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Oliver, the Other Reindeer (All of the Other Reindeer)
Trample, Hexproof
: Remove all green mana from your mana pool. For each mana removed this way create a 1/1 Eldrazi creature token with Haste
: Remove all green mana from your mana pool. For each mana removed this way create a 1/1 Eldrazi creature token with HasteOlive, the Other Reindeer
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Pledge of Allegiance is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants
White creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain Vigilance
Any number of Black creatures you control may tap themselves.
White creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain Vigilance
Any number of Black creatures you control may tap themselves.
Telephone Game!!! is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants
(there's nothing here! Did you RTFC??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OR TAKE IT!!! UUNNAACCEEPPTTAABBLLEE!!!!!! D:<)
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Equip Fatso holiday promo 
Equipped Fatso holiday promo gains Flying and: Add 
, Sacrifice A Nuance Meant: Untap all creatures within a foot of this card
Equipped Fatso holiday promo gains Flying and
: Add
, Sacrifice A Nuance Meant: Untap all creatures within a foot of this cardthe nuance is he needs his beard to be complete. This was an announcement
When Kids In-Sync (Kitchen Sink) enters the battlefield create five tokens that are copies of it.
: Do something. If an opponent likes it, you may draw a card. Otherwise lose the game
: Do something. If an opponent likes it, you may draw a card. Otherwise lose the game1/1
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Flatfootlander as it's only subtype. It has "
: Add 
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Enchanted creature is a Flatfootlander as it's only subtype. It has "
: Add "Toes just isn't our way here in Flatfootland
Except a Bowl this spell cannot be countered
Each player chooses up to one artifact with Storage 1 with a blue permanent stored on it. Then, those players tap all untapped artifacts they control.
Each player chooses up to one artifact with Storage 1 with a blue permanent stored on it. Then, those players tap all untapped artifacts they control.
'This is acceptable'
– Maro
– Maro
Enchant thing
Enchanted thing is blue and cannot have it's colors changed. It gains ": Draw five cards"
Enchanted thing is blue and cannot have it's colors changed. It gains "
: Draw five cards"Enchant creature or 
Enchanted is one of the following:
-If you payed the former attach cost: A creature with Flying, move it vertically one hundred meters
-If you payed the latter attach cost: a copy of another target creature with lower converted mana cost
or
Enchanted is one of the following:
-If you payed the former attach cost: A creature with Flying, move it vertically one hundred meters
-If you payed the latter attach cost: a copy of another target creature with lower converted mana cost
: Attach target red and white land to Mine-Bottling Fact, nobody can use it. Mine-Bottling Fact loses all colors until end of turn and becomes transparent. It has Storage 1You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities
Create a creature token that is a copy of you. Suspend it for half of a turn.
Shun target Legendary creature with the first initial K.
Shun target Legendary creature with the first initial K.
Come You Nigh: Kay Shuns
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature's controller casts a spell from BoneAppleTea, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature
Whenever enchanted creature's controller casts a spell from BoneAppleTea, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature
Create a Structure token with Black creature habitat. It has "Tap an untapped inhabitant, Defecate 1". Move this structure to the right.
Bad Moon Rising
When Bone Smack Teeth enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs
Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs
Enchant creature you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose, Epileptic Caesar deals 6 damage to enchanted creature.
, Sacrifice Epileptic Caesar: You gain 10 life
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose, Epileptic Caesar deals 6 damage to enchanted creature.
, Sacrifice Epileptic Caesar: You gain 10 lifeFeel It Naughty Dog deals 4 damage to any target. If that target is a Dog Evil that attacked this turn, deal 8 damage to it's controller
Equip Genius Wizard
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something"
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something"
As an additional cost to cast Stow Ree!, do your best Neckbeard impression.
Destroy target thing with Storage
Destroy target thing with Storage
As an additional cost to cast Tool Edge It To Quit, move three Equipments
You quit the game.
You quit the game.
Flying
When Canary Bird (Colly Bird) enters the battlefield, pick up to three colors.
: Add one mana of any of the three colors you chose
When Canary Bird (Colly Bird) enters the battlefield, pick up to three colors.
: Add one mana of any of the three colors you chose0/0.5
Destroy target enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each word in the name of the destroyed enchantment
When The Oregon Null enters the battlefield exile everything that wasn't cast by Oregon.
9/9
Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token with Prowess and Swimming
A Monk Swimming
Defender, Hexproof
When Noah Fence enters the battlefield, destroy all Evils
Creatures cannot move if they would cross Noah Fence
When Noah Fence enters the battlefield, destroy all Evils
Creatures cannot move if they would cross Noah Fence
0/100
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can only be affected or affect white Artifacts that have had tokens created of them or are tokens created of something.
Enchanted creature can only be affected or affect white Artifacts that have had tokens created of them or are tokens created of something.
Destroy target creature. Target player mills three cards.
ironically enough, this is kind of what migraine feel like: being grinded into a thin grain
Sacrifice the bottom tenth of Missile Toe and then the rest: Deal 4 damage to any target, if that creature has flying, deal 6 damage instead. You may destroy all lands within 3 cm of that creature
Create a copy of target enchantment you control, except it's a token in addition to it's other types and it's name is "Sire of Eggcorn"
Equip Wall
Equipped Wall has protection from Blue and Red
Destroy equippee and Wallfulls: You gain 12 life.
Equipped Wall has protection from Blue and Red
Destroy equippee and Wallfulls: You gain 12 life.
There is an abundant source of nutrience hidden right behind your walls! Just dig into the stuff labelled "Harmful Absestos" and your taste buds will delight! tRy It!1!1!11!
Whenever a blue thing is cast, it exiles Eco Lie
When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human
When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human
9/9
When Hippo Crates enters the battlefield make five tokens that are copies of it
Storage 1
Storage 1
1/1
A Pita Me's power and toughness is equal to your height and weight in feet, rounded down respectively
A Pita Me has all evergreen abilities and subtypes you could reasonably have.
A Pita Me has all evergreen abilities and subtypes you could reasonably have.
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When Dew-Dilly Gents enters the battlefield create two tokens that are copies of it
, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn
Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add or
, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn
Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add or 1/1
When Hands and a Teaser enters the battlefield ask a trivial question in less than five words. For each player who loses, untap a Worker you control
Whenever Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) attacks create a Doodle token
6/4
Deal 2 damage to target Fish. Flip a coin. If you win, deal 4 damage instead. If you lose, sacrifice an Island
Whenever Nickle Teen blocks a creature that doesn't have a -1/-1 counter on it, put one on that creature.
3/4
When Bone Apple Tea enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Target creature or artifact gains Indestructible until end of turn
, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Gain 7 life
Pay, or , , Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Heal all things, no damage can be dealt or taken until end of turn
, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Target creature or artifact gains Indestructible until end of turn
, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Gain 7 life
Pay
, or , , Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Heal all things, no damage can be dealt or taken until end of turn
Create a 0/4 Dock land creature token. Then, untap all your swimming Birds without flying. They gain Dockhome and are Portugese in addition to their other race types until end of turn.
When Super Salad enters the battlefield, choose one:
-Create a Soup token
-Create a Salad Token
Pay $199.00 CAD, Sacrifice Super Salad: Gain 100 life
-Create a Soup token
-Create a Salad Token
Pay $199.00 CAD, Sacrifice Super Salad: Gain 100 life
Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Double Strike, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible
: Destroy target Female creature from Standard or Legacy
: Exile target creature that attacked this turn
: Destroy target Female creature from Standard or Legacy
: Exile target creature that attacked this turn15/15
Untap target artifact creature Equipment Human. It destroys Cow in the graveyard and is healed.
Mustard Up Courage
Untap target creature. It gains Haste until end of turn. Add
Whenever Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) attacks, flip a coin. If it lands on hands, Cross-Eyed Bear (Cross I'd Bear) deals 2 damage to you
Keep Thou my Way
3/3
Choose one:
-Untap target Legendary Cleric with Cook then tap it to untap a food
-Untap two or more target Donkeys, then cut target Mystic into X pieces over the course of X turns. Destroy that creature and add
-Untap target Legendary Cleric with Cook then tap it to untap a food
-Untap two or more target Donkeys, then cut target Mystic into X pieces over the course of X turns. Destroy that creature and add
Enchant Artifact
All money affecting or affected by enchanted Artifact is divided by it's the number of cards in it's controllers hand
All money affecting or affected by enchanted Artifact is divided by it's the number of cards in it's controllers hand
Bronze
, Sacrifice Bronze: Add Instant and sorcery spells you control are Tribal Jackals in addition to their other types and subtypes.
1/1
Mister Hide
Equip
Equip Scout
Equipped creature has Shroud
Equip Scout
Equipped creature has Shroud
All Afraid Hoe
All things have Fear.
: Add
: Add Enchant creature with money on it
The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura)
The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura)
Youth in Asia
: Do something a stereotypical 17 year old Asian would do1/1
Master Peace has the Kaladesh Masterpiece frame
Creatures cannot attack or block and get +1/+1.
, Sacrifice Master Peace: You get three currency of any type (ex. hundred dollar-bills, dogecoin, offbrand monopoly products)
Creatures cannot attack or block and get +1/+1.
, Sacrifice Master Peace: You get three currency of any type (ex. hundred dollar-bills, dogecoin, offbrand monopoly products)Play a subgame of Magic, if you win, choose one:
-Destroy target artifact with converted mana cost 4 or less
-Return target artifact from your graveyard to your hand
-Destroy target artifact with converted mana cost 4 or less
-Return target artifact from your graveyard to your hand
1/1
You may place up to one Artifact on top of Petal Stool. When you do you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep gain 1 life and add "
If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add instead too
"
If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add
instead tooWhen Vowel of Science enters the battlefield your opponents cannot cast spells this turn
: Scry 1
: Scry 1Hole: Hard, Deadly is the bane of all other Lands within 2.5 cm
Indestructible
: Add or then ping any target
Indestructible
: Add or then ping any targetSacrifice Salad: Add
Sacrifice Soup: Add
Flip a coin, sacrifice Doodle: If heads, draw a card, if tails, gain 3 life
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