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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spooderman
{6}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Swaglord
When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots

All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types
69/69
Amphibian's Pad
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{1}{u}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn.
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Insight from the Void
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Dopple Ganger
{1}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Spooderman (rare)
Amphibian's Pad (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Insight from the Void (uncommon)
Broom (common)
Sharp (common)
Lock (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Nut (common)
Gnight (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Astronaut (token)