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I suppose you are right.... Maybe I make it an upkeep trigger
It's kind of just a weird anthem right now :P not super happy with it...
This is a natural combo - two things that a weenei deck wants. But it's probably too efficient for a weenie deck - there's no real decisions to make here. If you're playing white tokens, you put this in your deck. If you draw it, you cast it almost without any regard to whatever else is going on.
Artful Maneuver + Join the Ranks
i have no idea how the hell rebound works, its confused me since i first learned of it.
The next is inefficient. even if you tell me the creature type is epic, i dont care. boo card.
So pump and token creature.. Okay well let us just Angel of Invention or Polished Cartouche of Solidarity and get a good thang going!
Cone of Flame + Stone Giant
LOL MORE DUEL DECK CARDS WHY DO WE GET SO MANY
AAaaAaaaAaaaAHhaHAaAAAaHHaAAAAHaaaAhAhhaaAaaAAHHhaHHAHhAAaaaHhahahHHHaAaHHaAAAAHaaaahaAHHHAaaAAHHhaHHAHh
omg i just realised cone of flame is parodying cone damage spells from dnd and such games... that is actually really creative done and well made compared to me who would have (read: has already for this purpose) created an entirely knew mechanic called MOVING which by the way takes what richard garfield wanted from this game and lets loose a taco bell second edition storm out of a cheesy moon.
Cone of Flame deals 1 damage to any target, 2 damage to another target, and 3 damage to a third target.
thats gonna be hard to shorten, ugh.
Target creature you control with toughness less than Stone Giant's power gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE HITS THE WEAKLING
Okay so two epic flavor wins, and i could shorten it..
My idea wsa to keyword Conic N (~ deals 1 damage to the a target, 2 damage to a second target, until an nth target is dealt N damage)
but i now realise that isn't much shorter, though kind of cool if this became an deciduous ability... yeay!
Maybe i make a knockback wave? that works. Okay i got an idea for a conic spell.
wow so emotional im choking
im choking
help heimlich aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Elvish Eulogist + Ashmouth Hound
two duel deck cards. nice.
Also the eulogist does something similar to Nature's Resurgence which we mashed to a fine chummy paste earlier..
Also i am now convinved that that is a green ability. it only took 2 cards... and uh a few hours. ugh i succ
anyway ill be using that, maybe idk , lol who knows anything (insert nillhiitsicic rant here)
oh and a cheeky pingy boy.. only way it could be cheekier? first strike.. well i gues doublt strike too... ugh just ALWAYS hit first why dont u... ugh
okay so maybe whenever blocks or becomes blocked, do eulogies
well maybe just when BLOCKS because green has a toughness theme but red is the opposite it has power theme, as does black, but then again whit and blue bot hdo toughness theme, white can do both though, so good on you first of woobooger
okay.
Forest + Frantic Search
so an hour land will have to redo.
okay we got anudda land Rith's Grove
dunno wat da flavor is there, but it will just jave to do.
So a Land - Lair which can produce naya colors and requires a bounce of a nonlair land.
neat.
also the blue spell is loot 2 and untap 3 lands.. Wow that actually seems kind of broken... ooooof
oKay so maybe we let you untap this land rather than land(S!!!)
okay but when ? id say when you draw a card...
maybe the enter clause is discard 3 cards. that feels an appropriate amount.
Okay ill do something
ugh wordy. Not sure if it's better to just say search your library for the basic land that corresponds with that [color?]'s iconic creature type.
Terramorphic Expanse + Mistform Shrieker
okay so basic land fetch
and morphing illusion that CAN changeling...
reading those two gave me a really cool idea.. .youll see on the card
thanks, i have no idea how anything works here...
I hate Removalland.
This seems gold-heavy. Tranquility is almost what this does, but it's selective / one-sided. Even so, I should think pure white could do it.
Blue plays with enchantments (though doesn't usually remove them), so pure blue could do the selecting-some-of part. I can justify that, kinda.
Black? Black gets no enchantment removal under any cirumstances ever. It's one of Blacks primary weaknesses. Requiring black in the colour mix of this seems very odd.
Meandering River + Dark Banishing
ok tapland n removal
hm
...
There i simplified my babbling introduction, but my idea is a bit less simple so I think I'm gonna make an esper removal spell, it wont use non-anything because its defunct, sadly? idk... but also that means you can only destroy two colors... ugh... even if you are playing a zealous fanatic maniac esper deck, your opponents probably are playing one or two of those colors as well...
looking up esper charm to see if there is any removal on there... or just what esper can kill.
well enchantment destruction... i dont really care i f thatmakes sense because I personally have no idea what colors can remove what in what ways at what times with what restrictions on what day of the week depending on where maro places it on what scale and it cant be that simple if richard garfield's evil numerology worshipping clone has anything to do with it his RNG-Machine will easily make things more convoluted. dont forget we gotta ask the magic conch shell if its okay, also we need to add a bunch of extra rules because we dont errata nephilim to be legendary....
okay well if i keep talking its devolving into nonsense and my brain hurts.. screw understanding removal (unless someone can get me a helpful little guide)
anyways 3 mana for one enchant is trash , so its gonna let you pick any number of em... but it will cost 6 sure
Nature's Resurgence + Agent of Stromgald
deadman's card advantage and rakdos ritual dork
well im not super confidant in my ability to understand rituals, but i like red and black and green all being able to mana-fy, although not at the same asfan , tier-iary or rarity or what-have-you
those are both old cards and feel a bit outta modern day pie... so maybe i just make an old feeling card? sureee. why not.
okay so maybe just add mana for creature cards in graveyard... i can actually just make that mono green, the agent should likely be to... then again weve seen some UGSIMIC mana adding even in amonkhet, let alone ravnica... maybe if it has gren it can add... well then im gonna make this golgari because it feels very much more like that. so does resurgence, but i guess it isn't too bad, im still gonna make it golgari. this one feels more golgari than nature anyway
Samite Healer + Rhox Faithmender
so DMG preventer and a modest 2-striking lifelinker that alhammarret's archive (yes other cards do that, i dont know which did it first, its not a very common ability so it probably isnt named, but this is an origins card so im considering that as a pretty good place to draw naming from because a core set but also relevant and i think it sold well idhk/c)
Well that is two different abilities, im not putting both lfie and dmg prot on a card... but i will take the doubling (non-seasonal) thing and put it on acard.
Cartouche of Solidarity + Tel-Jilad Justice
so a cartouche (which i knew how they worked, but just realise kinda could be better because the enchant ability could come after the etbs ability... that would be sooo much more fun... I might just remake a cycle like that... too make me feel better)
also artifact hate and scrying... neat
So an aura about nonartifact creatures that scries.
in white and green.... Okay what about Shamanic Experience... i like that.
this would be cool as a reference to a card named Experienced Shaman that has the same ability.. LOL
Burrowing + Eternal Dragon
okay so mountainwalk granting and regrowth and plainscycling
okay mountaincycling and regen?
well i dont know if red can regenerate...
Maybe I just make a black elemental which is like an evil tall rock w/ those 2 mechanics..
okay sure
happy 50th card btw!
Darkslick Drake + Alhammarret, High Arbiter
woo a legendary!
anyway we got death trigger to draw
and a sphinx with a pretty straightforward control ability that guilds literally did way better.
Anyway maybe just put that ability on a death trigger? sure.
im adding black cus dimir can do this for cheaper and one of the cards literally says darkslick
also my flavooooooor
Iron Star + Spite // Malice
Okay so life for devotion casts
and counter or kill split card
Hm.. Maybe all red spells you cast cannot be countered and have Deathtouch? sure i think thats legal ruleswise now...
also it feels red, but i dont know how mechanical it is... it's basically just LET ME HIT YOU! HA HA I HIT YOU TOO HARD!
Infernal Contract + Consumptive Goo
Okay so basically the new trend of draw a card and ~ deals 1 damage to you but way back in mirage can have its origins traced back to this hyperradical ancestor.
consumptive goo looks inefficient to me, but it basically hurts to grow.... I could just use a sengir ability, but we will see
Okay so draw cards and lose life... hurt and grow
draw and grow to lose and hurt
maybe draw a card and put a counter on a creature. When you do you lose 3 life and put a -1/-1 cnt?
well no reason to use 2 types of counters (i never understood why that was soooo bad, i guess just makes hard to remember? ugh. whatev)
i mean if they were avoiding it back in mirage, and even on a card like this that readsso wonky because of it... guess i should just conform and sthu
heck is a bad word and im soooper sowwy
so i might just drop that. What about put a +1/=1 counter on a creature and draw a card. You lose 3 life? Sure, sounds okay... i got an idea enough.
Also just realised black doesnt do counters... or do they? not sure... Okay I got one.
Jade Monolith + Order of the Golden Cricket
Oh so draugydob and conditional flier... okay i got something.
Akoum Refuge + Mist Leopard
So rakdos lifelank (out of color btw but i guess lands dont technically have colors..? idk always weird to me...) and some shroud creature...
Okay I got one.
Lots of edits later its still 78 words... oof.
i think thats the best i can do