Warrior    C  Creature – Human Warrior Menace Gravecycle (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.) 3/3	No more commons
Erect Precedent    C  Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.	No more commons	No more commons	No more commons
No more commons	Elvish Breeder    C  Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest	Toy  T  Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Heart of Champions (mythic)
Holey // Eyebar (uncommon)
Tripwire // Wiretap (uncommon)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy (uncommon)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Erect Precedent (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Forest (basic)
Toy (token)