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CardName: Jerk Cost: 0 Type: Creature Pow/Tgh: 1/1 Rules Text: {U} is the blue mana symbol. {W} is the white mana symbol. {R} is the red mana symbol. {B} is the black mana symbol. {G} is the green mana symbol. Flavour Text: In the Commander format, Jerk can only be used in 5 color decks. Set/Rarity: New New Phyrexia Common

Jerk

Creature

is the blue mana symbol.
{w}

is the white mana symbol.
{r}

is the red mana symbol.
{b}

is the black mana symbol.
{g}

is the green mana symbol.

In the Commander format, Jerk can only be used in 5 color decks.

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Updated on 03 Aug 2021 by mcandre

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2012-03-19 06:18:05: mcandre created the card Jerk

by Vitenka:

This amuses me much more than it should.

It's probably ok power wise in modern magic? I mean, Crimson Kobolds are sad, but they were mostly a joke at the time too'; the 'forever recycle a 0-cost' ship already sailed before they arrived.

by dude1818:

It's a worse Memnite, so sure

by Alex:

I'd prefer it if this was " {w} {u} {b} {r} {g} : Gain 0 life" or "Kicker {w} {u} {b} {r} {g} " (with no kicker text) or something. But those would have edge case interactions (Angel of Vitality wouldn't see it, but you could arrange for it to trigger Ceaseless Searblades and Roost of Drakes respectively), where this is most blatant about "I'm including these symbols for no reason at all", so... sure.

by jmgariepy:

I wonder how "Gain 0 life" would interreact with Cleric Class? XD

But alas, that can't work. Had to do a little digging, but rule 119.10 disallows it. Otherwise, Lifelink for 0 would have triggered far too many things. ;)

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