[MISC] Shiftrrs: Virtual Booster

Communal Shiftrr    U  Creature – Shiftrr Communal Shiftrr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Shiftrrs you control Killing and breeding doesn't count as social interaction */*	Soulless Burning    U  Instant As an additional cost to cast Soulless Burning return an unblocked Shiftrr you control to it's owners hand Soulless Burning deals 4 damage to target creature As the crackling remains of the tortured puffin finished charring on the hot coals, the Shiftrr smiled because he wasn't hungry.	Contort    U  Instant Target creature gets -X/-0 this turn. It's controller mills X cards. Confuse    U  Instant Switch target creatures power and toughness this turn.	Shiftrr of Hateful Wishes    R  Creature – Shiftrr Wizard Whenever Shiftrr of Hateful Wishes or another Shiftrr enters the battlefield under your control, exile two cards from either the top of any player's library or any graveyard. You may cast those cards this turn and you may spend mana as if it were mana of any color to cast them. 4/6	Consume Leylines    U  Instant Destroy target creature. It's controller adds two mana of any color(s).
Laboratory Euthanization    U  Enchantment At the beginning of each upkeep, creatures become 0/1 blue Frogs with Shroud : Laboratory Euthanization deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature has Shroud, target it as if it didn't. The Shiftrr had a moral dilemma, unusually. It wished not to kill anything bigger than a Frog.	Shiftrr Lobotomizer    R  Creature – Shiftrr Wizard : Shiftrr Lobotomizer cannot be blocked this turn. Whenever Shiftrr Lobotomizer deals combat damage to a player, they mill those many cards. 3/5	Runt Shiftrr    U  Creature – Shiftrr Kicker – If Runt Shiftrr was kicked, it has +2/+0 and gains Haste. Runt Shiftrr cannot attack alone It's blessed by being closest to death 1/2	Pitiless End    U  Sorcery Sacrifice a creature to add equal to it's power If that creature was a Shiftrr, instead add that much mana plus Not a soul showed up to remark their relief	Towering Shiftrr    C  Creature – Shiftrr Trample A rare mercy: Its heart's so small it won't beat in a few years time 6/5
Plaguewind Shiftrr    R  Creature – Shiftrr Germ As an additional cost to cast Plaguewind Shiftrr, sacrifice a creature or exile two creature cards from your graveyard. Trample, Deathtouch Creatures you control have Deathtouch Wherever it curses with it's presence, windborn illness follows suit. 6/6	Wildershiftrr Huntress    U  Creature – Human Scout Flash When Wildershiftrr Huntress enters the battlefield, counter target red or green creature spell. If that spell was a Shiftrr, you gain 3 life. 2/2	Shiftrr's Punishment    U  Sorcery As long as you control a Shiftrr, Shiftrr's Punishment costs less to cast Target player discards a card.	Delectable Decay    C  Sorcery Undergrowth – You gain life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard	Shiftrr Deathtongue    R  Creature – Shiftrr Demon Snake Trample, Haste Whenever Shiftrr Deathtongue deals combat damage to a player, that player discards their hand and loses life equal to the cards lost this way. 7/7

Communal Shiftrr (uncommon)
Soulless Burning (uncommon)
Contort // Confuse (uncommon)
Shiftrr of Hateful Wishes (rare)
Consume Leylines (uncommon)
Laboratory Euthanization (uncommon)
Shiftrr Lobotomizer (rare)
Runt Shiftrr (uncommon)
Pitiless End (uncommon)
Towering Shiftrr (common)
Plaguewind Shiftrr (rare)
Wildershiftrr Huntress (uncommon)
Shiftrr's Punishment (uncommon)
Delectable Decay (common)
Shiftrr Deathtongue (rare)