[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Vigilance, Plainswalk
, : Exile target artifact spell2/3
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![]() : Sacrifice Capri Sun, drink a Capri Sun (tm), gain 4 life, if you consume the beverage in one swallow, gain 8 life instead, then read a dank meme |
Destroy all artifact creatures.
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Pay
, or : Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life -You loot 2 -Hyperness shocks up to two targets each |
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You may sacrifice three creatures with Flying instead of paying this spell's mana cost.
: Draw a card. If you do, mill a card. |
: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
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Haste, First Strike
2/2
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: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
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: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn |
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Equip
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented |
Vigilance
Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime 3/3
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
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Codename: Baseball
(uncommon, foil)
Capri Sun
(rare)
Cyborgicide
(uncommon)
Hyperness
(uncommon)
Windmill
(uncommon)
Melon
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite
(common)
Hyun Warrior
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Furrytize
(common)
Cereal // Muffin
(common)
Chewed Leaf
(common)
Goggles of Vision
(common)
Gnight
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Fish
(token)


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: Exile target artifact spell




POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.