[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven
and you gain seven ![]() |
: gain 2 life, then read a dank memedanksos
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Protection from Sith
![]() : Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn1/2
Protection from Jedi
![]() : Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn2/1
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Cook Bread –
( : Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add .2/2
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Reach
2/4
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: Do a math equation, then draw a card |
Nightwatch costs
less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying |
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
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Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
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Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
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Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
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Just sayin'
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Create a Book token
![]() ![]() : Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control2/2
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Crude Oil
(rare)
aplsos
(uncommon)
Basic Jedi // Basic Sith
(uncommon)
Mana Nana
(uncommon)
Mecha-Spider
(common)
Calculator
(common)
Nightwatch
(common)
!
(common)
Gift of Learning
(common)
Impatience
(common)
Basic Bacon
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Ice Scream
(common)
Rarity curve is hard
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
JRR
(token)
and you gain seven 

: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme



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