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Swampburn    R  Enchantment – Aura Curse Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp	Salvagery    U  Enchantment Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card	Creationism    U  Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life	Jury Bench    U  Artifact White Human and blue Human Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
High Schooler    C  Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot : Scry 13 13/13	Statically Triggered Activist    C  Basic Creature – Evil Protection from everything Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it : Put a poison counter on target TVShow 5/1	Fly Swatter    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip creature Equipped creature has ": Destroy target insect with Flying"	Melon    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Melon Hat    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Tardiness    C  Enchantment All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them	Box    C  Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)	RnM Fanboi    C  Creature – Human When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 2/1	Water Bottle of Fliptude    C  Artifact When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it : Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Boned Fish    C  Creature – Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/2	Bald Eagle    C  Creature – Bird Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Flying 3/3	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	LmaoAlien  T  Token Creature – Alien Hexproof 1/1

Swampburn (rare)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
High Schooler (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Melon (common)
Tardiness (common)
Box (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)