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CardName: Hexproof Inseminator Gold Cost: 2gu Type: Creature - Merfolk Wizard Pow/Tgh: 2/2 Rules Text: When Hexproof Inseminator Gold enters the battlefield, you may inseminate 2 (Target land gets two +1/+1 counters. It becomes also a 0/0 Tectonite creature with haste while it has a +1/+1 counter on it.). Land creatures you control have hexproof. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: Lorvynica Common

Hexproof Inseminator Gold

Creature – Merfolk Wizard

When Hexproof Inseminator Gold enters the battlefield, you may inseminate 2 (Target land gets two +1/+1 counters. It becomes also a 0/0 Tectonite creature with haste while it has a +1/+1 counter on it.).

Land creatures you control have hexproof.

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Updated on 07 May 2022 by amuseum

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2016-05-13 12:25:23: amuseum created the card Hexproof Inseminator Gold

2016-05-13 19:54:48: Circeus edited Hexproof Inseminator Gold

by Phosphorus:

I hope you knowI hope you know the actual definition of the word “inseminate….” The mechanic right now has some rather unfortunate flavor implications.

by dude1818:

We've tried having that conversation before

by Link:

I do seem to recall that.

by amuseum:

To sow, place seeds in or on (the ground). From Latin seminare: to sow

by Link:

But in modern English, it is read as "to put semen into." It's a very sexual word, semantically.

by Tahazzar:

That discussion was had on Elf Inseminator.

by Link:

And as you can see, it was unproductive.