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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo
{2}{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Orc Lord
Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{b}, tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life.
3/5
Florarama
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
Domino Artist
{2}{u/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life
2/3
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo (rare)
Florarama (uncommon)
Domino Artist (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Goodies (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bozo (token)