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CardName: Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance Cost: 2WG Type: Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tgh: 4/4 Rules Text: Indestructible, Hexproof Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof {3}, {T}: Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control. {5}, {T}: Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance. Flavour Text: Back side: CardName: Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning Cost: Type: Legendary Creature - God Cleric Pow/Tgh: 8/8 Rules Text: Indestructible, Shroud {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one. Flavour Text: Set/Rarity: [NONCANON] My Random Shit Mythic
Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance
   Indestructible, Hexproof
Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof  ,  : Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control.
 , : Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance.4/4
Indestructible, Shroud
 , , Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one.8/8
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Papa John did nothing wrong. Praise the Pizza King!
The Day of Reckoning Will Come!
i just realized that saying a racial slur as an activation cost probably wouldn't work in a regular expansion because they don't make agility cards anymore. too bad, i really wanted to see this in standard rotation. also something about WOTC stand against bullying and harassment blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda pizza is good tho
Hmmm... I already have a few changes to make to this card.
I have faith that I will be spared for making an effigy of the One. My unending brand loyalty shall be rewarded, I believe, and my sins will be forgiven
Praise Papa
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I'm a bit out of the loop on the reference here. Didn't he say some rather charged things?
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I think he got fired/stepped down over some stuff he said...
I recall reading somewhere that the conversation in question took place as an exercise on what NOT to say, and it was released without context or permission so that he would get gutted and someone else got his position (corporate betrayal). I don't know if that's true at all, though.
His interview can best be described as 'CURSED', the guy was sweating so much and said he ate like 40 large pizzas in 30 days or something... What a legend, LOL.
I just really like the company's pizza and me and my brother like to meme about him and pretend he's a prophet (comes from his viral interview where he looked like death and warned about 'the day of reckoning' would be coming). It's a family ritual that when we get Papa John's Pizza, we 'say grace' to him, because we find it funny.
It's probably a bit weird... Kind of an inside joke. Not meant to offend anybody or justify his actions. Basically a meme.
Kind of like the thing where internet memesters turn Garfield, an innocent orange cat into an eldritch horror. It's surreal.
I also like the idea of a pizza company CEO predicting the end times. It's so bizarre that it's funny.
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IT WAS ALL A LIE BY THE MASS MEDIA! THEY HATED HIM BECAUSE HE SPOKE THE TRUTH! PRAISE THE FATHER OF LIGHT AND DOUGH! BY CONSUMING HIS FLESH (THE PIZZA), AND DRINKING HIS BLOOD (THE GARLIC SAUCE): WE WILL BE SPARED IN THE RECKONING, AND WE WILL ASCEND WITH HIM TO THE PIZZARIA BEYOND THE STARS