CardName: Lover's Rejection
Cost: RW
Type: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tgh: /
Rules Text: Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a
creature, untap both and remove them from combat. Lover's
Rejection deals 1 damage to each of them.
Flavour Text:
Set/Rarity: Link's Unplaced Cards Uncommon
Lover's Rejection
U
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, untap both and remove them from combat. Lover's Rejection deals 1 damage to each of them.
Made while brainstorming for auras, though unfortunately I need one that does any permanent. Still, I thought this was funny.