[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Ingrown Toenail C Artifact – Delectable Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)	Mr Clean R Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man) : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2	Pharmer U Creature – Human Farmer Horror : Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill 2/2 Farmacist U Creature – Human Cleric Horror : Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot 2/2	Sandy Oak U Creature – Treefolk Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking. 2/4
Sonic Fastboi U Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar Sonic Fastboi is Blue. Jump Boost 4 (: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste 3/2	Nemcatcher's Net C Artifact Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped , , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.	Junkrat C Creature – Rat You may pay an additional when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch. When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1	Evolve C Instant Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
Teddy Bear C Creature – Bear Demon I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face 2/2	Dullify C Instant Target creature is Dull until end of turn	Assnaut C Creature – Donkey Astronaut Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands 1/1	Warrior's Pillow C Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Strawberry Cheesecake C Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn	Hummus C Artifact – Food When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus : Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Moon Pie T Artifact – Delectable Pay an half of a : Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn