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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
#
{2}{g}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Kicker – {1}{g}
Create four 1/1 green Elk creature tokens. Then, if # was kicked, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
"Power in numbers! The wolves cannot eat us all!"
– Elks, before being eaten (all)
Caricature
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second
Patience
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Emu Gel
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird Ooze
Trample
3/2
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

# (rare)
Caricature (uncommon)
Patience (uncommon)
Emu Gel (uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Create (common)
Catfish (common)
Fluke (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Temursaur (common)
Giegote (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Doty (token)