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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
 
Carolina Reaper
{r}{r}{r}{g}{g}{g}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Artifact – Delectable
{9}: Target player eats a Carolina Reaper, if they show pain, they lose the game, and are destroyed and you deal X damage to all creatures you don't control, where X is thrice the destroyed players life total
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Paranoia
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Holy Symbol
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Fish
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

You are a good person (common, foil)
Carolina Reaper (mythic)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Packing (uncommon)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Evil (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Smoke (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Lmao (common)
Kale (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Fish (token)