[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create five Clue tokens |
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block4/3
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Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life. |
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
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As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 0/0.01
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Kicker –
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If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature. |
Make something
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(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
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Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
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: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token.
, : Transform BeggarSpare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add ![]() .I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability |
Blue, the Cluefinder
(mythic)
Basilisk
(uncommon)
Hoard
(uncommon)
Thanker
(uncommon)
Screeching Curd
(common)
Hellfyre Shot
(common)
Make
(common)
Cowward
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Cringe
(common)
Quill
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Snake-Eye Die
(common)
Beggar
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Organ
(token)



: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
Sorcery
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