[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Gotcha – Whenever an opponent swears, choose one:
-Deal 3 damage to that player -Draw a card |
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
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: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Each player discards their hand
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2/3
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![]() : +2/+0 until end of turn3/2
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: Combine two Artifacts
![]() , Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game |
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn. – Target creature gains Indestructible this turn. Entwine (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.) |
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Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
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Reach
1/3
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Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone 2/1
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Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
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Flying
![]() : Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life0/1
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Physically harm your opponent
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest */*
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Censoring
(rare)
Cross the River
(uncommon)
Candy Apple
(uncommon)
All with Nothing
(uncommon)
Ass Carcass
(common)
Volatile Hitmyran
(common)
Glue
(common)
a card frfr?
(common)
Smoke
(common)
Long Legs
(common)
Child Soldier
(common)
Swim
(common)
Dove
(common)
Pain
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Balloon
(token)


: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn



