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# Name Colour Rarity Cost Type P T Card text Comments Recent comment
1 Awanek, Mimic Entrapper Blue Rare 3{u}{u}{1} Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Shapeshifter Artificer 2 4 Mimicry (as this permanent enters, you may have it gain a keyword on another permanent)

Whenever a source causes you to lose life, you create a Treasure token. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Treasure tokens you control have "{2}: This artifact becomes also a 2/2 Shapeshifter creature until end of turn".
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2 Ragnarok Warrior Black Common 5{b}{b}{3} Creature – Human Warrior 3 3 Menace

Gravecycle {2} ({2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)
2 1668079452 on 10 Nov 2022 by SecretInfiltrator
3 Hunta, Treasure Launderer Red Rare 3{r}{r}{1} Legendary Creature – Pyrfolk Rogue 3 4 Subsurface (can't be blocked by creatures with flying)

Nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have "Flash — Discard a card".

Whenever you discard a card, create a Treasure token. You may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play it this turn.
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4 Elvish Breeder Green Common 3{g}{2} Creature – Elf Farmer 2 3 Vigilance

Once per game, Sorcerous, {t}, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
2 1666538717 on 23 Oct 2022 by amuseum
5 Erect Precedent Green Common 2{g}{1} Sorcery Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life. 0
6 Gazapqual, Memorial Defiler Multicolour Mythic 4{b}{r}{2} Legendary Creature – Ogre Necromancer 3 3 When Gazapqual, Memorial Defiler enters, you may exile up to X creature cards from graveyards, where X is the number of times Gazapqual was cast this game. Create that many 3/1 black and red Elemental Zombie creature tokens with haste, trample, and demise. 0
7 Grixis Roulette Multicolour Rare 4{b}{r}{2} Sorcery You roll a d6. Gain that much life.

Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.
1 1665573507 on 12 Oct 2022 by SecretInfiltrator
8 Vakduc, Gorebough Giant Multicolour Mythic 4{r}{g}{2} Legendary Creature – Giant Warrior Marksman 0 0 Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.

Trample, reach

When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of {r} spent to cast Vakduc.

When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of {g} spent to cast Vakduc.
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9 Heart of Champions Multicolour Mythic 6{g}{w}{4} Instant Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. 1 1655457461 on 17 Jun 2022 by amuseum
10 Kidman, Handsome Playboy Multicolour Uncommon 3{r}{g}{w} Legendary Creature – Human Lover 3 4 Date, Marry, Kill{3}, {t}: Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.

Married with children{2}, {t}, Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
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11 Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction Hybrid Rare 8{w/r} {w/r} {2} Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Artificer 4 4 Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.).

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
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12 Alight // Light Split Uncommon 5 {w}{w}{3} // {w} Instant // Instant Create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. Gain 3 life. // Gain 3 life. 1 1653713628 on 28 May 2022 by amuseum
13 Barren // Entoil Split Uncommon 2 {w}{1} // {r}{1} Sorcery // Sorcery If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.) // Gain control of target creature with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap and unlag it.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
4 1659335379 on 01 Aug 2022 by amuseum
14 Frigid // Rigid Split Common 3 {u}{u}{1} // {u} Instant // Instant Freeze target permanent. If it's a creature, its final power and toughness become 1/1 until end of turn. // Target creature's final power and toughness become 1/1 until end of turn. 1 1653713661 on 28 May 2022 by amuseum
15 Gyrate // Grate Split Uncommon 5 {b}{b}{3} // {b}{b}{1} Sorcery // Sorcery Each opponent discards two cards at random, then mills two cards. // Each opponent discards two cards, then mills two cards. 1 1653693924 on 27 May 2022 by amuseum
16 Holey // Eyebar Split Uncommon 3 {b}{2} // {w}{1} Sorcery // Sorcery Friendly creatures gain eludes power 2 or greater until end of turn.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.) // Exile target creature until the beginning of your next turn. You gain 2 life.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
1 1659335298 on 01 Aug 2022 by amuseum
17 Oilcan // Cantrip Split Uncommon 2 {r}{1} // {u} Instant // Instant Oilcan deals 5 damage to target opponent unless that player sacrifices a land.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.) // All players reveal their hands.

Draw a card.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
1 1659334782 on 01 Aug 2022 by amuseum
18 Rapid // Raid Split Uncommon 3 {r}{r}{1} // {r}{1} Sorcery // Sorcery Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. // Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. 1 1653692138 on 27 May 2022 by amuseum
19 Slumber // Lumber Split Uncommon 3 {g}{g}{1} // {g}{1} Instant // Instant Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Untap up to three Forests. // Untap up to three Forests.
1 1653694175 on 27 May 2022 by amuseum
20 Tapeworm // Wormhole Split Uncommon 2 {g}{1} // {b}{b}{3} Sorcery // Sorcery Create a 1/1 green Worm creature token with deathtouch.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.) // You may search your library, graveyard, and exile for a card, and put it into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle it.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
1 1659335190 on 01 Aug 2022 by amuseum
21 Tripwire // Wiretap Split Uncommon 1 {u} // {g}{1} Instant // Instant Remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.) // The next time target opponent casts a noncreature spell this turn, you draw two cards.

Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
1 1659335010 on 01 Aug 2022 by amuseum
22 Watsamata University Land Rare 0 Land – Erection 4 7 As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped.

{t}: Produce {w} or {u}.

Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.)

Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.)
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