[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Play Minecraft for X minutes: Cast X spells, they cannot be countered if X is greater than five
10/10
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Shock any target
Deal 20 damage to any target
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Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
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Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total. 5/5
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Flamingo is pink
Flying 1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Storage 2 |
: Combine two Artifacts
![]() , Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game |
Defender
: Remove from target player.2/5
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As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. |
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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3/3
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors |
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Flying, Lifelink
2/2
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![]() : +2/+0 until end of turn3/2
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5
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Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty
(mythic)
Boom // Explosion
(uncommon)
Batta Lion
(uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov
(uncommon)
Flamingo
(common)
Backpack
(common)
Glue
(common)
Couch Potato
(common)
Horrific Dream
(common)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Green Aura
(common)
Love Dove
(common)
Volatile Hitmyran
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Bozo
(token)








: Combine two Artifacts
from target player.
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.