i think this might be too silver border-y. and i'm sure it breaks a million things.

Well, it's silver-bordery for sure, but I'm not sure it breaks anything unless you have tap/untap triggers.

Yes, but when you do, it's annoyingly easy to trigger it infinite times.

It's sometimes okay to make cards that don't do a lot on their own. It's never okay to make them be exponentially effective just because they're narrow. If this saw print, it would be for little gain, but would forever ruin any reasonably costed "Whenever a creature taps/untaps" design.

i think i'm going to put something completely different in this slot. i don't like this card at all. consider this a placeholder for now