Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster
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Mechanics |
15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Subsurface (can't be blocked by creatures with flying)
Nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have "Flash — Discard a card". Whenever you discard a card, create a Treasure token. You may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play it this turn. 3/4
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Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
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Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Joy, Mindfulness, Compassion, Competition. Take care of the first three, and the last one will take care of itself.
-- Warriors' Core Values |
When Form of the Library enters, exile all cards from your hand.
If you would draw cards, be dealt damage, or gain poison counters, exile that many cards from your library instead. Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. : Look at the top seven cards of your library, then put them back in any order. |
Menace
Gravecycle (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.) 3/3
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At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player controls fewer lands than you, Eminent Domain deals 2 damage to that player.
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Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Trample, reach When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of spent to cast Vakduc. When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of spent to cast Vakduc. 0/0
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Vigilance
Once per game, Sorcerous, , Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 2/3
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Date, Marry, Kill — , : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.
Married with children — , , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.). 3/4
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At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.
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Hunta, Treasure Launderer
(rare)
Erect Precedent
(common)
Heart of Champions
(mythic)
Form of the Library
(mythic)
Tripwire // Wiretap
(uncommon)
Ragnarok Warrior
(common)
Eminent Domain
(uncommon)
Alight // Light
(uncommon)
Gyrate // Grate
(uncommon)
Rapid // Raid
(uncommon)
Vakduc, Gorebough Giant
(mythic)
Frigid // Rigid
(common)
Slumber // Lumber
(uncommon)
Elvish Breeder
(common)
Kidman, Handsome Playboy
(uncommon)
Toy
(token)