[NONCANON] BoneAppleTea: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Legendary Creature – Evil God
As an additional cost to cast Tool Edge It To Quit, move three Equipments

You quit the game.
When Bone Smack Teeth enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs
Tribal Sorcery – Artificer Worker Evil
You control target thing you don't control. It's owner creates a red Granite artifact Block token with no abilities
Untap target artifact creature Equipment Human. It destroys Cow in the graveyard and is healed.
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with money on it
The money on enchanted creature cannot be moved. The creature gains Flying and Shroud (except for this aura)
Youth in Asia
Creature – Human Child
{t}: Do something a stereotypical 17 year old Asian would do
Creature – Bird
{1}{t}: Tap or untap target Land
Twelve Days of Christmas
Creature – Insect Giant
(there's nothing here! Did you RTFC??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OR TAKE IT!!! UUNNAACCEEPPTTAABBLLEE!!!!!! D:<)
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Lie Berry: Gain 0 life. It was a lie. Transform Lie Berry
Arch Eyes
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Genius Wizard {0}
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something"
Creature – Plant Human
When Dew-Dilly Gents enters the battlefield create two tokens that are copies of it
{w}{t}, Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target female this turn
{e}{b} Sacrifice Dew-Dilly Gents: Gain 2 life then add {u} or {g}
Creature – Germ
Whenever a blue thing is cast, it exiles Eco Lie
When Eco Lie enters the battlefield destroy a Land or Human
Creature – Bird
When Canary Bird (Colly Bird) enters the battlefield, pick up to three colors.
{t}: Add one mana of any of the three colors you chose
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue and red
You may place up to one Artifact on top of Petal Stool. When you do you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep gain 1 life and add {w}"
If the artifact is also a Plant, you gain 2 life instead and add {w}{g} instead too
Basic Land – Island
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Soup: Add {u}

Mr. Meaner of Misdemeanors (mythic)
Tool Edge It To Quit (uncommon)
Bone Smack Teeth (uncommon)
Taking It For Granite (uncommon)
Fan A Man Awl (common)
Tax of Asian // Youth in Asia (common)
Curly Birds (Colly Birds) (common)
Zero Taller Ants (common)
Lie Berry (common)
Dew-Dilly Gents (common)
Eco Lie (common)
Canary Bird (Colly Bird) (common)
Mellow Dramatic (common)
Petal Stool (common)
Island (basic)
Soup (token)