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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hammock Trap
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Trap Card?
Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
{0}: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step
 
Garfield, Comic Cat
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Cat Construct
{t}: Create a Buffetdish token
3/3
Manor Gates
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Insight from the Void
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Charcoal
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Hammock Trap (uncommon, foil)
Garfield, Comic Cat (rare)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Insight from the Void (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Charcoal (common)
Sunrise (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
playable common removal (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bozo (token)