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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eldrago
{w}{u}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Beyblade – Dragon Lord
Royal, Unblockable.
{w}{u}{b}: Eldrago gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total power of Dragons you control.
{t}, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game.
0/7
Signpost
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype.
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Master's Sword
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Eldrago (mythic)
Signpost (uncommon)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Master's Sword (uncommon)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Yes (common)
Kale (common)
Bleck (common)
Volcano (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Microjumble (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Squarepants (token)