Choose one, or two if you pay me $100.00 CAD in cash, I'll even let you get three... if you do me a dirty favor...:
– Choose a color, exile target creature of that color silently at the end of each turn for the remainder of the game
– Deal 1 damage to target Artifact or Enchantment. Next time something would interact with it, deals 5 damage to that target, triple tap them.
– Draw cards until you draw your more subtly stacked combo piece, then an opponent discards the last spoken card after ranking worst to best