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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lord of the Selfless
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Angel Lord
Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells.
Opponents spells cost {x} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless.
Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
{t}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.
Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless.
When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game.
0/7
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Traffic Jam
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Lord of the Selfless (rare)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Meow (common)
Jurymin (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Shitpost (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Doze (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)