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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Doodle Agents (Due Diligence)
{3}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Elemental Warriors
Whenever Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) attacks create a Doodle token
6/4
In the Skies
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature {w} or {b}
Enchanted is one of the following:
-If you payed the former attach cost: A creature with Flying, move it vertically one hundred meters
-If you payed the latter attach cost: a copy of another target creature with lower converted mana cost
There's a Bathroom on the Right (There's a Bad Moon on the Rise)
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Create a Structure token with Black creature habitat. It has "Tap an untapped inhabitant, Defecate 1". Move this structure to the right.
Bad Moon Rising
Taking It For Granite
{1}{c}{u}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Artificer Worker Evil
You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities
Eggcorn
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Egg Food
Create a copy of target enchantment you control, except it's a token in addition to it's other types and it's name is "Sire of Eggcorn"
Stow Ree!
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Stow Ree!, do your best Neckbeard impression.
Destroy target thing with Storage
Mid Evil
{w}{b}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is an Evil Knight. Round it's toughness up
Carry Bean
{1}{w}{u/g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a brown Food Pirate with Storage 2
A Pita Me
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact Creature – Food Human
A Pita Me's power and toughness is equal to your height and weight in feet, rounded down respectively
A Pita Me has all evergreen abilities and subtypes you could reasonably have.
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Lie Berry
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Lie Berry: Gain 0 life. It was a lie. Transform Lie Berry
Arch Eyes
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Genius Wizard {0}
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something"
Telephone Game!!!
 
 C 
Enchantment
Telephone Game!!! is the Bane of blue Elves and blue Elephants
Petal Stool
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
You may place up to one Artifact on top of Petal Stool. When you do you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep gain 1 life and add {w}"
If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add {w}{g} instead too
Tax of Asian
{y}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with money on it
The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura)
Youth in Asia
{y}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
{t}: Do something a stereotypical 17 year old Asian would do
1/1
Dew-Dilly Gents
{1}{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Human
When Dew-Dilly Gents enters the battlefield create two tokens that are copies of it
{w}{t}, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn
{e}{b} Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add {u} or {g}
1/1
Swamp
 
 B 
Basic Land – Swamp
Salad
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Salad: Add {g}

Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) (rare)
In the Skies (uncommon)
There's a Bathroom on the Right (There's a Bad Moon on the Rise) (uncommon)
Taking It For Granite (uncommon)
Eggcorn (common)
Stow Ree! (common)
Mid Evil (common)
Carry Bean (common)
A Pita Me (common)
Lie Berry (common)
Telephone Game!!! (common)
Petal Stool (common)
Tax of Asian // Youth in Asia (common)
Dew-Dilly Gents (common)
Swamp (basic)
Salad (token)