[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Royal (Elitist is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost1/4
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: Create a Spam token2/3
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When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch ![]() (When this spell resolves, you may pay ![]() . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness ![]() (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)2/2
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Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
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When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
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2/3
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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: Destroy target black creature |
K may be payed with
, then copying a spell or ability
: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards |
, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away |
Equip
Equipped creature gains Storage 2 |
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Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target
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Elitist
(rare)
Internet Troll
(uncommon)
Laser Engravement
(uncommon)
Psychotic Arsonist
(uncommon)
Walking Dead
(common)
Fluke Diva
(common)
Ass Carcass
(common)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Holy Water
(common)
Special K
(common)
Egg
(common)
Backpack
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
LEGO
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Sound Cloud
(token)


: Tap target creature with less than $10.00 CAD on it, Elitist deal's X damage to it's controller, then you gain X life, where X is it's converted mana cost


: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.