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Hell's Kitchen    R  Legendary Land : All Foods and Delectables have ": Gain 5 life" until end of turn : Create seven Foodevils, sacrifice them at end of turn	Rormeh, Lazy Alt    U  Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life 1/1	Combo-Breaker    U  Creature – Human Evil When Combo-Breaker enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. Choose a permanent card among them. That player puts that card onto the battlefield tapped. 3/3	Credit Card    U  Artifact Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent. : Remove a debt counter from Credit Card At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game
Froggychum, after making a card-dump    C  Creature – Broken Person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI 1/1	Wormhole    C  Artifact : Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent	Carpetburn    C  Instant Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.	Fork (The Utility)    C  Artifact – Equipment : Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Smurfberry    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton	Cancerous Magic Player    C  Creature – Human Child When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one: – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead 1/1	Silk Web    C  Artifact – Structure Spider Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. : Freeze target Insect. : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.	Finger Gun    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
Apartment Complex    C  Artifact – Structure Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.) At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.	Com Mon    C  Creature – Human Druggy Internetian 1/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	token 69 again  T  Token

Hell's Kitchen (rare)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Combo-Breaker (uncommon)
Credit Card (uncommon)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Wormhole (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Silk Web (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Com Mon (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
token 69 again (token)