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Flying, Deathtouch
Bijou massacrette cannot block
Bijou massacrette cannot block
The tailed beasts bring devastation
2/1
Split Second.
An end step occurs, including cleanup. (until end of turn effects wear off, damage is removed from creatures, mana drains from mana pools etc.)
Then the current turn continues as normal.
An end step occurs, including cleanup. (until end of turn effects wear off, damage is removed from creatures, mana drains from mana pools etc.)
Then the current turn continues as normal.
(Coaches turn back into pumpkins...)
The next time this turn you sacrifice a creature, you may destroy an opponents creature instead.
You have an additional graveyard.
When something affects one of your graveyards, you choose which one. (If something affects multiple graveyards, it will hit both.)
When something affects one of your graveyards, you choose which one. (If something affects multiple graveyards, it will hit both.)
1/1
: The next time this turn target player wouldn't take damage, they do.
Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn.
Rebound (except, you know, with X preserved, somehow, because otherwise it would be just stupid, and this card needs something to stop it being laughed at by all the other little cards.)
Rebound (except, you know, with X preserved, somehow, because otherwise it would be just stupid, and this card needs something to stop it being laughed at by all the other little cards.)
Whenever any player discards a card, exile Insane Tomb Builder and each other player discards a card at random.
He's dedicated to taking it with him.
2/1
Destroy target creature.
If Kill it would be countered, you may instead choose a different target.
If Kill it would be countered, you may instead choose a different target.
Until end of turn all creature abilities with 
in their cost, have 'sacrifice this creature' instead.
in their cost, have 'sacrifice this creature' instead.When a planeswalker gains loyalty counters, it gains one more than it would.
You may not spend the last loyalty counter on a planeswalker.
You may not spend the last loyalty counter on a planeswalker.
Whenever a creature's mana ability is activated, Mana Assassin destroys it.
I am myself, not my ability. And so are you. Sorry.
2/2
When a spell or ability is activated, and would target Obstinate Lurker, or apply an effect to a category that includes Obstinate Lurker, counter it unless its controller pays 
in addition to any other costs.
in addition to any other costs.Mana, or it didn't happen.
2/2
At the start of your upkeep, exile a card from your graveyard or discard a card.
If you do, put a copy of Ophiocordyceps into play.
If you do, put a copy of Ophiocordyceps into play.
1/1
Flash
As an additional cost to play Phylactery pay X life.
Phylactery comes into play with X Charge counters on it.
If you would lose the game you may sacrifice Phylactery, if you do instead of losing the game you have life equal to the number of counters on Phylactery.
As an additional cost to play Phylactery pay X life.
Phylactery comes into play with X Charge counters on it.
If you would lose the game you may sacrifice Phylactery, if you do instead of losing the game you have life equal to the number of counters on Phylactery.
As an additional cost to cast Phyrric Victory; sacrifice a player.
Win the game.
Win the game.
At any cost!
Illus. Jack Chick
At the start of each players turn, if they have a doom counter, they gain a doom counter.
If they have more than 3, they lose the game.
If Poisonous Snake would deal combat damage to a player, they instead gain a doom token.
If they have more than 3, they lose the game.
If Poisonous Snake would deal combat damage to a player, they instead gain a doom token.
1/1
Schtummkopf-killendead cannot attack.
Whenever a player speaks, unless they are announcing a game action or querying game state, Schtummkopf-killendead deals 2 damage to them.
Whenever a player speaks, unless they are announcing a game action or querying game state, Schtummkopf-killendead deals 2 damage to them.
On condition that they do so...?
No. No deals.
No. No deals.
2/2
Pay 1 or more life: Draw a card.
Whenever any player draws a card using The Measure ability, any other player may pay any greater amount of life to draw a card themselves, instead.
Whenever any player draws a card using The Measure ability, any other player may pay any greater amount of life to draw a card themselves, instead.
When two creatures fight, one dies.
Sadly this would let you kill one of your choice before the fight resolves. to make it actually work requires yucky wording.
Illus. Burning man
Whenever you would gain life, instead gain that much black mana.
Power is life!
Life is power!
All shall be mine!
Life is power!
All shall be mine!
Illus. Ubisfot
2/2
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield its controller must sacrifice a creature.
Culmulative Upkeep: 1 life
Culmulative Upkeep: 1 life
Illus. Silverfox5213
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Appropriate Cost destroys one of them.