i beg you to fix this capitalization!

-3-3 is not give out this easily.

actually on further inspection i suppose 2 mana to kill a 3-power creature isnt out of the question. it may be good to play it safe and add a tap symbol. actually i'd make that a must no matter what cost-power ratios you change. it would basically double as instant removal on a creature, which isn't found often at all in red or black i dont believe

For your matching that you said you wanted on Sizzler

Not only does it break your bones, but it does not hold the strength to finish the job

dont forget tap.

that text shows that it can still be black, and feel evil

does it have ti tap? I think that makes the card pretty bad. :(

Anybody can jump in at any time to correct me, but this pair looks far too powerful. It's above curve, not to mention creatures don't usually get this level of power, even if not repeatable.

They are also just convoluted instants with a weenie body

why is this one gendered? if it's an all male species fine, but i thought you wanted even the flavor of these cards to match, sizzler isn't gendered.

i'd rather horrors not get genders thanx (cus god help me i hope most of em are sterile)

that was a typo on my part