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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Esper Army
{3}{u}{b}
 
 R 
Tribal Enchantment Artifact – Construct Army
Creatures have base power and toughness 2/2. Those you control among them get -1/-1 and gain Skulk.
{2}{w}: Creatures get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Timelord
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
Headsplitter Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Esper Army (rare)
Snipery (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
You Tried! (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Amooza! (common)
White Cloth (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Sapphire (token)