Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

Elvish Breeder    C  Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3	Watsamata University    R  Land – Erection As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped. : Produce or . Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.) Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.) 4/7
Eminent Domain    U  Enchantment At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player controls fewer lands than you, Eminent Domain deals 2 damage to that player.	No more commons	No more commons	Erect Precedent    C  Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
No more commons	Elvish Breeder    C  Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3	No more commons	Ragnarok Warrior    C  Creature – Human Warrior Menace Gravecycle (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.) 3/3
	No more commons	Plains    B  Basic Land – Plains	Toy  T  Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Elvish Breeder (common, foil)
Watsamata University (rare)
Slumber // Lumber (uncommon)
Barren // Entoil (uncommon)
Eminent Domain (uncommon)
Erect Precedent (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Plains (basic)
Toy (token)