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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Control Freak
{u}
 
 R 
Creature – God
While Control Freak is in play, you may only cast blue spells
Whenever you cast a spell, it gains "Tap target creature, then draw a card"
1/1
Caricature
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
Color is the New Color
{7}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Control Freak (rare)
Caricature (uncommon)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Stoner (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Nut (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Watermelon (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Idea (token)