Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

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Mechanics
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Land – Erection
As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped.

{t}: Produce {w} or {u}.

Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.)

Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.)
4/7
 
 
No more commons
 C 
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Menace

Gravecycle {2} ({2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)
3/3
 C 
Creature – Elf Farmer
Vigilance

Once per game, Sorcerous, {t}, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
2/3
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
 
 
No more commons
Island
 
 B 
Basic Land – Island
Toy
 T 
Artifact – Toy
At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Tapeworm // Wormhole (uncommon, foil)
Watsamata University (rare)
Tapeworm // Wormhole (uncommon)
Gyrate // Grate (uncommon)
Barren // Entoil (uncommon)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Erect Precedent (common)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Island (basic)
Toy (token)