[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed)
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Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
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Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game : Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land |
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
: Create a Food token
: Create an Artifact token1/1
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn |
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Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
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Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
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Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
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Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
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Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
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![]() : Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero -Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Electron: Add
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Devils Devotion
(rare)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
(uncommon)
Manor Gates
(uncommon)
Autumn Piyf
(uncommon)
Mop
(common)
Proletariat
(common)
Sillyfy
(common)
Human Sacrifice
(common)
A Fishy Situation
(common)
Basic Bacon
(common)
Bad Yh
(common)
Idiotproof
(common)
Smoke
(common)
Habanero
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Electron
(token)



: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land


