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1 Nice... Colourless Rare 16{6}/{9} Enchantment As long as a creature you control has 6 power and 9 toughness, that creature has ward {69}.
As long as your life total is 69, your life total can't change.
If you control a legendary creature with 69 power and 69 toughness, you win the game. 		0
2 Tax Haven Colourless Rare 0 Land You can reveal a spell and pay mana equal to its mana cost. If you do, cast that spell without paying mana. (Timing rules still apply.)
{1}, {t}: Create a treasure token. 		0
3 Attractive Attention Seeker White Uncommon 2{1}{w} Creature – Human 0 1 Attractive Attention Seeker can block any number of attacking humanoid creatures. (humans, elves, dwarves, goblins, demons, angels, and many other creature types are humanoid)
Each attacking humanoid creature that is blocked by Attractive Attention Seeker has its power set to 0 unless its controller pays {2} and a compliment to Attractive Attention Seeker. 		0
4 Goth Recovery Program White Rare 1{w} Enchantment {3}{w}, {t}: Target black creature becomes white instead and loses all instances of menace, deathtouch, black, and graveyard in its text. If that creature's controller still controls other black creatures, you gain control of the target creature and gain 1 life. 0
5 Knee Surgeon White Uncommon 1 {w}
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Instant – Procedure		 1 1 When Knee Surgeon enters, you gain 2 life.
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Untap target creature with knees. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.) 		0
6 Purityrant White Rare 5{w}{w}{w}{w}{w} Creature – Human Noble 1 1 If your devotion to white is 10 or greater, and if your devotion to all other colors is exactly 0, you may play this card from outside the game.
Protection from black
You have protection from black.
Whenever a black spell is cast, counter it unless its controller pays {1}. 		0
7 Total Ancestral Recall Blue Rare 1{u} Instant Target player draws 3 cards.
As soon as Total Ancestral Recall is played, a judge can be called to examine all cards in each player's possession and confiscate all copies of Total Ancestral Recall. 		0
8 Twittering Blue Birds Blue Uncommon 2{1}{u} Creature – Bird 0 1 Flying, Hexproof
Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability, each player may make a comment in response. If all players make a comment, each player may draw a card. 		0
9 Brutal Insult Black Common 2{1}{b} Instant Choose a target creature and call a judge. If the judge decides the target creature is "ugly", destroy it. 0
10 Humbling Mockery Black Uncommon 2{1}{b} Enchantment – Aura Flash
Enchant creature
When Humbling Mockery enters, target another player. You and the target player can point and laugh at the enchanted creature. If you both do, enchanted creature's power and toughness are always 0/1. 		0
11 Sinful Habits Black Common 2{b}{b} Enchantment You and permanents you control have protection from white and from green as long as you are smoking, vaping, or eating candy. 0
12 The Banned Tutor Black Rare 2{b}{b} Creature – Demon Advisor 1 1 When The Banned Tutor enters, search your library for a card and put it into your hand. You may reveal the card you put in your hand this way and discard another card. If you don't, exile each copy of The Banned Tutor from your hand, field, graveyard, and library. 0
13 Board Delinquent Red Common 1{r} Creature – Human Rogue Kid 1 1 Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Put a flying counter and a haste counter on target Kid.
When Board Delinquent attacks for the first time after entering, the defending player can create a white 0/1 "Grumpy Old Man" creature token with reach. 		0
14 Fingerbang You Red Common 1{r} Instant When you cast this spell, you must also point two finger guns at the target and say "Pew Pew!" in a high-pitched voice. If you don't, counter this spell.
Deal 4 damage to target player. 		0
15 Mana Burn Red Uncommon 1{r} Instant Remove all mana from a player's mana pool and deal that much damage to them.
If anybody says you can't respond to players adding mana to their mana pool, you can. 		0
16 Thopter Zapper Red Rare 8{7}{r} Artifact Thopter Zapper costs {1} less for each creature with flying a chosen opponent controls.
Your opponent's creatures with flying must attack each turn if able.
Thopter Zapper deals 1 damage to each creature with flying when it attacks. 		0
17 Giant Growth with Real Consequences Green Common 1{g} Instant Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample and menace until end of turn. It loses all equipment. If it is a human, it becomes tapped unless you cover it up. 0
18 Seal of Approval Multicolour Rare 2{w}{u} Enchantment – Aura Enchant player
Enchanted player is white and has protection from black.
If the enchanted player commits a crime, each other player may conjure a card named Cancel into their hand. 		0
19 Jininja-Gitaxattack Multicolour Mythic 6{4}{u}{b} Legendary Creature – Phyrexian Ninja 5 5 Commander Ninjutsu {2}{u}{b}
When Jininja-Gitaxattack deals combat damage to a player, you can shout "Hiyah!". If you do, that player discards their hand. 		0
20 Dentist Appointment Multicolour Rare 2{w}{b} Sorcery Target player reveals their hand. You choose any number of black or white permanent spells from it. That player discards those cards. Then you must give them X white permanent spells you own from outside the game where X is the number of cards they discarded this way. 0
21 Wizard of Magic Supremacy Multicolour Mythic 5{w}{u}{b}{r}{g} Creature – Human Wizard 3 3 Exalted, Menace, Prowess
If another trading card game that isn't "Magic: The Gathering" is being played in the same room, Wizard of Magic Supremacy gets +10/+10. 		0
22 Brainrot Army Hybrid Common 8{5}{b/r} Creature – Goblin Kid Army 6 7 {t}: Destroy target elder, wizard, cleric, noble or advisor creature or a creature with mentor. 0
23 Counterfeit Lotus Artifact Common 0{0} Artifact {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. This mana can't be spent. 0
24 Ornithopter Swarm Artifact None 0{0} Artifact Creature – Thopter 0 2 Flying
A deck can have any number of cards named Ornithopter Swarm.
As long as Ornithopter Swarm is the only name among cards you have played, revealed, or discarded this game, Ornithopter Swarm gets +1/+0. 		0
25 PNG proxy Artifact Uncommon 1{1} Enchantment Artifact You can only play PNG Proxy from outside the game and only if it is a Fullscreen image on your phone screen.
Indestructible
Permanents made of cardboard cannot be indestructible or hexproof.
Exile PNG Proxy when it is no longer displayed on its screen. 		0
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