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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Raging Bones
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Skeleton
Deathtouch
{r}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Raging Bones: Destroy target land. Activate this ability only if Raging Bones killed a creature that land's controller controls this turn.
2/1
Grappling Hook
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {4}
Equip Rogue {2}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{u}, {t}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat"
Wildlife Crossing
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Raging Bones (rare)
Grappling Hook (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
LEGO (common)
Applesauce (common)
Teamer (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Sharp (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Flavorful (common)
Skysheep (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Spam (token)