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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Instant
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Destroy target permanent. It's controller loses 1 life for each card in target graveyard.
 U 
Instant
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
OPQRSTUVWXYZ
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
 U 
Artifact
Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Archdemon's Endgame (mythic)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Wimpy Oil (uncommon)
Feign Death (common)
Pinja (common)
LEGO (common)
Cringe (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Flavorful (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Pain (common)
Silk Web (common)
Amooza! (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
PoisonVial (token)