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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
 
Wiki Torture
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Instant – Torture
Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.

Target player reads all of Wikipedia
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Heartbreak
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead.
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Spring-in-the-step
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Erase from History
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Silver Sliver (common, foil)
Wiki Torture (mythic)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Heartbreak (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Enraging Dream (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Wall Nut (common)
The MRS (common)
Erase from History (common)
Manasucker (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Com Mon (common)
Brainless (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Pill (token)