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Printable
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 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Stow Ree!, do your best Neckbeard impression.
Destroy target thing with Storage
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a brown Food Pirate with Storage 2
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Delectable
When Bone Apple Tea enters the battlefield, untap all Idiots and Foods you control, then tap all Frogs you don't control.
{w}{t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Target creature or artifact gains Indestructible until end of turn
{r/g}{r/g}{t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Gain 7 life
Pay {b}{b}{b}, {u}{u}{u} or {g}{g}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Bone Apple Tea: Heal all things, no damage can be dealt or taken until end of turn
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Egg Food
Create a copy of target enchantment you control, except it's a token in addition to it's other types and it's name is "Sire of Eggcorn"
 C 
Instant
Deal 2 damage to target Fish. Flip a coin. If you win, deal 4 damage instead. If you lose, sacrifice an Island
 R 
Creature – Elemental Warriors
Whenever Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) attacks create a Doodle token
6/4
 M 
Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Elk
Trample, Hexproof
{t}: Remove all green mana from your mana pool. For each mana removed this way create a 1/1 Eldrazi creature token with Haste
Olive, the Other Reindeer
4/5
 R 
Running Gag Enchantment Creature – Atog
Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Double Strike, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible
{1}{b}{b}{t}: Destroy target Female creature from Standard or Legacy
{1}{w}{w}{t}: Exile target creature that attacked this turn
15/15
 C 
Artifact
When Vowel of Science enters the battlefield your opponents cannot cast spells this turn
{u}: Scry 1
 U 
Artifact
When Hands and a Teaser enters the battlefield ask a trivial question in less than five words. For each player who loses, untap a Worker you control
 R 
Legendary Structure Creature – Human Advisor
Defender, Hexproof
When Noah Fence enters the battlefield, destroy all Evils
Creatures cannot move if they would cross Noah Fence
0/100
 R 
Legendary Creature – Jackal
Instant and sorcery spells you control are Tribal Jackals in addition to their other types and subtypes.
1/1
Mister Hide
{1}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equip Scout {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud
 U 
Instant
Except a Bowl this spell cannot be countered
Each player chooses up to one artifact with Storage 1 with a blue permanent stored on it. Then, those players tap all untapped artifacts they control.
'This is acceptable'
– Maro
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {s}
Equipped creature is a Worker in addition to it's other types.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue and red
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Salad: Add {g}

Stow Ree! (common)
Carry Bean (common)
Bone Apple Tea (uncommon)
Eggcorn (common)
Sea Crits (common)
Doodle Agents (Due Diligence) (rare)
Oliver, the Other Reindeer (All of the Other Reindeer) (mythic)
Modern Ate Her (rare)
Vowel of Science (common)
Hands and a Teaser (uncommon)
Noah Fence (rare)
Doctor Jackal // Mister Hide (rare)
Except a Bowl (uncommon)
Ice Sickle (common)
Mellow Dramatic (common)
Salad (token)