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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
 
Jabby Puns
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you Laugh, jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers) and Jabby Puns shocks it
Air Plane
 U 
Plane – Randomania
White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying
Whenever you roll {chaos}, pay {x} then choose one:
-Return X creatures to their owners hands
-Exile X creatures until end of turn
Appoholism
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{u}: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card
{u}{u}{u}: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism
Basic Jedi
{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jedi
Protection from Sith
{w/u}{t}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn
1/2
Basic Sith
{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Sith
Protection from Jedi
{r/b}{t}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn
2/1
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Organ
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

Clone Trooper (common, foil)
Jabby Puns (rare)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Appoholism (uncommon)
Basic Jedi // Basic Sith (uncommon)
OP (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Shitpost (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Glue (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Organ (token)