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# | Name | Colour | Rarity | Cost | Type | P | T | Card text | Comments | Recent comment |
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1 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | Colourless | Mythic | ∞ | Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power | ∞ | ∞ | When ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) enters the battlefield you win target life you control | 0 | |
2 | 1001 Nights | Colourless | Mythic | Instant | All players play one thousand and one subgames of Magic, the player that wins the most subgames gains 1 life, if two or more players are tied for the most subgames won, nothing happens instead | 0 | ||||
3 | 123456789 | Colourless | Rare | Creature – Embodiement | 123456789 | 123456789 |
When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three:
-Target player gains 12346789 life -123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker -123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player |
2 | on 24 Oct 2017 by Vitenka | |
4 | 1250 cards | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
5 | 1269 cardz | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
6 | 1500 cards! | Colourless | None | we did it we stopped racism | 0 | |||||
7 | 2323 is a cool # | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
8 | 2777th card ever | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
9 | 3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! | Colourless | Common | Legendary Instant | Create a cake token | 0 | ||||
10 | 4K doesnt make a bad thing good | Colourless | Common | Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality | 1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||||
11 | 500th common! | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
12 | 9/11 | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
13 | 900!!! | Colourless | None | 900 900 – 900 | 900 | 900 | 900 | 0 | ||
14 | Adults Only! | Colourless | Rare | Sorcery | Exile each player that is less than 18 years old | 0 | ||||
15 | Antilandwalk | Colourless | Rare | Enchantment | Lands you control are artifacts instead. They still have all mana abilities and follow other land rules (but cannot be targeted) | 0 | ||||
16 | Brevver's Hassif | Colourless | Rare | Legendary Creature – Hassif | 9 | 9 | 0 | |||
17 | CARD 1200!!! | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
18 | CARD100!!! | Colourless | Mythic | Legendary Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power | 100 | 100 | When CARD100!!! enters the battlefield target opponent loses 100 life and you gain 100 life | 0 | ||
19 | CARD1000 | Colourless | None | THIS IS TRUE POWER | 0 | |||||
20 | CYA | Colourless | Mythic | A | CYA – CYA | CYA | CYA | {a} | 0 | |
21 | Cancerous Magic Player | Colourless | Common | Creature – Human Child | 1 | 1 |
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead |
0 | ||
22 | Censoring | Colourless | Rare | Enchantment |
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent swears, choose one:
-Deal 3 damage to that player -Draw a card |
0 | ||||
23 | Combinosis | Colourless | Rare | Enchantment |
Creatures get +X/+X where X is the number of creatures combined with them
: Combine target creature with another target creature, any player may activate this ability |
0 | ||||
24 | Comment dump | Colourless | Common | 30 | on 22 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||||
25 | Cosmic Egg (Cosmic Overlord) | Colourless | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Egg ‑‑‑‑ Legendary Creature – Alien God |
0 ‑‑‑‑ 20 |
2 ‑‑‑‑ 20 |
Protection from everything
: Put an Ascension counter on Cosmic Egg. Then, if it has six or more Ascension counters on it, transform it. ‑‑‑‑ Protection from everything If Cosmic Overlord would leave the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield instead. |
0 | ||
26 | Discount | Colourless | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost less to cast and activate |
0 | ||||
27 | Dragonballer | Colourless | Common | Z | Creature – Anime-Protagonist |
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
0 | |||
28 | Enchanted Mythril Burger | Colourless | Mythic | Sorcery | You gain 10 life. If was spent to cast Enchanted Mythril Burger, you gain 30 life instead. | 0 | ||||
29 | Error 404: Magic Card not Found | Colourless | Common | Instant | Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent | 0 | ||||
30 | Five-Color Activator #2 | Colourless | Rare | Creature – Golem | 4 | 4 |
: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying. : Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch. : Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste. : Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof. |
10 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
31 | Foreverspell (Fixed?) | Colourless | Mythic | Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Foreverspell (Fixed?), choose a spell you own from inside or outside the game. Foreverspell (Fixed?) has all the effects of the chosen spell.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.) |
1 | on 11 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
32 | Froggychum's Total Card Count | Colourless | None | 5062 | 14 | on 21 Aug 2018 by Ivokyuftaf6666 | ||||
33 | Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod | Colourless | Uncommon | Instant |
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner |
0 | ||||
34 | Gravity | Colourless | Mythic | Enchantment – Force | Creatures cannot be moved up unless their controllers pay for each centimeter they are being moved | 0 | ||||
35 | How can shit be random? | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
36 | Humanize | Colourless | Common | Sorcery | Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types. | 3 | on 10 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
37 | I swear i have acceptable mental health | Colourless | None | 1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||||
38 | In a Jar | Colourless | Common | Suffix | Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1 | 0 | ||||
39 | Inactivity | Colourless | Uncommon | Enchantment – Urge |
: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way |
3 | on 27 Nov 2017 by Froggychum | |||
40 | Inventory | Colourless | Rare | Enchantment | Creatures with more than X attached Equipemnts cannot attack or block and lose all abilities | 0 | ||||
41 | Is this set bannable? | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
42 | Kayception | Colourless | Uncommon | K | Enchantment |
K may be payed with , then copying target spell or ability
: Put a Kay counter on Kayception , Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game |
0 | |||
43 | Let it Go! | Colourless | Uncommon | Instant – Urge |
As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one: -Target player discards a card -Counter target spell |
0 | ||||
44 | Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu | Colourless | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Triplet | 35 | 35 |
Indestructible, Menace, Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants, Sorceries, and cards with Flash
When you cast Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu exile six target permanents, if you have less than twenty-one cards in your hand draw cards equal to the distance, you gain control of target player on their next three turns Whenever Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu attacks, defending player exiles top fifty-nine cards of their library Discard three cards with converted mana cost X: Counter three target spells with converted mana cost X Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu costs less for each card type among cards in your graveyard |
0 | ||
45 | MTG + Bulk Barn = Illuminati | Colourless | Rare | Instant – Government Conspiracy | All your nonplayable bulk becomes playable until end of turn | 0 | ||||
46 | Main Page Squeeze | Colourless | None | 1 | on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum | |||||
47 | Mech of The Mechanics | Colourless | Rare | Creature – Robot | 6 | 6 | Mech of The Mechanics gains every evergreen ability on http://www.magicmultiverse.net | 0 | ||
48 | Melogg of the Golmicaar | Colourless | Rare | Legendary Creature – Demon Golem Advisor Lord | 13 | 13 |
Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13
Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens |
0 | ||
49 | New Year | Colourless | Rare | Instant | Player's stop playing the current game of Magic and continue at the beginning of the next year's upkeep | 0 | ||||
50 | New Year of Cards | Colourless | Common | 0 | ||||||
51 | No | Colourless | Common | Instant |
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile |
0 | ||||
52 | Noneja | Colourless | None | – Ninja | 0 | 0 | Noneja has no abilities | 0 | ||
53 | OP | Colourless | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has ": You win the game" |
0 | ||||
54 | Omnitog | Colourless | Mythic | Creature – Atog | 4 | 4 | , Sacrifice a permanent: Omnitog gets +1/+1 this turn. If that permanent was white, put a lifelink counter on Omnitog; the same is true for blue and flying, for black and deathtouch, for red and haste, and for green and trample. | 2 | on 05 Sep 2020 by Vitenka | |
55 | On A Stick | Colourless | Common | Suffix |
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso |
0 | ||||
56 | Patient #119870 | Colourless | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – ??? | 2 | 2 |
: We
: Can : Save : Your : Soul |
1 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
57 | Pc ded'd and mobile sux so i cant post 😢😭😢😭😭😭 | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
58 | Piglet without a Genetic Code | Colourless | Mythic | Creature – Unspeakable Boar |
(What should be payed with?)
, Sacrifice Piglet without a Genetic Code. Then do it again six hundred sixty six times: Create a GMOPork token. |
1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
59 | Pixel Ouphe | Colourless | Common | Creature – Ouphe Internetian | 0 | 5 |
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) |
1 | on 20 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |
60 | Polar Bear | Colourless | Common | Creature – Polarbear | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
61 | Rarity curve is hard | Colourless | Common | 0 | ||||||
62 | Rarityless 32 | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
63 | Recharge | Colourless | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura Curse |
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get . Creatures you control cannot attack. Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying , where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.) |
0 | ||||
64 | Rhetoricality | Colourless | Uncommon | Enchantment |
(What should be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay . If you do, you gain 1 life. |
0 | ||||
65 | Rule 63 | Colourless | Common | Creature – Embodiement | 6 | 3 | Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type | 0 | ||
66 | SEVEN HUNDRED CARDS | Colourless | None | I am two thirds of the way to being the largest Viewable set! You better watch out boiss | 0 | |||||
67 | SPIDERS ON MY WALL LIKE THEY PAY RENT??? | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
68 | Simplicity | Colourless | Mythic | Enchantment |
Players may only cast sorceries and creatures with converted mana cost 1 or less, and only one spell per turn.
Creatures have no abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1 Players cannot gain life. |
2 | on 12 Apr 2019 by Vitenka | |||
69 | Spaghetti Monster | Colourless | Rare | Legendary Creature – Eldrazi God | 11 | 11 | Eldrazi creatures have base power and toughness of 11/11 | 0 | ||
70 | Statically Triggered Activist | Colourless | Common | Basic Creature – Evil | 5 | 1 |
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it : Put a poison counter on target TVShow |
0 | ||
71 | Tardigrade | Colourless | Common | Creature – Germ | 0 | 1 | Protection from everything | 0 | ||
72 | Tetherball Effect | Colourless | Uncommon | Enchantment – Force | Whenever a spell that targets an opponent resolves, Tetherball Effect creates a copy of it, that targets it's caster | 0 | ||||
73 | That Guy who Knows Every Card | Colourless | Rare | 😨 | Creature – Nerd Lord | 69 | 69 | When That Guy who Knows Every Card enters the battlefield, other Nerds become astonished until end of turn | 0 | |
74 | The First Creation | Colourless | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Germ | 0 | 2 |
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players. : Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc). |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Vitenka | |
75 | The MRS | Colourless | Common | Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power | X | X |
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life. |
0 | ||
76 | This set is cancer | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
77 | Tweet | Colourless | Common | Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay , , or
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and ", Tweet: Draw a card" |
0 | ||||
78 | Undertale Roleplay anybody? | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
79 | Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz | Colourless | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Gtaznt Bane | 9 | 9 |
: Remove all and from each player
Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz is the Bane of Gtazs |
0 | ||
80 | Unnecessarily Radical Leftists | Colourless | Common | Basic Creature – Evil | 0 | 0 |
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me |
0 | ||
81 | Useless Omnipotence | Colourless | Mythic | Instant |
Cast Useless Omnipotence only if one or more opponents controls a Wood Elemental or Chimney Imp. This cost cannot be ignored.
You win the game. |
0 | ||||
82 | Weirdo | Colourless | Uncommon | Creature – Weird | 1 | 1 |
(What should be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) |
0 | ||
83 | Winter Piyf | Colourless | Common | Creature – Piyf | 2 | 2 |
: +1/+1 until end of turn
: Add to spend only on Snow things |
0 | ||
84 | World of Warcraft | Colourless | None | Plane | ahh go crazy ahh go stupid | 0 | ||||
85 | Yes | Colourless | Common | Instant | Target spell resolves | 0 | ||||
86 | You are a good person | Colourless | Common | Instant | You lose the game | 3 | on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||
87 | You better damn read these cards | Colourless | Common | 0 | ||||||
88 | card 1234!!! | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
89 | common 500 again i guess hecc | Colourless | Common | 0 | ||||||
90 | eight hundred boisssssssss | Colourless | None | -_- | 1 | on 29 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||||
91 | it is ready... | Colourless | None | 2 | on 22 Aug 2018 by Froggychum | |||||
92 | it took me 2 months to make 5 cards also comment test and btw this set is ~38% of my total card count | Colourless | None | 3 | on 16 Dec 2018 by Froggychum | |||||
93 | leave a post on this card | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
94 | missed card #1300. well its 1301 now. heckin heck | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
95 | missed my one year anniversary ): | Colourless | None | 1 | on 12 Sep 2018 by Froggychum | |||||
96 | my 2600th karddgh | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
97 | nothing | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
98 | order has been removed praise your new god chaos | Colourless | None | 1 | on 11 Aug 2018 by Froggychum | |||||
99 | ruined the color pie | Colourless | None | 1 | on 06 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||||
100 | s i x h u n d r e d c a r d s | Colourless | Mythic | Legendary 600 – 600 | omg | 0 | ||||
101 | the canon gap | Colourless | None |
joins
1 month later – +10 sets 10 months – +1 set |
0 | |||||
102 | the thousandfold and one refraction of pooplandica | Colourless | None | it happened today | 0 | |||||
103 | we missed 1100 cards fam | Colourless | None | shame on me | 0 | |||||
104 | welcome wurms | Colourless | None | 0 | ||||||
105 | what do you think of shiftrrs? should i make a misc set outta it? | Colourless | None | 1 | on 30 Apr 2019 by Froggychum | |||||
106 | $ | White | Mythic | Artifact | , , Sacrifice $: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control for each artifact you control. You gain that much life. | 1 | on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum | |||
107 | A La Mode | White | Common | Suffix | Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has ", Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" | 0 | ||||
108 | Aang the Last Airbender | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord | 3 | 2 |
(Aang the Last Airbender transforms from Caillou)
Flying , tap another untapped Elemental or Human you control: You may put a TVShow spell from your hand onto the battlefield. Whenever Aang the Last Airbender has six or more Age counters on it, transform it. (Aang the Last Airbender transforms into One Punch Man) |
0 | ||
109 | Abraham Lincoln | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – President | 2 | 3 | When Abraham Lincoln enters the battlefield, all Slaves become Humans and lose the Slave type for the remainder of the game | 2 | on 01 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |
110 | Ageism | White | Uncommon | Enchantment |
When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number |
0 | ||||
111 | Ageus Wizern | White | Mythic | Legendary Planeswalker – Ageus | 7 |
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a loyalty counter on Ageus
-X: Distribute X +1/+1 counters among creatures you control -3: Creatures you control have Vigilance and Lifelink until end of turn. |
0 | |||
112 | Air Elemelon | White | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Elemental | 1 | 1 |
Flying
: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn |
0 | ||
113 | Amooza! | White | Common | Artifact – Food | , Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life | 1 | on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||
114 | Another Day // Another Dollar | White | Uncommon | // | Sorcery // Instant |
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time) // When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana -It has Storm Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD |
0 | |||
115 | Archbishop's Endgame | White | Mythic | Instant |
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Put a +1/+1 counter and a Vigilance counter on each creature you control. You gain 7 life. |
4 | on 11 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
116 | Audible Skysheep | White | Rare | Creature – Skysheep | 6 | 6 | : Create a number of Sound Cloud tokens equal to your life total | 0 | ||
117 | Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon | White | Rare | Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord | * | * |
Flying
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control. |
0 | ||
118 | Avatar of Security | White | Rare | Creature – Avatar | * | * |
When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay at any time to redistribute these values.
Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life. |
0 | ||
119 | Aver Hassif | White | Uncommon | Creature – Hassif | 3 | 4 | Vigilance | 2 | on 08 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |
120 | Bah-Roken Astral Drift | White | Rare | Enchantment |
Whenever you cycle a card, choose one or both:
– Exile target permanent – Cast that card without paying it's mana cost |
0 | ||||
121 | Ballerina | White | Common | Creature – Fairy Child Dancer | 1 | 3 |
Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life. |
0 | ||
122 | Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae | White | Uncommon | Artifact – Delectable | Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life | 0 | ||||
123 | Banishment | White | Common | Instant | Exile target creature | 0 | ||||
124 | Bedtime | White | Common | Enchantment |
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting
: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime |
1 | on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
125 | Bee Syrup | White | Common | Artifact – Delectable | Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life | 0 | ||||
126 | Beggar (Bagger) | White | Common | Creature – Human Citizen ‑‑‑‑ Creature – Human Worker |
1 ‑‑‑‑ 1 |
1 ‑‑‑‑ 2 |
: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token.
, : Transform Beggar ‑‑‑‑ At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . |
1 | on 13 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |
127 | Belief in Flight | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying |
0 | ||||
128 | Boi | White | Common | Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
129 | Boodis Temple | White | Rare | Legendary Artifact |
Tap target nontoken Monk you control: Create a 1/1 white Monk creature token.
Tap five untapped nontoken Monks you control: You gain 1 life for each Plains you control. |
0 | ||||
130 | Boon of Fortune | White | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
131 | Boon of the Clerical | White | Common | Sorcery |
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life. |
0 | ||||
132 | Bork | White | Common | Instant | Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn | 0 | ||||
133 | Branding of the Sheep | White | Common | Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura | Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control. | 2 | on 04 Feb 2019 by Vitenka | |||
134 | Caillou | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Baby Child | 2 | 2 |
, : Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
Whenever Caillou has three or more age counters on it, transform it. (Caillou transforms into Aang the Last Airbender) |
0 | ||
135 | Captain America | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Elder Soldier | 3 | 3 |
Captain America is Jeskai
Vigilance Whenever Captain America blocks a creature, gain 1 life for each other Human you control : Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn |
0 | ||
136 | Chef Royale | White | Rare | Enchantment | Creatures are Chefs in addition to their other types and gain Royal and Cook Buffetdish – . | 0 | ||||
137 | Codename: Baseball | White | Uncommon | Creature – Human Rogue | 2 | 3 |
Vigilance, Plainswalk
, : Exile target artifact spell |
0 | ||
138 | Cuddle | White | Common | Instant | Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game | 0 | ||||
139 | Derp | White | Common | Creature – Idiot | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
140 | Domo Dojo | White | Rare | Artifact – Structure |
Domo Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+2 and gain First Strike. |
0 | ||||
141 | Dove | White | Common | Creature – Bird | 0 | 1 |
Flying
: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life |
0 | ||
142 | Druclarep | White | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Druclarep | 1 | 3 | Vigilance | 0 | ||
143 | Dudeism | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains ": Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
0 | ||||
144 | Dullify | White | Common | Instant | Target creature is Dull until end of turn | 0 | ||||
145 | Dust | White | Common | Artifact – Junk | 0 | |||||
146 | EMBKnight | White | Rare | Creature – Knight | 2 | 2 |
First Strike
When EMBKnight enters the battlefield, you may pay . If you do, you gain 10 life. |
0 | ||
147 | Egg Whites | White | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Egg | Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life | 0 | ||||
148 | Endoctrinate | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white |
0 | ||||
149 | Feed | White | Common | Instant | Target creature loses Hungry | 0 | ||||
150 | Fieldburn | White | Rare | Enchantment | At the beginning of each of your opponent's upkeeps, if they control more basic lands than you, you gain life equal to the difference. | 0 | ||||
151 | Finishing Move #1: Power of the Gods Harnessed by the Light's Champion | White | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
You gain life equal to the number of creatures you control. Then, each opponent with less life than you loses the game.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
1 | on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
152 | Flamingo | White | Common | Creature – Bird | 1 | 1 |
Flamingo is pink
Flying |
0 | ||
153 | Flatog | White | Uncommon | Creature – Atog | 1 | 2 |
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn |
0 | ||
154 | Flu Shot | White | Uncommon | Instant | Remove all Infect counters from target player | 0 | ||||
155 | Fluke | White | Common | Instant | Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn | 0 | ||||
156 | French Vanilla Guy | White | Common | Creature – Human | 2 | 3 | First Strike | 0 | ||
157 | Gabe The Dog | White | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Hound Angel | 1 | 1 | : Bork | 0 | ||
158 | Garfield, Comic Cat | White | Rare | Legendary Artifact Creature – Cat Construct | 3 | 3 | : Create a Buffetdish token | 0 | ||
159 | Get off my Lawn! | White | Uncommon | Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge | Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control. | 0 | ||||
160 | Gift of Fortune | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Lifelink |
0 | ||||
161 | Gnight | White | Common | Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight | 3 | 3 |
Vigilance
Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime |
0 | ||
162 | Gnome Home | White | Common | Artifact – Structure |
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. , : Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof. |
0 | ||||
163 | Godspeed | White | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste |
0 | ||||
164 | Goodies | White | Common | Artifact – Delectable | Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn | 0 | ||||
165 | Heal Potion | White | Common | Artifact – Food | , Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness | 0 | ||||
166 | Holy Symbol | White | Common | Enchantment Artifact | , : Destroy target nonwhite creature | 0 | ||||
167 | Holy Trinity | White | Rare | Legendary Sorcery | Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with ", : Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and ", : Destroy all other creatures" | 0 | ||||
168 | Holy Water | White | Common | Artifact | : Destroy target black creature | 0 | ||||
169 | Home Makeover | White | Uncommon | Sorcery | Transform target Structure | 0 | ||||
170 | Hopeful Dream | White | Common | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less |
0 | ||||
171 | Hydras' Bane | White | Rare | Creature – Human Hero | 1 | 4 |
When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras.
: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature |
0 | ||
172 | I, Ajan | White | Uncommon | Instant – Self-Realization |
Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker.
Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers. |
0 | ||||
173 | Idiotproof | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura | Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots) | 0 | ||||
174 | Illuminate the Soul | White | Common | Instant | Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell. | 2 | on 11 Feb 2019 by Vitenka | |||
175 | Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) | White | Uncommon | Sorcery | Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn. | 7 | on 13 Feb 2019 by Vitenka | |||
176 | JK Rowling | White | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Author | 3 | 3 | Whenever you tell a joke you may say "Just kidding" if you do, create a Book token | 0 | ||
177 | Joyous Pun | White | Common | Instant | Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.) | 0 | ||||
178 | Jury Duty | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench |
0 | ||||
179 | Just A Prison | White | Rare | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered. |
0 | ||||
180 | Kek | White | Common | Instant – Urge |
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. |
0 | ||||
181 | Knight of the Fort | White | Common | Creature – Knight | 3 | 2 | Defender | 0 | ||
182 | Language Teacher | White | Rare | Creature – Human Teacher | 1 | 1 | Tap X untapped Students you control: You may change up to X target words | 0 | ||
183 | Lionkeeper | White | Rare | Creature – Human Scout | 2 | 2 |
Multikicker –
When Lionkeeper enters the battlefield, create a 2/1 white Cat creature token for each time it was kicked. |
0 | ||
184 | Little Spoon // Big Spoon | White | Uncommon | // | Enchantment // Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay to counter that ability // At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay to counter that ability, and slap you | 0 | |||
185 | Lord of the Selfless | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Angel Lord | 0 | 7 |
Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells. Opponents spells cost less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless. Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness. , remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless. Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless. When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game. |
2 | on 14 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
186 | Love Dove | White | Common | Creature – Bird | 2 | 2 | Flying, Lifelink | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
187 | Lovely Dirb | White | Uncommon | Creature – Dirb | 0 | 1 |
Flying
Bonk: Two permanents reproduce |
0 | ||
188 | Loyal Sycophant | White | Common | Creature – Human | 1 | 1 | When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses | 0 | ||
189 | Luminous Aetherborn | White | Common | Creature – Aetherborn | 2 | 2 | When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. | 1 | on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |
190 | Mad Nomad | White | Common | Creature – Nomad | 2 | 2 | : Ping any target | 0 | ||
191 | Mass Orgy | White | Mythic | Sorcery | Populate fifteen times | 0 | ||||
192 | Mentorality | White | Rare | Instant |
Cast Mentorality only if you know something target opponent doesn't know
Teach the thing to that same target opponent, if they understand gain 20 life |
0 | ||||
193 | Meow | White | Common | Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control
Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match |
0 | ||||
194 | Merci | White | Common | Instant | You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice. | 1 | on 26 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
195 | Minister of Silly Walks | White | Mythic | Legendary Silly Creature – Lord | 5 | 5 | : Until end of turn, Silly creatures you control gain Landwalk. | 0 | ||
196 | Miracle | White | Common | Instant |
Gain 5 life
Miracle |
0 | ||||
197 | Miracle Worker | White | Uncommon | Creature – Human Cleric Worker | 1 | 1 | : Gain 1 life for each creature you control | 0 | ||
198 | Money Monkey Monk | White | Uncommon | Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord | 1 | 1 |
: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total |
1 | on 29 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |
199 | Monocolorism | White | Uncommon | Enchantment |
When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent
Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it |
0 | ||||
200 | Moo | White | Common | Instant | Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control | 0 | ||||
201 | Moon Diner | White | Uncommon | Artifact – Structure |
Alien Habitat
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure. Cook MoonPie – (: Create a MoonPie token) |
0 | ||||
202 | Mr Clean | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer | 2 | 2 |
(Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man)
: Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life |
0 | ||
203 | Mythic Mystic | White | Mythic | Creature – Mystic | 7 | 7 | Threshold – Mythic Mystic gets +7/+7 and whenever it attacks, target opponent exiles seven cards from their hand and you gain 7 life | 0 | ||
204 | Neil Armstrong | White | Uncommon | Creature – Human Astronaut | 4 | 2 | : Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn | 0 | ||
205 | No Mad | White | Uncommon | Enchantment | As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast | 0 | ||||
206 | Numero-Angel | White | Mythic | Z | Legendary Creature – Angel God Mathematician | infinity | infinity | Any number can be any number you want | 0 | |
207 | Obama's Barracks | White | Rare | Artifact – Structure |
Soldier Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. If you control a President, they get +2/+2 and gain first strike instead. |
0 | ||||
208 | Oldfashionedism | White | Uncommon | Enchantment | : Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it | 0 | ||||
209 | Omen of Old Men | White | Mythic | Sorcery – Omen |
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3 Create three 1/1 white and blue Elder Human creature tokens with ": Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt by the Antichrist this turn. Then, scry 1." |
0 | ||||
210 | One Punch Man | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Swaglord | ∞ | 20 |
(One Punch Man transforms from Aang the Last Airbender (The Avatar))
: One Punch Man deals damage equal to it's power to target attacking creature and you gain that much life. Whenever One Punch Man has nine or more Age counters on it, transform it. (One Punch Man transforms into Mr. Clean) |
0 | ||
211 | Overflowing Inspiration | White | Mythic | Sorcery | Draw seven cards, you gain 7 life, create seven 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. | 2 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
212 | Pardon | White | Uncommon | Sorcery | Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped. | 1 | on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
213 | Passing of the Numero-Angel | White | Rare | Legendary Sorcery | Everything becomes Evil | 0 | ||||
214 | Patience | White | Uncommon | Enchantment | Player's may not take extra turns | 0 | ||||
215 | Pig Tails | White | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Female Human Child
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn" |
0 | ||||
216 | Pike Trickfoot | White | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Gnome Cleric | 2 | 3 |
Indestructible
: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to legendary creatures you control this turn. |
1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
217 | Platinum Armor | White | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Warrior
Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible |
0 | ||||
218 | Polished Cartouche of Solidarity | White | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura Cartouche |
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike |
2 | on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
219 | Pride | White | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Creatures get +3/+3. | 0 | ||||
220 | Protect Belief | White | Common | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs less to cast and has "You gain that much life" | 0 | ||||
221 | Purify Soul | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud. When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.). |
0 | ||||
222 | Radical Altruism | White | Mythic | Sorcery | Any number of creatures you control exile themselves, then you gain that much life squared | 0 | ||||
223 | Rapture | White | Rare | Instant | You gain 3 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. | 2 | on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
224 | Rejoice in Riches | White | Rare | Sorcery | Gain 2 life for each Gold permanent you control | 0 | ||||
225 | Respawn | White | Common | Instant | Respawn target Gamer | 0 | ||||
226 | Ripley, the Chosen Believer (Ripley, the Unbeliever) | White | Rare | Creature – Titan ‑‑‑‑ Creature – Demon |
5 ‑‑‑‑ 7 |
5 ‑‑‑‑ 7 |
When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer:
-Exile two target permanents an opponent controls -Gain 7 life When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it ‑‑‑‑ Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one: -Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls -Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life : Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control |
2 | on 30 Oct 2017 by SecretInfiltrator | |
227 | Saint Nicholas (Santa Claus) | White | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Cleric ‑‑‑‑ Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso |
1 ‑‑‑‑ 5 |
4 ‑‑‑‑ 7 |
As long as Saint Nicholas is attacking, it has Indestructible.
Whenever Saint Nicholas deals combat damage to any target, recite a verse from the Bible. When you do, put a Holiness counter on Saint Nicholas. Whenever Saint Nicholas has twelve or more Holiness counters on it, transform it. ‑‑‑‑ Santa Claus is White, Red, and Green Trample, Flying, Hexproof, Indestructible : Make a wish. When it comes true this turn, Santa Claus gets +3/+1 until end of turn. You may draw a card. |
0 | ||
228 | Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles | White | Mythic | Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso | 3 | 4 |
If you started the game with Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles in your opening hand, you may put it onto the battlefield.
Cards you control have "Miracle " Whenever you activate the first ability of the turn, you may replace all activation costs for that ability with |
0 | ||
229 | Shame | White | Uncommon | Enchantment |
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery. |
0 | ||||
230 | Silk Dress | White | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
0 | ||||
231 | Silk Web | White | Common | Artifact – Structure |
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. : Freeze target Insect. : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. |
0 | ||||
232 | Skysheep | White | Common | Creature – Skysheep | 1 | 1 | Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token | 0 | ||
233 | Snake-Eye Die | White | Common | Artifact – Block | Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life. | 0 | ||||
234 | Snow Day | White | Uncommon | Enchantment | All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight | 4 | on 12 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
235 | Snowfall | White | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall |
0 | ||||
236 | Soul Ak | White | Common | Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit | 1 | 2 | Vigilance | 0 | ||
237 | Soul Ring | White | Uncommon | Artifact | : You may add . If you don't gain 2 life | 0 | ||||
238 | Spearwing Hawk-O'-Lyte | White | None | Creature – Bird Soldier | 3 | 3 | High Flying | 0 | ||
239 | Spilled Milk... | White | Uncommon | Sorcery | Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do | 0 | ||||
240 | Spongebodyguard | White | Mythic | Creature – Plant Knight | 0 | * |
Defender, Indestructible, Hexproof
When Spongebodyguard enters the battlefield all creatures you control gain Bestow and are Bestowed onto Spongebodyguard, all noncreature spells in your graveyard gain Splice onto Creature and are splices onto Spongebodyguard, all Lands you control become Artifact Equipments with "Equip " that become equipped to Spongebodyguard, they are still lands Spongebodyguard's toughness is equal to triple your life total Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Spongebodyguard : Gain 1 life |
0 | ||
241 | Spotlight | White | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and instead, respectively.
Etch (When this spell resolves, you may pay . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
0 | ||||
242 | Summertime | White | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game |
0 | ||||
243 | Sunrise | White | Common | Sorcery | It becomes Morning. | 0 | ||||
244 | Sweet | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has ": Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" |
0 | ||||
245 | Swiper no Swiping! | White | Uncommon | Instant | Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes | 1 | on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum | |||
246 | Thanker | White | Uncommon | Creature – Human Angel | 0 | 3 | Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life | 0 | ||
247 | The 401st Legion | White | Rare | Legendary Enchantment Creature – Soldier | 1 | 1 |
The 401st Legion gets +1/+1 for each other Soldier you control
: Create a Soldier token At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control 401 or more Soldier tokens, The 401st Legion deals 401 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets and you gain 401 life, then sacrifice each other Soldiers you control |
0 | ||
248 | The Cycle of Life 3 | White | Mythic | Enchantment – Saga |
[I] – Create three 1/1 white Human Peasant creature tokens.
[II] – Create two 2/2 white Human Knight creature tokens. [III] – You gain 1 life for each Human you control. Prevent all damage that would be dealt until the start of your next turn. |
1 | on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
249 | The Feeding | White | Uncommon | Sorcery | All creatures lose Hungry | 0 | ||||
250 | The Tadgemah Hall | White | Mythic | Legendary Artifact |
Whenever a nontoken Monk enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens.
: You gain 2 life for each Monk you control. |
1 | on 23 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
251 | Thot Patrol | White | Uncommon | Sorcery | Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater | 0 | ||||
252 | Toddler Safety Rail | White | Common | Artifact – Wall |
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn |
0 | ||||
253 | Tom Derpery | White | Rare | Legendary Creature – Idiot Lord | 2 | 2 |
(Casting this spell is a misplay)
Whenever you misplay, put a +1/+1 counter on Tom Derpery. |
0 | ||
254 | Tutu | White | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has ": Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." |
0 | ||||
255 | Unvil the Anti-Vil | White | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Vilnt Bane | 8 | 8 |
Lifetouch (Whenever Unvil the Anti-Vil deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unvil the Anti-Vil causes it's controller to lose that much life)
Unvil the Anti-Vil is the Bane of Vils |
0 | ||
256 | Unyhs the Anti-Yh | White | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Yhnt Bane | 8 | 8 |
Lifetouch (Whenever Unyhs the Anti-Yh deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unyhs the Anti-Yh causes it's controller to lose that much life)
Unyhs the Anti-Yh is the Bane of Yhs |
0 | ||
257 | Vanilla Guy | White | Common | Creature – Human | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
258 | Vizier's Dictate | White | None | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may put an Angel or Human revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. | 1 | on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
259 | WYTE 101 | White | None | 0 | ||||||
260 | Wandering Soul | White | Common | Creature – Spirit | 1 | 2 | Flying, Lifelink | 0 | ||
261 | Warrior's Pillow | White | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach |
0 | ||||
262 | White Aura | White | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors |
0 | ||||
263 | White Beast | White | Rare | Creature – Beast | 3 | 3 |
Whenever White Beast deals combat damage to a player, you gain that much life.
: White Beast gets +1/+1 until end of turn. |
0 | ||
264 | White Cloth | White | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types |
0 | ||||
265 | Wingman | White | Common | Creature – Bird Angel Rogue | 2 | 1 | : Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game | 0 | ||
266 | Yarn Golem | White | Common | Creature – Golem | 3 | 3 | : Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token | 0 | ||
267 | You Only Ask Once (YOAO) | White | Uncommon | Instant |
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life. |
0 | ||||
268 | a card frfr? | White | Common | Instant |
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn. – Target creature gains Indestructible this turn. Entwine (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.) |
3 | on 23 Aug 2019 by dude1818 | |||
269 | @ | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery | Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay to draw a card. | 1 | on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum | |||
270 | A Fishy Situation | Blue | Common | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming | 0 | ||||
271 | A neat ability 3 | Blue | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever you become the target of a spell you control, you may copy that spell, but not choose new targets. | 2 | on 27 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
272 | Albert Einstein | Blue | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Genius | 1 | 1 |
: Do a math equation, then draw a card if you were correct
: You and target opponent test each other on 10 math/science questions, they must all be different. Whoever gets the most right, draws four cards |
0 | ||
273 | Algae | Blue | Common | Creature – Plant | 0 | 1 |
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control |
0 | ||
274 | Amphibious Toad | Blue | Common | Creature – Frog | 1 | 2 | Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
275 | Apathy | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery | Destroy all red creatures | 0 | ||||
276 | Appoholism | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment |
: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card
: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism |
0 | ||||
277 | Aquaphobia | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it" |
0 | ||||
278 | Aquapus | Blue | Rare | Creature – Octopus | 8 | 8 |
Trample, Reach
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) |
0 | ||
279 | Aquatog | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Atog | 0 | 2 |
Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn |
0 | ||
280 | Archmage of Truth | Blue | Rare | Creature – Wizard | 2 | 3 |
Hexproof
Whenever you would draw a card, instead Discover (Reveal the top three cards of your library and put one card from among them into your hand, then put the rest back in any order and shuffle.). |
1 | on 13 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
281 | Archmage's Endgame | Blue | Mythic | Instant |
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Shuffle target permanent into it's owners library. That player mills ten cards. |
1 | on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
282 | Basically Arcane Adaption | Blue | Rare | Enchantment | All your creatures are turtles :D | 0 | ||||
283 | Better Masterful Replication | Blue | Rare | Instant |
Choose two (you may choose the same mode more than once):
– Create a 3/3 colorless Golem creature token – Artifacts you control become copies of target artifact you control this turn. |
0 | ||||
284 | Bitswirl | Blue | Common | Creature – Fish | 0 | 1 | When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
285 | Blue Aura | Blue | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors |
0 | ||||
286 | Blue Bandana | Blue | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
0 | ||||
287 | Blue Beast | Blue | Rare | Creature – Beast | 1 | 2 |
Whenever Blue Beast deals combat damage to a player, draw those many cards, then discard those many cards.
: Blue Beast cannot be blocked this turn. |
0 | ||
288 | Blue Mana Potion | Blue | Common | Artifact – Food | , Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains ": Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost | 0 | ||||
289 | Blue Moon | Blue | Mythic | Enchantment | All cards are Mythic Rare | 0 | ||||
290 | Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? | Blue | Rare | Creature – Wall | 0 | 4 |
Defender
All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead. Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay . When you do, counter that effect. |
1 | on 21 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |
291 | Blue is Fun | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery | You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole. | 0 | ||||
292 | Blue, the Cluefinder | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Wolf | : Create five Clue tokens | 0 | ||||
293 | Boned Fish | Blue | Common | Creature – Fish | 1 | 2 | Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
294 | Boneless Fish | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Fish | 1 | 3 | Flying, Defender | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
295 | Boon of Learning | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
296 | Botflippery! | Blue | None | Enchantment | Whenever you flip a water bottle, draw a card, then discard a card if you fail | 0 | ||||
297 | Bottleflippin' | Blue | Uncommon | Instant |
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards |
0 | ||||
298 | Bubble | Blue | Common | Artifact |
Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
0 | ||||
299 | Cardboard Winds | Blue | Rare | Instant |
Draw a card
Drawstorm (copy this spell for each card drawn this turn, you may choose new targets for these copies) |
0 | ||||
300 | Changeling Propagandist | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Shapeshifter | 1 | 3 |
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
, : You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist. |
0 | ||
301 | Cloning Machine | Blue | Rare | Artifact | : Create a Clone creature token. | 0 | ||||
302 | Coastal Wizard | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Human Wizard | 2 | 2 | , : Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep. | 0 | ||
303 | Codename: Diving | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Merfolk Artificer | 1 | 2 | : Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. | 0 | ||
304 | Color Pie Infringement | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game | 0 | ||||
305 | Color is the New Color | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment | Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice | 0 | ||||
306 | Combo-Breaker | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Human Evil | 3 | 3 | When Combo-Breaker enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a permanent card among them. That player puts that card onto the battlefield tapped. | 0 | ||
307 | Control Freak | Blue | Rare | Creature – God | 1 | 1 |
While Control Freak is in play, you may only cast blue spells
Whenever you cast a spell, it gains "Tap target creature, then draw a card" |
0 | ||
308 | Coral Reef | Blue | Rare | Creature – Plant | 0 | 5 |
Defender
Whenever Coral Reef blocks a creature, untap all Fish you control |
0 | ||
309 | Counter Counter | Blue | Mythic | Creature – Worker | 0 | 1 |
When Counter Counter enters the battlefield, choose one:
-Put a +1/+1 counter on Counter Counter for each +1/+1 counter that was put onto creatures on the battlefield this turn -Counter target spell for each spell that was countered this turn |
0 | ||
310 | Cramming Aetherborn | Blue | Common | Creature – Aetherborn | 1 | 2 | When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card. | 1 | on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |
311 | Create | Blue | Common | Instant | Create something | 0 | ||||
312 | Credit Card | Blue | Uncommon | Artifact |
Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game |
0 | ||||
313 | Cross the River | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island | 0 | ||||
314 | Cross-Over | Blue | Mythic | Sorcery | Choose a deck you own outside of the game, you may play with that and the deck you started the game with until end of the match | 0 | ||||
315 | Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter | Blue | Common | Creature – Merfolk Rogue | 2 | 1 | Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.) | 0 | ||
316 | Deja Vu | Blue | Common | Instant | Copy target spell | 0 | ||||
317 | Detect | Blue | Rare | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Detect, choose the name of a card in your library.
Look at the top card of your library. If it shares a name with the chosen card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it onto the bottom of your library. Exile Detect. |
0 | ||||
318 | Dfnembk Catcher | Blue | Common | Creature – Human | 0 | 1 | , : Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less. | 1 | on 30 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | |
319 | Double Jump | Blue | Common | Instant | Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn | 0 | ||||
320 | Drop of Pee | Blue | Common | Artifact – Junk | 3 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | ||||
321 | Drucaquerunami | Blue | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami | 1 | 1 |
Islandwalk
Lands are Islands Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island |
0 | ||
322 | Ebb | Blue | Common | Sorcery |
Kicker
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands. |
0 | ||||
323 | Etanod | Blue | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Etanod | 3 | 3 | Whenever you give money, win those many games | 0 | ||
324 | Falter of Fate | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library – Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle. |
0 | ||||
325 | Finishing Move #2: Omniscience Mastered by the Pharaoh's Vizier | Blue | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Draw seven cards and untap all permanents you control.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
0 | ||||
326 | Fish (the Verb) | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Tap target blue creature.
Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). |
0 | ||||
327 | Fisherman | Blue | Common | Creature – Human | 1 | 1 | Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) | 0 | ||
328 | Flow Jammer | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Counter target spell unless it's controller pays , where X is the number of untapped lands they control. | 4 | on 15 Apr 2019 by Vitenka | |||
329 | Flying Carpet | Blue | Common | Artifact Creature – Construct | 1 | 2 |
Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) |
0 | ||
330 | Fortune Teller | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Human Shaman | 1 | 3 | : Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards | 1 | on 01 Feb 2018 by Froggychum | |
331 | Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery | Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities. | 4 | on 16 Jun 2020 by wurms | |||
332 | Furrytize | Blue | Common | Instant | Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn | 1 | on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||
333 | Gift of Learning | Blue | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
334 | Gladly in Gold | Blue | Rare | Sorcery | Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control | 0 | ||||
335 | God Drowns the Earth | Blue | Mythic | Sorcery | Return all Humans and Biblefolk to their owners hand, then draw a card, and paint a rainbow | 0 | ||||
336 | Gotta Go Fast! | Blue | Common | Instant |
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
0 | ||||
337 | Greater Clairvoyance | Blue | Rare | Instant |
Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Reveal target player's library. Then, if Greater Clairvoyance wasn't kicked, that player shuffles their library. |
0 | ||||
338 | Haiku Page | Blue | Common | Artifact | : Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 | 4 | on 02 Feb 2018 by ChalkdustOnline | |||
339 | Hammerhead Shark | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Shark | 5 | 4 | Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) | 0 | ||
340 | Hammerspace | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free | 4 | on 17 Dec 2017 by Vitenka | |||
341 | Hex | Blue | Common | Instant | Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able. | 0 | ||||
342 | History Teacher | Blue | Rare | Creature – Human Teacher | 1 | 1 | Tap X untapped Students you control: You may cast a Historic spell from your hand with converted mana cost X for free | 0 | ||
343 | Hoodwink | Blue | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature |
0 | ||||
344 | I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment – Curse |
Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors |
0 | ||||
345 | I, Eye | Blue | Common | Sorcery – Self-Realization | You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn. | 0 | ||||
346 | Illuminate the Mind | Blue | Common | Instant | Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell. | 5 | on 10 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |||
347 | Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) | Blue | Common | Instant | Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls. | 1 | on 11 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |||
348 | Insightful Dream | Blue | Common | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way. |
1 | on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
349 | Internet Flood | Blue | Rare | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 LOLCat creature tokens, where X is your devotion to Spam (devotion to Spam is measured in the number of Spam tokens you control) | 0 | ||||
350 | It's Raining Men! | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Tribal Sorcery – Human |
Multikicker
Create a 1/1 green male Human creature token Permanents are blue until end of turn, if they are artifacts, destroy them |
0 | ||||
351 | Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much | Blue | Common | Legendary Planeswalker – Jace | 1 |
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. |
0 | |||
352 | Jumble | Blue | Uncommon | Instant |
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card |
0 | ||||
353 | Lawbound Theft | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment |
(Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control. |
1 | on 30 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
354 | Learn from Mistakes | Blue | Rare | Instant | Draw a card. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. | 2 | on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
355 | Lmao | Blue | Common | Instant | Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof | 0 | ||||
356 | Lobster | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Crab | 3 | 1 |
Lobster is Blue
Defender : Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn |
0 | ||
357 | Lord Omnibane | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Bane Lord | 7 | 7 | Lord Omnibane is the Bane of each creature type | 0 | ||
358 | Mangaroo | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo | 3 | 3 |
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens. |
0 | ||
359 | Mathematician | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Mathematician | 1 | 3 | {π}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number | 0 | ||
360 | Megajumble | Blue | Rare | Instant |
Change each letter of each permanent's name
Draw three cards |
0 | ||||
361 | Meta | Blue | Common | Instant | Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card | 0 | ||||
362 | Microjumble | Blue | Common | Instant |
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card |
0 | ||||
363 | Mythic Magician | Blue | Mythic | Creature – Human Wizard | 2 | 3 | Instant and sorcery spells you cast gain Storm | 0 | ||
364 | NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! | Blue | Common | Instant | Counter target counterspell | 0 | ||||
365 | Navy War | Blue | Common | Instant |
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn -Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control |
0 | ||||
366 | Nick Naomi | Blue | Common | Legendary Creature – Clone | 1 | 2 |
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
: Change Nick Naomi's name Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card |
0 | ||
367 | Nick the Mechanic | Blue | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Artificer | 2 | 4 | : You may cast an artifact spell from your hand for free | 0 | ||
368 | Nightwatch | Blue | Common | Sorcery |
Nightwatch costs less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
0 | ||||
369 | Noah, the Arkmage | Blue | Rare | Legendary Creature – Biblefolk | 2 | 2 |
Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing.
, Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token. : Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped) At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game. |
0 | ||
370 | Number Carrier | Blue | Common | Creature – Worker | Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step | 0 | ||||
371 | Numberloop | Blue | Rare | Enchantment – Aura Curse |
Enchant player
When Numberloop enters the battlefield, enchanted player chooses a number greater than zero. Skip that players next X turns, where X is the chosen number. At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, exile Numberloop and they search their library for up to X cards and put them into their hand. Then, they shuffle. |
1 | on 28 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
372 | Once in a Blue Moon | Blue | Uncommon | Sorcery | When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game. | 0 | ||||
373 | Organize | Blue | Uncommon | Instant |
Move any number of creatures anywhere
Draw three cards |
0 | ||||
374 | Pearldent Trickster | Blue | Rare | Creature – Oyster Rogue | 1 | 1 | : Target player plays with their hand revealed for the remainder of the game. That player creates a colorless Pearl artifact token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if your hand is revealed, draw a card." | 0 | ||
375 | Poetry | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment | All Clerics and Shamans you control gain ": Scry 1" | 0 | ||||
376 | Psionic Prison | Blue | Rare | Enchantment – Aura Curse |
Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls would become tapped, return it to it's owners hand, unless it's controller pays . : Tap target creature. |
0 | ||||
377 | Rainfall | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment |
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
: Destroy target Artifact |
0 | ||||
378 | Rainmaker | Blue | Rare | Creature – Human Wizard | 1 | 3 | , : Until end of turn, Whenever you would tap an Island for mana, add an additional . | 1 | on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum | |
379 | Reinvent the Wheel | Blue | Mythic | Sorcery |
One-Off (Only one of Reinvent the Wheel may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Create a trading card game named Magic: the Gathering 2.0. Play a subgame of this game, using that game. If you win the subgame, you win this game. |
0 | ||||
380 | Restricted Exploitation | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment | Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to. | 0 | ||||
381 | Rewording | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn | 0 | ||||
382 | Sadness | Blue | Common | Creature – Embodiement | 4 | 4 | If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life | 0 | ||
383 | Seaburn | Blue | Rare | Enchantment – Aura Curse |
Enchant player
Lands enchanted player controls are Islands and creatures you control have Islandwalk. |
0 | ||||
384 | Sharp | Blue | Common | Instant | Target creature is Sharp until end of turn | 0 | ||||
385 | Shell Armor | Blue | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
0 | ||||
386 | Shimmering Soul | Blue | Common | Creature – Spirit | 1 | 2 | Flying | 1 | on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
387 | Shipwreck | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Destroy target blue Artifact Creature Vehicle with Swimming and/or Islandwalk | 0 | ||||
388 | Sillytize | Blue | Common | Instant | Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat) | 0 | ||||
389 | Skywise Flapper | Blue | Common | Creature – Bird | 1 | 2 |
Flying
, : Scry 1. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
390 | Sloth | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment |
Cumulative Upkeep –
Creatures cannot attack or block, lose all abilities and are 1/1. |
1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
391 | Smurf | Blue | Common | Creature – Smurf | 1 | 1 | When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand | 0 | ||
392 | Smurfberry | Blue | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn | 0 | ||||
393 | Songmage Accountant | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Human Worker Wizard | 1 | 2 | , : Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay to untap Songmage Accountant | 0 | ||
394 | Sonic Fastboi | Blue | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar | 3 | 2 |
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 (: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste |
3 | on 27 Dec 2017 by Tahazzar | |
395 | Sophia | Blue | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Robot | 1 | 1 |
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card |
0 | ||
396 | Spell's Recall | Blue | None | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of any player's library. You may put an instant or sorcery card from among them into your hand, and you may spend mana as though it was mana of any color to cast that spell. Then, put the rest on the bottom of that player's library in any order. | 1 | on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
397 | Sub-Aquatic Inventor | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer | 1 | 3 | Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) | 0 | ||
398 | Swim | Blue | Common | Instant | Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size | 0 | ||||
399 | Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) | Blue | Common | Instant | You gain control of target thing that you own. | 0 | ||||
400 | Talk Show | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment | Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card | 0 | ||||
401 | Thanos | Blue | Mythic | Creature – God-Being-of-Ultimate-Power | 7 | 7 | When Thanos enters the battlefield, if you control seven cards named Infinity Stone, you win the game | 0 | ||
402 | The Bank | Blue | Rare | Artifact |
When The Bank enters the battlefield, each player may put $5.00 CAD on it. Each player that doesn't loses the game.
Other sources cannot add or remove money from The Bank. , Remove $1.00 CAD from The Bank: Draw a card. |
1 | 4 days ago by Mister Johnson | |||
403 | The Cycle of Life 5 | Blue | Mythic | Enchantment – Saga |
[I] – Create three 1/1 blue Scholar creature tokens.
[II] – Tap any number of creatures you control. For each creature tapped this way, draw a card. [III] – If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you win the game. |
1 | on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
404 | The Doctor | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Alien Cleric Lord | 3 | 6 |
, : Change the type and number of counters on X target permanents to another type and number (choose new changes for each target).
: Regenerate The Doctor. This ability costs more to active for each time you've activated it this game. |
0 | ||
405 | The Rain Man | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Wizard | 3 | 4 | : Search your library for a card named It's Raining Men! and cast it for free (including it's multikicker costs), then return The Rain Man to your hand, tap all untapped white or green Humans you control | 0 | ||
406 | Thinker | Blue | Common | Creature – Alien | 1 | 1 |
: Scry 1
: Draw a card |
0 | ||
407 | Thmblflp | Blue | Rare | Legendary Thimbleflipper – Homunculus Clone Wizard | 0 | 2 | Flip an unflipped Thimble you control: Draw a card | 0 | ||
408 | Thot's Thoughts | Blue | Mythic | Sorcery | Target Thot forces you to Scry 1 then lose 999 life | 0 | ||||
409 | Timelapse | Blue | Uncommon | Instant | Skip target player's turn | 0 | ||||
410 | Timelord | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Alien Lord | 3 | 5 |
, : Target player skips their next turn.
: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield. |
0 | ||
411 | Tint | Blue | Common | Instant | Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color | 0 | ||||
412 | Tugowar Manowar | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Jellyfish | 2 | 2 | When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls | 1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
413 | Turtle-Man | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Turtle | 3 | 4 | When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards. | 0 | ||
414 | Uncle UnComin | Blue | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Human | 4 | 4 | All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and ": Counter target spell" | 0 | ||
415 | Unrereh the Anti-Rereh | Blue | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Rerehnt Bane | 0 | 0 |
Protection from Creatures
Unrereh the Anti-Rereh is the Bane of Rerehs |
0 | ||
416 | Waiting | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment | Player's may not take extra turns | 0 | ||||
417 | Waiting for dinner | Blue | Uncommon | Enchantment | All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn | 0 | ||||
418 | Water Bear | Blue | Common | Creature – Bear Elemental | 2 | 2 | Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) | 0 | ||
419 | Water Bottle Flip | Blue | Common | Instant | Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card | 0 | ||||
420 | Water Bottle of Fliptude | Blue | Common | Artifact |
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it
: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent |
0 | ||||
421 | Water Elemelon | Blue | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Elemental | 1 | 2 |
Hexproof
: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn |
0 | ||
422 | Weeb | Blue | Common | Creature – Idiot | 1 | 1 | : You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand | 1 | on 08 Feb 2018 by Froggychum | |
423 | Wetten | Blue | Common | Instant |
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card |
14 | on 29 Jun 2018 by Tahazzar | |||
424 | Whiz Witch | Blue | Uncommon | Creature – Hag Wizard | 3 | 4 |
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn. |
0 | ||
425 | Windmill | Blue | Uncommon | Artifact |
You may sacrifice three creatures with Flying instead of paying this spell's mana cost.
: Draw a card. If you do, mill a card. |
0 | ||||
426 | Yesn't | Blue | Common | Sorcery | Counter target spell | 2 | on 29 Jun 2019 by Vitenka | |||
427 | Zygote of Infinity (Singularity Overloaded) | Blue | Mythic | Enchantment Artifact ‑‑‑‑ Enchantment Artifact |
Whenever a spell is cast put a Infinity counter on Zygote of Infinity
Whenever there are ten or more Infinity counters on Zygote of Infinity, transform it ‑‑‑‑ : You win target game Overload |
0 | ||||
428 | "Meaningless Trifles" | Black | Rare | Enchantment – Aura Curse |
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life. |
0 | ||||
429 | % | Black | None | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile two creature cards from your graveyard.
Create a 7/7 black Zombie creature token |
1 | on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum | |||
430 | A neat ability 1 | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card. | 1 | on 27 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
431 | Abandon Building | Black | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL) |
1 | on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
432 | Abortion | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Target player discards a Child card from their hand | 0 | ||||
433 | African Child | Black | Common | Creature – Human Child | 0 | 1 | Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) | 0 | ||
434 | All with Nothing | Black | Uncommon | Instant | Each player discards their hand | 0 | ||||
435 | Amoral Aetherborn | Black | Common | Creature – Aetherborn | 2 | 2 | Deathtouch | 1 | on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |
436 | Ancient Vil | Black | Common | Creature – Vil | 1 | 1 |
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it |
0 | ||
437 | Antilandlubber's Diversity | Black | Common | Enchantment | Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types | 0 | ||||
438 | Apples to Ashes | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Flash
Apples to Ashes is the Bane of Food. |
0 | ||||
439 | Arachnidality | Black | Rare | Enchantment |
All creatures are Spiders in addition to their other types
All numbers on all cards are replaced by 8 |
0 | ||||
440 | Archdemon's Endgame | Black | Mythic | Instant |
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Destroy target permanent. It's controller loses 1 life for each card in target graveyard. |
1 | on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
441 | Back to Black | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn | 0 | ||||
442 | Bad Ass | Black | Common | Creature – Donkey | 1 | 1 | : Say something mean, then gain 1 life | 0 | ||
443 | Bad Omen | Black | Common | Sorcery – Omen |
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike. |
0 | ||||
444 | Bad Yh | Black | Common | Creature – Yh | 1 | 1 |
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 |
0 | ||
445 | Barack Obama | Black | Rare | Legendary Creature – President | 2 | 3 | : Creature a white Legendary Enchantment token called Obama Care, it has "Pay USD $X.XX: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any number of creatures" | 0 | ||
446 | Barney the Dinosaur | Black | Rare | Legendary Creature – Dinosaur Horror Lord | 5 | 5 |
Barney the Dinosaur is Purple.
Trample, Deathtouch, Menace , say a swear word: Discard a card. |
0 | ||
447 | Basic Slave | Black | Common | Creature – Human Slave | 1 | 1 | : Add | 0 | ||
448 | Biggie Cheese (Mr. Boombastic) | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Rat Swaglord ‑‑‑‑ Legendary Creature – God Swaglord |
4 ‑‑‑‑ 10 |
8 ‑‑‑‑ 10 |
When Biggie Cheese enters the battlefield, sacrifice it and you lose 10 life unless you say "Yo what up I'm Biggie Cheese".
, : Beatbox. If each opponent thinks it's sick and/or cool, transform Biggie Cheese. ‑‑‑‑ Hexproof, Indestructible AA, : Freestyle rap for up to one minute. For each bass sound you make, Mr. Boombastic deals 5 damage to any target and you gain 5 life. |
0 | ||
449 | Black Aura | Black | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors |
0 | ||||
450 | Black Beast | Black | Rare | Creature – Beast | 3 | 3 |
Whenever Black Beast deals combat damage to a player, they discard those many cards.
: Black Beast gains Deathtouch until end of turn. |
0 | ||
451 | Black Market | Black | Rare | Land | : Add and give Black Market's controller $5.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability | 0 | ||||
452 | Black Wall of Wonder what this does? | Black | Rare | Creature – Wall | 0 | 4 |
Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life. |
6 | on 21 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |
453 | Black Widow | Black | Common | Creature – Spider | 2 | 1 |
Deathtouch, Infect
: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token |
0 | ||
454 | Blackhole | Black | Uncommon | Artifact | : Destroy all other permanents | 0 | ||||
455 | Bogatog | Black | Uncommon | Creature – Atog | 2 | 1 |
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn |
0 | ||
456 | Bogbeam | Black | Rare | Sorcery |
Bogbeam costs less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.
Target player discards seven cards. |
0 | ||||
457 | Bonecrusher Zombie | Black | Uncommon | Creature – Zombie | 3 | 3 | When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton. | 1 | on 07 Nov 2021 by Froggychum | |
458 | Boon of Power | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life. Enchanted creature has Menace. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
459 | Bull's Feces | Black | Common | Artifact | Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie | 0 | ||||
460 | Butt-Fugly Shacc (Gorgeous Mansion) | Black | Uncommon | Artifact – Structure ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Structure |
Habitat
: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. ‑‑‑‑ Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game. |
0 | ||||
461 | Campy Mophead | Black | Rare | Creature – Mophead | 2 | 2 | : +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic Swamp you control. | 0 | ||
462 | Cast to Shadow | Black | Common | Instant | Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities" | 0 | ||||
463 | Censor Bar | Black | Common | Instant |
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
0 | ||||
464 | Charcoal | Black | Common | Artifact | : Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life | 0 | ||||
465 | Chillin' Like a Villain | Black | Rare | Enchantment |
When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control |
0 | ||||
466 | Chumphrogg | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Frog Horror | 9 | 9 | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, sacrifice it, target opponent loses 5 life, then you gain 5 life | 0 | ||
467 | Church of JRR | Black | Rare | Legendary Artifact |
Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control. |
0 | ||||
468 | Cigam the Rereh-Tag | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Rereh Tag | 6 | 6 | : Create six white and black Cigar artifact tokens | 0 | ||
469 | Collegesytle | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead |
0 | ||||
470 | Crackhead | Black | Common | Creature – Human Druggy | 1 | 1 | Snorting (: +1/+0 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
471 | Creepy Pasta | Black | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct | 1 | 1 |
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control : Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield |
0 | ||
472 | Crude Oil | Black | Rare | Artifact | Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven and you gain seven | 0 | ||||
473 | DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!!! | Black | Rare | Enchantment | Card effects that would make you eat nut products, are countered | 0 | ||||
474 | Dank memes | Black | Common | Instant – Urge | Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game | 0 | ||||
475 | Dark Fae of the NEMBK | Black | Common | Creature – Faerie | 1 | 1 | Flying, Lifelink | 0 | ||
476 | Dark Souls | Black | Rare | Creature – Demon Spirit | 1 | 3 | Flying, Deathtouch | 0 | ||
477 | Decc Stacc | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them | 0 | ||||
478 | Dehumanization | Black | Rare | Enchantment | Creatures may not have or gain the creature type | 0 | ||||
479 | Dehumanize | Black | Common | Instant | Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn | 0 | ||||
480 | Derek DeVoid | Black | Common | Creature – Human Idiot | 2 | 2 | Devoid | 0 | ||
481 | Devils Devotion | Black | Rare | Sorcery | Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed) | 0 | ||||
482 | Dom the Domo King | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Domo Lord | 8 | 8 |
Everything is a Domo
Domos get +8/+8 Each second a Domo exists, win three games |
0 | ||
483 | Domo | Black | Common | Creature – Domo | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
484 | Druccaol | Black | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Druccaol | 3 | 1 | Deathtouch | 0 | ||
485 | Dull Dagger | Black | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them" |
0 | ||||
486 | Dungfeaster | Black | Common | Creature – Insect | 1 | 1 |
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life |
0 | ||
487 | Eat yourself | Black | Rare | Sorcery – Urge | Exile the top card of your library for each pound you weigh | 0 | ||||
488 | Ella the Monster | Black | Rare | Creature – Monster | 5 | 5 |
Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens |
0 | ||
489 | Ender Pearl | Black | Common | Artifact | Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it | 0 | ||||
490 | Erase from History | Black | Common | Sorcery |
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent -Counter target Historic spell -Exile target Historic card -Target card is not Historic this turn -Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game |
0 | ||||
491 | Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole | Black | Rare | Legendary Creature – Demon Fatso | 2 | 6 |
Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) |
0 | ||
492 | Evil | Black | Common | Instant | As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand | 0 | ||||
493 | Evil Guy | Black | Common | Creature – Evil Human | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
494 | Exterminate | Black | Uncommon | Instant | Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot | 0 | ||||
495 | Extinction Bomb | Black | Mythic | Instant | Burn everything. | 0 | ||||
496 | False Persona | Black | Rare | Enchantment |
When False Persona enters the battlefield choose any colors. You become those colors.
: Destroy False Persona and reveal your true colors. Any player may activate this ability. |
2 | on 23 Sep 2018 by Vitenka | |||
497 | Feign Death | Black | Common | Instant | Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn. | 4 | on 22 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
498 | Finishing Move #3: Arrival of the Lichlord's Dreaded Devastation | Black | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
For each card in target graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life unless they pay .
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
1 | on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
499 | Fireckzian | Black | Common | Creature – Horror | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
500 | First World Problem | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost | 0 | ||||
501 | Fly | Black | Common | Creature – Insect | 0.5 | 0.5 | Flying | 0 | ||
502 | Fudge Pop | Black | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn | 0 | ||||
503 | Gamerfunk | Black | Rare | Sorcery |
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If one or more Gamers would die this way, exile them instead.
Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament – Overload (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.") |
0 | ||||
504 | Garfield, Creation of the Internet | Black | Mythic | Legendary Planeswalker – Garfield | 4 |
+1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control
-2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power -10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜ |
3 | on 29 Apr 2019 by Froggychum | ||
505 | Gargamel | Black | Mythic | Creature – Human Wizard | 8 | 8 |
Flying, Lifelink
Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards |
0 | ||
506 | Gate to Hell | Black | Rare | Artifact – Gate |
The first time five or more creatures are attacking while Gate to Hell is in play, target Demon you control becomes Gate to Hell's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
: Add only if Gate to Hell is a Land |
0 | ||||
507 | Get Rekt | Black | Common | Instant |
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay to counter it
Target player gets Rekt |
0 | ||||
508 | Gift of Power | Black | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
509 | Greed | Black | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an ability outside of their turn, each of their opponents create a Gold token unless that player pays . | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
510 | Gremlin | Black | Common | Creature – Goblin Horror | 2 | 1 | 0 | |||
511 | Griefing | Black | Common | Instant | Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control | 0 | ||||
512 | Gru | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Absolute-Unit Evil | 7 | 6 |
Trample, Haste
: Put a +1/+1 counter on Gru and a -1/-1 counter on another target creature you don't control. : Create a 2/2 yellow Minion creature token with Bad Defender |
0 | ||
513 | Guilty | Black | Rare | Emblem | Guilty's controller may not cast black spells | 0 | ||||
514 | Hallow Ween | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery – Holiday |
Destroy target creature
If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures |
0 | ||||
515 | Hateful Soul | Black | Common | Creature – Spirit | 1 | 1 | Flying, Deathtouch | 1 | on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
516 | Hax! | Black | Common | Instant – Urge |
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft
Report target non-hacking player |
0 | ||||
517 | Headsplitter Skeleton | Black | Uncommon | Creature – Skeleton | 3 | 3 | When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie. | 0 | ||
518 | Ho Bobum | Black | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Human Author | 1 | 1 |
: Create a book token
: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn |
0 | ||
519 | Hoard | Black | Uncommon | Artifact – Structure |
Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life. |
0 | ||||
520 | Hoarder | Black | Rare | Creature – Human Peasant | 2 | 3 | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control. | 0 | ||
521 | Hobo's Revenge | Black | Common | Instant | Counter target Gold spell or ability | 0 | ||||
522 | Horrific Dream | Black | Common | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. |
1 | on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
523 | HowToBasic | Black | Mythic | Creature – YouTuber Idiot | 11 | 11 |
: Sacrifice a Food, create 1 000 000 1/1 Subscriber tokens
: Sacrifice your dignity, you win the game |
0 | ||
524 | Human Sacrifice | Black | Common | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn |
0 | ||||
525 | Illuminate the Appetite | Black | Common | Instant | Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature | 0 | ||||
526 | Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) | Black | Common | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life. | 0 | ||||
527 | Indian Giver | Black | Uncommon | Creature | 2 | 3 | Spells you cast have Buyback | 0 | ||
528 | Insight from the Void | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card. | 0 | ||||
529 | Jack Skellington | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Skeleton Lord | 5 | 5 |
Deathtouch
When Jack Skellington enters the battlefield if it is Christmas, put five +1/+1 counters on Jack Skellington, it gains Deathtouch |
0 | ||
530 | Junkrat | Black | Common | Creature – Rat | 2 | 1 |
You may pay an additional when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. |
0 | ||
531 | Junkyard | Black | Rare | Artifact – Structure |
Rat and Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting Junkyard gain Deathtouch. Whenever an artifact would be put into the graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. : Return an artifact card exiled by Junkyard to your hand. |
0 | ||||
532 | Kill all Humans | Black | Rare | Tribal Sorcery – TVShow |
Robots get +2/+1 until end of turn and gain Haste.
Destroy all Humans. |
1 | on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
533 | King Midas | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Lord | 4 | 3 | Goldtouch | 0 | ||
534 | Knujjukk, the Junklord | Black | Mythic | Creature – Junk Demon | 8 | 8 |
Deathtouch, Trample, Indestructible
When Knujjukk, the Junklord enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card and loses 1 life for each Junk you control. |
0 | ||
535 | Littering Fiend | Black | Uncommon | Creature – Devil | 2 | 1 | When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield. | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | |
536 | Lockpicker | Black | Common | Creature – Rogue Raider | 1 | 1 | Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) | 0 | ||
537 | Logo of You | Black | Rare | Artifact – Logo | When Logo of You enters the battlefield, you kill target player, drain their blood and draw a picture of them with their blood | 0 | ||||
538 | Mass Moving Day | Black | Mythic | Sorcery | Move all creatures and all structures | 1 | on 08 Feb 2018 by Froggychum | |||
539 | Midas Touch | Black | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch |
0 | ||||
540 | Monkey in the Middle | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment | : Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with ": this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability" | 0 | ||||
541 | Mounting Misery | Black | Rare | Instant | Target player loses 1 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. | 1 | on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
542 | Mr Commitment Issues | Black | Common | Creature – Human | 4 | 4 |
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures
At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues |
0 | ||
543 | Myc Anon, Unlisted Source | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Librarian | 2 | 2 |
( What should be payed with? )
, : Create a Book token. Then draw cards equal to the number of Book tokens you control and lose that much life. |
0 | ||
544 | Nein | Black | Common | Instant | Counter target spell with a German accent | 2 | on 08 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |||
545 | Nethersight | Black | None | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. For each Demon or Zombie you reveal this way, deal 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. | 0 | ||||
546 | Ni-Gel | Black | Common | Instant | Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn | 0 | ||||
547 | Nigel VanGerman | Black | Mythic | Creature – German Wizard | 7 | 7 |
When Nigel VanGerman enters the battlefield add
: Destroy target creature Whenever a creature dies, Nigel VanGerman drains 5 |
0 | ||
548 | Night in the Fort | Black | Uncommon | Instant | All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn | 0 | ||||
549 | Night of the EMBKs | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token. | 0 | ||||
550 | Nitslave | Black | Common | Creature – Human Slave | 1 | 2 |
: Create a Yarn token
: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield |
0 | ||
551 | No Refunds | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment | Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it) | 0 | ||||
552 | Nomicide | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Kicker
Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. |
0 | ||||
553 | Notak | Black | Common | Creature – Notak | 1 | 1 | Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life) | 0 | ||
554 | Nut | Black | Common | Artifact – Food | : Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player | 0 | ||||
555 | Off-Brand Shrek | Black | Common | Creature – Orc | 5 | 8 | 1 | on 24 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | ||
556 | Organ Harvest | Black | Rare | Sorcery | Destroy any number of target creatures, create X Organ tokens where X is their total converted mana cost | 0 | ||||
557 | Overflowing Hatred | Black | Mythic | Sorcery | Each opponent discards seven cards and loses 7 life. You draw seven cards and gain 7 life. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
558 | Packing | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload |
0 | ||||
559 | Pain | Black | Common | Instant | Physically harm your opponent | 0 | ||||
560 | Paranoia | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures" |
0 | ||||
561 | Pick up Fifty-Two | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life | 0 | ||||
562 | Pinkhole | Black | Common | Instant | Destroy target land or creature | 0 | ||||
563 | Plantation Worker | Black | Uncommon | Creature – Human Worker Slave | 2 | 3 | : Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens | 0 | ||
564 | Pollution | Black | Rare | Sorcery |
Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters |
0 | ||||
565 | Pooperbot | Black | Uncommon | Artifact Creature – Construct | -1 | -1 | Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) | 1 | on 28 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
566 | Poopy Fart | Black | Common | Instant | Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) | 0 | ||||
567 | Potty Monster | Black | Mythic | Creature – Monster | 7 | 7 |
Trample
Whenever an ability of a permanent causes a player to Defecate, flip a coin. If it lands on tails, destroy that permanent. |
0 | ||
568 | Pry | Black | Rare | Instant | Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented. | 0 | ||||
569 | Pupucaca | Black | Common | Instant |
Strive –
Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life |
0 | ||||
570 | Raging Bones | Black | Rare | Creature – Skeleton | 2 | 1 |
Deathtouch
, , Sacrifice Raging Bones: Destroy target land. Activate this ability only if Raging Bones killed a creature that land's controller controls this turn. |
0 | ||
571 | Raisinshot | Black | Common | Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a or
Raisinshot pings any target Storm |
0 | ||||
572 | Rektum | Black | Common | Artifact | : Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art | 0 | ||||
573 | Revised Chimney Imp | Black | Rare | Creature – Imp | 1 | 2 |
Flying
When this creature dies, you may pay . If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent. |
1 | on 16 May 2020 by Froggychum | |
574 | RnM Fanboi | Black | Common | Creature – Human | 2 | 1 |
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game |
0 | ||
575 | Saddle Sores | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with Horsemanship | 0 | ||||
576 | Saki-Hiro | Black | Rare | Legendary Creature – Naga Shaman | 7 | 7 | Lifelink | 1 | on 24 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |
577 | Self Deprecator | Black | Common | Creature – Human Idiot | 2 | 3 |
Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card |
0 | ||
578 | Self Harm | Black | Common | Enchantment | Whenever you lose life, draw a card | 1 | on 08 Feb 2018 by Froggychum | |||
579 | Self-Hatred | Black | Rare | Enchantment | You are your own opponent | 17 | on 11 Jul 2018 by Tahazzar | |||
580 | Selfharmer | Black | Common | Creature – Human | 0 | 1 | At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card | 0 | ||
581 | Semicolon Effect | Black | Rare | ; | Sorcery |
; may be payed with one and a half black mana
Cut target player's colon in half, if they die, win the game, then call 911 and admit your crime |
1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||
582 | Sett's Skeleton | Black | Common | Creature – Skeleton | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
583 | Sett, Cardset Creator | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Gamer | 8 | 8 | : Create a Cardset | 0 | ||
584 | Shackles | Black | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains ": Draw a card" You control equipped creature |
0 | ||||
585 | Shitpost | Black | Common | Instant | Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card | 0 | ||||
586 | Shitting Bricks | Black | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped. | 0 | ||||
587 | Slave Trade | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life. |
0 | ||||
588 | Slavery | Black | Rare | Enchantment |
All creatures you don't control are Slaves in addition to their other types
While Slavery is in play, Slaves may not attack, block, or have their abilities activated |
0 | ||||
589 | Son of a Pirate | Black | Common | Creature – Pirateson | 1 | 1 | When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play | 0 | ||
590 | Soot | Black | Common | Artifact – Junk | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | ||||
591 | Spinal Shivers | Black | Common | Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate |
0 | ||||
592 | Spoiler | Black | Uncommon | Instant | Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile | 0 | ||||
593 | Spooky Scary Skeleton | Black | Common | Creature – Skeleton | 3 | 3 | 0 | |||
594 | Stuffy Nose | Black | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting |
0 | ||||
595 | Sunset | Black | Common | Sorcery | It becomes Nighttime. | 1 | on 03 Jul 2019 by Froggychum | |||
596 | Supervampire | Black | Rare | Creature – Supervampire | 5 | 5 | Undeathtouch | 0 | ||
597 | Superzombie | Black | Rare | Creature – Superzombie | 5 | 5 | Undeathtouch | 0 | ||
598 | Swampburn | Black | Rare | Enchantment – Aura Curse |
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp |
0 | ||||
599 | Switcharoo Game | Black | Uncommon | Enchantment | At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life | 0 | ||||
600 | Sword with Daddy Issues | Black | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Unequip Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike |
0 | ||||
601 | Take a Dump | Black | Common | Sorcery | Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) | 0 | ||||
602 | Tattoo Artist | Black | Rare | Creature – Human Cleric | 2 | 1 | : Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, that creature gains "at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tattoo emblem" | 0 | ||
603 | Tax | Black | Common | Instant |
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost |
0 | ||||
604 | Taxation | Black | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever a spell is cast or an ability activated that target's a player or a permanent they control, the spell or ability's controller pays the target player $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost | 0 | ||||
605 | Teacher Troubles | Black | Uncommon | Instant | Destroy up to three target teachers | 0 | ||||
606 | Teddy Bear | Black | Common | Creature – Bear Demon | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
607 | Ten Year Old Funnyboi | Black | Basic | Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child | 0 | 1 | : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn | 8 | on 26 Jun 2018 by Vitenka | |
608 | Terminal Cancer | Black | Rare | Enchantment – Curse |
At the beginning of cursed player's upkeep, they get a Cancer counter
If a player has ten or more Cancer counters, they lose the game |
0 | ||||
609 | Thanos, Infinite War-Titan | Black | Mythic | Legendary Planeswalker – Thanos | 7 |
Thanos, Infinite War-Titan is Pink
+1: Tutor an Artifact 0: Create a 4/4 black Child of Thanos creature token with Deathtouch and Menace -2: Sacrifice target green female Alien creature you control: Add three orange mana -20: Destroy half of all creatures at random. Activate this ability only if you control six or more artifacts |
0 | |||
610 | That's gotta hurt | Black | Rare | Instant | Insult your opponent, if they show signs of being insulted, destroy that player | 0 | ||||
611 | The Abyssal Maw | Black | Mythic | ??? ??? – ??? | 50 | 50 | \/\/HENEVER A [REATURE 1S |)ESTROYED TOU NAY [AST 4 Z5P3LL | 1 | on 15 Jan 2018 by Froggychum | |
612 | The Battle Within | Black | Rare | Instant | Target creature destroys itself | 0 | ||||
613 | The Count | Black | Rare | Legendary Creature – Vampire Puppet | 1 | 1 |
Puppet (Any player may activate The Count's abilities.)
When The Count enters the battlefield, Count 100 : Each opponent that hasn't counted this turn loses 1 life and you gain that much life. |
1 | on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
614 | The Cycle of Life 4 | Black | Mythic | Enchantment – Saga |
[I] – You lose 5 life and discard two cards.
[II] – Destroy target creature. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. [III] – Each player exiles their graveyard. If thirteen or more cards are exiled this way, create a 13/13 black Demon creature token with haste, trample, menace, flying and lifelink. |
1 | on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
615 | The Fifth Horseman | Black | Mythic | Creature – Human Pilot | 2 | 3 | Landwalk, Horsemanship | 1 | on 14 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
616 | The Necronimicon | Black | Mythic | Legendary Artifact |
All black creatures have +2/+2
All wizards have +2/+2 |
0 | ||||
617 | The Trifold Hunger | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Vampire Demon Beast | 10 | 10 |
Haste, Flying, Trample
Whenever The Trifold Hunger enters the battlefield or attacks, you lose 10 life. This loss of life cannot be prevented. |
0 | ||
618 | The True Evil | Black | Mythic | 666 – 666 | Target player loses 666 life | 0 | ||||
619 | Thief | Black | Common | Creature – Rogue | 1 | 1 | Pay 5 life, : Steal target card from another player's hand | 0 | ||
620 | Thievery | Black | Common | Enchantment | , Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand | 2 | on 03 Jan 2018 by Vitenka | |||
621 | Those Who Hide in Darkness | Black | Common | Creature – Human Evils | 10 | 10 |
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness |
0 | ||
622 | Token Black | Black | Common | Legendary Token Creature – Human | 0 | 1 | As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist | 1 | on 04 May 2019 by Froggychum | |
623 | Tome Tomb | Black | Rare | Artifact | , Sacrifice Tome Tomb: Create six tribal artifact Zombie Book tokens | 0 | ||||
624 | Troll Hole | Black | Common | Instant | Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with ": Regenerate this creature" | 0 | ||||
625 | Underworld Prison | Black | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you don't control attacks or blocks, it's controller loses 2 life and discards a card. You gain 1 life and draw a card. | 1 | on 29 Apr 2019 by Froggychum | |||
626 | Undirb the Anti-Dirb | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Dirbnt Bane | 8 | 8 |
Landwalk, Landhome
Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs |
0 | ||
627 | Untrustworthiness | Black | Rare | Enchantment |
Whenever you tell a lie, and an opponent believes it, put a Lie counter on Untrustworthiness
, Remove any number of Lie counters from Untrustworthiness: Add for each Lie counter removed this way |
2 | on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |||
628 | Unwelcoming Playgroups | Black | Common | Creature – Human Gamer Evils | 5 | 5 | , Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player | 0 | ||
629 | Unwilling Bodyguard | Black | Uncommon | Creature – Zombie Soldier | 2 | 4 |
Spectacle (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. |
0 | ||
630 | Vindictive Hitmyran | Black | Common | Creature – Hitmyran | 2 | 3 | : +1/+1 until end of turn | 0 | ||
631 | Voidbreather | Black | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Demon Insect | 9 | 9 |
: Remove nine mana from target player
: Remove nine mana from target player, add that much mana |
2 | on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |
632 | Voidhole | Black | Uncommon | Artifact |
Devoid
: Destroy all other permanents |
0 | ||||
633 | Walking Dead | Black | Common | Creature – Zombie | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
634 | Whispering Winds | Black | Uncommon | Sorcery | Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle. | 0 | ||||
635 | Wiki Torture | Black | Mythic | Instant – Torture |
Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.
Target player reads all of Wikipedia |
0 | ||||
636 | Wimpy Oil | Black | Uncommon | Artifact |
Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add |
0 | ||||
637 | Witch's Broom | Black | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Female Wizard
Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying |
0 | ||||
638 | Witch's Oven | Black | Common | Artifact – Structure |
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – (: Create a PoisonVial token) , Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
0 | ||||
639 | Wormhole | Black | Common | Artifact | : Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent | 0 | ||||
640 | Worstestest, Lord of Yhs | Black | Mythic | Legendary Worstestest – Yh Lord | 701 | 701 | Worstestest, Lord of Yhs cannot be blocked except by Infinity or more creatures | 0 | ||
641 | Yo Gabba Gabba | Black | Mythic | Sorcery – TVShow | Put five 8/8 Monster creature tokens with Trample, Deathtouch, and Infect onto the battlefield | 0 | ||||
642 | Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise | Black | Mythic | Creature – Yoyomaster | 10 | 10 | : Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game | 0 | ||
643 | Yuyu Imp | Black | Common | Creature – Imp Idiot | 0 | 0.999 |
: Add
, : Create a Book token |
0 | ||
644 | Zombee | Black | Common | Creature – Zombie Insect | 2 | 1 | Flying | 0 | ||
645 | get outta me swamp! | Black | Common | Sorcery | Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped | 0 | ||||
646 | lowercase is sin | Black | Mythic | Legendary 666 – 666 | 666 | 666 | 666 | 0 | ||
647 | ! | Red | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. |
0 | ||||
648 | A neat ability 2 | Red | Common | Sorcery | Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card. | 2 | on 27 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
649 | A storm is coming to take my internet | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. | 0 | ||||
650 | Annoying Orange | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Plant | 2 | 2 |
Annoying Orange is Orange
: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield |
0 | ||
651 | Anvil | Red | Uncommon | Artifact | : Combine two target Equipments | 0 | ||||
652 | AotPW (Simplified) | Red | Rare | Enchantment | Planeswalkers you control are X/X creatures, where X is their loyalty. | 2 | on 04 Nov 2019 by Froggychum | |||
653 | Archdragon's Endgame | Red | Mythic | Instant |
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Archdragon's Endgame deals 10 damage divided as you choose among target player and up to one creature and/or planeswalker they control. |
1 | on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
654 | Armageddon | Red | Mythic | Instant | Put a 8/8 Bruce Willis creature token onto the battlefield | 0 | ||||
655 | Attack of the Planeswalkers! | Red | Rare | Enchantment | During the declare attacker's step of combat on your turn, you may have any number of Planeswalkers you control deal damage equal to their loyalty to target player. Those players may choose any numbers of creatures they control to take the damage that would be dealt by that planeswalker, divided as you choose, among those creatures instead of them. If they do, those creatures deal damage equal to their power to that planeswalker. | 0 | ||||
656 | Baconan | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Boar Barbarian | 3 | 1 | Haste, Trample, First Strike | 0 | ||
657 | Bag of Cheetos | Red | Common | Artifact – Food |
Bag of Cheetos is Orange
: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life |
0 | ||||
658 | Baker's Oven | Red | Uncommon | Artifact | Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) | 0 | ||||
659 | Big Boom Burn | Red | Rare | Instant |
If an effect would cause you to discard this card, return it to your hand instead.
Big Boom Burn deals 5 damage to target player. You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
0 | ||||
660 | Blabbering Beebles | Red | Uncommon | Creature – Beeble | 3 | 2 |
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn
Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly |
0 | ||
661 | Blaze It! | Red | Mythic | Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Blaze It!, take a puff:
Deal 420 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players |
0 | ||||
662 | Blazing Nneoh | Red | Uncommon | Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard | 3 | 1 | : Blazing Nneoh pings any target | 0 | ||
663 | Bloody Red Death htaeD deR ydoolB | Red | Mythic | Creature – Embodiement | 973 | 973 | When Bloody Red Death htaeD deR ydoolB enters the battlefield destroy all creatures | 1 | on 23 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |
664 | Bookfiend | Red | Common | Creature – Bookfiend | 1 | 1 | , Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn | 0 | ||
665 | Boom // Explosion | Red | Uncommon | // | Instant // Instant | Shock any target // Deal 20 damage to any target | 0 | |||
666 | Boon of Passion | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. : Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn. |
0 | ||||
667 | Bugbear | Red | Common | Creature – Goblin Beast | 3 | 1 |
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay . |
0 | ||
668 | Can I Axe you a Question? | Red | Uncommon | Instant | Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature | 0 | ||||
669 | Caricature | Red | Uncommon | Instant |
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second |
0 | ||||
670 | Carpetburn | Red | Common | Instant | Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead. | 0 | ||||
671 | Char | Red | Common | Instant | Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn | 2 | on 30 Jan 2018 by Froggychum | |||
672 | Cliffatog | Red | Uncommon | Creature – Atog | 4 | 1 |
Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog. |
0 | ||
673 | Combo | Red | Common | Instant |
Multikicker
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked |
0 | ||||
674 | Crab | Red | Common | Creature – Crab | 0 | 1 |
Crab is Red
: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn |
0 | ||
675 | Demolition | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery | Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures | 0 | ||||
676 | Detention | Red | Uncommon | Instant | Detain up to four target Child creatures | 0 | ||||
677 | Doodle | Red | Common | Instant | Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them | 0 | ||||
678 | Dragon Egg (Basic Dragon) | Red | Common | Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg ‑‑‑‑ Creature – Dragon |
0 ‑‑‑‑ 4 |
1 ‑‑‑‑ 3 |
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it ‑‑‑‑ Flying, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste |
0 | ||
679 | Dragoon | Red | Rare | Creature – Dragoon | 5 | 5 | Flying, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
680 | Drucordsogel | Red | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel | 5 | 0 | 0 | |||
681 | Eep | Red | Common | Instant |
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
3 | on 29 Oct 2017 by Vitenka | |||
682 | Empathy | Red | Uncommon | Instant | Destroy all blue creatures | 0 | ||||
683 | Enraging Dream | Red | Common | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player |
1 | on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
684 | Esketit | Red | Common | Instant | Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn | 0 | ||||
685 | Excellent Ragecaster | Red | Mythic | Creature – Human Wizard | 2 | 5 |
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.), Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn)
: Excellent Ragecaster deals damage equal to it's power to any target. |
0 | ||
686 | Explosive Diarrhea | Red | Rare | Sorcery | Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less. | 1 | on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
687 | Falcon Punch! | Red | Rare | Instant | Deal 20 damage to target creature | 0 | ||||
688 | Feminazi | Red | Common | Creature – Evil | 5 | 1 | Haste, Trample, Vigilance | 0 | ||
689 | Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans | Red | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Finishing Move #4: Cataclysmic Wrath of the Rage of Titans deals damage divided among any number of players or planeswalkers equal to the total power of creatures you control.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
1 | on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
690 | Fire Elemelon | Red | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Elemental | 2 | 1 | Haste, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
691 | Firebreathing Domo | Red | Common | Creature – Domo Mutant | 3 | 2 | Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
692 | First Guy | Red | Common | Creature – Human Internetian | 1 | 1 | Haste | 0 | ||
693 | Fluke Diva | Red | Common | Creature – Devil Imp Demon | 1 | 1 | When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you. | 0 | ||
694 | Forrest Gump | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Idiot | 2 | 3 |
, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn.
Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay . When you do, draw a card." |
1 | on 11 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |
695 | Furnace Block | Red | Uncommon | Artifact – Block | Smelting 1 – (, : one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) | 0 | ||||
696 | Fyrefoxx | Red | Common | Creature – Fox | 1 | 1 | : Ping target creature | 0 | ||
697 | Garfield, Hater of Mondays | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso | 1 | 7 |
Garfield, Hater of Mondays is orange
When Garfield enters the battlefield, if it's Monday sacrifice it, then add five mana of any combination of or Whenever a Cat attacks, if it's not monday, choose one: -You gain 5 life -Draw three cards -Put a Food card from your hand onto the battlefield for free |
0 | ||
698 | Garfield, Lazy Lynx | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso | 2 | 4 |
Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange
: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities : Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature |
0 | ||
699 | Gift Goblin | Red | Common | Creature – Goblin Child | 2 | 1 |
Haste
, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn |
0 | ||
700 | Gift of Passion | Red | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Haste. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
701 | Gobbling Goblin | Red | Common | Creature – Goblin Fatso | 1 | 1 | , Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn | 0 | ||
702 | Google Feud | Red | Rare | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). For each non-fact they encounter, they discard a card. Then, for each fact they encountered, they draw a card. | 0 | ||||
703 | Gucci Wool Hat | Red | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Rat
Equipped Rat has ": Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" |
0 | ||||
704 | Heartbreak | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery | Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead. | 0 | ||||
705 | Hellcat | Red | Common | Creature – Cat | 3 | 1 |
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you. |
0 | ||
706 | Hellfyre Shot | Red | Common | Sorcery |
Kicker –
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature. |
0 | ||||
707 | High Noon | Red | Mythic | Enchantment |
: Choose one, then sacrifice High Noon:
-Destroy all Cowboys -Destroy all Villains |
0 | ||||
708 | Horseplay | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment | Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card | 0 | ||||
709 | Horsepower | Red | Uncommon | Instant | Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control | 0 | ||||
710 | Hot Pocket | Red | Common | Artifact – Food |
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.) , Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. |
0 | ||||
711 | Hybrid Revolutionary | Red | Rare | Creature – Hybrid Rebel | 5 | 5 | Hybrids are Rogues in addition to their other types and get +1/+0 when opposing non-Hybrids | 0 | ||
712 | Hyun Warrior | Red | Common | Creature – Human Warrior | 2 | 2 | Haste, First Strike | 0 | ||
713 | I wanna Iguana! | Red | Uncommon | Instant – Urge | Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk | 0 | ||||
714 | Illuminate the Heart | Red | Common | Instant | Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature. | 2 | on 11 Feb 2019 by Vitenka | |||
715 | Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) | Red | Uncommon | Instant | Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand. | 0 | ||||
716 | Impatience | Red | Common | Instant | Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste | 0 | ||||
717 | Jab | Red | Common | Instant | You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it | 0 | ||||
718 | Jabby Puns | Red | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever you Laugh, jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers) and Jabby Puns shocks it | 0 | ||||
719 | Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads | Red | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Elemental Lord | 4 | 2 |
Royal, Super Haste, Triple Strike, Flash, Firebreathing
, : Burn everything. |
0 | ||
720 | Jinjurrbred Man | Red | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Human | 2 | 1 |
Haste
: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man |
0 | ||
721 | Kamikaze | Red | Rare | Instant | Create two 2/3 red Suicide Bomber creature tokens with ": Sacrifice this creature, it shocks target creature or Structure" | 0 | ||||
722 | Kaze, Death-Wish Kami | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Spirit | 2 | 1 | , Sacrifice Kaze, Death-Wish Kami: Conic X, where X is the number of creatures that attacked this turn. You may draw those many cards. When you do, discard those many cards. | 0 | ||
723 | Kickboxer | Red | Common | Creature – Human Fighter | 1 | 1 |
Kicker
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn |
0 | ||
724 | Koob the Bookfiend | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Bookfiend Lord | 5 | 5 | Sacrifice any number of Book tokens: Put thrice that number of +1/+1 counters on each Bookfiend you control | 0 | ||
725 | Laser Engravement | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery |
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch (When this spell resolves, you may pay . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
0 | ||||
726 | Lava Spitter | Red | Common | Creature – Lizard | 2 | 1 | , Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
727 | Lil Pump | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Celebrity Musician | 0.25 | 0.25 | : Creatures you control get +0.25/+0.25 until end of turn | 0 | ||
728 | Lust | Red | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever a player attacks with two or more nontoken creatures, they choose one of them and create a tapped and attacking token that is a copy of the chosen creature but with base power and toughness 3/1. It dies at the end of this turn. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
729 | Magic Bloodlust | Red | Rare | Instant | Until end of turn, attacking creatures get +3/+0. | 0 | ||||
730 | Make you easier to kill | Red | Uncommon | Instant | Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn. | 0 | ||||
731 | Marathon | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery | All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn | 0 | ||||
732 | Meleeism | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment |
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0 |
0 | ||||
733 | Melting Ice Caps | Red | Rare | Sorcery | Destroy all permanents with the Snow supertype (this includes lands) | 0 | ||||
734 | Mockingbyrd | Red | Common | Creature – Bird Troll | 2 | 1 |
Flying
: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em |
0 | ||
735 | Munkii | Red | Common | Creature – Ape | 2 | 3 | 0 | |||
736 | Murder Hobo | Red | Mythic | Creature – Idiot | 15 | 15 | When Murder Hobo enters the battlefield, it fights target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. If it survives, repeat this effect until there are no creatures left or it dies. | 0 | ||
737 | No Backsies | Red | Uncommon | Silly Enchantment | Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things. | 0 | ||||
738 | Noob | Red | Common | Creature – Human Internetian | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
739 | Overflowing Power | Red | Mythic | Sorcery | The next time a source you control damages a player this turn, draw those many cards. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
740 | Passionate Aetherborn | Red | Common | Creature – Aetherborn | 2 | 1 | Haste | 1 | on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |
741 | Peakburn | Red | Rare | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if at least one player controls a Mountain, Peakburn deals 2 damage to that player, and 2 damage divided among up to two target creatures they control. | 0 | ||||
742 | Pierce Armor | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Kicker –
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. |
0 | ||||
743 | Pimprick Smutphish | Red | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Starfish Idiot | 8 | 64 | Pimprick Smutphish is Pink | 0 | ||
744 | Pingstorm | Red | Common | Instant |
Ping any target
Storm |
0 | ||||
745 | Pinja | Red | Common | Creature – Starfish Ninja | 2 | 1 | When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented | 2 | on 02 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |
746 | Pinnel and Nodhead | Red | Rare | Legendary Creature – Imp Demon Devil Rogue | 2 | 2 |
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When Pinnel and Nodhead enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to any target Threshold – If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard when Pinnel and Nodhead enter the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to up to seven targets instead. |
0 | ||
747 | Planewreck | Red | Rare | Instant |
Choose one:
-Destroy target Plane -Destroy target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying |
0 | ||||
748 | Practical Joke | Red | Common | Sorcery | Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them | 0 | ||||
749 | Pro | Red | Uncommon | Creature – Human Internetian | 3 | 3 | Haste, Prowess | 0 | ||
750 | Prophetic Anger | Red | None | Sorcery | Reveal the top card of your library, if it's a creature card you may deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to it's power. Then, put each card revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order. | 1 | on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
751 | Psychotic Arsonist | Red | Uncommon | Creature – Human Pyromancer | 2 | 2 |
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.) |
0 | ||
752 | Pyromancer Pirate | Red | Mythic | Creature – Pirate Wizard | 3 | 3 |
Haste
Whenever Pyromancer Pirate enters the battlefield, dies, is discarded or attacks with a creature you control, it pings any target : Ping any target |
0 | ||
753 | Red Aura | Red | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types |
0 | ||||
754 | Red Bandana | Red | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
0 | ||||
755 | Red Beast | Red | Rare | Creature – Beast | 3 | 3 |
Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn. |
0 | ||
756 | Red Mana Potion | Red | Common | Artifact – Food | , Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost | 0 | ||||
757 | Red Rag | Red | Common | Artifact – Junk | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | ||||
758 | Redhead | Red | Common | Creature – Human | 2 | 1 | Haste | 0 | ||
759 | Ree! | Red | Common | Instant |
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
0 | ||||
760 | Restless Soul | Red | Common | Creature – Spirit | 2 | 1 | Haste, Flying | 1 | on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
761 | Restricted | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant target permanent
Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18 |
0 | ||||
762 | Riot | Red | Common | Instant | Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life | 0 | ||||
763 | Rogueism | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment | Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled | 0 | ||||
764 | Runner's Temple | Red | Rare | Artifact | : Create a 2/2 red Runner token with haste and landwalk. | 0 | ||||
765 | SMOrc or Hi Iq? | Red | Uncommon | Instant |
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player – SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls. |
0 | ||||
766 | Sand-Burrow Scorpion | Red | Rare | Creature – Insect | 2 | 1 |
Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered
, : Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn. |
0 | ||
767 | Screwing of the Bulb | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery | Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less | 0 | ||||
768 | Sillyfy | Red | Common | Instant | Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat) | 0 | ||||
769 | Skeentith Thrill Seeker | Red | Uncommon | Creature – Human Rebel | 3 | 1 | Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn | 0 | ||
770 | Speedrun | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment | Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn | 0 | ||||
771 | Spell Mastery | Red | Uncommon | Sorcery |
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs less.
Draw a card. |
0 | ||||
772 | Spitfire Imp | Red | Uncommon | Creature – Imp | 1 | 2 |
Flying
: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target. |
0 | ||
773 | Spleefality | Red | Uncommon | Enchantment | : Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability. | 0 | ||||
774 | Springfield Downs | Red | Uncommon | Artifact – Structure |
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1. At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn. |
0 | ||||
775 | Stoopit Mongorianz | Red | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Warrior | 1 | 1 |
Haste, Trample
When Stoopit Mongorianz enters the battlefield create six tokens that are copies of it : Destroy target Wall : Stoopit Mongorianz gets +2/+0 until end of turn |
0 | ||
776 | Storage Wars | Red | Rare | Enchantment |
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card |
0 | ||||
777 | Storm of the Wrath God | Red | Rare | Instant | Storm of the Wrath God deals 3 damage to any target. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. | 1 | on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
778 | Strawberry Applesauce | Red | Common | Artifact – Food | : Gain 4 life if you control a red Child | 0 | ||||
779 | Strawberry Cheesecake | Red | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn | 0 | ||||
780 | Supernub | Red | Rare | Creature – Internetian Idiot | 0 | 1 |
Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn. |
0 | ||
781 | Szechuan Sauce | Red | Common | Artifact – Food |
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
1 | on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||
782 | Tagger | Red | Common | Creature – Tag | 2 | 1 |
Haste
: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag |
0 | ||
783 | Tardiness | Red | Common | Enchantment | All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them | 0 | ||||
784 | Temper | Red | Rare | Instant | Deal X divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players, where X is the combined power of red creatures you control with Haste or First Strike | 0 | ||||
785 | The Cycle of Life 2 | Red | Mythic | Enchantment – Saga |
[I] – Create a 1/1 red Barbarian creature token.
[II] – 1/1 creatures you control become 2/2 creatures and gain haste. [III] – 2/2 creatures you control become 3/3 and gain menace. |
1 | on 30 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
786 | Tony teh Tigger | Red | Mythic | Creature – Tiger | 8 | 8 |
Tony teh Tigger is Orange
Trample |
0 | ||
787 | Tou Rette, Lord of Speakeasies | Red | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Drunk Lord | 3 | 2 |
: Create a Beer Token
Tap three untapped Drunks you control: Tou Rette, Lord of Speakeasies pings each other non-Drunk creature Whenever Tou Rette attacks, other attacking Drunks get +2/+0 and gain Haste until end of turn and you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand for free. When it resolves, exile it and lose 2 life |
0 | ||
788 | Unemployee | Red | Common | Creature – Human | 0 | 1 | 0 | |||
789 | Volatile Hitmyran | Red | Common | Creature – Hitmyran | 3 | 2 | : +2/+0 until end of turn | 0 | ||
790 | War of Pranks | Red | Rare | Enchantment |
Whenever any player plays a prank, put a Idiocy counter on War of Pranks
, Remove any number of Idiocy counters from: Add for each counter removed this way or create a 1/1 white Idiot creature token for each counter removed this way |
0 | ||||
791 | Wig | Red | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Wig is Orange
Equip Equipped creature has +1/+1 If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land" |
0 | ||||
792 | Wiggle | Red | Common | Instant |
Move target creature
Draw a card |
6 | on 02 Feb 2018 by ChalkdustOnline | |||
793 | Wrasslin' | Red | Common | Instant | Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add to their mana pool | 0 | ||||
794 | Yagdoook | Red | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Yagdoook | 7 | 7 | When Yagdoook enters the battlefield destroy all Cats | 1 | on 20 Jul 2018 by Froggychum | |
795 | Zoom | Red | Common | Instant |
Split Second
Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life |
0 | ||||
796 | et-Sah | Red | Common | Creature – Lizard | 2 | 1 | 0 | |||
797 | playable common removal | Red | Common | Instant | Deal 4 damage to target creature | 0 | ||||
798 | red100 | Red | None | 0 | ||||||
799 | red101 | Red | None | 0 | ||||||
800 | red99 | Red | None | 0 | ||||||
801 | # | Green | Rare | Sorcery |
Kicker –
Create four 1/1 green Elk creature tokens. Then, if # was kicked, you gain 1 life for each creature you control. |
1 | on 02 Nov 2019 by Froggychum | |||
802 | 2NC's Servant | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Elf Druid | 1 | 3 |
Activated abilities of Elves you control cost less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. |
0 | ||
803 | 4Kth Caardvaark | Green | Mythic | K | Legendary Creature – Aardvaark | 4 | 4 |
(K can be paid with one thousand mana of any colors)
Trample Whenever 4Kth Caardvaark attacks, you gain 400 life. |
0 | |
804 | A Jumpy Frog | Green | Common | Creature – Frog | 0 | 1 | Jump Boost 1 (: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.) | 0 | ||
805 | Adam of the Biblefolk | Green | Common | Legendary Creature – Biblefolk | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
806 | Adam's Apple | Green | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk | 0 | ||||
807 | Adipose | Green | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. |
0 | ||||
808 | Aging | Green | Uncommon | Instant | Put four Age counters on target creatures | 0 | ||||
809 | Allergies | Green | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature" |
0 | ||||
810 | Allograft | Green | Common | Sorcery | Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent. | 0 | ||||
811 | Amphibian's Pad | Green | Uncommon | Artifact | : Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
812 | Aquamarine Curd | Green | Common | Creature – Curd | 0 | 0.01 | When Aquamarine Curd dies add | 0 | ||
813 | Archdruid's Endgame | Green | Mythic | Instant |
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Create two 6/6 green Beast creature tokens with Trample and Hexproof. |
1 | on 08 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
814 | Backwoodsman | Green | Common | Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer | 2 | 2 | Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2 | 0 | ||
815 | Bakery | Green | Common | Artifact – Structure |
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. |
0 | ||||
816 | Bakin' Bacon | Green | Rare | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant orange Dog
Enchanted creature has "Cook Bacon – (: Create a Bacon token)" |
0 | ||||
817 | Bamboo Shoot | Green | Rare | Artifact – Food |
, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain 10 life.
, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature , Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control. |
0 | ||||
818 | Basic Bacon | Green | Common | Basic Artifact – Food | Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life | 0 | ||||
819 | Bear Feet | Green | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
0 | ||||
820 | Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) | Green | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature's abilities cost less and require tapping |
0 | ||||
821 | Big Chungus | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Rabbit Absolute-Unit | 3.5 | 14 |
: Put two +1/+1 counters on Big Chungus
As long as Big Chungus has more than a dozen +1/+1 counters on it, it has "At the beginning of each end step, move all creatures not touching Big Chungus one centimeter towards it. Creatures touching Big Chungus are pacified Astronauts" |
0 | ||
822 | Billy of the Hill | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Farmer | 2 | 2 | Billy of the Hill gets +5/+5 and gains Trample, Vigilance and Hexproof if you control a Basic Plains Mountain Land | 0 | ||
823 | Blissful Dream | Green | Common | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control. |
1 | on 21 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
824 | Blubbersucking Beebles | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Beeble | 2 | 4 |
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles
Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed |
0 | ||
825 | Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human | 1 | 1 | : Say Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted's name, if you can think of a magic card that rhymes with it, you may play that card from your hand | 0 | ||
826 | Boon of Growth | Green | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
827 | Booster Shot | Green | Common | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn | 0 | ||||
828 | Brainless | Green | Common | Creature – Idiot | 1 | 1 | Protection from Zombies | 0 | ||
829 | Bread Behemoth | Green | Rare | Creature – Beast Demon | 16 | 16 |
Cumulative Upkeep – Sacrifice two Bread tokens
Trample |
0 | ||
830 | Bull | Green | Common | Creature – Cow | 2 | 2 | Trample, Snorting (: +1/+0 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
831 | Bull's Eye | Green | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities |
0 | ||||
832 | Bush Wookiee | Green | Rare | Creature – Plant Wookiee | 5 | 5 | Trample, Shroud | 0 | ||
833 | Call to the Slopfeast | Green | Uncommon | Instant | Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield | 1 | on 26 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||
834 | Cameron LeMac | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Camel Lord | 2 | 4 |
, : Put twice X +0/+1 counters on Cameron LeMac.
: Other Camels you control get +X/+0 and gain Trample this turn, where X is Cameron LeMac's toughness. |
0 | ||
835 | Canopatog | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Atog | 3 | 3 | When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped | 0 | ||
836 | Chewbacca, Wookiee Smuggler | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Wookiee Raider | 7 | 7 |
Trample, Vigilance
Tap an untapped Equipment on Chewbacca, Wookiee Smuggler: Chewbacca deals 7 damage to target Flying creature |
0 | ||
837 | Chewed Leaf | Green | Common | Artifact – Junk | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | ||||
838 | Coal Curd | Green | Common | Creature – Curd | 0 | 0.01 | When Coal Curd dies add | 0 | ||
839 | Codename: Archery | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Elf Archer | 2 | 1 |
Reach, Hexproof, Defender
: Codename: Archery deals 1 damage to target creature with Flying |
0 | ||
840 | Codename: Cricket | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Insect | 3 | 3 |
Jump Boost
: Take control of target creature until end of turn |
0 | ||
841 | Compleated Baboon | Green | Common | Creature – Ape-No-More | 2 | 2 | : Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon | 0 | ||
842 | Corn Maze | Green | Uncommon | Artifact – Food Structure |
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add . Activate this ability only once per turn. |
0 | ||||
843 | Culthaus of The SCC | Green | Rare | Legendary Artifact |
Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token.
Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield. |
0 | ||||
844 | Cyborgicide | Green | Uncommon | Sorcery | Destroy all artifact creatures. | 0 | ||||
845 | Dat Boi | Green | Common | Creature – Frog Swaglord | 2 | 3 | 0 | |||
846 | Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin | Green | Common | Creature – Lizard | 3 | 4 | Vigilance | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
847 | Devourer of Curds | Green | Rare | Creature – Tnaig | 1 | 1 | : Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds | 0 | ||
848 | Dog Whistle | Green | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters. |
0 | ||||
849 | Domodino | Green | Common | Creature – Domo Dinosaur | 5 | 5 | Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
850 | Dozenry | Green | Rare | Enchantment |
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more Food tokens, you win the game.
Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) |
0 | ||||
851 | EIEIO | Green | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control. | 0 | ||||
852 | Earth Elemelon | Green | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Elemental | 2 | 2 | : Add , activate this ability only once each turn | 0 | ||
853 | Eat Cat | Green | Common | Instant |
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype |
0 | ||||
854 | Egg | Green | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Egg | , Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away | 2 | on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |||
855 | Emugel the Legume | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Evil Plant | 6 | 6 | Emugel the Legume is the Bane of non-Evils | 0 | ||
856 | Eve of the Biblefolk | Green | Common | Legendary Creature – Biblefolk | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
857 | Evolution | Green | Rare | Sorcery | Transform all creatures | 0 | ||||
858 | Faciality | Green | Common | Enchantment | Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1 | 0 | ||||
859 | Family Tree | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Treefolk | 2 | 2 | Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree. | 0 | ||
860 | Faunarama | Green | Rare | Enchantment |
When you cast Faunarama, choose an Animal creature type
Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types |
0 | ||||
861 | Finger Gun | Green | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach |
0 | ||||
862 | Finishing Move #5: Gaea's Ancient Vengeance; Power of the Wild Gods and the Forces of Nature | Green | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Until end of turn, Lands you control are 1/1 creatures and creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
1 | on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
863 | Flooper's Pig | Green | Common | Creature – Boar | 1 | 1 | Floop: Add | 0 | ||
864 | Florarama | Green | Uncommon | Enchantment | Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types | 0 | ||||
865 | Frogg | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Frog | 4 | 4 |
Trample
: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn : -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn |
0 | ||
866 | Funny Dirb | Green | Common | Creature – Dirb | 1 | 1 | Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.) | 0 | ||
867 | Gerbil | Green | Common | Creature – Rat | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
868 | Giegote | Green | Common | Creature – Satyr | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
869 | Gift of Growth | Green | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card Enchanted creature gains Trample. |
1 | on 25 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
870 | Gluttony | Green | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, it's controller puts X +1/+1 counter on it and gains X life, where X is the difference between it's toughness and the highest toughness among creatures it's controller controls. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
871 | Good Read (RTFC) | Green | Common | Instant | Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card | 0 | ||||
872 | Grain Oats (Froot Loopz) | Green | Rare | Artifact – Food ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – "Fude" |
As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a , this cost may not be countered or prevented
Pay half of a : Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats ‑‑‑‑ {A}: Gain 7 life {A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life |
0 | ||||
873 | Grainmill | Green | Rare | Artifact |
, Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card.
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one: – The next Food spell you cast this turn costs . – Add . – You gain 10 life. |
0 | ||||
874 | Green Aura | Green | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors |
0 | ||||
875 | Green Beast | Green | Rare | Creature – Beast | 3 | 3 |
Whenever Green Beast deals combat damage to a player, put those many +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among creatures you control.
: Green Beast gets +5/+5 and gains Trample until end of turn. |
0 | ||
876 | Green Wall of Wonder what this does? | Green | Rare | Creature – Wall | 0 | 4 |
Defender
Whenever Green Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes targeted by a spell or ability, you may put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that effect's converted mana cost or activation cost. |
1 | on 21 Feb 2019 by Froggychum | |
877 | Growth | Green | Common | Instant | Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control | 1 | on 28 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | |||
878 | Hamboi | Green | Common | Creature – Boar | 1 | 1 | : Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens | 0 | ||
879 | Hamster | Green | Common | Creature – Rat Boar | 1 | 1 | : Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card | 0 | ||
880 | Hedgehog | Green | Common | Creature – Plant Boar | 1 | 1 | : Tap or untap another target plant | 0 | ||
881 | Hick | Green | Common | Creature – Human Farmer | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
882 | Hot Dog: Post-Processing | Green | Common | Artifact – Food |
: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first |
0 | ||||
883 | Housewife | Green | Common | Creature – Human | 1 | 3 |
Defender
Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) |
0 | ||
884 | Huge Man | Green | Common | Creature – Giant | 4 | 4 | Trample, Reach | 0 | ||
885 | Hulk | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Villain Monster | 8 | 5 |
Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures
Annihilator 3 : Monstrosity 5 |
0 | ||
886 | Hummus | Green | Common | Artifact – Food |
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
0 | ||||
887 | Hybird | Green | Uncommon | Artifact Creature – Construct Bird | 4 | 3 |
Flying
Creatures your opponents control gain Trample. |
0 | ||
888 | I am a stegosaurus | Green | Rare | Instant | Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn | 0 | ||||
889 | Italian Nana | Green | Rare | Creature – Human Chef | 2 | 2 |
Whenever Italian Nana attacks or blocks, it gets +2/+2 for each Child you control.
Cook Buffetdish – (: Create a Buffetdish token) |
0 | ||
890 | Jimminy Cricket | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Insect Spirit | 1 | 1 |
Jump Boost 3 (: Move Jimminy Cricket up to three inches.), protection from everything, Kicker
When Jimminy Cricket enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, put six +1/+1 counters, a flying counter, a vigilance counter and a lifelink counter on it. : Destroy Jimminy Cricket. Any player may activate this ability. |
0 | ||
891 | Kale | Green | Common | Artifact – Food | 1 | on 09 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||||
892 | Kermit Teh Froge | Green | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet | 0 | 2 | Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 (: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.) | 0 | ||
893 | Kerv Beest | Green | Common | Creature – Beast | * | * |
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. |
0 | ||
894 | Kerv Stompah | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Beast | * | * |
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample. |
1 | on 15 Apr 2019 by Froggychum | |
895 | Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Druid | 2 | 2 |
Green spells you cast cost less.
: Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest becomes a 6/6 Beast with trample and haste. If it would die this turn, regenerate it instead. Activate this ability only twice per game. |
3 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
896 | Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (Lamb Sauce: Located) | Green | Rare | Artifact – Delectable ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Delectable |
: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it ‑‑‑‑ : Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located |
0 | ||||
897 | Landlubber | Green | Common | Creature – Elf Druid | 1 | 1 |
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates |
0 | ||
898 | Landlubbery | Green | Rare | Enchantment |
When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat Pirates may not attack or block : You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life |
0 | ||||
899 | Le Monke | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Ape | 4 | 5 |
When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
2 | on 01 May 2020 by Vitenka | |
900 | Live | Green | Common | Instant – Urge | Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence | 0 | ||||
901 | Long Legs | Green | Common | Creature – Spider | 1 | 3 | Reach | 0 | ||
902 | Lord of the Buffets | Green | Common | Creature – Human Fatso Lord | 5 | 8 | Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
903 | Louse | Green | Common | Creature – Insect | 1 | 1 | , Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card | 0 | ||
904 | MC Villager | Green | Common | Creature – Human Peasant | 2 | 2 | , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.) | 0 | ||
905 | Make | Green | Common | Instant | Make something | 0 | ||||
906 | Mana Nana | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Human Chef | 2 | 2 |
Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add . |
0 | ||
907 | Mega Pig | Green | Common | Creature – Boar | 4 | 4 | Trample | 0 | ||
908 | Melon (Melon Hat) | Green | Common | Artifact – Food ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Equipment |
: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon ‑‑‑‑ Equip Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
0 | ||||
909 | Midget | Green | Common | Creature – Human | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0 | |||
910 | Midgetkeeper | Green | Rare | Creature – Human Lord | 0 | 3 |
When Midgetkeeper enters the battlefield or attacks gain 1 life for each midget you control
: Target Midget you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn |
0 | ||
911 | Midnight Hunting | Green | Uncommon | Instant | Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card. | 0 | ||||
912 | Mike Hunt | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Unspeakable | 1 | 1 |
: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn |
0 | ||
913 | Miller's Mill | Green | Rare | Artifact |
, : Draw a card.
: Untap Miller's Mill. Whenever Miller's Mill becomes untapped, mill a card. |
0 | ||||
914 | Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Elemental Avatar Clone | 0 | 0 | When Multimultani, Yavimaya's Avatars enters the battlefield create X Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar creature tokens | 0 | ||
915 | NCN Crafter | Green | Common | Creature – Elf Artificer | 2 | 2 | : Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way. | 0 | ||
916 | Nitpicker | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Ape | 2 | 2 | , : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker. | 0 | ||
917 | Oram | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Elemental | * | * | Oram's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in any zone that are not in your hand | 7 | on 28 Jun 2018 by Tahazzar | |
918 | Overflowing Vitality | Green | Mythic | Sorcery | Create a 5/5 green Beast creature token, then draw a card for each creature you control. | 3 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
919 | P-Mail | Green | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever a Hound enters the battlefield under your control, add and Scry 1. | 0 | ||||
920 | Peaceful Aetherborn | Green | Common | Creature – Aetherborn | 2 | 2 | When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control. | 1 | on 21 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |
921 | Pearl Curd | Green | Common | Creature – Curd | 0 | 0.01 | When Pearl Curd dies add | 0 | ||
922 | Pepperoni Pizza | Green | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours | 0 | ||||
923 | Pickle | Green | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today | 0 | ||||
924 | Pickle Rick | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Anthropomorphist | 4 | 4 | 0 | |||
925 | Pine Tree | Green | Common | Artifact – Structure |
Squirrel Habitat
, : Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn. , , Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender. |
0 | ||||
926 | Pinecone | Green | Common | Artifact – Plant | : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens | 0 | ||||
927 | Plentiful Abundance | Green | Mythic | Enchantment | Plentiful Abundance is the Bane of Foods | 0 | ||||
928 | Qaq Tauce, Cactusman | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Plant Lord | 5 | 5 | : Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefield | 0 | ||
929 | Rithmandu | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Rithmandu | 7 | 7 | When Rithmandu enters the battlefield destroy all Wolves and Hounds | 1 | on 20 Jul 2018 by Froggychum | |
930 | Roodawlf | Green | Common | Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot | 1 | 1 | Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice | 0 | ||
931 | Root Prison | Green | Rare | Instant |
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn.
Draw a card |
0 | ||||
932 | Root Shot | Green | Common | Sorcery |
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
0 | ||||
933 | Rosegold Curd | Green | Common | Creature – Curd | 0 | 0.01 | When Rosegold Curd dies add | 0 | ||
934 | Rowling Sap | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Ooze | 3 | 3 |
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap |
0 | ||
935 | Rurality | Green | Rare | Enchantment |
When Rurality enters the battlefield, all creatures target opponent controls must Inhabit structures, if they don't, exile them
Structures and creatures target opponent controls may not touch each other, if they do, exile all touching permanents that player controls, and all Inhabited creatures |
0 | ||||
936 | Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles | Green | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Lizard Wizard Lord | 7 | 7 |
: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens
Tap another untapped Lizard Wizard you control: You may cast a spell from your hand for free |
0 | ||
937 | Sandy Oak | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Treefolk | 2 | 4 | Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking. | 0 | ||
938 | Savage Resurgence | Green | Rare | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn. | 1 | on 16 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
939 | Screeching Curd | Green | Common | Basic Creature – Curd | 0 | 0.01 |
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life |
0 | ||
940 | Slobbermutt | Green | Common | Creature – Hound Idiot | 2 | 2 |
Trample
: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn |
0 | ||
941 | Special K | Green | Common | KA | Artifact – Food |
K may be payed with , then copying a spell or ability
: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards |
0 | |||
942 | Sporeosisaling | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Plant | 1 | 1 | When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it. | 0 | ||
943 | Squirrel Girl | Green | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child | 1 | 2 | Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens) | 0 | ||
944 | Stomposaurus | Green | Common | Creature – Dinosaur | 7 | 6 | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. | 3 | on 12 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
945 | Suit Tailor | Green | Common | Creature – Human Artificer | 1 | 2 | : Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand | 0 | ||
946 | Sungorger Willow | Green | Rare | Creature – Treefolk Angel | * | * |
Sungorger Willow's power and toughness are equal to the number of Forests you control
Return an untapped Forest you control to it's owners hand: Sungorger Willow gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only up to three times each turn. |
0 | ||
947 | Superior Harvest | Green | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment |
All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost less to cast for each Wheatfarm you control
All Grains-Food artifact's abilities cost less to cast for each Grainforest you control |
0 | ||||
948 | Supreme Librarian | Green | Rare | Creature – Human Cleric Artificer | 2 | 2 |
: Create a Book token
: Read a book, if you enjoy it, gain 50 life, activate this ability only on your turn |
0 | ||
949 | Teddy-Bear Picnic | Green | Uncommon | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance | 0 | ||||
950 | The Cycle of Life 1 | Green | Mythic | Enchantment – Saga |
[I] – Create a 0/1 Plant creature token with defender.
[II] – Sacrifice a Plant. If you do, create a 1/2 green Elk creature token and add . [III] – Sacrifice an Elk. If you do, create an 8/8 green Beast creature token with trample. |
0 | ||||
951 | The Eleventh Elf | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Elf Wizard | 11 | 11 | Tap eleven untapped Forests you control, : For the remainder of the match, all values on cards are replaced with 11 or , where either would apply. | 0 | ||
952 | The Street Curry that Grew Forever | Green | Mythic | Artifact Creature – Food Fatso | 9 | 9 |
Trample, Infect 3
: Combine The Street Curry that Grew Forever with another Food or Fatso you control, then you gain 5 life for each symbol in that cards mana cost. Draw three cards : Add , activate this ability only when The Street Curry that Grew Forever Combines with another permanent : The Street Curry that Grew Forever gets +10/+10 until end of turn |
1 | on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
953 | Thicc | Green | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types |
0 | ||||
954 | Treeburn | Green | Rare | Enchantment | Cards in your hand gain Cycling . Whenever you cycle a land you may put it onto the battlefield tapped, this does not count towards your one land per turn. | 0 | ||||
955 | Trybolguud | Green | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever you choose a creature type, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type. | 0 | ||||
956 | Two-Headed Tnaig | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Tnaig Mutant | 0.5 | 0.5 | When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them | 0 | ||
957 | Vivoon | Green | Common | Creature – Vivoon | 3 | 2 | Flying, Flash | 0 | ||
958 | Wall Nut | Green | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Wall | 0 | 2 |
Defender
, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life |
11 | on 07 Jul 2018 by HarrisonA | |
959 | Web | Green | Common | Artifact |
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life |
0 | ||||
960 | Wild Otnak | Green | Common | Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak | 3 | 3 | Trample | 0 | ||
961 | Wild Sense | Green | None | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may put a Beast or Land card revealed this way into your hand. Then, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. | 1 | on 04 Apr 2020 by Froggychum | |||
962 | Wild Soul | Green | Common | Creature – Spirit | 2 | 2 | Flying | 1 | on 21 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
963 | Wildstyle | Green | Uncommon | Enchantment | All Beasts have +1/+1 | 0 | ||||
964 | Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster | Green | Rare | Legendary Creature – Bear Lord | 3 | 5 | : Gain 8 life if you control a Food | 2 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
965 | Yolk Yokel | Green | Common | Creature – Egg Farmer | 1 | 1 | : Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender | 0 | ||
966 | all around good green boy | Green | Uncommon | Creature – Elf | 3 | 4 | : Add and you gain 2 life. | 2 | on 12 Apr 2019 by wurms | |
967 | elp-Mart | Green | Common | Creature – Deer | 1 | 2 | 0 | |||
968 | Advent Calendar | Multicolour | Mythic | AA | Artifact |
At the beginning of each day, target opponent gives you a piece of candy and you put an Empty counter on Advent Calendar
Whenever it's XMas or there are 25 or more Empty counters on Advent Calendar, sacrifice it to add and draw five cards |
0 | |||
969 | Alphabeticality | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
At the beginning of your upkeep choose a letter
All creatures with any of the chosen letters in their name have +1/+1 for each chosen letter in their name, and each time each chosen letter appears |
0 | ||||
970 | Art | Multicolour | Uncommon | A | Instant | Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards | 0 | |||
971 | Berry Minefield | Multicolour | Rare | Land |
Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped
: Add or : Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one: -Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets -You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature |
0 | ||||
972 | Capri Sun | Multicolour | Rare | Artifact – Delectable | : Sacrifice Capri Sun, drink a Capri Sun (tm), gain 4 life, if you consume the beverage in one swallow, gain 8 life instead, then read a dank meme | 0 | ||||
973 | Do it for the LOLS | Multicolour | Common | LOL | Legendary LOL – LOL | Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game | 1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||
974 | Flavorful | Multicolour | Common | A | Instant – Urge | Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text | 0 | |||
975 | Fortune | Multicolour | Rare | AAA | Enchantment |
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Whenever a Block is destroyed, it's controller adds X mana of any one color and gains X life, where X is it's converted mana cost" |
0 | |||
976 | Goldem | Multicolour | Rare | Artifact Creature – Gold Golem | 5 | 5 |
Goldem is Gold
Whenever Goldem attacks or blocks create two Gold tokens |
0 | ||
977 | Homer Simpson | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Simpson Fatso | 2 | 10 |
Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it
Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn |
0 | ||
978 | Honeycomb | Multicolour | Rare | Artifact – Food Structure |
: Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying.
, sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life. |
0 | ||||
979 | Life Up! | Multicolour | Common | Instant |
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G
Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead |
0 | ||||
980 | Looting | Multicolour | Rare | AAA | Enchantment |
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment gains "Whenever the creature this Equipment equips kills another creature, it's controller may gain life equal to the killed creature's converted mana cost" |
0 | |||
981 | Manor Gates | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact – Gate |
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game : Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land |
0 | ||||
982 | New York Cheesecake | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game | 0 | ||||
983 | Pastanaut | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Italian Astronaut | 2 | 3 |
Pastanaut is Gold
: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane |
0 | ||
984 | Pog Collection | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment Creature | * | * | Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own | 0 | ||
985 | Scumbob Swagpants | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord | 10 | 10 |
Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants. Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender |
1 | on 14 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
986 | Spooderman | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Swaglord | 69 | 69 |
When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots
All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types |
0 | ||
987 | Sweeping Edge | Multicolour | Uncommon | AA | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping" |
0 | |||
988 | Swiss Cheese | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food |
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese : Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it |
0 | ||||
989 | The 400th Card! | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary 400 – 400 | All numbers on cards are replaced with 400 | 0 | ||||
990 | The Countdown is at One is a Meme | Multicolour | Rare | Instant | Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source | 0 | ||||
991 | The Journeyed Hero | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Hero | 4 | 4 | Other Heroes you control get +1/+1 | 0 | ||
992 | The Snow Queen | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Lord | 5 | 5 |
Royal (The Snow Queen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever a snow permanent enters the battlefield, you own it for the remainder of the game The Snow Queen has +5/+5 for each Snow permanent you control (this includes lands) When The Snow Queen dies, sacrifice all snow permanents, then deal 5 damage to target player and gain 5 life for each permanent sacrificed this way |
0 | ||
993 | The Thousandfold Hero | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Hero Construct | * | * |
The Thousandfold Hero's power is equal to the total power of Heroes you control.
The Thousandfold Hero's toughness is equal to the total power of Heroes you control The Thousandfold Hero has all the textboxes of Heroes you control. |
1 | on 28 Apr 2019 by Froggychum | |
994 | Treasure Chest | Multicolour | Rare | AA | Artifact |
Treasure Chest is Gold
Storage 4 (As long as there are four or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Treasure Chest and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Treasure Chest for at least one turn.) for artifacts. |
0 | |||
995 | Xob of the Box | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – God | 10 | 10 |
Royal (Xob of the Box is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Storage 100 (As long as there are one hundred or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Xob of the Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Xob of the Box for at least one turn.) |
0 | ||
996 | Bald Eagle | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Bird | 3 | 3 |
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying |
0 | ||
997 | Golden Golem | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Golem | 3 | 3 | Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) | 0 | ||
998 | Golden Hen | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Chicken | 2 | 2 |
Royal (Golden Hen is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
: Create a Golden Egg token |
0 | ||
999 | Pumpkin (Pumpkin Hat) | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Equipment |
Pumpkin is Orange
: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin ‑‑‑‑ Equip Equipped creature has protection from Monsters |
0 | ||||
1000 | Royal Zombie | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Zombie | 2 | 2 |
Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, : Add an amount of equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end. |
0 | ||
1001 | Amazing Astronaut | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Genius Astronaut | 2 | 2 |
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control |
0 | ||
1002 | Basic Jedi // Basic Sith | Multicolour | Uncommon | // | Creature – Jedi // Creature – Sith | 1 // 2 | 2 // 1 |
Protection from Sith
: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn // Protection from Jedi : Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn |
0 | |
1003 | Birthday Clown | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Clown Shaman | 2 | 3 | : Create a Balloon artifact token | 0 | ||
1004 | Boxing Day | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Sorcery |
Choose one:
-Artifacts you control have Storage 2 until end of turn -Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain First Strike and Haste until end of turn |
0 | ||||
1005 | Cancelled! | Multicolour | Common | Instant | Counter target TVShow spell | 0 | ||||
1006 | Cantrip Master | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Wizard | 1 | 3 | You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life. | 0 | ||
1007 | Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) | Multicolour | Common | Artifact | : Target green Food gains ": Gain 1 life" | 2 | on 29 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1008 | Chastity | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment | Creatures cannot become tapped (if an effect would cause them to tap, it does not instead) | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1009 | Clown Clone | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Clown Clone | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
1010 | Devalue | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X | 1 | on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1011 | Eldurr, King of Yerlfott | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Troll Lord | 3 | 5 |
Royal (Eldurr, King of Yerlfott is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever one or more Age counters are placed onto a permanent you don't control, you gain 1 life and draw a card. , tap X other untapped Trolls you control: Draw thrice X cards and you gain thrice X life. |
0 | ||
1012 | Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
0 | ||||
1013 | Gentrification | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment | Spells cost more to cast | 0 | ||||
1014 | Humility | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment | When Humility enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, target creature becomes 1/1. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1015 | Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Artificer Rogue | 3 | 4 |
Tap an untapped Desert you control: Create a Legendary Treasure token named Dune Diamond
Whenever a Treasure enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw three cards unless target player pays you $99.99 |
0 | ||
1016 | Jediism // Sithism | Multicolour | Uncommon | // | Enchantment – Aura // Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature gains ": Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life" // Enchant red or black creature Enchanted creature gains ": Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" |
0 | |||
1017 | Juvenile Correction Facility | Multicolour | Rare | Artifact – Structure |
Child Habitat
: Detain target Child inhabiting this structure. , : Juvenile Correction Facility deals 2 damage to each creature inhabiting this structure. |
0 | ||||
1018 | Patience | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment | Noncreature spells cost more. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1019 | Potty Training | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control. | 0 | ||||
1020 | Set Skeleton | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Skeleton | 3 | 3 | When Set Skeleton enters the battlefield, all cards from My Random Shit in any zone become cards from an expansion of your choice. | 0 | ||
1021 | Skyrocket | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact |
: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket
Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control |
1 | on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1022 | Taryon Darrington | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Artificer | 1 | 2 |
When Taryon Darrington enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with Indestructible and Trample named Doty.
: Create a copy of target artifact. It gains Hexproof this turn. |
3 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1023 | Temperance | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment |
Cumulative Upkeep –
Red spells cost more to cast and red creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays for each creature attacking this way. |
1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1024 | Urbanization | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching
Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card |
0 | ||||
1025 | Wei Jeng of the Azure Blade | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Cultivator | 2 | 4 |
First strike, Ward (Whenever this becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)
Whenever Wei Jeng of the Azure Blade attacks a player, tap up to one target permanent they control. |
0 | ||
1026 | Wewe Yob-Gib | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Curd Genius | 3 | 3 |
: Win everything
Ignore Wewe Yob-Gib (it does not exist) |
0 | ||
1027 | Winged Falconeer | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Artificer | 3 | 4 |
Flying
Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1028 | Wynn Lawmage | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Wizard | 1 | 3 | Hexproof, Unblockable | 0 | ||
1029 | Yedi | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Yeti Jedi | 2 | 2 |
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost. |
0 | ||
1030 | Apartment Complex | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Structure |
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.) At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. |
1 | on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1031 | Bane, the Villain | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Villain Bane | 4 | 4 | Bane, the Villain is the Bane of Heroes | 0 | ||
1032 | Deep-Sea Horror | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Fish Horror | 2 | 2 |
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed. Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. |
3 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1033 | Elidocorc | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Elidocorc | 3 | 3 | Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators | 0 | ||
1034 | Esper Army | Multicolour | Rare | Tribal Enchantment Artifact – Construct Army |
Creatures have base power and toughness 2/2. Those you control among them get -1/-1 and gain Skulk.
: Creatures get +2/+2 until end of turn. |
0 | ||||
1035 | False-Name Nemesis | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Merfolk Rogue | 5 | 3 |
When False-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a target
False-Name Nemesis gains protection from everything else |
0 | ||
1036 | Gult Leader | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Aven Lord | 3 | 3 | Other Birds and Avens you control get +1/+1 and gain ": Look at the top card of your library, if it is a Bird or an Aven you may reveal it to an opponent to force them to discard a card, if they can't they lose 2 life" | 0 | ||
1037 | Keg | Multicolour | Common | Artifact |
: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg |
0 | ||||
1038 | Loan Shark | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Fish Lord | 4 | 3 |
Spells you control have Rental.
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) |
0 | ||
1039 | Preferability | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card | 0 | ||||
1040 | Rotagilla | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Rotagilla | 3 | 3 | Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things | 0 | ||
1041 | Self-Serving Octopus | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Octopus | 8 | 8 | , Sacrifice Self-Serving Octopus: Create eight Calamari tokens | 0 | ||
1042 | Skinnydippery | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn | 0 | ||||
1043 | Uncurd the Anti-Curd | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Curdnt Bane | infinity | infinity |
When Uncurd the Anti-Curd enters the battlefield, destroy each creature with power 0.01 or greater
Uncurd the Anti-Curd is the Bane of Curds |
0 | ||
1044 | Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant | Until end of turn, spells cost more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life. | 0 | ||||
1045 | Wolverine | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Wolverine | 6 | 6 |
Indestructible
, Say "Bub": Target creature cannot block until end of turn , Say "Snikt!": Destroy target creature |
0 | ||
1046 | 4Chandra | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Planeswalker – Chandra | 4 |
+4: Create four Spam tokens
0: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn) -4: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players |
0 | |||
1047 | Aggrocius Murdeath | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Elder Dragon | 28 | 28 | ENDLESSTOUCH | 0 | ||
1048 | Cinammon Challenge | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant – Challenge | Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it) | 1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1049 | Curse Fluency | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled |
0 | ||||
1050 | Death Strike | Multicolour | Uncommon | Sorcery |
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target. |
0 | ||||
1051 | Dom's Hitmyran | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Hitmyran Slave | 7 | 5 |
Haste, Trample, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn)
: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt |
0 | ||
1052 | Draamaa | Multicolour | Common | Tribal Sorcery – Teenager |
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand |
0 | ||||
1053 | El Megataur | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Minotaur Lord | 5 | 3 | Haste | 0 | ||
1054 | Enslave | Multicolour | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it |
0 | ||||
1055 | Father Fodder | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Lord | 5 | 4 | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). | 0 | ||
1056 | Fired!breathing | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains ": Destroy target Worker" |
0 | ||||
1057 | Freakshow | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery |
Spectacle (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Choose one: – Create eight 2/1 red Devil creature tokens with Haste and "When this creature dies it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker" – Create an 8/8 black Monster creature token with Haste, Trample, Menace and "Whenever this creature enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, you may have it deal 8 damage to any target" |
0 | ||||
1058 | Gym Teacher | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Evil Teacher | 7 | 5 |
Trample, Menace, Intimidate, Haste, Deathtouch
Students you control with power or toughness 2 or less get -2/-2 and Students you control with power or toughness 4 or more get +4/+4 |
0 | ||
1059 | Hellbent Topdecker | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Idiot | 3 | 3 | Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste | 0 | ||
1060 | Hellhound | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Demon Hound | 2 | 2 | Haste | 2 | on 25 Dec 2017 by Vitenka | |
1061 | Joker | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Clown Villain | 4 | 1 | Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.) | 0 | ||
1062 | Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Cultivator | 3 | 2 |
Haste
Whenever Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword attacks an opponent or is target by a spell or ability they control, deal damage equal to his attack divided among creatures they control. |
1 | on 07 Nov 2021 by Froggychum | |
1063 | Minitaur | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Minotaur Child | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1064 | Noogie | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant – Urge | Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game | 0 | ||||
1065 | PVP Format | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment | : Target player fights another target player, any player may activate this ability, whoever wins may draw a card | 0 | ||||
1066 | Rakdos Party-Time! | Multicolour | Rare | Sorcery |
Deathtouch
Rakdos Party-Time! deals 1 damage to all creatures. |
1 | on 04 Nov 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1067 | Sin Fyip | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Fyip | 4 | 3 | Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life) | 0 | ||
1068 | Swiper, He who Swipes | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue | 2 | 3 |
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours , Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life |
0 | ||
1069 | The Mad Hatter | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Artificer | 4 | 2 |
Indestructible
: Create a Hat token and The Mad Hatter shocks any target, then you flip a coin. When it lands on heads, The Mad Hatter shocks itself |
0 | ||
1070 | Alphabet Soup | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food |
: Add or and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life |
0 | ||||
1071 | Couch Potato | Multicolour | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso | 2 | 5 |
Defender
: Remove from target player. |
0 | ||
1072 | Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex | Multicolour | Common | // | Instant // Instant | Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it // Remove target opposed creature you control from combat | 0 | |||
1073 | Grog Strongjaw | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Goliath Barbarian | 5 | 5 |
Haste, Trample, Indestructible, Protection from blue
You may exert Grog Strongjaw as it attacks. If you do, it gets +3/+3 this turn. |
1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1074 | Hot Dog | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Wolf Elemental | 2 | 2 | Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste | 0 | ||
1075 | Hydrophobe | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Weird | 5 | 5 |
Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Menace, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying
Hydrophobic (Hydrophobe cannot be in play if a blue thing is) |
0 | ||
1076 | Hydrophobia | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment | Everything has Hydrophobia | 0 | ||||
1077 | Mario | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Human Worker | 2 | 3 |
Jump Boost 2 (: Move Mario up to two inches.)
: Destroy target Block or Monster. |
0 | ||
1078 | Missing 420 | Multicolour | Common | Instant |
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game. |
0 | ||||
1079 | Ragemancer | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Viashino Wizard | 4 | 3 | : Ragemancer deals 1 damage to target creature. If it survives, put a +1/+1 counter on it. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1080 | Ravishing Alphasaur | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Dinosaur | 6 | 6 |
Trample, Haste, Menace
Whenever Ravishing Alphasaur deals combat damage to a player, untap all lands you control and Ravishing Alphasaur deals that much damage to each creature they control with power 4 or less. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1081 | Roreh, Beastly Rereh | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast | 8 | 8 |
Haste, Trample, Roaring (: Target creature can't block Roreh, Beastly Rereh until end of turn)
: Roreh deals damage equal to thrice it's power to any target Pay a quarter of a or a : Roreh gets +X+5/+X+5 until end of turn where X is the amount of damage dealt this game |
0 | ||
1082 | Animemal | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Anime-Protagonist | 2 | 2 | When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game | 0 | ||
1083 | Cat Royale | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Cat Lord | 2 | 4 |
Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them |
1 | on 27 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
1084 | Charity | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they create a Gold token, they gain 3 life, and they put a +1/+1 counter on target creature they control. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1085 | Codename: Equestrian | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Centaur | 3 | 5 |
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample |
0 | ||
1086 | Diligence | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment |
Creatures with Vigilance get +1/+1.
Creatures with one or more +1/+1 counters on them have Vigilance. |
1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1087 | Doggo | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Hound | 2 | 2 |
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo (Doggo transforms into Old Friend) |
0 | ||
1088 | Ewe Aven | Multicolour | Uncommon | Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird | 2 | 2 |
: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game |
0 | ||
1089 | Experienced Shaman | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Elf Shaman | 2 | 2 | Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2. | 1 | on 08 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |
1090 | Far-Trek Explorer | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Nomad | 2 | 3 |
Banding with Nomads
Nomads you control have +1/+2 and First Strike Sacrifice Far-Trek Explorer: You may search your library for an Expedition and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library |
0 | ||
1091 | Finishing Move #9: Siege of the City by the Circle of Nature's Sanctuary; Assault of the Stewards of Gaea's Light | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Populate three times. Until end of turn, combat damage cannot be prevented and creatures you control with one or more +1/+1 counters on them gain Protection from Everything.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
1 | on 03 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
1092 | Funny Knee | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card. | 0 | ||||
1093 | Garden of Eden | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Artifact – Structure |
Habitat
, tap an untapped creature inhabiting this structure: You gain 4 life. |
0 | ||||
1094 | Gratitude | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may pay . If you do, you gain X life and untap X target lands you control. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1095 | Hummingbyrd | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Bird | 1 | 1 | Flying, Super haste | 0 | ||
1096 | Katy Perry | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Celebrity Musician | 2 | 2 | : Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token | 0 | ||
1097 | Ken Toe | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Human Mutant | 3 | 2 |
Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe |
0 | ||
1098 | Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance (Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning) | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Artificer ‑‑‑‑ Legendary Creature – God Cleric |
4 ‑‑‑‑ 8 |
4 ‑‑‑‑ 8 |
Indestructible, Hexproof
Food tokens you control have Indestructible and Hexproof , : Create a Food token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn for each Food token you control. , : Transform Lord Schnatter, Bringer of Sustenance. ‑‑‑‑ Indestructible, Shroud , , Sacrifice Patriarch Johnathan, Harbinger of Reckoning and forty Food tokens: Take thirty additional turns after this one. |
7 | on 26 May 2020 by Froggychum | |
1099 | Old Friend | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Hound | 2 | 3 |
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn |
1 | on 19 Jan 2018 by Froggychum | |
1100 | Othojai the Sidekick Dragon | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Land Creature – Pokemon Dragon Hero | 3 | 3 | Flying, Vigilance | 0 | ||
1101 | Proletariat | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Farmer Worker | 1 | 1 |
: Create a Food token
: Create an Artifact token |
0 | ||
1102 | Rangery | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment |
When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play |
0 | ||||
1103 | Raw Egg (Cooked Egg) | Multicolour | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Egg ‑‑‑‑ Artifact Creature – Food Egg |
: Transform Raw Egg ‑‑‑‑ Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life |
0 | ||||
1104 | Royal Kobra | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Snake Lord | 4 | 4 | Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) | 0 | ||
1105 | Tiger King | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Cat Lord | 3 | 3 |
When Tiger King enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Cat you control.
Cats you control have Trample and Hexproof and enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. |
1 | on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum | |
1106 | Tuna Sammich | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact – Food | , Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). | 0 | ||||
1107 | Wildlife Crossing | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Pay or : Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield | 0 | ||||
1108 | Yolk Folk | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Egg Farmer Worker | 1 | 1 | : Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender | 0 | ||
1109 | 9Gagideon | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Planeswalker – Gideon | 9 |
+9: Create nine Spam tokens
0: Target creature destroys itself. You gain life equal to the number of times it was dealt combat damage ever -9: Creatures get Scarred 420. Triple all poison counters on players (both until end of turn) |
0 | |||
1110 | Asterisk | Multicolour | Common | Instant |
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
0 | ||||
1111 | Avatar of Coin | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Avatar | 7 | 7 |
Haste, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Avatar of Coin enters the battlefield or attacks, target player loses 10 life and another target player gains 10 life. : Return Avatar of Coin to it's owners hand : Undying this turn. : Avatar of Coin deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life. |
1 | on 11 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1112 | Bad Doctor | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Cleric | 1 | 3 | When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn. | 0 | ||
1113 | Bourgeois | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord | 1 | 1 |
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois |
0 | ||
1114 | Child Soldier | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Child Soldier | 2 | 1 |
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone |
0 | ||
1115 | Creationism | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life | 0 | ||||
1116 | Critical Hypocrisy | Multicolour | Mythic | Enchantment |
Whenever a player is hypocritical, put a Critical counter on Critical Hypocrisy
: Remove five Critical counters from Critical Hypocrisy, sacrifice Critical Hypocrisy, target player who has been hypocritical this game is Rekt, and you gain 5 life |
0 | ||||
1117 | Draining Drain | Multicolour | Mythic | Artifact | : Draining Drain destroys target creature, then drains 5 to that creature's controller | 0 | ||||
1118 | EA | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment – Logo | As an additional cost for players to cast spells, they must pay $2.00 CAD, this payment may not be countered or prevented | 0 | ||||
1119 | Elitism | Multicolour | Rare | Instant |
Elitism is Gold
Destroy all creatures with less than $12.00 CAD on them, then gain 10 life |
0 | ||||
1120 | Elitist | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Advisor | 1 | 4 |
Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost |
0 | ||
1121 | Envy | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever a player attacks with two or more creatures, they sacrifice half of them. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1122 | Finishing Move #7: The Bringer of Deaths Deserved; Massacre of Immortals | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. For each permanent exiled this way, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
1 | on 02 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
1123 | GamBling | Multicolour | Common | Artifact |
GamBling is Gold
: Add or only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn |
0 | ||||
1124 | Gambling on Lives | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it | 0 | ||||
1125 | Genocide | Multicolour | Rare | Sorcery |
As an additional cost to cast Genocide, choose a creature type.
Destroy all creatures of the chosen type, then exile all cards of the chosen type from all graveyards. |
0 | ||||
1126 | Guilty Verdict | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant | Destroy target creature that attacked this turn | 0 | ||||
1127 | Harambe, the Unforgotten | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Ape Swaglord | 5 | 5 |
: Create a Spam token.
, , Sacrifice Harambe, the Unforgotten: Internetians you control get +X/+0 and cannot be blocked by Children this turn. |
0 | ||
1128 | Hciragic, the Chainsmoker | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Druggy | 2 | 3 |
: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens
: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked |
0 | ||
1129 | Health Freaking | Multicolour | Uncommon | { | Instant | Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross | 0 | |||
1130 | Hurdur's Throneboi | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Orc Slave | 2 | 2 |
: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn. |
0 | ||
1131 | Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Orc Lord | 3 | 5 |
Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life. , tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life. |
0 | ||
1132 | Hypocrite | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Donkey | 2 | 2 | You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn | 0 | ||
1133 | Hypocritical Hippocricket | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot | 1 | 5 |
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target – Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn. Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. |
0 | ||
1134 | Internet Troll | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Troll Internetian | 2 | 3 | : Create a Spam token | 0 | ||
1135 | Israphel | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – ??? | 5 | 5 |
Indestructible
Whenever Israphel attacks, create a Tainted Sand token with "Sacrifice this token: Put an Infect counter on target player" |
0 | ||
1136 | Kit Hoarder | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Artificer | 1 | 4 |
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature |
0 | ||
1137 | Knightmare | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Knight Nightmare Horse | 4 | 4 | Deathtouch, Vigilance | 0 | ||
1138 | Knightmare One Year Later | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare | 3 | 3 | Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay to destroy target creature defending player controls. | 0 | ||
1139 | Michael Jackson | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Dancer | 2 | 3 |
, : Move Michael Jackson. When you do, untap all creatures you control.
When Michael Jackson enters the battlefield, you gain 100 life. When Michael Jackson dies, you lose 100 life. |
0 | ||
1140 | Nun | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Idiot | 1 | 1 |
Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life |
0 | ||
1141 | PHIL FACE | Multicolour | Mythic | Enchantment Artifact | : You may play target Vampire or Demon card from your graveyard for free | 0 | ||||
1142 | Penguin | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Penguin | 1 | 1 |
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming) |
0 | ||
1143 | Pingu, The Terrorizer | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Penguin Demon | 2 | 2 |
Hexproof
: Say Noot Noot, you now have power over reality... |
0 | ||
1144 | Polar Opposition | Multicolour | Mythic | Enchantment | All words on all cards are replaced by their opposites, if there is no opposite for a word, it is left the same | 0 | ||||
1145 | Prison Warden | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Warden | 4 | 5 | : Exile target creature then return it to the battlefield triple-tapped (it must be untapped thrice before it can be fully untapped, each untapping makes it one less tapped) and inhabit it onto a Gate for free, it cannot be removed for X turns where X is five plus the amount of damage its dealt this game. It cannot do anything until end of turn (it cannot attack or block, tap, activate abilities or have it's static or triggered abilities function) | 0 | ||
1146 | Sad Clown | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Clown Demon Horror | 2 | 2 | Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch | 0 | ||
1147 | Snipery | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach | 0 | ||||
1148 | Spammingbyrd | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Bird Troll | 1 | 2 |
Flying
: Create a Spam token |
0 | ||
1149 | Spawnkill | Multicolour | Common | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill | 0 | ||||
1150 | Victorian Strike! | Multicolour | Uncommon | Sorcery | Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it | 0 | ||||
1151 | Wipe from Legends | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Sorcery | Target creature loses the Legendary supertype | 0 | ||||
1152 | Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises | Multicolour | Common | Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson | 2.13 | 2.13 |
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it |
0 | ||
1153 | Ass Carcass | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Zombie Donkey | 2 | 3 | 0 | |||
1154 | Bacteria-Feeder | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Insect | 2 | 3 |
Flying
When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1155 | Biological Warfare | Multicolour | Mythic | Instant |
Destroy all non-green, non-black creatures.
All non-green, non-black creatures get +4/-2 until end of turn |
0 | ||||
1156 | Bog Slug | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Slug | 4 | 4 |
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample , : Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1157 | Emu Gel | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Bird Ooze | 3 | 2 | Trample | 0 | ||
1158 | Fartnite | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally" |
1 | on 07 Feb 2018 by Froggychum | |||
1159 | Fat Ass (the Second) | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Donkey Fatso | 2 | 3 | Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add .) | 0 | ||
1160 | Fatboi | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Fatso | 2 | 3 | Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add .) | 0 | ||
1161 | Gag Reflex | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token |
0 | ||||
1162 | Hippocricket | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Hippo Insect | 2 | 4 | Trample, Flying | 0 | ||
1163 | Hungry Hungry Hippo | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Hippo | 5 | 5 |
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn. |
0 | ||
1164 | Landwalking Dead | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Zombie | 2 | 2 | Landwalk | 0 | ||
1165 | Laughing Gas | Multicolour | Common | Enchantment | Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller | 0 | ||||
1166 | Leopard Leper | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Leper Cat | X | X+1 |
Leopard Leper enters the battlefield with X -1/-1 counters on it
Remove a -1/-1 counter from Leopard Leper: Target player loses 2 life |
3 | on 29 Dec 2017 by Tahazzar | |
1167 | Leperboi | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Leper | 1 | 1 | : Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way | 0 | ||
1168 | Leprosy | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment – Curse | Enchanted player sacrifices one handful of their skin every turn, then gains a poison counter | 0 | ||||
1169 | Medusa, Queen of Gorgons | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Gorgon Lord | 7 | 7 |
Royal (Medusa, Queen of Gorgons is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Other Gorgons you control get +3/+3 and gain Deathtouch. : Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types, and cannot attack or block for as long as it is a statue. : Medusa drains 2 to any target. |
2 | on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |
1170 | Moldmonster | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Monster | 4 | 4 | : Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less | 0 | ||
1171 | Naga Nagger // Hag Nag | Multicolour | Uncommon | // | Creature – Naga // Creature – Hag | 1 // 4 | 3 // 4 |
Deathtouch, Hexproof // Trample
Tapprice (Any player may tap Hag Nag at any time by paying , where X is Hag Nag's CMC.) |
0 | |
1172 | Pharmer // Farmacist | Multicolour | Uncommon | // | Creature – Human Farmer Horror // Creature – Human Cleric Horror | 2 // 2 | 2 // 2 | : Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill // : Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot | 0 | |
1173 | Phlebotomous Hippopotamus | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Hippo Vampire | 7 | 10 |
Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power |
0 | ||
1174 | Pothead | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Idiot | 2 | 3 | : Create a PoisonVial token | 0 | ||
1175 | Salvagery | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card | 0 | ||||
1176 | Slave Mill | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact | , tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card. | 0 | ||||
1177 | Spamfeaster | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Troll Horror Beast Lord | 4 | 4 | Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam. | 0 | ||
1178 | Spewmorrow | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Horror | 7 | 7 |
Deathtouch, Flash
Whenever Spewmorrow enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create seven Barf tokens and lose 7 life |
0 | ||
1179 | Stack Clog | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Unspeakable |
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
0 | ||||
1180 | Survivor of Skeentith | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Survivalist | 4 | 4 |
Whenever Survivor of Skeentith is dealt damage, if it survives and has less than 0.25 toughness, you win the game
: Survivor of Skeentith's toughness becomes 0.01 until end of turn |
0 | ||
1181 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle | 2 | 2 |
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it |
0 | ||
1182 | The Necrosaurus | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Zombie Dinosaur | 7 | 7 |
The Necrosaurus cannot be countered.
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect |
0 | ||
1183 | Venus Flytrap | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Plant Monster | 4 | 2 |
Defender
Whenever Venus Flytrap blocks an Insect creature, destroy that creature, then gain 1 life |
0 | ||
1184 | Weathered Speck | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Germ | 1 | 2 | When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1185 | Wurmhole | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact | , : Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way. | 0 | ||||
1186 | Aqua Man | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Superhuman Hero Merfolk | 4 | 4 |
Islandwalk, Swimming, Hexproof
: Create two 2/2 Fish creature tokens with Swimming |
0 | ||
1187 | Blue Jellyfish | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Jellyfish | 2 | 2 |
Flying, Haste
: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token |
1 | on 15 Feb 2019 by Vitenka | |
1188 | Customian Changeling | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Shapeshifter | 6 | 6 | Customian Changeling is all Customian creature types | 0 | ||
1189 | Djinnsect | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Djinn Insect | 2 | 4 |
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change. , Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell. |
0 | ||
1190 | Evolve | Multicolour | Common | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it | 0 | ||||
1191 | Evonucard | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Nucard God | * | * | Evonucard has the text boxes of Imprinted things | 0 | ||
1192 | Hyperwing Vivoon | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Vivoon | 4 | 3 |
Flying, Flash
: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card |
0 | ||
1193 | Nucard | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Nucard | 2 | 2 |
: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it |
0 | ||
1194 | Scalefin | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Lizard Fish | 1 | 2 |
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1195 | Trade | Multicolour | Common | Instant | Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.) | 0 | ||||
1196 | Verbfish | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Fish | 5 | 5 | 0 | |||
1197 | Watermelon | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food | Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability | 0 | ||||
1198 | Add Frenzy | Multicolour | Common | Instant |
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm |
0 | ||||
1199 | Cybervivoon | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Vivoon Cyborg | 3 | 1 |
Flying, Flash
: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card |
0 | ||
1200 | Domino Art | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, gain 5 life | 0 | ||||
1201 | Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards | Multicolour | Common | Instant – Urge | Create a card, then put it into your hand | 2 | on 22 Jun 2018 by Vitenka | |||
1202 | Gucci Ganger | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Rogue |
Gucci Ganger is Purple
: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield |
0 | ||||
1203 | Masterpiece Artist | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Human Artificer | 2 | 3 |
Artifacts you control gain ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any colors"
Sacrifice Masterpiece Artist: Search your library for a Masterpiece and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library |
0 | ||
1204 | Nicknamery | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
: Change the name of target creature to a name of your choice, this creature becomes Nicknamed
Whenever an opponent doesn't use the Nicknamed creature's new name, shock them, unless they allow you to draw a card |
3 | on 21 Dec 2017 by Vitenka | |||
1205 | Randomize | Multicolour | Common | Instant | Target card becomes another random card until end of turn | 0 | ||||
1206 | Rose Water | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card | 0 | ||||
1207 | Scanlan Shorthalt | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Gnome Bard | 1 | 2 |
When Scanlan Shorthalt enters the battlefield, choose a card you own outside the game and put it into your hand.
Whenever a legendary creature you control becomes targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless it's controller pays . |
1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1208 | Shivari the Spellspammer | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Wizard | 2 | 3 |
Companion – Each card in your deck has converted mana cost 3 or less.
You draw an additional card during each of your draw steps. |
0 | ||
1209 | Speed Demon | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Demon | 0 | 1 |
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon
: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon |
0 | ||
1210 | Wet Willie | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant – Urge | Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game | 0 | ||||
1211 | 401ster | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Clone Soldier | 0 | 1 | 0 | |||
1212 | Batta Lion | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Lion | 3 | 3 |
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking |
0 | ||
1213 | Clone Trooper | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Clone Soldier | 2 | 2 | Haste, Vigilance | 0 | ||
1214 | Codename: Fencing | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Rogue Warrior | 3 | 1 |
First Strike
: +0/+1 : +1/+0 |
0 | ||
1215 | Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Faerie | 2 | 2 |
Flying, Hexproof
: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token |
0 | ||
1216 | Eager Eagle | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Bird | 3 | 2 |
Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn. Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.) |
0 | ||
1217 | Elvis the King | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Bard Lord | 3 | 3 |
Royal (Elvis the King is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
: Each player listens to a song by Elvis. For each player that shows emotion, you gain 7 life. |
0 | ||
1218 | Finishing Move #8: Climactic Victory of the Battle Against the Dark Aristocracy by the Church of Revolutions | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery – Finisher |
Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature you control. Untap them, they gain Haste.
You lose the game at the end of this turn |
0 | ||||
1219 | Henchantment | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment | All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types | 0 | ||||
1220 | Iron Man | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero | 2 | 3 |
Iron Man is Gold
Flying Whenever Iron Man deals combat damage to a creature, you may draw a card for each Gold permanent you control : Create a Gold token |
0 | ||
1221 | Pink Eye | Multicolour | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect |
0 | ||||
1222 | Queen of Hearts | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Human Lord |
Royal (Queen of Hearts is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
When Queen of Hearts enters the battlefield, you may choose to make it pink for the remainder of the game All creatures gain ": Breed this creature with another target creature that shares a type or color with it" and ": Tap all creatures breeding with this creature, create three Baby tokens for each creature tapped this way, then gain 3 life for each Baby token you control, activate this ability only once per game" |
0 | ||||
1223 | Sun Fyip | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Fyip | 2 | 2 | Firebreathing, Lifelink | 0 | ||
1224 | Suna // Lana | Multicolour | Uncommon | // | Legendary Creature – Human // Legendary Creature – Human | 1 // 1 | 1 // 1 | 0 | ||
1225 | Thor | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero God Elemental Viking | 4 | 3 |
Flying
Thor has +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it As long as Thor has power of 12 or more, spells in your hand gain Storm |
0 | ||
1226 | Vitenka, My Bae | Multicolour | Mythic | INFINI OH | Creature – Swaglord | 42 | 42 | Vitenka is the best. Everyone knows it | 1 | on 22 Oct 2017 by Froggychum |
1227 | Wrath | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever one or more creatures attack or block, Wrath deals 4 damage to each of those creatures. | 1 | on 14 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1228 | Eldrago | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Beyblade – Dragon Lord | 0 | 7 |
Royal, Unblockable.
: Eldrago gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total power of Dragons you control. , Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game. |
0 | ||
1229 | Four-Dimensional Chess | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment – Self-Realization |
Each 0.25 seconds, players play four concurrent subgames of Chess, while in orbit around Earth, and while having 1 lbs of LSD in their body.
At the end of each turn, if one player won all four subgames played this turn, they gain 100 life and draw nine cards. |
0 | ||||
1230 | General Grievous | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Cyborg Soldier Lord | 4 | 2 |
General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it.
Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn. |
0 | ||
1231 | Iacian Brainiac | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Braniac Citizen | 3 | 3 | 0 | |||
1232 | Klan Kahn | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Soldier Lord | 3 | 3 | Whenever another Soldier you control deals combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it. | 0 | ||
1233 | Klan Trooper | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Clone Soldier | 2 | 3 |
: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn : Destroy target Black or Slave creature |
0 | ||
1234 | Lord Percival de Rolo | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Artificer | 3 | 4 |
Lord Percival de Rolo enters the battlefield with six Grit counters on it.
Whenever Lord Percival de Rolo attacks, you may remove exactly one Grit counter from it. If you do, create a Firearm artifact token attached to it. |
1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1235 | Lunar Butcher | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Wizard Warrior | * | * |
Lunar Butcher's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands that have left the battlefield this turn plus four
: Destroy target land, then exile it from it's owners graveyard. : Exile target nonbasic land until end of turn : Return target land to it's owners hand, their maximum hand size increases by one this turn. |
0 | ||
1236 | Manhunt | Multicolour | Rare | Sorcery | Draw cards until you draw a Male Human creature card, if you do not, you lose the game | 0 | ||||
1237 | OCDManiac | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Idiot | 1 | 1 |
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics |
0 | ||
1238 | The Hunt for Mike Hunt | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery | Draw card until you draw a card named Mike Hunt, if you don't you lose the game, otherwise gain 1 life for each card you drew | 0 | ||||
1239 | Ceecyren, Sea Siren | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Siren | 6 | 6 |
Ceecyren, Sea Siren is the Bane of Pirates
: Destroy each Vehicle within 100 lightyears of Ceecyren |
0 | ||
1240 | Cruel Pranktimatum | Multicolour | Rare | Sorcery |
Cruel Pranktimatum can't be countered
Play a prank on any number of opponents. For each opponent that cheers or compliments you, target player draws or discards three cards For each opponent that cries, choose one: -Return target creature to the battlefield and put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's black it gains Deathtouch for the remainder of the game -Destroy target creature with or without Indestructible For each opponent that laughs, you gain 3 life or deal 3 damage to any target for each red creature you control If players doesn't cheer, compliment you, cry or laugh, you gain 20 life and search your library for a card and put it onto the battlefield for free |
3 | on 07 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1241 | Exadamus, Beyond Perfect | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Planeswalker – Exadamus | 13 |
+3: You may cast a spell for free
0: Destroy any target -3: You get an emblem with "Attacking creatures you control get +3/+0 and have Haste and Trample" -7: Add mana in any combinations of colors equal to the number of cards in graveyards |
3 | on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum | ||
1242 | Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Cat Demon Alien | 0 | 0 |
When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size
: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library. : +4/+0 until end of turn : Destroy all Johns |
0 | ||
1243 | I, Aye, Captain! | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
As long as you control I, Aye, Captain!, you are a 4/3 Grixis Pirate creature with ": Untap another target Pirate creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature". You are still a player.
Every Man has a Price... (Any player may pay , where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it.) |
0 | ||||
1244 | The Boss Baby | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord | 1 | 3 |
: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn. : Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn. : Target player gives you $100.00 CAD. |
0 | ||
1245 | Vax'ildan Vessar | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Rogue | 3 | 2 |
Hexproof, Haste, Double-Strike
Whenever Vax'ildan Vessar attacks alone, you may an untapped creature you control. If you do, destroy target permanent. |
1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1246 | Carolina Reaper | Multicolour | Mythic | Artifact – Delectable | : Target player eats a Carolina Reaper, if they show pain, they lose the game, and are destroyed and you deal X damage to all creatures you don't control, where X is thrice the destroyed players life total | 0 | ||||
1247 | Celery Cerberus | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Plant Hound | 4 | 4 | Trample, Haste | 0 | ||
1248 | Ghost Pepper | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact – Food | : Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make | 0 | ||||
1249 | Grumpy Cat | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Cat Internetian | 2 | 5 | : Cats and Internetians you control get +2/+2 until end of turn | 0 | ||
1250 | Infernal Pig | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Pig Demon | 5 | 5 | When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig. | 0 | ||
1251 | Kaktuzz | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Cactus Swaglord | 6 | 6 | 0 | |||
1252 | Sand Block (Glass Block) | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Block ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Block |
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
, : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches. Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. ‑‑‑‑ , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter |
0 | ||||
1253 | Slithering Ekam | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Snake | 3 | 3 | 0 | |||
1254 | Teenager | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot | 13 | 13 | 0 | |||
1255 | Touchdown! | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant |
Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.
Each player that wins the game, draws two cards |
0 | ||||
1256 | Whispering Deadbeet | Multicolour | Mythic | Artifact Creature – Food Zombie | 0 | 1 | : Exile or Move target Parent, it loses it's Parent creature type. Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, destroy all tokens created with that Parent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Whispering Deadbeet for each token destroyed this way, then an additional two +1/+1 counters for each Child destroyed this way, and then an additional ten +1/+1 counters for each Baby destroyed this way. Whispering Deadbeet deals damage equal to it's power to target non-blue non-black opponent. | 0 | ||
1257 | Callhorn Battleback | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Dinosaur | 3 | 4 | Whenever Callhorn Battleback attacks, you may put a Dinosaur card with converted mana cost 4 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. | 1 | on 01 May 2020 by Froggychum | |
1258 | Candy Bear | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact Creature – Food Bear | 2 | 2 | : Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws | 0 | ||
1259 | Caninus Archmage | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Hound Wizard | 3 | 1 | Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step | 0 | ||
1260 | Felinus Archmage | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Cat Wizard | 1 | 3 | : You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less | 0 | ||
1261 | Mr Happy, Christmas Poop | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Anthropomorphist | 4 | 4 |
Double Strike
When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control. |
0 | ||
1262 | Nayasaur | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Dinosaur | 3 | 3 | Trample | 0 | ||
1263 | Santa Claus, Northern Presentmaster | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Titan Fatso | 5 | 5 |
: Wrap X gifts for target opponent
: Target opponent gains control of a gift you wrapped this game. : Force target opponent to open a gift they control but you own. |
0 | ||
1264 | Vex'ahlia Vessar | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Archer | 2 | 2 |
Range
When Vex'ahlia Vessar enters the battlefield, create a legendary 4/3 green Bear creature token with Trample and Indestructible named Trinket. : Put a Hex counter on target creature or player and Vex'ahlia Vessar deals 1 damage to that target. |
2 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1265 | XMas Present | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact | , , Sacrifice XMas Present: Draw a card for each creature you control that shares a color with XMas Present | 0 | ||||
1266 | XMas Shopping | Multicolour | Rare | Sorcery | Search your library for X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control | 0 | ||||
1267 | Bane of Arthropods | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites |
0 | ||||
1268 | Call to the Evilkillingfeast | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant | You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield | 0 | ||||
1269 | Cheese Wizard | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Wizard Fatso | 4 | 3 | : You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free | 0 | ||
1270 | Chug Jug | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Artifact – Food |
Wait 15 seconds, , Sacrifice Chug Jug: Choose one:
-Heal target creature and put one hundred +1/+1 counters on it -Your starting life total becomes 100. Your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Your shield total becomes 100 |
0 | ||||
1271 | Dance Therapy | Multicolour | Rare | Silly Tribal Sorcery – Idiot |
Move any number of creatures. Remove all counters from creatures moved this way.
Draw two cards. |
0 | ||||
1272 | Miller Mulligan | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Gamer | 1 | 3 |
Hexproof
Whenever a player discards a card or draws a card, they exile the top three cards of their library Whenever a player exiles a card from their library, they discard their hand |
0 | ||
1273 | Punjabi | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever an opponent Laughs, Punjabi shocks them | 0 | ||||
1274 | Club Bouncer | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Beast | 50 | 50 | : Bounce target creature with less than eighteen Age counters on it | 2 | on 08 Jul 2018 by wurms | |
1275 | Cut in Twain | Multicolour | Rare | Instant | Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces | 0 | ||||
1276 | Destruction by Association | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is destroyed, all creature's it's controller controls gain a Destruction counter | 0 | ||||
1277 | Donald Trump | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – President | 5 | 5 |
When Donald Trump enters the battlefield destroy all Mexicans
Whenever Donald Trump attacks, create a 3/3 Wall creature token with Defender and Hexproof |
0 | ||
1278 | Hurdur's Amusement | Multicolour | Uncommon | Sorcery | Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn | 0 | ||||
1279 | Killer Clown | Multicolour | None | Creature – Clown Demon Horror Soldier | 4 | 2 | Haste | 0 | ||
1280 | Mardurize | Multicolour | Rare | Instant – Clanwash | Target creature becomes Mardu | 0 | ||||
1281 | Norsery | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact – Structure |
Child Habitat
: Put a Healing counter on target creature. : Put a Cruelty counter on target creature. : Put a Barbaric counter on target creature. Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. |
3 | on 20 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1282 | Orc of Mykazoo | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Orc Warrior | 2 | 3 | Trample, Menace | 0 | ||
1283 | Pivipi, Battle Goddess | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Warrior God | 6 | 6 |
Royal (Pivipi, Battle Goddess is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Triple Strike, Super Haste and can only be blocked by five or more creatures with converted mana cost 25 or greater.
Pivipi gets +3/+3 for each Equipment attached to it beyond the first. |
0 | ||
1284 | Western Bounty Hunter | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Human Mercenary | 4 | 3 |
Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control. , : This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead. |
1 | on 22 Jun 2018 by Froggychum | |
1285 | Teamer | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Internetian Child | 1 | 1 |
Pay , , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with |
1 | on 08 Jul 2018 by Froggychum | |
1286 | Temursaur | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Dinosaur | 3 | 3 | Trample | 0 | ||
1287 | Termurate | Multicolour | Rare | Instant – Clanwash | Target creature becomes Temur | 0 | ||||
1288 | Watermark Rosewatermark | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – Human Gamer | 2 | 100 |
Watermark Rosewatermark has every Watermark.
: Create a card with a watermark, put it into your hand. |
0 | ||
1289 | Abzanize | Multicolour | Rare | Instant – Clanwash | Target creature becomes Abzan | 0 | ||||
1290 | Dog Fart // Cat Puke | Multicolour | Uncommon | // | Tribal Instant – Hound // Tribal Instant – Cat |
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn // Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays |
1 | on 12 May 2019 by Froggychum | ||
1291 | Bluecollarism | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment | All Workers get +1/+1 and have ": Draw a card" | 0 | ||||
1292 | Hyperness | Multicolour | Uncommon | Enchantment |
Pay , or : Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life -You loot 2 -Hyperness shocks up to two targets each |
0 | ||||
1293 | Jeskaify | Multicolour | Rare | Instant – Clanwash | Target creature becomes Jeskai | 0 | ||||
1294 | Ninja the Pro | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – YouTuber Human Ninja Gamer | 6 | 6 |
Protection from Gamers
Gameovertouch |
0 | ||
1295 | Patriotism | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
When Patriotism enters the battlefield choose a nationality
All creatures of the chosen nationality have +3/+3 |
0 | ||||
1296 | Basilisk | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Leviathon | 4 | 3 |
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block |
0 | ||
1297 | Durian a la Monkeybrains | Multicolour | Uncommon | Artifact – Delectable |
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card |
0 | ||||
1298 | Dweller of Two-Worlds | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Frog | 4 | 4 |
: Take an extra turn after this one
: Each other player with four or more land cards in their graveyard loses the game : Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample this turn. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1299 | Greed Assassin | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Naga Assassin | 2 | 4 |
Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards. – Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. |
0 | ||
1300 | Hoodwinker | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Shapeshifter Rogue | 2 | 1 |
Changeling, Shroud and cannot be blocked.
Whenever Hoodwinker deals combat damage to a player, choose one: – You gain control of target permanent they control – Draw three cards – They exile the top ten cards of their library |
0 | ||
1301 | No Man's Land | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
When No Man's Land enters the battlefield, play it down anywhere on the board
Pay , or : Move a Land you control, so that it touches No Man's Land, that land no longer has abilities. At the beginning of each end step, exile all Males touching No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it Males may not be moved off of No Man's Land or any Lands connected to it |
5 | on 20 Dec 2017 by Vitenka | |||
1302 | Sultainate | Multicolour | Rare | Instant – Clanwash | Target creature becomes Sultai | 0 | ||||
1303 | Vegetal Bepis | Multicolour | Common | Artifact – Food Unspeakable |
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
1 | on 22 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1304 | Cut in Mark Twain | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Instant |
Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces
Create three Book tokens and draw three cards |
0 | ||||
1305 | Slots Jackpot! | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Instant – Urge | Target creature wins the game | 0 | ||||
1306 | Yando'Mhit | Multicolour | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary | 2 | 2 |
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters. |
0 | ||
1307 | Fun Guy | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Human Fungus Swaglord | 2 | 2 | : Heal each creature | 0 | ||
1308 | Homelessness | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
When Homelessness enters the battlefield, if was spent to cast it, sacrifice it.
Structures cannot be inhabited |
0 | ||||
1309 | Janitor | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Human Worker | 1 | 4 | When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them. | 1 | on 03 Jul 2019 by Froggychum | |
1310 | Spongebob Squarepants | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Sponge | 1 | infinity |
Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow
: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants |
0 | ||
1311 | 777: The Lucky Number | Multicolour | Mythic | Enchantment | Whenever Money enters the battlefield, roll a twenty-sided die, if you roll a seven, you may roll again, if you roll three sevens in a row, you win the game | 0 | ||||
1312 | Adventure Time! | Multicolour | Rare | Instant – TVShow | All creatures you control Explore thrice | 0 | ||||
1313 | Autumn Piyf | Multicolour | Uncommon | Creature – Piyf | 9 | 9 | Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total | 0 | ||
1314 | Bill Wurtz | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Creature – YouTuber Genius | 7 | 7 |
Bill Wurtz has all abilities of every card
: Create a Spam token |
0 | ||
1315 | Birthday | Multicolour | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
1 | on 30 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1316 | Captain's Parrot | Multicolour | Rare | Creature – Bird | 1 | 1 |
Flying
When Captain's Parrot enters the battlefield, combine it with a Pirate creature you control, or sacrifice it. : Look at target opponents hand, you may take a card from it and put it into your hand, activate this ability only once every turn |
0 | ||
1317 | Choose Goose | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Bird Rogue | 1 | 1 | When Choose Goose enters the battlefield, choose something, it happens | 0 | ||
1318 | Clanwashizeateify | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Sorcery – Clanwash | Each creature becomes Abzan, Jeskai, Sultai, Mardu and Temur | 0 | ||||
1319 | Color Pie | Multicolour | Mythic | Artifact – Food |
, Sacrifice Color Pie: Choose any amount:
-Gain 3 life for each White permanent you control -Draw a card for each Blue permanent you control -Destroy a creature for each Black permanent you contrl -Color Pie deals 3 damage to any target for each Red permanent you control -Target creature gets +X/+X and gains Trample where X is the number of Green permanents you control |
0 | ||||
1320 | Dirbyh, the Hybrid | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Hybrid | 69 | 69 | 0 | |||
1321 | Fabulous | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is Fabulous! |
1 | on 02 Feb 2018 by Froggychum | |||
1322 | Flowey | Multicolour | Mythic | Creature – Plant | 0 | 1 |
Flowey cannot be countered
When you cast Flowey, you win the game |
0 | ||
1323 | Froggychum, after making a card-dump | Multicolour | Common | Creature – Broken Person | 1 | 1 | 3 | on 22 Oct 2017 by Froggychum | ||
1324 | Frontier Format | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
When Frontier Format enters the battlefield remove from game all cards that are not legal in Frontier
Only spells legal in Frontier may be cast |
0 | ||||
1325 | Fun Gull | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Bird Fungus Swaglord | 1 | 1 |
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
: Heal each other creature |
0 | ||
1326 | Futurama | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant – TVShow | Reenact the entire plot of Futurama | 0 | ||||
1327 | Glitterstorm | Multicolour | Rare | Sorcery | Get two handfuls of glitter, and drop it from a height of at least three feet over the board, each card touched is Rekt, and you lose 2 life | 0 | ||||
1328 | Gravity Falls | Multicolour | Mythic | Enchantment – TVShow | Creatures lose flying, and cannot gain flying | 0 | ||||
1329 | Hammock Trap | Multicolour | Uncommon | Trap Card? |
Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step |
1 | on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |||
1330 | Infinity Stone | Multicolour | Rare | Artifact |
You may have up to seven cards named Infinity Stone in your deck
: Choose one: -Gain 5 life -Draw two cards -Destroy target creature -Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn -Target opponent loses 5 life -Target creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn -Draw a card and gain 2 life for each creature you control of target color -Gain 2 life and draw a card for each artifact you control |
0 | ||||
1331 | It | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Clown Demon Horror Monster Celebrity | 10 | 10 | 0 | |||
1332 | Loot Chest! | Multicolour | Rare | Legendary Artifact | : Exile Loot Chest!, search your library for 5 cards, and cast them onto the battlefield | 0 | ||||
1333 | MC200 | Multicolour | Mythic | omg – omg | like wot? | 0 | ||||
1334 | Mana cost are hard | Multicolour | None | ]{[]{}{]}{}}[][}{{{[}{][]{}{][O{[ | 0 | |||||
1335 | Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – God | 10 | 10 | Play Minecraft for X minutes: Cast X spells, they cannot be countered if X is greater than five | 0 | ||
1336 | Multicolorism | Multicolour | Rare | Enchantment |
When Multicolorism enters the battlefield exile all monocolored creatures
Whenever a monocolored creature enters the battlefield, exile it |
0 | ||||
1337 | Pocket Universe | Multicolour | Mythic | Artifact |
Storage 12 (As long as there are twelve or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Pocket Universe and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket Universe for at least one turn.) Whenever a card is put on or removed from Pocket Universe, add three mana of any one color. |
0 | ||||
1338 | Psychedellic Exorcism | Multicolour | Uncommon | Instant | Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability | 0 | ||||
1339 | RNGesus | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary 256 – 256 | 256 | 256 |
Three times every turn:
Choose a number between -128 and 128 (inclusive) Generate a random number within the same parameters. If the chosen number = the generated random number, you win the game! If not, draw a card |
2 | on 08 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | |
1340 | Tarot Card Reading | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Sorcery |
Exile the top X cards of your library, then reveal the top card of your library, choose it , then exile it with X time counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep remove a time counter from the chosen card Whenever there are no time counters on the chosen card, put it onto the battlefield and shoot it with a GLOCK-19 until it bleeds and dies, then flip a coin. Roll X twenty-sided dice, if you won the flip, you win up to a number of target games equal to the total sum of the dice's rolls. If you lost the flip, you lose that same number of games that your worst enemy must choose while illegally abusing you, which is legal until end of eternity |
1 | on 10 Aug 2018 by Froggychum | |||
1341 | The Hybrid | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Hybrid | * | * |
As an additional cost to cast The Hybrid, sacrifice two creatures of different creature types.
The Hybrid's power and toughness are each equal to the sum of the letters in the creature types of the sacrifices creatures. |
0 | ||
1342 | The Ripping | Multicolour | Mythic | Sorcery | Tear X permanents into X pieces | 0 | ||||
1343 | Untag the Anti-Tag | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Artifact Creature – Tagnt Bane | 99 | 99 |
Untag the Anti-Tag can't block
Untag the Anti-Tag is the Bane of Tags |
0 | ||
1344 | Yalpdrow | Multicolour | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Yalpdrow | infinity | infinity | Yalpdrow is the Bane of everything | 0 | ||
1345 | CARD 500 | Hybrid | Mythic | Legendary omg – omg | While CARD 500 is in play, all cards are CARD 500 | 0 | ||||
1346 | It's Alive! | Hybrid | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4 |
0 | ||||
1347 | Manasucker | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Insect | 3 | 3 | : Remove or from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn | 0 | ||
1348 | Not Guilty | Hybrid | Rare | Emblem | Not Guilty's controller cannot cast non-white spells | 0 | ||||
1349 | Brain | Hybrid | Common | Artifact |
Brain is Pink
: Scry 10, then draw three cards |
0 | ||||
1350 | Cheesecake | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds | 0 | ||||
1351 | Ice Scream | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token | 0 | ||||
1352 | Jurymin | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human | : Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench | 0 | ||||
1353 | Mick's Crafter | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Slave | 1 | 2 | : Add or | 0 | ||
1354 | Broke College Student | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Student | 1 | 1 |
Pay where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead |
0 | ||
1355 | Cringe | Hybrid | Common | Enchantment | Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it | 0 | ||||
1356 | Dopple Ganger | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Clone Warrior | 2 | 1 |
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger
: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn |
0 | ||
1357 | Dreadfish | Hybrid | Uncommon | Creature – Fish | 1 | 1 | , Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life. | 0 | ||
1358 | Gridlock | Hybrid | Rare | Enchantment | non-Child, non-Soldier creatures may not be moved around the board | 0 | ||||
1359 | Gulltist | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Aven Minion | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1360 | High Schooler | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot | 13 | 13 | : Scry 13 | 0 | ||
1361 | Murk Lurker | Hybrid | Uncommon | Creature – Frog Horror | 1 | 4 |
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |
1362 | Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig | Hybrid | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Tnaignt Bane | 0.01 | 0.01 |
When Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig enters the battlefield creatures with power 1 or less win the game
Untnaig the Anti-Tnaig is the Bane of Tnaigs |
0 | ||
1363 | Competitive Eater | Hybrid | Uncommon | Creature – Human Fatso | 2 | 1 |
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay if you do, destroy target Food |
0 | ||
1364 | Gore-Marinated Steak | Hybrid | Uncommon | Artifact – Delectable | : Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand | 0 | ||||
1365 | Lockdown | Hybrid | Rare | Enchantment | Child Creatures may not be moved around the board | 0 | ||||
1366 | Rormeh, Lazy Alt | Hybrid | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone | 1 | 1 |
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life |
0 | ||
1367 | Beet Beetle | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Insect Plant | 2 | 1 | Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card | 0 | ||
1368 | Candy Apple | Hybrid | Uncommon | Artifact – Delectable | : Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn | 0 | ||||
1369 | Gtazer | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Gtaz | 1 | 1 | : Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn | 0 | ||
1370 | Habanero | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Food |
: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero -Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you |
0 | ||||
1371 | Jalapeno | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Food |
: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature |
0 | ||||
1372 | Jinjurrbred Haus | Hybrid | Uncommon | Artifact – Food Structure |
Child and Wizard Habitat
, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it. |
0 | ||||
1373 | Mick's Miner | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Slave | 2 | 1 | : Add or | 0 | ||
1374 | Neat Newt | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Lizard | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1375 | Porcupine | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Plant Boar | 2 | 1 |
Vigilance, Defender
: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking |
0 | ||
1376 | Rapid Rabbit | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Rabbit Beast | 2 | 1 | Super haste, Jump Boost 2 (: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.) | 0 | ||
1377 | Redneck | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Farmer | 1 | 1 | Haste, Trample | 0 | ||
1378 | Workhorse | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Horse Worker | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
1379 | Absorption Sponge | Hybrid | Uncommon | Creature – Plant | 0 | 2 |
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature. |
0 | ||
1380 | Assnaut | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Donkey Astronaut | 1 | 1 | Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands | 0 | ||
1381 | Bear Paw | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today | 0 | ||||
1382 | Bunny Wabbit | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Rabbit | 1 | 1 | Jump Boost 5 (: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.) | 0 | ||
1383 | Cookie Cookery | Hybrid | Uncommon | Artifact – Structure |
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – (: Create a Cookie token) |
0 | ||||
1384 | Maqa Nic | Hybrid | None | Creature – Human | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1385 | Mint | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Food | , Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature | 2 | on 04 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |||
1386 | Pupper | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Hound | 1 | 1 |
: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo) |
0 | ||
1387 | Scandinavian Dog | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Hound | 2 | 3 |
Vigilance
: Björk |
0 | ||
1388 | Space Chimp | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Ape Astronaut | 1 | 1 | Flying | 0 | ||
1389 | Avatar of Orzhov | Hybrid | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Avatar | 5 | 5 |
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total. |
0 | ||
1390 | Bad Pun | Hybrid | Common | Instant – Urge |
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life. |
0 | ||||
1391 | Checkmate | Hybrid | Rare | Instant | You win the game | 0 | ||||
1392 | Cowward | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Cow Coward | 0 | 1 |
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) |
0 | ||
1393 | Cowwarden | Hybrid | Rare | Creature – Cow Coward Advisor | 6 | 6 |
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice, Imprison |
0 | ||
1394 | Cowwardingman | Hybrid | Uncommon | Creature – Cow Coward Cleric | 0 | 1 |
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn. |
0 | ||
1395 | Prayer | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life | 0 | ||||
1396 | Rabies | Hybrid | Uncommon | Enchantment | All Beasts have Infect | 0 | ||||
1397 | Rektfeaster | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Horror |
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life -Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target |
0 | ||||
1398 | Respect the Dead | Hybrid | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |Kurse| |
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated. |
0 | ||||
1399 | Smoke | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token | 0 | ||||
1400 | Uncontained Giggling | Hybrid | Common | Instant – Urge |
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.) |
0 | ||||
1401 | Yutt | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Yutt | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
1402 | Ass Hole | Hybrid | Uncommon | Instant | Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys | 0 | ||||
1403 | Bay Sick | Hybrid | Basic | Basic Instant |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
0 | ||||
1404 | Bumfart | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Put an Infect counter on target player | 0 | ||||
1405 | Bunnyrat | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Rabbit Rat | * | * |
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.) Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. |
2 | on 14 Oct 2019 by Vitenka | |
1406 | Forbidden Fruit | Hybrid | Mythic | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice a Human you control, target opponent loses 3 life, then you gain 3 life | 0 | ||||
1407 | Gag | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead | 0 | ||||
1408 | Gee's Pub | Hybrid | Uncommon | Legendary Artifact – Structure |
Drunk Habitat
: Create a Beer token. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay . If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. |
0 | ||||
1409 | Ingrown Toenail | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Delectable Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
0 | ||||
1410 | Rabid Rabbit | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Rabbit Zombie | 2 | 1 | Infect, Jump Boost 2 (: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.) | 0 | ||
1411 | Rancid | Hybrid | Common | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females |
0 | ||||
1412 | Shrek | Hybrid | Mythic | Legendary Creature – Ogre Swaglord | 6 | 6 |
Menace, Trample
When Shrek enters the battlefield, all your Orcs have +3/+3, Double-Strike and Trample until end of turn : Shrek has +2/+0 until end of turn |
4 | on 24 Oct 2017 by Vitenka | |
1413 | Stinkify | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card | 0 | ||||
1414 | Stoner | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Druggy Idiot | 1 | 1 |
: Stoner pings any target
: Create a PoisonVial token |
0 | ||
1415 | Termite | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Insect | 0 | 1 | : Put a Destruction counter on target green Block | 0 | ||
1416 | Turdle | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Turtle | 1 | 2 |
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). |
0 | ||
1417 | Zola, Cheesy Gorgon | Hybrid | Rare | Legendary Creature – Gorgon | 4 | 4 |
Multikicker –
When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one. : Lifelink until end of turn. : Drain 1. , : Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." |
0 | ||
1418 | Bug Spray | Hybrid | Common | Artifact | , Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn | 0 | ||||
1419 | Catfish | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Cat Fish | 1 | 1 | Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) | 0 | ||
1420 | Com Mon | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Druggy Internetian | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1421 | E-Man | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Internetian | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1422 | Jellyfish | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Jellyfish | 2 | 1 |
, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. |
0 | ||
1423 | Level Up! | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Target creature levels up | 0 | ||||
1424 | Rubber Ducky | Hybrid | Common | Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment | 0 | 1 |
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child : Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn |
0 | ||
1425 | Boost | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains | 0 | ||||
1426 | Domino Artist | Hybrid | Uncommon | Creature – Human Rogue | 2 | 3 | Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life | 0 | ||
1427 | Doze | Hybrid | Common | Sorcery | Tap target creature and create an Idea token | 0 | ||||
1428 | Gold Looter | Hybrid | Common | Creature – Human Rogue | 2 | 1 | : Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card | 0 | ||
1429 | Leaping Potion | Hybrid | Common | Artifact | , Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 (: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn. | 0 | ||||
1430 | Max Health Potion | Hybrid | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20 | 0 | ||||
1431 | Tug O' War | Hybrid | Uncommon | Sorcery | You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card | 0 | ||||
1432 | Turbulence | Hybrid | Common | Instant | Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying | 0 | ||||
1433 | Megashroom | Hybrid | Uncommon | Enchantment – Aura |
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield |
0 | ||||
1434 | Spank | Hybrid | Common | Instant |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
0 | ||||
1435 | The Pink Panther | Hybrid | Uncommon | Legendary Creature – Cat | 3 | 3 |
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 (: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.) : Choose one: – Cats get +1/+1 this turn. – Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn. |
2 | on 11 Dec 2017 by Vitenka | |
1436 | ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ | Split | Uncommon | // | Instant // Instant | 13 // 13 | 13 // 13 |
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game // When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game |
0 | |
1437 | Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits | Split | Uncommon | // | Creature – Human // Legendary Sorcery – Torture | 2 | 2 |
Flying
When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying // Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks |
0 | |
1438 | Aunt Ante // Ante Ant | Split | Uncommon | // | Legendary Creature – Human // Creature – Insect | 1 // 0 | 3 // 1 |
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante. // When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante |
0 | |
1439 | Beep Beep // Imma Sheep | Split | Common | // | Instant – Urge // Instant – Urge | Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn // Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn | 0 | |||
1440 | Boo // Diss | Split | Uncommon | // | Instant // Sorcery | Boo target player, they lose 1 life // Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life | 0 | |||
1441 | Cereal // Muffin | Split | Common | // | Artifact – Food // Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn // : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn | 0 | |||
1442 | Cobweb // Filthshroom | Split | Common | // | Artifact // Artifact | : Untap target Spider // : Untap target Insect | 0 | |||
1443 | Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger | Split | Common | // | Artifact Creature – Worker // Artifact Creature – Rigger | 2 // 2 | 2 // 2 | : Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield // : Assemble a Contraption | 3 | on 11 Jul 2018 by Tahazzar |
1444 | Do the Splits // Split the Winnings | Split | Uncommon | // | Instant // Instant | Rip target creature into two pieces // Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win | 0 | |||
1445 | Farmer // Pharmacist | Split | Common | // | Creature – Human Farmer // Creature – Human Cleric | 2 // 2 | 2 // 2 | : Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender // : Create a colorless Prescription artifact token | 0 | |
1446 | Frame for Crime // Frameshift | Split | Common | // | Sorcery // Instant | Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench // Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn | 0 | |||
1447 | Hood // Wink | Split | Common | // | Artifact – Equipment // Instant |
Equip
Equip Rogue Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow. // Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead. |
0 | |||
1448 | Kewl // Krewl | Split | Common | // | Enchantment – Aura // Enchantment – Aura | Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 // Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 | 0 | |||
1449 | Kiss // Kys | Split | Common | // | Instant // Instant | Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life // Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life | 0 | |||
1450 | Orgganism // Orgganized | Split | Common | // | Creature – Orgg Germ // Enchantment – Aura | 1 | 1 |
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures // Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top. |
0 | |
1451 | Print // Imprint | Split | Common | // | Instant // Instant | Create a Book token // Imprint | 0 | |||
1452 | Red Apple // Green Apple | Split | Common | // | Artifact – Food // Artifact – Food |
: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token // : Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life , tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token |
0 | |||
1453 | Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck | Split | Common | // | Creature – Germ // Creature – Germ | 0 // 0 | 1 // 1 | When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. // When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less. | 1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum |
1454 | Star // War | Split | Rare | // | Artifact // Enchantment | : Star shocks any target // : War deals 4 damage to each target | 1 | on 09 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||
1455 | .txt File | Artifact | Common | Artifact – File | 1 | on 10 Dec 2017 by Froggychum | ||||
1456 | 7/11 | Artifact | Common | Artifact | : Create a grey Food artifact token with ", Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty" | 0 | ||||
1457 | AK-47 | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach |
0 | ||||
1458 | Alienware | Artifact | Rare | Legendary Artifact – Technology | Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control | 0 | ||||
1459 | Ambersteel Axe | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has ", : This creature deals 5 damage to any target" |
0 | ||||
1460 | Andomshit Myr | Artifact | Mythic | Artifact Creature – Myr | 0 | 1 |
(What should be payed with?)
Other cards you control from My Random Shit get +?/+? and gain ": Add " (how much are those?) |
0 | ||
1461 | Ant Farm | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact |
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token. |
0 | ||||
1462 | Apple Logo | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Logo |
All Artifacts gain ": Google"
: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn |
0 | ||||
1463 | Applesauce | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life | 0 | ||||
1464 | Backpack | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gains Storage 2 |
0 | ||||
1465 | Bandage | Artifact | Common | Artifact | , Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less | 0 | ||||
1466 | Banhammer | Artifact | Mythic | Artifact | : Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life | 0 | ||||
1467 | Barrel | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
0 | ||||
1468 | Bayonet | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Equipment
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike" |
0 | ||||
1469 | Bleck | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Junk | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | ||||
1470 | Boar Ring | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Boar
Equipped Boar has ": Add one mana of any color" |
0 | ||||
1471 | Boosterbot | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Construct | 2 | 2 | Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.) | 0 | ||
1472 | Box | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.) |
0 | ||||
1473 | Broom | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Cleric or Worker
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs. |
0 | ||||
1474 | Brotherhood Hood | Artifact | Rare | Enchantment Artifact | All creatures with exactly two male figures in their art, have +5/+5 and have Banding | 0 | ||||
1475 | Buzz Lightyear | Artifact | Common | Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy | 2 | 3 | Flying | 0 | ||
1476 | Calculator | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Technology | : Do a math equation, then draw a card | 0 | ||||
1477 | Can of Wurms | Artifact | Rare | Artifact | , , Sacrifice Can of Wurms: Create six 6/6 green Wurm creature tokens with Trample | 2 | on 10 Jul 2018 by Froggychum | |||
1478 | Candy Bar! | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar | 0 | ||||
1479 | Canned Spam | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Food | : Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life | 0 | ||||
1480 | Card123 | Artifact | Common | Artifact | , Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life | 0 | ||||
1481 | Career Ender | Artifact | Mythic | Artifact Creature – Monster | 13 | 13 |
Indestructible, Hexproof
Whenever Career Ender attacks, target player gets Rekt, this ability cannot be countered or prevented |
0 | ||
1482 | City of Nigellia | Artifact | Rare | Legendary Artifact – Structure |
Habitat
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure dies, you gain 2 life and draw a card. |
0 | ||||
1483 | Clayman of Nam Yalc | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Clayman | 2 | 3 | 2 | on 09 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | ||
1484 | Color Pi | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – Food | : Add {π} | 3 | on 02 Jul 2018 by Vitenka | |||
1485 | Computer | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Technology | : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. | 0 | ||||
1486 | Crystal of Rekt | Artifact | Rare | Enchantment Artifact | Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free | 0 | ||||
1487 | Cupid's Arrow | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Human
Equip Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life" |
0 | ||||
1488 | Deckbox | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.) |
1 | on 16 Jul 2018 by Froggychum | |||
1489 | Deodorant | Artifact | Common | Smelly Artifact | {A}: Destroy target Stench card | 0 | ||||
1490 | Diamond Sword | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equip to Human creature Equipped creature has +7/+0 |
0 | ||||
1491 | Diss Track | Artifact | Rare | Legendary Artifact | : Add , activate this ability only if you have insulted an opponent this turn, control a legendary black creature, and have attacked with more than five black creatures this turn | 0 | ||||
1492 | Domino | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Domino | : Tap another Domino | 0 | ||||
1493 | Domodomino | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Domo | 99 | 99 | When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo | 0 | ||
1494 | Double-Edged Dagger | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact | : Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent. | 1 | on 04 Jan 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1495 | Draconic Dragon | Artifact | Basic | LIF POIN | Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect | -1 | 2500 |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. |
12 | on 31 May 2020 by Froggychum |
1496 | Egg Yolk | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Food Egg | Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life | 0 | ||||
1497 | Energy Engine | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Engine | : | 0 | ||||
1498 | Face Book | Artifact | Mythic | Legendary Artifact Creature – Horror | 0 | 1 |
You may Imprint (you may do this at any time)
Face Book gets +2/+2 for each creature Imprinted on it |
0 | ||
1499 | Fidget Spinner | Artifact | Common | Artifact | : Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors | 0 | ||||
1500 | Fisher's Rod | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has ": Tap target Fish" |
0 | ||||
1501 | Five-Color Activator | Artifact | Mythic | Legendary Artifact Creature – Golem Titan | 5 | 5 |
: You gain 3 life.
: Scry 1, then draw a card. : Each opponent loses 4 life. : Five-Color Activator deals 7 damage to any target. : Create a 6/6 green Beast creature token with Trample. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1502 | Five-Color Activator #3 | Artifact | Rare | Artifact Creature – Construct | 2 | 2 |
: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying
: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike : Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste : Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample : Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace |
1 | on 19 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1503 | Flute | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof |
0 | ||||
1504 | Fly Swatter | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip creature
Equipped creature has ": Destroy target insect with Flying" |
0 | ||||
1505 | Fork (The Utility) | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
0 | ||||
1506 | French Fry | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Food |
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control |
0 | ||||
1507 | Gem of Rekt | Artifact | Uncommon | Enchantment Artifact | Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead | 0 | ||||
1508 | Glitterwing | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly | 1 | 1 |
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. |
0 | ||
1509 | Glue | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
: Combine two Artifacts
, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game |
0 | ||||
1510 | Goggles of Vision | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented |
0 | ||||
1511 | Gold Bar | Artifact | Common | A | Artifact |
Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
0 | |||
1512 | Google Plex | Artifact | Mythic | Legendary Artifact – Structure |
Internetian and Genius Habitat
: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com) X times. : Create a token that is a copy of each creature inhabiting this structure. They enter the battlefield inhabiting this structure. : Make a post on social media saying "I'm about to win a game of Magic: The Gathering!". If you do, you win the game. |
0 | ||||
1513 | Grappling Hook | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip creature
Equip Rogue Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has ", : Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat" |
0 | ||||
1514 | Gucci Handbag | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gains, ": Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled" |
0 | ||||
1515 | Harpoon | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Pirate
Equipped Pirate has ": Destroy target Marine Animal creature" |
0 | ||||
1516 | Hedge Maze | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Plant Structure |
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. : Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure. Tap an untapped Plant inhabiting this structure: Add . |
0 | ||||
1517 | Hope of the Zendikari Wizard | Artifact | Mythic | Legendary Artifact |
Artifacts you control with mana abilities have Hexproof.
You cannot tap lands for mana and you also cannot play lands. : Add six mana of any colors. |
8 | on 29 Sep 2019 by continuumg | |||
1518 | Hydra-Lick Press | Artifact | Rare | Artifact | : Destroy any number of permanents | 0 | ||||
1519 | Imperfect Engine | Artifact | Common | Artifact | , Gain a poison counter: Add . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts. | 2 | on 19 Dec 2020 by Froggychum | |||
1520 | Incense | Artifact | Common | Smelly Artifact | : Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life | 0 | ||||
1521 | Itchy Clothing Tag | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment Tag |
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. |
0 | ||||
1522 | Junkyard Dreadnought | Artifact | Mythic | Artifact Creature – Construct Demon | 12 | 12 |
Junkyard Dreadnought costs less to cast for each Junk you control.
Trample, Indestructible |
0 | ||
1523 | Jury Bench | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact |
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem. |
0 | ||||
1524 | Kicker's Box | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact |
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.) Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker " and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card" |
0 | ||||
1525 | Knife | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card
When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life |
0 | ||||
1526 | LEGO | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Lego |
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X |
0 | ||||
1527 | Leaked Nudes | Artifact | Common | Enchantment Artifact | Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook | 0 | ||||
1528 | Leash | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip creature you don't own
You control equipped creature : Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn. |
0 | ||||
1529 | Lock | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip permanent
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders |
0 | ||||
1530 | Loot Table | Artifact | Rare | Artifact |
, : Choose one:
– Put a multicolored permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. – Draw a card for each Fatso you control. |
0 | ||||
1531 | Looter's Flute of Yerlfott | Artifact | Rare | Legendary Enchantment Artifact – Equipment |
: Sing a song in less than 5 seconds, for each note played, gain 1 life
Whenever Looter's Flute of Yerlfott is tapped, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card |
0 | ||||
1532 | Lucky Penny | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Coin |
: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add |
0 | ||||
1533 | MC Campfire | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Block | Smelting 4 – (, : four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) | 0 | ||||
1534 | Master's Sword | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike |
0 | ||||
1535 | Meat Dress | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each token you control, and has ": Sacrifice a food you control, gain life equal to twice it's converted mana cost" |
0 | ||||
1536 | Mecha-Spider | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Construct Spider | 2 | 4 | Reach | 0 | ||
1537 | Medkit | Artifact | Rare | Artifact | , Sacrifice Medkit, Wait ten seconds: Heal all creatures you control, gain 100 life | 0 | ||||
1538 | Megaphone | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip lib
Equipped lib has ": Tap target creature without a victim counter on it." |
0 | ||||
1539 | Microphone | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip creature or
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician. |
0 | ||||
1540 | Miracle Myr | Artifact | Rare | Artifact Creature – Myr | 1 | 1 | Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life | 0 | ||
1541 | Mirror Myr | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact Creature – Myr Clone | 1 | 1 | : Remove from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn | 0 | ||
1542 | Mop | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
1 | on 03 Jul 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1543 | Mop (old) | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Human
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has ": Remove from target player" |
0 | ||||
1544 | NERF Gun | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling |
0 | ||||
1545 | Nemcatcher's Net | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
, , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. |
0 | ||||
1546 | NeverWet | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
0 | ||||
1547 | Nic Mecha | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
1548 | Nrak, Melon-Sliver | Artifact | Mythic | Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Sliver | 5 | 4 |
Whenever Nrak, Melon-Sliver attacks, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn
: Target Food becomes a Creature in addition to it's other types with base power and toughness each equal to half your life total Other Slivers get +2/+0 and gain ", Sacrifice this Sliver: Gain 7 life" |
0 | ||
1549 | POTUS Lotus | Artifact | Mythic | Legendary Artifact | Tap an untapped American President you control, : Sacrifice POTUS Lotus, add three mana of any one color | 0 | ||||
1550 | Pen15 Logo | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Logo | All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1 | 0 | ||||
1551 | Pickaxe | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
: Destroy target Block. |
0 | ||||
1552 | Pile of Trash | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Junk | When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens. | 0 | ||||
1553 | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox. , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can. |
0 | |||||
1554 | Pringles Logo | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Logo |
: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability
Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life |
0 | ||||
1555 | Prison Aquarium | Artifact | Rare | Artifact |
Blue creatures get -1/-1
Fish cannot attack Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them. |
0 | ||||
1556 | Prison Shiv | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black |
0 | ||||
1557 | Pylon | Artifact | Common | Artifact | : Move target Vehicle | 2 | on 22 Jun 2018 by Vitenka | |||
1558 | Quill | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
0 | ||||
1559 | Quizzical Axe | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
What should be payed with?
: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist |
0 | ||||
1560 | Ramen | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college | 0 | ||||
1561 | Rewarding Award | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Award |
Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive
Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared |
0 | ||||
1562 | Riot Shield | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has ": Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn" |
0 | ||||
1563 | Rowling's App | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99 Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has ": Add "" |
0 | ||||
1564 | Runner's Maze (New Paradise) | Artifact | Rare | Artifact ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Structure |
Whenever a Runner enters the battlefield under your control, put a Solution counter on Runner's Maze.
Whenever there are six or more Solution counters on Runner's Maze, transform it. ‑‑‑‑ Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure have protection from everything. : You gain 1 life. |
0 | ||||
1565 | Scout Badge | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment Badge |
Equip Child
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk |
0 | ||||
1566 | Scrap Behemoth | Artifact | Mythic | Artifact Creature – Construct Demon | 12 | 12 |
As an additional cost to cast Scrap Behemoth, pay six or sacrifice three nontoken artifacts.
When Scrap Behemoth dies, you may search your library for an artifact creature card with power 12 or less and put it onto the battlefield tapped. |
0 | ||
1567 | Shoe of Nigel | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has Landwalk |
0 | ||||
1568 | Signpost | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact |
When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype. |
0 | ||||
1569 | Silver Sliver | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct | 1 | 2 | Slivers you control have ": Add " | 0 | ||
1570 | Spidget Finner | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact | : Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn | 0 | ||||
1571 | Sponge (Wet Sponge) | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – Block ‑‑‑‑ Artifact – Block |
Whenever an opponent casts a blue noncreature spell, counter it and transform Sponge. ‑‑‑‑ (Wet Sponge can be Smelted) |
0 | ||||
1572 | Spoon (The Utility) | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment | : Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card | 0 | ||||
1573 | Spring-in-the-step | Artifact | Common | Artifact | : Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn | 0 | ||||
1574 | Squirrel Pearl | Artifact | Common | Artifact | : Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token | 0 | ||||
1575 | Steam Engine | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – Engine |
Steam Engine is Historic
: Add |
0 | ||||
1576 | Stenchgine | Artifact | Rare | Smelly Artifact – Engine | : Triple the amount of Stink counters on any number of cards | 0 | ||||
1577 | Stone of be careful what you wish for... | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact |
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected. |
0 | ||||
1578 | Surge Protector | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants. |
0 | ||||
1579 | Sword | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike |
0 | ||||
1580 | Teenagehood Hood | Artifact | Rare | Enchantment Artifact – Equipment |
Equip Teenager
Equip damaged Teenager Creatures gain Hungry 2 Creatures with nudity in their art get 2/+2 Black creatures get +2/+2 |
0 | ||||
1581 | The Impossible Quiz | Artifact | Uncommon | Enchantment Artifact | Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card | 0 | ||||
1582 | The Tenth of Unobtainable | Artifact | None | Legendary Artifact |
Decks may have zero cards named The Tenth of Unobtainable in them
No player may cast The Tenth of Unobtainable |
0 | ||||
1583 | Tinsel | Artifact | Common | Artifact |
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive |
0 | ||||
1584 | Tou Rette's Turret | Artifact | Uncommon | Legendary Artifact | Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own | 0 | ||||
1585 | Traffic Jam | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Food | Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control. | 0 | ||||
1586 | Trashbin | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact | Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color. | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1587 | Trustling | Artifact | Common | Artifact Creature – Construct | 1 | 1 | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add | 0 | ||
1588 | Tuna Sammich Maker | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact | Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life | 0 | ||||
1589 | Twisted Paperclip | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
0 | ||||
1590 | Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact Creature – Construct | 4 | 4 | 0 | |||
1591 | Warsong Monument | Artifact | Rare | Artifact |
When Warsong Monument enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
, : Untap all creatures you control that attacked this turn. Then, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type untapped this way. |
0 | ||||
1592 | Wedding Ring | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Equipment |
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control |
0 | ||||
1593 | Wizard Game Code Database | Artifact | Rare | Artifact – File | : Create fifty 1/1 Wizard creature tokens with Prowess and a 0.5/0.5 Wiz creature token with "Whenever you cast a nonland permanent spell with Flash, this token gets +0.5/+0.5 until end of minute" | 0 | ||||
1594 | Wooden Stake | Artifact | Rare | Artifact | : Destroy target Vampire | 0 | ||||
1595 | Yarn Barn | Artifact | Rare | Artifact | : Create two Yarn tokens. | 0 | ||||
1596 | Yo-Yo | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains ": Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand" |
0 | ||||
1597 | You Tried! | Artifact | Common | Artifact – Award |
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve
Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure |
0 | ||||
1598 | Zinkerdan the Tinkerman | Artifact | Rare | Legendary Artifact Creature – Tinkerman | 1 | 1 | Whenever another artifact creature enters the battlefield under your control or is crewed, you may return target artifact card that was put it into the graveyard this turn, from there, into your hand. | 0 | ||
1599 | aplsos | Artifact | Uncommon | Artifact – Food | : gain 2 life, then read a dank meme | 0 | ||||
1600 | AK-47 of Dasol | Land | Rare | Legendary Land Artifact – Pokemon Equipment | Land creatures get +9/+0 | 0 | ||||
1601 | Annihilator Comet | Land | Mythic | Land |
: Exile Annihilator Comet from your hand with three Distance counters on it.
Each end step, remove a Distance counter from this land, when there's none, play it with an Arrival counter. When Annihilator Comet enters the battlefield, it enters tapped. If it has an Arrival counter on it, destroy all other permanents and untap it. : Add one mana of any color |
0 | ||||
1602 | Burger King // Hungry Jacks | Land | Uncommon | Land // Land |
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
: Create a Burger token // Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia : Create a Burger token |
0 | ||||
1603 | Colossal Arbor | Land | Mythic | Legendary Basic Land Creature – Forest Treefolk | 4 | 6 |
Colossal Arbor cannot be cast except on your sixth turn or later.
(: Add ) : Colossal Arbor gains Landwalk until end of turn. |
0 | ||
1604 | Cornfolk Mazes | Land | Rare | Land |
Cornfolk Mazes enters the battlefield tapped
: Add or or : Remove target creature from combat. Create a 1/1 white and green Cornfolk creature token in it's place. (If the removed creature was attacking, so is the token. If the removed creature was blocking, so is the token. The same applies to all combat states) |
0 | ||||
1605 | Curdistan | Land | Rare | Legendary Land |
Curdistan enters the battlefield tapped
: Add Pay half of a mana of any color, : Create a 0.25/0.25 green Curd creature token |
0 | ||||
1606 | Dreary Vortex | Land | Rare | Land |
Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
: Add or , : Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped. , , Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand |
0 | ||||
1607 | Dude Ranch | Land | Rare | Legendary Land |
When Dude Ranch enters the battlefield sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a Wheatfarm
: Add and half of a : Create a 1/1 white Dude creature token |
0 | ||||
1608 | Grainforest | Land | Basic | Basic Land | : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. | 0 | ||||
1609 | Hawaii | Land | Rare | Land |
: Add one mana of any color
: Add |
0 | ||||
1610 | Heck | Land | Mythic | Legendary Land |
Heck enters the battlefield tapped
: Add , : Create a 2/2 black Imp creature token named Heckler |
0 | ||||
1611 | Hell's Kitchen | Land | Rare | Legendary Land |
: All Foods and Delectables have ": Gain 5 life" until end of turn
: Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn |
0 | ||||
1612 | Honnis the Righteous Freeze | Land | Rare | Legendary Snow Land Creature – Elemental Golem Hero Wizard | 3 | 4 | , Sacrifice Honnis the Righteous Freeze: Return any number of creatures to their owners hands, untap the rest | 0 | ||
1613 | Iac Brainbarn | Land | Rare | Legendary Land – Structure |
Brainiac Habitat
: Add . , : Create four 1/1 esper Braniac creature tokens. |
0 | ||||
1614 | Impacting Meteor | Land | Uncommon | Land |
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
: Add |
1 | on 02 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1615 | Liebrary | Land | Rare | Land |
: Add
: Lie to target opponent, if they believe it add : Read a page of a book. When you understand it, draw a card and add |
0 | ||||
1616 | Mangrove | Land | Rare | Land – Island Swamp Forest |
Mangrove enters the battlefield tapped
: Add , or : Create a 1/1 blue, black and green male Human creature token |
0 | ||||
1617 | Morninglight Woods | Land | Rare | Legendary Land |
Morninglight Woods enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands that could produce a type of mana that Morninglight Woods can.
: Add , or , : Target white creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn , : Target green creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn , : Target red creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. |
0 | ||||
1618 | New York City | Land | Mythic | Land |
When New York City enters the battlefield, you may pay . If you don't, sacrifice New York City.
: Add to your pool : Sacrifice New York City, win the game |
0 | ||||
1619 | Primordial Soup | Land | Mythic | Legendary Land |
Primordial Soup enters the battlefield tapped
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, add . : Add : Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to casts creature spells. |
1 | on 19 Jun 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1620 | Raging Meteor | Land | Rare | Land |
Raging Meteor enters the battlefield tapped
When Raging Meteor enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to each creature with power and/or toughness 4 or less : Add or |
1 | on 02 May 2019 by Froggychum | |||
1621 | Ranch | Land | Rare | Land |
Animal Creatures you control get +1/+1
: Add or |
0 | ||||
1622 | Rupee MerDock | Land | None | Land |
Rupee MerDock enters the battlefield tapped
: Add or : Target Merfolk gets +2/+2, and gains Islandwalk, Swimming and Hexproof until end of turn : Create a Rupee or Emerald token |
0 | ||||
1623 | School | Land | Uncommon | Land |
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
: Add to spend only on Students |
0 | ||||
1624 | Secret Tunnels | Land | Rare | Land |
: Add
, : Untap target Rogue you control. It gets +X/+0 and cannot be blocked this turn unless defending player pays . Activate this ability only during combat. |
2 | on 20 May 2019 by dude1818 | |||
1625 | Sludge Surf | Land | Rare | Land |
Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped
: Add , or , : Target player gets a Poison counter |
0 | ||||
1626 | Sponge Reefs | Land | Rare | Legendary Land |
Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
: Add or : Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and ": Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life |
0 | ||||
1627 | The Satisfactory | Land | Mythic | Legendary Land |
The Satisfactory enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add . , , Sacrifice The Satisfactory: Create a 10/10 Thing creature token with Gravecone |
0 | ||||
1628 | Volcano | Land | Common | Land | : Add or , Volcano shocks you | 0 | ||||
1629 | Wheatfarm | Land | Basic | Basic Land | : Add , then you gain 1 life | 0 | ||||
1630 | X-Port | Land | Mythic | Legendary Land |
: Add or
, Export something, Sacrifice X-Port: Draw three cards and create three Fish creature tokens |
0 | ||||
1631 | Ye Ol' Tavern | Land | Uncommon | Land |
: Create a Beer Token
: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn" |
0 | ||||
1632 | Yoyleberry Field | Land | Mythic | Legendary Land | : Add | 0 | ||||
1633 | hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? | Land | Common | Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest |
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
: Add |
2 | on 05 May 2020 by Froggychum | |||
1634 | Air Plane | Plane | Uncommon | Plane – Randomania | White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying | 0 | ||||
1635 | Customian Morphic Lakes | Plane | Mythic | Plane – Customia | Customian creatures are Shapeshifters in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 | 0 | ||||
1636 | Elmos World | Plane | Mythic | Plane – Randomania | Puppets you control are red in addition to their other colors and get +2/+2 | 0 | ||||
1637 | Mars | Plane | Rare | Plane – Randomania | Astronauts get +2/+2 and gain Planeswalk | 0 | ||||
1638 | Idiot | token White | Token | Creature – Idiot | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1639 | Blue Jellyfish Jam | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact – Food Delectable | Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it. | 0 | ||||
1640 | Jellyfish Jam | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact – Food | Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life. | 0 | ||||
1641 | Tattoo | token Colourless | Token | Token Emblem |
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2 -Add two mana of any one color -Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control |
0 | ||||
1642 | Deer | token Green | Token | Token Creature – Deer | 1 | 1 | Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) | 0 | ||
1643 | Lizard Wizard | token Green | Token | Token Creature – Lizard Wizard | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1644 | Wanted Iguana | token Green | Token | Token Creature – Lizard | 4 | 4 | Desertwalk | 0 | ||
1645 | Barf | token Hybrid blackgreen | Token | Token Artifact – Germ | , Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf | 0 | ||||
1646 | Calamari | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Delectable | , Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life | 0 | ||||
1647 | Cigarette | token Hybrid whiteblack | Token | Token Artifact | Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch | 0 | ||||
1648 | Cigar | token Multicolour | Token | Token Artifact |
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has ": This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" |
0 | ||||
1649 | Pill | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact | , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn | 0 | ||||
1650 | Prescription | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact |
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents , Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care |
0 | ||||
1651 | Gift | token Multicolour | Token | Token Artifact |
, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent |
0 | ||||
1652 | Tiger's Eye | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact | : You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free | 0 | ||||
1653 | token 69 | token Colourless | Token | Token | 0 | |||||
1654 | Sound Cloud | token Hybrid redwhite | Token | Token Artifact | Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target | 0 | ||||
1655 | Balloon | token Hybrid bluered | Token | Token Artifact | * | * |
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest |
0 | ||
1656 | Dream | token Blue | Token | Token Artifact |
: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night |
0 | ||||
1657 | Twitterbyrd | token Blue | Token | Token Creature | 1 | 1 |
Flying
, Tweet: Draw a card |
0 | ||
1658 | Idea | token Artifact | Token | Token Enchantment Artifact | , Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play. | 0 | ||||
1659 | Astronaut | token Colourless | Token | Token Creature – Human Astronaut | 2 | 2 | Planeswalk | 0 | ||
1660 | LmaoAlien | token Colourless | Token | Token Creature – Alien | 1 | 1 | Hexproof | 0 | ||
1661 | Spam | token Colourless | Token | Token Creature – Spam | : Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life | 0 | ||||
1662 | token 69 again | token Colourless | Token | Token | 0 | |||||
1663 | Beef Jerky | token Black | Token | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life | 0 | ||||
1664 | Burger | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game | 0 | ||||
1665 | Squarepants | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact – Equipment |
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness
Equipped creature isn't nude |
0 | ||||
1666 | LOLCat | token Green | Token | Token Creature – Cat Internetian | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1667 | Beer | token Black | Token | Token Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life | 0 | ||||
1668 | Subscriber | token Hybrid redwhite | Token | Token Creature – Human Internetian | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1669 | Bozo | token Black | Token | Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown | 5 | 5 | Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn | 0 | ||
1670 | Bruce Willis | token Red | Token | Token Creature – Human Swaglord | 8 | 8 | 0 | |||
1671 | Pig | token Green | Token | Creature – Boar | 2 | 2 | 0 | |||
1672 | Suicide Bomber | token Red | Token | Token Creature – Human Soldier | 2 | 3 | : Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure | 0 | ||
1673 | Fish | token Blue | Token | Token Creature – Fish | 2 | 2 | Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) | 0 | ||
1674 | Monster | token Multicolour | Token | Token Creature – Monster | 8 | 8 | Deathtouch, Trample, Infect | 0 | ||
1675 | Electron | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact | Sacrifice Electron: Add | 0 | ||||
1676 | Grey GMO Goo | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty | 0 | ||||
1677 | Foodevil | token Hybrid redgreen | Token | Artifact Creature – Food Devil | 2 | 2 | Haste | 0 | ||
1678 | Cake | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Food | : Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today | 0 | ||||
1679 | GMOPork | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – "Fude" | : Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair | 0 | ||||
1680 | Baby | token White | Token | Token Creature – Child | 0 | 1 | : Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn | 0 | ||
1681 | Bread | token Green | Token | Artifact – Food |
: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm |
0 | ||||
1682 | Buffetdish | token Green | Token | Artifact – Delectable | : Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today | 0 | ||||
1683 | IceCream | token White | Token | Artifact – Food |
: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it |
0 | ||||
1684 | Copy Pasta | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Food |
: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life |
0 | ||||
1685 | PoisonVial | token Black | Token | Artifact |
: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life -Put a poison counter on target player |
0 | ||||
1686 | Cockroach | token Hybrid blackgreen | Token | Token Creature – Insect | 1 | 1 |
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn |
0 | ||
1687 | Book | token Green | Token | Artifact | : Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card | 0 | ||||
1688 | JRR | token Green | Token | Legendary Creature – Human Author | 2 | 2 |
: Create a Book token
: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control |
0 | ||
1689 | Moon Pie | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Delectable | Pay an half of a : Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn | 0 | ||||
1690 | Puppetmastery | token Black | Token | Emblem | 0 | |||||
1691 | Clone | token Blue | Token | Creature – Clone | 1 | 1 | : Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn | 0 | ||
1692 | Sapphire | token Blue | Token | Artifact | , Sacrifice Sapphire: Add | 0 | ||||
1693 | Ruby | token Red | Token | Artifact | , Sacrifice Ruby: Add | 0 | ||||
1694 | Rupee | token Multicolour | Token | Artifact | , Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add instead if you control a Legendary permanent | 0 | ||||
1695 | Emerald | token Green | Token | Artifact | , Sacrifice Emerald: Add | 0 | ||||
1696 | Organ | token Black | Token | Token Artifact – Food | : Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability | 0 | ||||
1697 | Runner | token Red | Token | Creature – Human | 2 | 2 | Haste, First Strike, Landwalk | 0 | ||
1698 | Cookie | token Hybrid greenwhite | Token | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability | 0 | ||||
1699 | Joey | token Green | Token | Creature – Kangaroo Child | 0 | 1 | 0 | |||
1700 | Kangaroo | token Hybrid redgreen | Token | Creature – Kangaroo | 4 | 2 | Jump Boost 5, Storage 2 | 0 | ||
1701 | Shipping Container | token Hybrid greenblue | Token | Artifact – Structure |
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5 |
0 | ||||
1702 | Hat | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Equipment |
Equip
Equipped creature gains ": Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less" |
0 | ||||
1703 | Vodka | token Artifact | Token | Artifact – Food | : Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself | 0 | ||||
1704 | Bacon | token Green | Token | Token Artifact – Food | Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life | 0 | ||||
1705 | Yarn | token Green | Token | Token Artifact | : Tap target Cat | 0 | ||||
1706 | Dude | token White | Token | Token Creature – Human | 1 | 1 | 0 | |||
1707 | Golden Egg | token Multicolour | Token | Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg | , Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead | 0 | ||||
1708 | Tainted Sand | token White | Token | Artifact | Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player | 0 | ||||
1709 | Monsterella | token Black | Token | Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster | 0 | 2 | , Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life | 0 | ||
1710 | Thing | token Colourless | Token | Token Creature – Thing | 10 | 10 | Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.) | 1 | on 08 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | |
1711 | Doty | token Artifact | Token | Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem | 4 | 3 | Indestructible, Trample | 1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |
1712 | Firearm | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact – Equipment |
Equip legendary creature
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace |
1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum | |||
1713 | Junk | token Artifact | Token | Token Artifact – Junk | 1 | on 11 Oct 2019 by Froggychum | ||||
1714 | Trinket | token Green | Token | Legendary Token Creature – Bear | 4 | 3 | Trample, Indestructible | 1 | on 17 Jun 2020 by Froggychum |