[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Pig Tails    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Female Human Child Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"	Sponge Reefs    R  Legendary Land Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped : Add or : Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and ": Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies	Cowwardingman    U  Creature – Cow Coward Cleric (Cowards cannot block) Cowardice or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn. 0/1	Oldfashionedism    U  Enchantment : Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
Swiper, He who Swipes    U  Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange : Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours , Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3	Apartment Complex    C  Artifact – Structure Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.) At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.	Ice Scream    C  Instant Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token	Faciality    C  Enchantment Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Deja Vu    C  Instant Copy target spell	Shell Armor    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)	Barrel    C  Artifact – Equipment : Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens Equip Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art	Quizzical Axe    C  Artifact What should be payed with? : Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Banishment    C  Instant Exile target creature	Bugbear    C  Creature – Goblin Beast Reach Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay . 3/1	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Balloon  T  Token Artifact Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot Crew Wizard As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest */*

Pig Tails (common, foil)
Sponge Reefs (rare)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Apartment Complex (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Faciality (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Barrel (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Banishment (common)
Bugbear (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Balloon (token)