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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
 
Termurate
{u}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Temur
Absorption Sponge
{1}{w/g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
0/2
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Idiotproof (common, foil)
Termurate (rare)
Absorption Sponge (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Skysheep (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Crackhead (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Emerald (token)