[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand1/2
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Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2/2
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, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card. |
Spectacle
![]() (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead. Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card. 2/4
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Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control 2/2
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Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
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Deathtouch, Infect
![]() : Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token2/1
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3/3
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Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
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: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types |
: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the gameIm sure your hungry
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Suit Tailor
(common, foil)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(mythic)
Slave Mill
(uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard
(uncommon)
Amazing Astronaut
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
(common)
Black Widow
(common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton
(common)
Allograft
(common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Rule 63
(common)
Thicc
(common)
NeverWet
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Burger
(token)


: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand

, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.


