Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

Grixis Roulette    R  Sorcery You roll a d6. Gain that much life. Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.	Eminent Domain    U  Enchantment At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player controls fewer lands than you, Eminent Domain deals 2 damage to that player.		Kidman, Handsome Playboy    U  Legendary Creature – Human Lover Date, Marry, Kill — , : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired. Married with children — , , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 3/4
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No more commons	Ragnarok Warrior    C  Creature – Human Warrior Menace Gravecycle (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.) 3/3	No more commons
Elvish Breeder    C  Creature – Elf Farmer Vigilance Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3	Erect Precedent    C  Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.	Mountain    B  Basic Land – Mountain	Toy  T  Artifact – Toy At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Grixis Roulette (rare)
Eminent Domain (uncommon)
Alight // Light (uncommon)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy (uncommon)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Erect Precedent (common)
Mountain (basic)
Toy (token)