[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Homer Simpson    R  Legendary Creature – Simpson Fatso Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn The fattest of the Springfieldians 2/10	Another Day    U  Sorcery All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time) Another Dollar    U  Instant When you cast, choose one: -It has Strive, Pay half a white mana -It has Storm Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD	Curse Fluency    U  Enchantment Your swears cannot be countered Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled	Screwing of the Bulb    U  Sorcery Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Redneck    C  Creature – Human Farmer Haste, Trample 1/1	Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Knight of the Fort    C  Creature – Knight Defender 3/2	Dark Fae of the NEMBK    C  Creature – Faerie Flying, Lifelink 1/1
Egg Whites    C  Artifact Creature – Food Egg Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life	Aquamarine Curd    C  Creature – Curd When Aquamarine Curd dies add 0/0.01	Yolk Yokel    C  Creature – Egg Farmer : Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender 1/1	Bag of Cheetos    C  Artifact – Food Bag of Cheetos is Orange : Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Tax    C  Instant Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost	Broom    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Squarepants  T  Token Artifact – Equipment Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness Equipped creature isn't nude

Homer Simpson (rare)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Redneck (common)
Trustling (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Tax (common)
Broom (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Squarepants (token)