[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it : Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located |
Landwalk
2/2
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Alien Habitat
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure. Cook MoonPie – ( : Create a MoonPie token) |
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
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13/13
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2/3
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Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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: Create a Balloon artifact token2/3
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: Destroy target black creature |
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "
: Regenerate this creature" |
Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
All Artifacts gain "
: Google"
![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn |
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Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
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Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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2/2
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Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
(rare)
Landwalking Dead
(uncommon)
Moon Diner
(uncommon)
Packing
(uncommon)
Teenager
(common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Birthday Clown
(common)
Holy Water
(common)
Troll Hole
(common)
Bear Feet
(common)
Apple Logo
(common)
Amoral Aetherborn
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Pig
(token)

: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated









POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.