[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
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Flying
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control. */*
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Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand.
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Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
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Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3
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Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
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Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
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Haste
2/2
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: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar |
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card |
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
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Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
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: Destroy target black creature |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life |
Speedrun
(uncommon, foil)
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon
(rare)
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly)
(uncommon)
Rewording
(uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Heart
(common)
Dank memes
(common)
Hellhound
(common)
Candy Bar!
(common)
Microjumble
(common)
Take a Dump
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Sun Fyip
(common)
Holy Water
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Beer
(token)






: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn