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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
EMBKnight
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Knight
First Strike
When EMBKnight enters the battlefield, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do, you gain 10 life.
2/2
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Springfield Downs
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.
Witch's Broom
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

EMBKnight (rare)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Fatboi (common)
Prayer (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Pickle (common)
Fisherman (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Growth (common)
Smurf (common)
Grainforest (basic)
JRR (token)