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CardName: Dispatch Correspondent Cost: 2GW Type: Creature - Rhox Soldier Scout Pow/Tgh: 3/3 Rules Text: Whenever a spell is played during combat, Dispatch Correspondent gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Flavour Text: "I reported from the front lines during the war. Got the scars to prove it. It's probably why Marrick is willing to give me his stories first-hand." Set/Rarity: Soradyne Laboratories v1.2 Common

Dispatch Correspondent

Creature – Rhox Soldier Scout

Whenever a spell is played during combat, Dispatch Correspondent gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"I reported from the front lines during the war. Got the scars to prove it. It's probably why Marrick is willing to give me his stories first-hand."

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Updated on 16 Feb 2012 by SFletcher

Code: CZ05

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2012-02-15 00:37:14: SFletcher created the card Dispatch Correspondent

by jmgariepy:

Thumbs up for a cool ability. I'm a little confused how this ended up a "Rhox Soldier Scout" instead of a "horse", however.

by SFletcher:

You've never heard an old, grizzled badass referred to as a "warhorse" before? It's slang for... an old grizzled badass.

"Old Man Jones didn't just yell at the kids to get off his lawn, he punched their lawns in the balls and told them to keep their kids in line. That dude is a serious warhorse."

Okay, it's more specifically an old badass veteran, but you get the point. This is a badass old Rhox with some serious badass war stories. That punch your pansy-ass war stories in the balls.

by jmgariepy:

If you switch your flavor text over to this new and improved flavor text, I'd buy that argument. :D

2012-02-16 17:08:06: SFletcher edited Dispatch Correspondent

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