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| # | Name | Colour | Rarity | Cost | Type | P | T | Card text | Comments | Recent comment |
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| 1 | Nice... | Colourless | Rare | /![]() |
Enchantment |
As long as a creature you control has 6 power and 9 toughness, that creature has ward {69}.
As long as your life total is 69, your life total can't change. If you control a legendary creature with 69 power and 69 toughness, you win the game. |
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| 2 | Tax Haven | Colourless | Rare | Land |
You can reveal a spell and pay mana equal to its mana cost. If you do, cast that spell without paying mana. (Timing rules still apply.)
, : Create a treasure token.
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| 3 | Attractive Attention Seeker | White | Uncommon | ![]() ![]() |
Creature – Human | 0 | 1 |
Attractive Attention Seeker can block any number of attacking humanoid creatures. (humans, elves, dwarves, goblins, demons, angels, and many other creature types are humanoid)
Each attacking humanoid creature that is blocked by Attractive Attention Seeker has its power set to 0 unless its controller pays and a compliment to Attractive Attention Seeker.
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| 4 | Goth Recovery Program | White | Rare | ![]() |
Enchantment |
![]() , : Target black creature becomes white instead and loses all instances of menace, deathtouch, black, and graveyard in its text. If that creature's controller still controls other black creatures, you gain control of the target creature and gain 1 life.
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| 5 | Purityrant | White | Rare | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Creature – Human Noble | 1 | 1 |
If your devotion to white is 10 or greater, and if your devotion to all other colors is exactly 0, you may play this card from outside the game.
Protection from black You have protection from black. Whenever a black spell is cast, counter it unless its controller pays .
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| 6 | Total Ancestral Recall | Blue | Rare | ![]() |
Instant |
Target player draws 3 cards.
As soon as Total Ancestral Recall is played, a judge can be called to examine all cards in each player's possession and confiscate all copies of Total Ancestral Recall. |
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| 7 | Twittering Blue Birds | Blue | Uncommon | ![]() ![]() |
Creature – Bird | 0 | 1 |
Flying, Hexproof
Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability, each player may make a comment in response. If all players make a comment, each player may draw a card. |
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| 8 | Brutal Insult | Black | Common | ![]() ![]() |
Instant | Choose a target creature and call a judge. If the judge decides the target creature is "ugly", destroy it. | 0 | |||
| 9 | Humbling Mockery | Black | Uncommon | ![]() ![]() |
Enchantment – Aura |
Flash
Enchant creature When Humbling Mockery enters, target another player. You and the target player can point and laugh at the enchanted creature. If you both do, enchanted creature's power and toughness are always 0/1. |
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| 10 | Sinful Habits | Black | Common | ![]() ![]() |
Enchantment | You and permanents you control have protection from white and from green as long as you are smoking, vaping, or eating candy. | 0 | |||
| 11 | The Banned Tutor | Black | Rare | ![]() ![]() |
Creature – Demon Advisor | 1 | 1 | When The Banned Tutor enters, search your library for a card and put it into your hand. You may reveal the card you put in your hand this way and discard another card. If you don't, exile each copy of The Banned Tutor from your hand, field, graveyard, and library. | 0 | |
| 12 | Board Delinquent | Red | Common | ![]() |
Creature – Human Rogue Kid | 1 | 1 |
Flying, Haste
![]() : Put a flying counter and a haste counter on target Kid.
When Board Delinquent attacks for the first time after entering, the defending player can create a white 0/1 "Grumpy Old Man" creature token with reach. |
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| 13 | Fingerbang You | Red | Common | ![]() |
Instant |
When you cast this spell, you must also point two finger guns at the target and say "Pew Pew!" in a high-pitched voice. If you don't, counter this spell.
Deal 4 damage to target player. |
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| 14 | Mana Burn | Red | Uncommon | ![]() |
Instant |
Remove all mana from a player's mana pool and deal that much damage to them.
If anybody says you can't respond to players adding mana to their mana pool, you can. |
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| 15 | Thopter Zapper | Red | Rare | ![]() ![]() |
Artifact |
Thopter Zapper costs less for each creature with flying a chosen opponent controls.
Your opponent's creatures with flying must attack each turn if able. Thopter Zapper deals 1 damage to each creature with flying when it attacks. |
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| 16 | Seal of Approval | Multicolour | Rare | ![]() ![]() |
Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant player
Enchanted player is white and has protection from black. If the enchanted player commits a crime, each other player may conjure a card named Cancel into their hand. |
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| 17 | Jininja-Gitaxattack | Multicolour | Mythic | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Legendary Creature – Phyrexian Ninja | 5 | 4 |
Commander Ninjutsu ![]() ![]()
When Jininja-Gitaxattack deals combat damage to a player, you can shout "Hiyah!". If you do, that player discards their hand. |
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| 18 | Dentist Appointment | Multicolour | Rare | ![]() ![]() |
Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose any number of black or white permanent spells from it. That player discards those cards. Then you must give them X white permanent spells you own from outside the game where X is the number of cards they discarded this way. | 0 | |||
| 19 | Wizard of Magic Supremacy | Multicolour | Mythic | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Creature – Human Wizard | 3 | 3 |
Exalted, Menace, Prowess
If another trading card game that isn't "Magic: The Gathering" is being played in the same room, Wizard of Magic Supremacy gets +10/+10. |
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| 20 | Brainrot Army | Hybrid | Common | ![]() ![]() |
Creature – Goblin Kid Army | 6 | 7 |
: Destroy target elder, wizard, cleric, noble or advisor creature or a creature with mentor.
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| 21 | Counterfeit Lotus | Artifact | Common | ![]() |
Artifact |
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. This mana can't be spent.
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| 22 | Ornithopter Swarm | Artifact | None | ![]() |
Artifact Creature – Thopter | 0 | 2 |
Flying
A deck can have any number of cards named Ornithopter Swarm. As long as Ornithopter Swarm is the only name among cards you have played, revealed, or discarded this game, Ornithopter Swarm gets +1/+0. |
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| 23 | PNG proxy | Artifact | Uncommon | ![]() |
Enchantment Artifact |
You can only play PNG Proxy from outside the game and only if it is a Fullscreen image on your phone screen.
Indestructible Permanents made of cardboard cannot be indestructible or hexproof. Exile PNG Proxy when it is no longer displayed on its screen. |
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: Create a treasure token.

and a compliment to Attractive Attention Seeker.









