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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo
{2}{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Orc Lord
Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{b}, tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life.
3/5
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Fisher's Rod
{1}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has "{t}: Tap target Fish"
Murk Lurker
{1}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog Horror
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
1/4
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo (rare)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Fisher's Rod (uncommon)
Murk Lurker (uncommon)
Microphone (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Crab (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Yes (common)
Nein (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)