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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Terminal Cancer
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Curse
At the beginning of cursed player's upkeep, they get a Cancer counter
If a player has ten or more Cancer counters, they lose the game
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Ageism
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
{w}: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number
Knightmare One Year Later
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare
Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls.
3/3
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Tattoo
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

Terminal Cancer (rare)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Ageism (uncommon)
Knightmare One Year Later (uncommon)
Pupucaca (common)
Enslave (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Randomize (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Doodle (common)
You are a good person (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tattoo (token)