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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole
{4}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Fatso
Scarred 4 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 4 damage to all other creatures.)
Hungry 4 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put four +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
From the land of South Park many horrors arrive, but this, is certainly the darkest and most dreadful
2/6
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
A neat ability 1
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Hippocricket
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Eric Cartman, the Fractured but Whole (rare)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Wild Otnak (common)
Noob (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Manasucker (common)
Basic Slave (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Growth (common)
Thievery (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
PoisonVial (token)