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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Monster
Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens
5/5
 U 
Enchantment
{u}: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card
{u}{u}{u}: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have +1/+1
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Ella the Monster (rare)
Appoholism (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Wildstyle (uncommon)
Combo (common)
Kale (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Respawn (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Idiotproof (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Trinket (token)