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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Fun Guy
{w}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Fungus Swaglord
{t}: Heal each creature
2/2
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
Victorian Strike!
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Fun Guy (mythic)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
High Schooler (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Nitslave (common)
On A Stick (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Doty (token)