Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction R Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Artificer Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). , Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life. 4/4
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No more commons	No more commons	Erect Precedent C Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
Elvish Breeder C Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3	Ragnarok Warrior C Creature – Human Warrior Menace Gravecycle (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.) 3/3	Forest B Basic Land – Forest	Toy T Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction (rare)
Gyrate // Grate (uncommon)
Rapid // Raid (uncommon)
Tapeworm // Wormhole (uncommon)
Erect Precedent (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Forest (basic)
Toy (token)