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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Prison Aquarium
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact
Blue creatures get -1/-1
Fish cannot attack
Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them.
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
2NC's Servant
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Druid
Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
1/3
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Prison Aquarium (rare)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
2NC's Servant (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Broom (common)
elp-Mart (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Skysheep (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Esketit (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Randomize (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bacon (token)