[MISC] Mashed Chum: Virtual Booster

Knot of Disparity    R  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, attacks, blocks or has an activated ability activated, put a -1/-1 counter on it. Only a desperately screwed-over diabologist would cast this curse.	Elitist Cohort    U  Creature – Vedalken Advisor Flash When Elitist Cohort enters the battlefield, if you control another creature that shares a color with it, you may counter target spell. 1/3	Infernal Patronage    U  Instant Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 until end of turn. Draw two cards. You lose 10 life. Badelin didn't know that throughout his entire journey for the Prize he never once succeeded, the Loomer had weakened every enemy. He now would not have the strength to fight the Demon, and the enemy had gotten his prize for very little effort of his own.	Jumpy Julian    U  Legendary Creature – Superhuman Mercenary : Jumpy Julian gains Flying until end of turn. : Until end of turn, if Jumpy Julian would be dealt damage, that damage is deal to you instead. None of the other mercs liked Julian, he never had their backs, he was always too busy trying to play leapfrog. 3/1	Alobyrolg's Torcher    C  Creature – Ogre Wizard Warrior Flash When Alobyrolg's Torcher enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to any target. Alobyrolg always loved to eat burn victims. His ears liked the screams. 2/1
Saddleback Lizard    C  Creature – Lizard Trample : Support 2 Ravagg has next to no civility left, and just a bit more tameness. So these guys are an advantage in fights. 3/4	Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls    C  Creature – Merfolk Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls enters the battlefield tapped : Add or Believing it to be a gift from Gaeaquata, the merfolk hold these things as dear as Chalisan holds the Basket of Blessed Shells 1/1	Scrapyard Cockatrice    C  Creature – Cockatrice As long as you control an artifact, Scrapyard Cockatrice has Deathtouch Rannekol sometimes chased the Cockatrices playfully, only leaving his position to do so once every hundred years. By the time he celebrated his 5000th birthday alone as usual, they had evolved to fight back. 2/4	Druid's Familiar    C  Creature – Beast When you look at Druid's Familiar while it is in your library, reveal it and put it onto the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it. It gains Trample. Feem could call the wild like no other. 2/2	Dreadnought Deckhand    C  Creature – Human Pirate Vigilance "Not everybody on that great imposing vessel really wants to kill you, spare the youthful ones at least" -Boron Mightless, Hero to Galagus Rem, Antihero 2/3
Topodec's Prohibition    C  Sorcery Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield. It gains Defender until end of turn. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order. A topodec is someone who closely paroles and prohibits many of Ignema's Redeemed for public safety and implying their remaining guilt. 1/1	Elixir Cap    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has Hexproof. You gain 4 life. A delicacy-supplying addition to any battle armor collection!	City-Striding Arbiter    C  Artifact Creature – Construct Flash When City-Striding Arbiter enters the battlefield, you may tap target creature that attacked this turn. When an artificer visits a plane in strife, it never goes well. Privacy infringement is an example of not well. 1/3	Rage-Clad Rhino    C  Creature – Rhino Warrior Trample, Daunt All it has to win with is it's own intensity, as is natural and fair. 4/4	Island    B  Basic Land – Island

Knot of Disparity (rare)
Elitist Cohort (uncommon)
Infernal Patronage (uncommon)
Jumpy Julian (uncommon)
Alobyrolg's Torcher (common)
Saddleback Lizard (common)
Merfolk of the Verdant Pearls (common)
Scrapyard Cockatrice (common)
Druid's Familiar (common)
Dreadnought Deckhand (common)
Topodec's Prohibition (common)
Elixir Cap (common)
City-Striding Arbiter (common)
Rage-Clad Rhino (common)
Island (basic)