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Bone Smack Teeth

 

 U 

Instant

When Bone Smack Teeth enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
Target White Artifact destroys up to two-hundred-fifty-two white artifacts with lower CMCs

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Epileptic Caesar

 

 C 

Enchantment Artifact – Aura Food

Enchant creature you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose, Epileptic Caesar deals 6 damage to enchanted creature.
, Sacrifice Epileptic Caesar: You gain 10 life

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Feel It Naughty Dog

 

 R 

Legendary Sorcery

Feel It Naughty Dog deals 4 damage to any target. If that target is a Dog Evil that attacked this turn, deal 8 damage to it's controller

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Lie Berry

 

 C 

Artifact – Food

Sacrifice Lie Berry: Gain 0 life. It was a lie. Transform Lie Berry

Arch Eyes

 

 C 

Artifact – Equipment

Equip Genius Wizard
Equipped Genius Wizard is a Titan in addition to it's other types and gains "Pay any quantity and quality of mana: Do something"

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Once in a Wile

 

 U 

Instant

Flip three coins. If all three land on heads, add

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Sand Witches

 

 C 

Creature – Wizard Nomad

As long as you control a Desert, Sand Witches has Haste

3/2

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Stow Ree!

 

 C 

Instant

As an additional cost to cast Stow Ree!, do your best Neckbeard impression.
Destroy target thing with Storage

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Tool Edge It To Quit

 

 U 

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast Tool Edge It To Quit, move three Equipments

You quit the game.

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