[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turnHis name is unspeakable...
1/1
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Flying, Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)5/5
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Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control 2/2
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When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
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Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost |
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way. |
: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life |
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Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
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Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
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You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
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Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
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: Target green Food gains " : Gain 1 life" |
Equip
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card |
Mike Hunt
(rare, foil)
Dragoon
(rare)
Wimpy Oil
(uncommon)
Amazing Astronaut
(uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar
(uncommon)
Tax
(common)
Insightful Dream
(common)
Applesauce
(common)
Egg Whites
(common)
Basic Bacon
(common)
Hypocrite
(common)
Bad Yh
(common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
(common)
Flute
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Book
(token)

: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn


: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life