[WORDS] Oxymorons: Virtual Booster

Free Purchase    C  Sorcery Tutor an Artifact. You don't need to pay monetary costs that you don't activate until end of turn	Bug Fix    C  Instant Create a 2/1 red and black Insect creature token with Haste. Sacrifice it at the end of the turn	Calm Storm    R  Sorcery Calm Storm deals 12 damage to each target. Or don't, man, it's chill...	Criminal Justice System    R  Enchantment : Create a Criminal Cop creature token
Noble Savage    C  Creature – Human Protection from Blue and Artifacts 4/4	Sunshades    C  Artifact – Equipment Sunshades is black Equip creature Equipped creature has protection from white, red and stars	Sweet Pickle    U  Artifact – Food Sacrifice Sweet Pickle: Gain 3 life	Wee Mountain    C  Land : Add one third of and deal one third of a damage to any target
Holon     goes philosophical	Natural Artifact    C  Artifact Green creatures get +1/+1	Blurry Vision    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -X/-0 where X is it's power. It cannot block Cyclops.	Stickless Gum    C  Artifact – Food
just 10 **easy payments** of $1999.99 CAD	Bad Luck    U  Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player Whenever enchanted player does something, they must roll a 100-sided die. If the die lands on 1, they die in real life.	Fake Fact    C  Artifact When Fake Fact enters the battlefield tap target Idiot and/or Internetian : Tap target Idiot and/or Internetian	Black Gold  T  Token Artifact – Gold : Add one mana of any color. , : Add four mana of any one color. Activate this ability only to cast Evil spells or activate abilities of Evil permanents.

Free Purchase (common)
Bug Fix (common)
Calm Storm (rare)
Criminal Justice System (rare)
Noble Savage (common)
Sunshades (common)
Sweet Pickle (uncommon)
Wee Mountain (common)
Holon (none)
Natural Artifact (common)
Blurry Vision (uncommon)
Stickless Gum (common)
just 10 **easy payments** of $1999.99 CAD (none)
Bad Luck (uncommon)
Fake Fact (common)
Black Gold (token)