Retards of the Bay
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Subsurface (can't be blocked by creatures with flying)
Nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have "Flash — Discard a card".
Whenever you discard a card, create a Treasure token. You may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play it this turn.
Nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have "Flash — Discard a card".
Whenever you discard a card, create a Treasure token. You may exile the top card of your library. If you do, you may play it this turn.
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Vigilance
Once per game, Sorcerous,
, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
Once per game, Sorcerous,
, Exhaust a Human: Breed Elf and/or Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Elf and/or Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).2/3
Search your library for a basic or Erection land card, put it onto the field tapped, then shuffle. If you get an Erection this way, gain 3 life.
When Gazapqual, Memorial Defiler enters, you may exile up to X creature cards from graveyards, where X is the number of times Gazapqual was cast this game. Create that many 3/1 black and red Elemental Zombie creature tokens with haste, trample, and demise.
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You roll a d6. Gain that much life.
Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.
Each opponent rolls a die. Each opponent whose die value matches your die value loses that much life and sacrifices a creature.
Vakduc, Gorebough Giant enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Trample, reach
When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of
spent to cast Vakduc.
When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of
spent to cast Vakduc.
Trample, reach
When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature without flying, where X is the amount of
spent to cast Vakduc.
When Vakduc enters, it deals X damage to each opposing creature with flying, where X is the amount of
spent to cast Vakduc.0/0
Creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Joy, Mindfulness, Compassion, Competition. Take care of the first three, and the last one will take care of itself.
-- Warriors' Core Values
-- Warriors' Core Values
Date, Marry, Kill — 
, : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.
Married with children —
, , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).
, : Reveal three creature cards with different names from your hand. Put one of them onto the field with haste and Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.). Put another one of them onto the field paired with Kidman, Handsome Playboy. Discard the rest. Activate this only if Kidman is unpaired.
Married with children —
, , Exhaust paired creature: Breed Human in 4 (Dig 4 for any number of Human creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, and tuck the rest randomly.).3/4
Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, create a Treasure token with Demise (Sacrifice this at the beginning of the end step.).
, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.
, Sacrifice an artifact: Kapoubim, Engineer of Destruction deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.4/4
As Watsamata University enters, you may exhaust a creature. If you don't, Watsamata University enters tapped.
: Produce 
or 
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Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.)
Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.)
: Produce or .
Flying, Guardian 2 (This creature can block an additional 2 creatures each combat.)
Occupy 3 (Exhaust any number of other creatures with total power 3 or greater: This permanent becomes also a creature until end of turn.)
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Whenever a source causes you to lose life, you create a Treasure token. (Damage causes loss of life.)
Treasure tokens you control have "