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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Caillou
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Child
{b}, {t}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
Whenever Caillou has three or more age counters on it, transform it.
(Caillou transforms into Aang the Last Airbender)
2/2
all around good green boy
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf
{t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life.
3/4
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
Wet Willie
{u}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Caillou (rare)
all around good green boy (uncommon)
Packing (uncommon)
Wet Willie (uncommon)
Bad Omen (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Live (common)
playable common removal (common)
Birthday (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Flamingo (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Runner (token)