I think I like this.

Both Douglas Eng and Dave Weigand submitted cards similar to this on my Facebook page. This is basically their card.

I don't know who they are, but I still like their product.

I don't either. My point is you should like my Facebook page! :)

I don't know anything about Dr. Who, though.

This card uses both +1/+1 counters and -1/-1 counters; this is generally frowned upon. Three other cards use +1/+1 counters, but no others use -1/-1 counters. Can anyone think of a way to template this without using -1/-1 counters?

EDIT: It's just the one card. I think it will be fine.

You could take this approach:

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a fat counter on Adipose Pill, then put a 1/1 black Adipose creature token onto the battlefield for each fat counter on Adipose Pill.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 for each fat counter on Adipose Pill.

I like fat counters that give -1/-1, but I don't think I need to remove the +1/+1 counters. I like how the Adipose get bigger the more you feed them.

­adipose offering. Oof, this design was unworkable