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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mr. Meaner of Misdemeanors
{5}{b}{b}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Evil God
HE IS EDGY SO HE WINS
infinity/infinity
Tool Edge It To Quit
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Tool Edge It To Quit, move three Equipments

You quit the game.
Bone Smack Teeth
{r}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
When Bone Smack Teeth enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs
Taking It For Granite
{1}{c}{u}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Artificer Worker Evil
You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities
Fan A Man Awl
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Untap target artifact creature Equipment Human. It destroys Cow in the graveyard and is healed.
Tax of Asian
{y}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with money on it
The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura)
Youth in Asia
{y}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
{t}: Do something a stereotypical 17 year old Asian would do
1/1
Curly Birds (Colly Birds)
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{1}{t}: Tap or untap target Land
Twelve Days of Christmas
0/1
Zero Taller Ants
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Giant
(there's nothing here! Did you RTFC??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OR TAKE IT!!! UUNNAACCEEPPTTAABBLLEE!!!!!! D:<)
0/0
Lie Berry
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Lie Berry: Gain 0 life. It was a lie. Transform Lie Berry
Arch Eyes
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Genius Wizard {0}
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something"
Dew-Dilly Gents
{1}{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Human
When Dew-Dilly Gents enters the battlefield create two tokens that are copies of it
{w}{t}, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn
{e}{b} Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add {u} or {g}
1/1
Eco Lie
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Whenever a blue thing is cast, it exiles Eco Lie
When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human
9/9
Canary Bird (Colly Bird)
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
When Canary Bird (Colly Bird) enters the battlefield, pick up to three colors.
{t}: Add one mana of any of the three colors you chose
0/0.5
Mellow Dramatic
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue and red
Petal Stool
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
You may place up to one Artifact on top of Petal Stool. When you do you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep gain 1 life and add {w}"
If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add {w}{g} instead too
Island
 
 B 
Basic Land – Island
Soup
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Soup: Add {u}

Mr. Meaner of Misdemeanors (mythic)
Tool Edge It To Quit (uncommon)
Bone Smack Teeth (uncommon)
Taking It For Granite (uncommon)
Fan A Man Awl (common)
Tax of Asian // Youth in Asia (common)
Curly Birds (Colly Birds) (common)
Zero Taller Ants (common)
Lie Berry (common)
Dew-Dilly Gents (common)
Eco Lie (common)
Canary Bird (Colly Bird) (common)
Mellow Dramatic (common)
Petal Stool (common)
Island (basic)
Soup (token)