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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Archmage of Truth
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Wizard
Hexproof
Whenever you would draw a card, instead Discover (Reveal the top three cards of your library and put one card from among them into your hand, then put the rest back in any order and shuffle.).
2/3
Discount
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate
Coastal Wizard
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
{1}{u}, {t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep.
2/2
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Idiot
 T 
Creature – Idiot
hurr durr
1/1

Archmage of Truth (rare)
Discount (uncommon)
Coastal Wizard (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Navy War (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Brain (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Wiggle (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Pylon (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Idiot (token)