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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
 
Father Fodder
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Lord
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
5/4
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Dopple Ganger
{1}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Dehumanize (common, foil)
Father Fodder (rare)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Enslave (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
NERF Gun (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Junkrat (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Trinket (token)