[WORDS] Oxymorons: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
A Good Monday
{10}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Garfield, Hater of Mondays consumes, confuses, destroys and triple exiles itself to target exiled Naya and/or Ink Temple and/or Snow Mountain
IMPOSSIBLE!
Blurry Vision
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -X/-0 where X is it's power. It cannot block Cyclops.
Gentlemanly Bandit
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Bandit
Mentor, Last Strike
3/3
Baggy Tights
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {10}
Equipped creature loses all abilities and gets -10/-10
It cannot be pulled off, or pushed on.

But mostly nobody manages to pulls it off.
Abnormality
 
 C 
 
Distant Relative
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Unfunny Joke
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1, Laugh 1
aka me
Dull Knife
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature gains "{t}: Deal 0 damage to any target"
Scantily Clad
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot have more than one half of an Equipment on it at once at any time
Plastic Straw
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target blue Food loses all abilities until end of turn. You may gain 2 life
Tame Beast
{2}{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
Vigilance, Saddling (If Tame Beast is equipped, and not monstrous you may combine a Pilot with it. They both gain Trample)
3/4
Upside Down
{1}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature moves in the opposite direction of where it would instead.
Even Odds
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Two players flip a coin. The winner gains 1 life. The loser loses 1 life
Thawed Bread
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
(transforms from frozen bread)
{e}{r}: Transform Thawed Bread
{t}, Sacrifice Thawed Bread: Gain 2 life
(Thawed Bread transforms into Toast)
Plains
 
 B 
Basic Land – Plains
Black Gold
 T 
Token Artifact – Gold
{t}: Add one mana of any color.
{e}, {t}: Add four mana of any one color. Activate this ability only to cast Evil spells or activate abilities of Evil permanents.

A Good Monday (mythic)
Blurry Vision (uncommon)
Gentlemanly Bandit (uncommon)
Baggy Tights (uncommon)
Abnormality (common)
Distant Relative (common)
Unfunny Joke (common)
Dull Knife (common)
Scantily Clad (common)
Plastic Straw (common)
Tame Beast (common)
Upside Down (common)
Even Odds (common)
Thawed Bread (common)
Plains (basic)
Black Gold (token)