This represents a kind of anti-card.

It's the Hunter's Feast of the set. Nobody wants it, there's no situation where it helps you and you probably ought to take a land instead of it.

I suppose sets need cards like this but it's definitely the kind of card that makes me hate green.

True, usually cards that will give +X/+X and trample are better but this gives two creatures trample and meshes with some other cards in the set. I think of trample being green's only means of evasion and if you're stuck with nothing else then this is it.

Which happens to be another non-creature spell but also a buff spell which does more if you can pull it off (Rhox Fists). But its the kind of interaction that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside whe it happens.

@NLewis-OK, but at sorcery speed, couldn't this be a cantrip?

It's just so useless. Can you ever see a situation where you'd want to pick this card? I mean, aside from being drunk.

Yeah if its a sorcery at least make it a cantrip othewrwise it will never see play.

The cantrip version feels good to me.