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Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Shapeshifter Artificer
Mimicry (as this permanent enters, you may have it gain a keyword on another permanent)

Whenever a source causes you to lose life, you create a Treasure token. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Treasure tokens you control have "{2}: This artifact becomes also a 2/2 Shapeshifter creature until end of turn".
2/4
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Creature – Human Warrior
Menace

Gravecycle {2} ({2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.)
3/3
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last 2022-11-17 20:02:24 by SecretInfiltrator
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Legendary Creature – Pyrfolk Rogue
Subsurface (can't be blocked by creatures with flying)

Nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have "Flash — Discard a card".

Whenever you discard a card, create a Treasure token. You may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play it this turn.
3/4
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Creature – Elf Farmer
Vigilance

Once per game, Sorcerous, {t}, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
2/3
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last 2022-10-23 21:36:16 by SecretInfiltrator
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Sorcery
Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
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Legendary Creature – Ogre Necromancer
When Gazapqual, Memorial Defiler enters, you may exile up to X creature cards from graveyards, where X is the number of times Gazapqual was cast this game. Create that many 3/1 black and red Elemental Zombie creature tokens with haste, trample, and demise.
3/3
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Sorcery
You roll a d6. Gain that much life.

Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.
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2022-10-12 11:18:27 by SecretInfiltrator
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Legendary Creature – Giant Warrior Marksman
Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.

Trample, reach

When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of {r} spent to cast Vakduc.

When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of {g} spent to cast Vakduc.
0/0
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Instant
Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Joy, Mindfulness, Compassion, Competition. Take care of the first three, and the last one will take care of itself.
-- Warriors' Core Values
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2022-06-17 09:17:41 by amuseum
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Legendary Creature – Human Lover
Date, Marry, Kill{3}, {t}: Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.

Married with children{2}, {t}, Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
3/4
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Legendary Artifact Creature – Construct Artificer
Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.).

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
4/4
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2022-05-28 04:53:48 by amuseum
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Land – Erection
As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped.

{t}: Produce {w} or {u}.

Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.)

Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.)
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