Target creature you control takes X damage.
Cast up to two creature spells, of converted mana cost X or less from your hand without paying their costs.
Sacrifice them at the start of the end of the start of the end of the turn's end phase.
Paratroopers and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
For Challenge # 060:
Dragons being fireballed out of the sky. Can't help but steal a quote from Schlock Mercenary for the flavour. Everything else comes direct from that. (Except the wearing off timing; that comes from me protesting magic's stupid stupid templating getting rid of 'at the end of the turn')
Name to reference Orcish Paratroopers flavour text.