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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Triplet
Indestructible, Menace, Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants, Sorceries, and cards with Flash
When you cast Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu exile six target permanents, if you have less than twenty-one cards in your hand draw cards equal to the distance, you gain control of target player on their next three turns
Whenever Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu attacks, defending player exiles top fifty-nine cards of their library
Discard three cards with converted mana cost X: Counter three target spells with converted mana cost X
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu costs {3} less for each card type among cards in your graveyard
35/35
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
 U 
Creature – Hound Wizard
Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step
3/1
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
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Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu (mythic)
Detention (uncommon)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Caninus Archmage (uncommon)
Pine Tree (common)
A La Mode (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Bleck (common)
Randomize (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Bugbear (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)