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{6}/{9}
 
 R 
Enchantment
As long as a creature you control has 6 power and 9 toughness, that creature has ward {69}.
As long as your life total is 69, your life total can't change.
If you control a legendary creature with 69 power and 69 toughness, you win the game.
 R 
Land
You can reveal a spell and pay mana equal to its mana cost. If you do, cast that spell without paying mana. (Timing rules still apply.)
{1}, {t}: Create a treasure token.
 U 
Creature – Human
Attractive Attention Seeker can block any number of attacking humanoid creatures. (humans, elves, dwarves, goblins, demons, angels, and many other creature types are humanoid)
Each attacking humanoid creature that is blocked by Attractive Attention Seeker has its power set to 0 unless its controller pays {2} and a compliment to Attractive Attention Seeker.
0/1
 R 
Enchantment
{3}{w}, {t}: Target black creature becomes white instead and loses all instances of menace, deathtouch, black, and graveyard in its text. If that creature's controller still controls other black creatures, you gain control of the target creature and gain 1 life.
 R 
Creature – Human Noble
If your devotion to white is 10 or greater, and if your devotion to all other colors is exactly 0, you may play this card from outside the game.
Protection from black
You have protection from black.
Whenever a black spell is cast, counter it unless its controller pays {1}.
1/1
 R 
Instant
Target player draws 3 cards.
As soon as Total Ancestral Recall is played, a judge can be called to examine all cards in each player's possession and confiscate all copies of Total Ancestral Recall.
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Hexproof
Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability, each player may make a comment in response. If all players make a comment, each player may draw a card.
0/1
 C 
Instant
Choose a target creature and call a judge. If the judge decides the target creature is "ugly", destroy it.
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
When Humbling Mockery enters, target another player. You and the target player can point and laugh at the enchanted creature. If you both do, enchanted creature's power and toughness are always 0/1.
 C 
Enchantment
You and permanents you control have protection from white and from green as long as you are smoking, vaping, or eating candy.
 R 
Creature – Demon Advisor
When The Banned Tutor enters, search your library for a card and put it into your hand. You may reveal the card you put in your hand this way and discard another card. If you don't, exile each copy of The Banned Tutor from your hand, field, graveyard, and library.
Do I need to remind you to shuffle after searching?
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue Kid
Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Put a flying counter and a haste counter on target Kid.
When Board Delinquent attacks for the first time after entering, the defending player can create a white 0/1 "Grumpy Old Man" creature token with reach.
1/1
 C 
Instant
When you cast this spell, you must also point two finger guns at the target and say "Pew Pew!" in a high-pitched voice. If you don't, counter this spell.
Deal 4 damage to target player.
 U 
Instant
Remove all mana from a player's mana pool and deal that much damage to them.
If anybody says you can't respond to players adding mana to their mana pool, you can.
 R 
Artifact
Thopter Zapper costs {1} less for each creature with flying a chosen opponent controls.
Your opponent's creatures with flying must attack each turn if able.
Thopter Zapper deals 1 damage to each creature with flying when it attacks.
 R 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant player
Enchanted player is white and has protection from black.
If the enchanted player commits a crime, each other player may conjure a card named Cancel into their hand.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Phyrexian Ninja
Commander Ninjutsu {2}{u}{b}
When Jininja-Gitaxattack deals combat damage to a player, you can shout "Hiyah!". If you do, that player discards their hand.
5/4
 R 
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand. You choose any number of black or white permanent spells from it. That player discards those cards. Then you must give them X white permanent spells you own from outside the game where X is the number of cards they discarded this way.
 M 
Creature – Human Wizard
Exalted, Menace, Prowess
If another trading card game that isn't "Magic: The Gathering" is being played in the same room, Wizard of Magic Supremacy gets +10/+10.
3/3
 C 
Creature – Goblin Kid Army
{t}: Destroy target elder, wizard, cleric, noble or advisor creature or a creature with mentor.
6/7
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. This mana can't be spent.
Artifact Creature – Thopter
Flying
A deck can have any number of cards named Ornithopter Swarm.
As long as Ornithopter Swarm is the only name among cards you have played, revealed, or discarded this game, Ornithopter Swarm gets +1/+0.
0/2
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
You can only play PNG Proxy from outside the game and only if it is a Fullscreen image on your phone screen.
Indestructible
Permanents made of cardboard cannot be indestructible or hexproof.
Exile PNG Proxy when it is no longer displayed on its screen.

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