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1 Oliver, the Other Reindeer (All of the Other Reindeer) Colourless Mythic 6{4}{c}{c} Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Elk 4 5 Trample, Hexproof
{t}: Remove all green mana from your mana pool. For each mana removed this way create a 1/1 Eldrazi creature token with Haste 		0
2 Pledge of Allegiance Colourless Rare 10{10} Enchantment Pledge of Allegiance is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants
White creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain Vigilance
Any number of Black creatures you control may tap themselves. 		0
3 Telephone Game!!! Colourless Common 0 Enchantment Telephone Game!!! is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants 0
4 Zero Taller Ants Colourless Common 0{0} Creature – Insect Giant 0 0 (there's nothing here! Did you RTFC??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OR TAKE IT!!! UUNNAACCEEPPTTAABBLLEE!!!!!! D:<) 0
5 A Nuance Meant White Uncommon 6{4}{w}{w} Legendary Snow Artifact – Equipment Equip Fatso holiday promo {0}
Equipped Fatso holiday promo gains Flying and {t}: Add {r}{g}
{3}{u}, Sacrifice A Nuance Meant: Untap all creatures within a foot of this card 		0
6 Kids In-Sync (Kitchen Sink) White Uncommon 4{1}{w}{w}{w} Basic Enchantment Artifact Creature – Child Workers 1 1 When Kids In-Sync (Kitchen Sink) enters the battlefield create five tokens that are copies of it.
{t}: Do something. If an opponent likes it, you may draw a card. Otherwise lose the game 		0
7 Lack Toes White Common 3{w}{w}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Flatfootlander as it's only subtype. It has "{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{t}: Add {w}{w}{u}" 		0
8 Legend Dairy White Mythic 1{w} Legendary Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Legend Dairy: Gain 10 life 0
9 Except a Bowl Blue Uncommon 3{2}{u} Instant Except a Bowl this spell cannot be countered
Each player chooses up to one artifact with Storage 1 with a blue permanent stored on it. Then, those players tap all untapped artifacts they control. 		0
10 Full Proof Blue Rare 10{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant thing
Enchanted thing is blue and cannot have it's colors changed. It gains "{t}: Draw five cards" 		0
11 In the Skies Blue Uncommon 3{1}{u}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature {w} or {b}
Enchanted is one of the following:
-If you payed the former attach cost: A creature with Flying, move it vertically one hundred meters
-If you payed the latter attach cost: a copy of another target creature with lower converted mana cost 		0
12 Mine-Bottling Fact Blue Rare 5{3}{u}{u} Enchantment Artifact {t}: Attach target red and white land to Mine-Bottling Fact, nobody can use it. Mine-Bottling Fact loses all colors until end of turn and becomes transparent. It has Storage 1 0
13 Taking It For Granite Blue Uncommon 3{1}{c}{u} Tribal Sorcery – Artificer Worker Evil You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities 0
14 Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns (Communications) Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Legendary Sorcery Create a creature token that is a copy of you. Suspend it for half of a turn.
Shun target Legendary creature with the first initial K. 		0
15 Mumpsimus Black Rare 3{2}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature's controller casts a spell from BoneAppleTea, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature 		0
16 There's a Bathroom on the Right (There's a Bad Moon on the Rise) Black Uncommon 3{1}{b}{b} Sorcery Create a Structure token with Black creature habitat. It has "Tap an untapped inhabitant, Defecate 1". Move this structure to the right. 0
17 Bone Smack Teeth Red Uncommon 3{r}{r}{r} Instant When Bone Smack Teeth enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs 		0
18 Epileptic Caesar Red Common 1{r} Enchantment Artifact – Aura Food Enchant creature you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose, Epileptic Caesar deals 6 damage to enchanted creature.
{t}, Sacrifice Epileptic Caesar: You gain 10 life 		0
19 Feel It Naughty Dog Red Rare 4{2}{r}{r} Legendary Sorcery Feel It Naughty Dog deals 4 damage to any target. If that target is a Dog Evil that attacked this turn, deal 8 damage to it's controller 0
20 Lie Berry (Arch Eyes) Red Common 1 {r} Artifact – Food
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Artifact – Equipment		 Sacrifice Lie Berry: Gain 0 life. It was a lie. Transform Lie Berry
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Equip Genius Wizard {0}
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something" 		0
21 Once in a Wile Red Uncommon 0{0} Instant Flip three coins. If all three land on heads, add {r}{r}{r} 0
22 Sand Witches Red Common 3{2}{r} Creature – Wizard Nomad 3 2 As long as you control a Desert, Sand Witches has Haste 0
23 Stow Ree! Red Common 2{1}{r} Instant As an additional cost to cast Stow Ree!, do your best Neckbeard impression.
Destroy target thing with Storage 		0
24 Tool Edge It To Quit Red Uncommon 5{3}{r}{r} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Tool Edge It To Quit, move three Equipments

You quit the game. 		0
25 Calling Birds (Colly Birds) Green Common 1{g} Creature – Bird 0 1 Flying
{t}: Untap another target Bird 		0
26 Canary Bird (Colly Bird) Green Common 1{g} Creature – Bird 0 0.5 Flying
When Canary Bird (Colly Bird) enters the battlefield, pick up to three colors.
{t}: Add one mana of any of the three colors you chose 		0
27 Coloured Birds (Colly Birds) Green Common 1{g} Creature – Bird 0 1 Flying
{t}: Add one mana of any color 		0
28 Curly Birds (Colly Birds) Green Common 1{g} Creature – Bird 0 1 Flying
{1}{t}: Tap or untap target Land 		0
29 Mondegreen Green Uncommon 4{3}{g} Sorcery Destroy target enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each word in the name of the destroyed enchantment 0
30 The Oregon Null Green Rare 9{6}{g}{g}{g} Legendary Land Creature – Eldrazi 9 9 When The Oregon Null enters the battlefield exile everything that wasn't cast by Oregon. 0
31 A Monk Swimming (Amongst Women) Multicolour Uncommon 3{1}{w}{u} Sorcery Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token with Prowess and Swimming 1 1699074913 on 04 Nov 2023 by zzo38
32 Noah Fence Multicolour Rare 7{3}{w}{w}{u}{u} Legendary Structure Creature – Human Advisor 0 100 Defender, Hexproof
When Noah Fence enters the battlefield, destroy all Evils
Creatures cannot move if they would cross Noah Fence 		0
33 Paper View Multicolour Common 2{w}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can only be affected or affect white Artifacts that have had tokens created of them or are tokens created of something. 		0
34 Mind Grain Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{u}{b} Instant Destroy target creature. Target player mills three cards. 0
35 Mr. Meaner of Misdemeanors Multicolour Mythic 9{5}{b}{b}{r}{r} Legendary Creature – Evil God infinity infinity HE IS EDGY SO HE WINS 0
36 Missile Toe Multicolour Uncommon 4{2}{r}{g} Artifact Sacrifice the bottom tenth of Missile Toe and then the rest: Deal 4 damage to any target, if that creature has flying, deal 6 damage instead. You may destroy all lands within 3 cm of that creature 0
37 Eggcorn Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Tribal Sorcery – Egg Food Create a copy of target enchantment you control, except it's a token in addition to it's other types and it's name is "Sire of Eggcorn" 0
38 Wallfulls Multicolour Common 2{w}{g} Artifact – Equipment Food Equip Wall {e}{e}
Equipped Wall has protection from Blue and Red
Destroy equippee and Wallfulls: You gain 12 life. 		2 1557729702 on 13 May 2019 by Vitenka
39 Mellow Dramatic Multicolour Common 2{w}{b} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue and red 		1 1543780290 on 02 Dec 2018 by Froggychum
40 Mid Evil Multicolour Common 3{w}{b}{w} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is an Evil Knight. Round it's toughness up 		0
41 Eco Lie Multicolour Common 2{b}{g} Creature – Germ 9 9 Whenever a blue thing is cast, it exiles Eco Lie
When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human 		0
42 Ferret's Elf Multicolour Uncommon 2{b}{g} Creature – Elf 2 2 Fear
{t}: add {b} or {g}
Ferret's Elf cannot attack or block Ferrets 		0
43 Hippo Crates Multicolour Common 6{4}{b}{g} Artifact Creature – Hippo Construct 1 1 When Hippo Crates enters the battlefield make five tokens that are copies of it
Storage 1 		0
44 A Pita Me Multicolour Common 2{u}{g} Basic Artifact Creature – Food Human * * A Pita Me's power and toughness is equal to your height and weight in feet, rounded down respectively
A Pita Me has all evergreen abilities and subtypes you could reasonably have. 		0
45 Dew-Dilly Gents Multicolour Common 3{1}{u}{g} Creature – Plant Human 1 1 When Dew-Dilly Gents enters the battlefield create two tokens that are copies of it
{w}{t}, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn
{e}{b} Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add {u} or {g} 		0
46 Hands and a Teaser Multicolour Uncommon 4{g}{g}{u}{u} Artifact When Hands and a Teaser enters the battlefield ask a trivial question in less than five words. For each player who loses, untap a Worker you control 0
47 Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) Multicolour Rare 5{3}{u}{r} Creature – Elemental Warriors 6 4 Whenever Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) attacks create a Doodle token 0
48 Sea Crits Multicolour Common 3{1}{u}{r} Instant Deal 2 damage to target Fish. Flip a coin. If you win, deal 4 damage instead. If you lose, sacrifice an Island 0
49 Nickle Teen Multicolour Common 3{w}{u}{b} Artifact Creature – Human Construct 3 4 Whenever Nickle Teen blocks a creature that doesn't have a -1/-1 counter on it, put one on that creature. 6 1543787643 on 02 Dec 2018 by Vitenka
50 Bone Apple Tea Multicolour Uncommon 7{4}{w}{r}{g} Legendary Artifact – Delectable When Bone Apple Tea enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
{w}{t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Target creature or artifact gains Indestructible until end of turn
{r/g}{r/g}{t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Gain 7 life
Pay {b}{b}{b}, {u}{u}{u} or {g}{g}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Heal all things, no damage can be dealt or taken until end of turn 		0
51 Carry Bean Multicolour Common 5{1}{w}{u/g} Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a brown Food Pirate with Storage 2 		0
52 Port Your Geese Multicolour Rare 3{w}{u}{g} Sorcery Create a 0/4 Dock land creature token. Then, untap all your swimming Birds without flying. They gain Dockhome and are Portugese in addition to their other race types until end of turn. 0
53 Super Salad Multicolour Mythic 9{3}{r}{r}{u}{u}{g}{g} Legendary Artifact – Delectable When Super Salad enters the battlefield, choose one:
-Create a Soup token
-Create a Salad Token
Pay $199.00 CAD, Sacrifice Super Salad: Gain 100 life 		0
54 Modern Ate Her Multicolour Rare 15{10}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Running Gag Enchantment Creature – Atog 15 15 Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Double Strike, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible
{1}{b}{b}{t}: Destroy target Female creature from Standard or Legacy
{1}{w}{w}{t}: Exile target creature that attacked this turn 		0
55 Fan A Man Awl Hybrid Common 3{w/u} Instant Untap target artifact creature Equipment Human. It destroys Cow in the graveyard and is healed. 0
56 Mustard Up Strength // Mustard Up Courage Hybrid Uncommon 4 {1}{b/r}{y} // {1}{w/r}{y} Sorcery // Sorcery Target creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Add {y}{y} // Untap target creature. It gains Haste until end of turn. Add {y}{y} 0
57 Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) Hybrid Common 4{1}{u/g} Creature – Bear 3 3 Whenever Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) attacks, flip a coin. If it lands on hands, Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) deals 2 damage to you 0
58 Asses Saw Sage Hybrid Mythic 5{u/r}{e}{e} Sorcery Choose one:
-Untap target Legendary Cleric with Cook then tap it to untap a food
-Untap two or more target Donkeys, then cut target Mystic into X pieces over the course of X turns. Destroy that creature and add {b}{r}{r} 		0
59 On This Count Hybrid Common 3{u/r} Enchantment – Aura Enchant Artifact
All money affecting or affected by enchanted Artifact is divided by it's the number of cards in it's controllers hand 		0
60 Brain // Bronze Split Common 4 {u}{w/r} // {2} Artifact Equipment – Food // Artifact Equip Human {7 billion years of cosmic progress}
Equipped Human gains "{t}: Scry 1" // {e}, Sacrifice Bronze: Add {r}{g} 		0
61 Doctor Jackal // Mister Hide Split Rare 3 {u}{r}{r} // {1} Legendary Creature – Jackal // Legendary Artifact Creature – Equipment 1 1 Instant and sorcery spells you control are Tribal Jackals in addition to their other types and subtypes. // Equip {1}
Equip Scout {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud 		0
62 Fed the Chimney // All Afraid Hoe Split Uncommon 3 {w}{w}{g} // {1}{b}{b} Sorcery // Artifact Target piece of a Structure card with toughness is healed // All things have Fear.
{e}{t}: Add {g}{g} 		0
63 Tax of Asian // Youth in Asia Split Common 1 {y}{u} // {y}{g/r} Enchantment – Aura // Creature – Human Child 1 1 Enchant creature with money on it
The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura) // {t}: Do something a stereotypical 17 year old Asian would do 		0
64 Ice Sickle Artifact Common 2{2} Artifact – Equipment Equip creature {s}
Equipped creature is a Worker in addition to it's other types. 		0
65 Master Peace Artifact Mythic 4{4} Legendary Tribal Artifact – Lord Master Peace has the Kaladesh Masterpiece frame
Creatures cannot attack or block and get +1/+1.
{t}, Sacrifice Master Peace: You get three currency of any type (ex. hundred dollar-bills, dogecoin, offbrand monopoly products) 		0
66 Multi Pliers, the YouTubeCutter Artifact Mythic 8{6}{c}{c} Legendary Artifact Creature – YouTuber Human Construct Gamer 1 1 Play a subgame of Magic, if you win, choose one:
-Destroy target artifact with converted mana cost 4 or less
-Return target artifact from your graveyard to your hand 		0
67 Petal Stool Artifact Common 4{4} Artifact You may place up to one Artifact on top of Petal Stool. When you do you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep gain 1 life and add {w}"
If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add {w}{g} instead too 		0
68 Sad Tyre Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact {t}: Add {u}
Whenever Sad Tyre is tapped to Crew a Vehicle, ignore the other costs. 		0
69 Vowel of Science Artifact Common 1{1} Artifact When Vowel of Science enters the battlefield your opponents cannot cast spells this turn
{u}: Scry 1 		0
70 Hole: Hard, Deadly Land Uncommon 0 Basic Land Hole: Hard, Deadly is the bane of all other Lands within 2.5 cm
Indestructible
{1}{t}: Add {c} or {b} then ping any target 		0
71 Salad token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Food Sacrifice Salad: Add {g} 0
72 Soup token Artifact Token 0 Token Artifact – Food Sacrifice Soup: Add {u} 0
73 Doodle token Hybrid bluered Token 0 Token Artifact Flip a coin, sacrifice Doodle: If heads, draw a card, if tails, gain 3 life 0
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