Retards of the Bay: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Artificer
Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.).

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
4/4
 
 
No more commons
 
 
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No more commons
 C 
Creature – Elf Farmer
Vigilance

Once per game, Sorcerous, {t}, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
2/3
 C 
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
 
 
No more commons
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Menace

Gravecycle {2} ({2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)
3/3
 
 
No more commons
Island
 
 B 
Basic Land – Island
Toy
 T 
Artifact – Toy
At the beginning of your upkeep, Toy deals 1 damage to you.

Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction (rare)
Alight // Light (uncommon)
Holey // Eyebar (uncommon)
Slumber // Lumber (uncommon)
Elvish Breeder (common)
Erect Precedent (common)
Ragnarok Warrior (common)
Frigid // Rigid (common)
Island (basic)
Toy (token)