[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Pry    R  Instant Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented.	Lobster    U  Creature – Crab Lobster is Blue Defender : Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn 3/1	Mathematician    U  Creature – Mathematician {π}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number 1/3	Art A    U  Instant Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
Max Health Potion    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20	Laughing Gas    C  Enchantment Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller	Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)    C  Instant Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.	New York Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Booster Shot    C  Instant Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn	Nut    C  Artifact – Food : Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player	Rarity curve is hard    C    Just sayin'	Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life
Ramen    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college College sucks...	Kek    C  Instant – Urge Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.) Create a Spam token.	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	PoisonVial  T  Artifact : Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one: -Target player loses 2 life -Put a poison counter on target player

Pry (rare)
Lobster (uncommon)
Mathematician (uncommon)
Art (uncommon)
Max Health Potion (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Nut (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Zoom (common)
Ramen (common)
Kek (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
PoisonVial (token)