Dorado: Virtual Booster

Conspiracy Chimes    R  Sorcery For each artifact you control, choose one - • You gain 2 life. • Draw a card, then discard a card. • Each opponent loses 1 life. Miriam’s stuffed animal collection suddenly began speaking to her, in hushed whispers and disturbing musings.	Crematorium Belcher    U  Artifact Creature – Construct , Exile a creature or artifact card from a graveyard: Crematorium Belcher deals 1 damage to target player. Death, now with 100% more efficiency. 3/3	Drunken Roofstomper    U  Creature – Elephant Citizen Drunken Roofstomper can't attack or block alone. When Drunken Roofstomper enters the battlefield, destroy an artifact you don't control at random. If you need some place demolished, just invite him over for a party. 3/3	Small Investment    U  Sorcery Search your library for a card with a converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. You lose 2 life. A small investment sometimes pays off in large ways.	Aspiring Mechador    C  Creature – Goblin Rogue First strike , Sacrifice an artifact: Aspiring Mechador gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Professional mechadors are among the wealthiest citizens of Dorado, but are also those with the shortest life expectancy. 1/1
Lacking Motivation    C  Instant Each creature target player controls gets -2/+2 until end of turn. The opposite of motivation is hibernation.	Day's Wage    C  Sorcery Target player discards two cards and gains 2 life. invest (Put a colorless artifact token named Gold onto the battlefield. It has “Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.”).	Outspend    C  Sorcery Exile target creature if it has a power 4 or greater. Capitalist – If mana from an artifact source was spent to cast Outspend, exile it if it has a power 4 or less instead.	Market Looting    C  Sorcery Buyback (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Draw two cards, then discard two cards. A window smashed, a business wrecked, thousands won.	Personal Glider    C  Artifact Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has flying. Equip
Thundershock Kitten    C  Artifact Creature – Cat When Thundershock Kitten dies, it deals 2 damage to target player. After numerous fatalities during focus group testing, Amador Corporation decided that the market wasn't ready for the Thunderbolt Cat just yet. 2/2	Rata Wageslave    C  Creature – Rat Citizen : Rata Wageslave gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once per turn. Much of Dorado’s lower class is made up of goblins and rata, who perform menial tasks such as ink-grinding, tool-fetching, and boot-kissing. 1/1	Amador Muscletusk    C  Creature – Elephant Soldier Capitalist – When Amador Muscletusk enters the battlefield, if mana from an artifact source was spent to cast it, you may destroy target tapped creature. Critics of Salvado Amador’s products have unusually short lives. 5/4	Contractual Worker    C  Creature – Rat Citizen As long as you control an artifact named Gold, Contractual Worker has first strike. "I agree with your ideals, but ideals don't keep my family fed." -Agri, to Leyre Elizonda 2/1	Swamp    B  Basic Land – Swamp

Conspiracy Chimes (rare)
Crematorium Belcher (uncommon)
Drunken Roofstomper (uncommon)
Small Investment (uncommon)
Aspiring Mechador (common)
Lacking Motivation (common)
Day's Wage (common)
Outspend (common)
Market Looting (common)
Personal Glider (common)
Thundershock Kitten (common)
Rata Wageslave (common)
Amador Muscletusk (common)
Contractual Worker (common)
Swamp (basic)