[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Mr Clean    R  Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man) : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2	Yedi    U  Creature – Yeti Jedi Flash When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost. 2/2	Jediism    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature gains ": Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life" Sithism    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant red or black creature Enchanted creature gains ": Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"	Thot Patrol    U  Sorcery Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Wingman    C  Creature – Bird Angel Rogue : Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game I need to earn my wings!!! 2/1	Dragon Egg    C  Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg Dragon Egg cannot attack or block Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it 0/1 Basic Dragon    C  Creature – Dragon Flying, Firebreathing (: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste 4/3	Bunnyrat    C  Creature – Rabbit Rat Flash A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.) Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. they breed like... oh fuck. */*	Heal Potion    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Shimmering Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Flying 1/2	Sand Block    C  Artifact – Block (Sand Block can be Smelted) , : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches. Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. Glass Block    C  Artifact – Block , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter	Pringles Logo    C  Artifact – Logo : Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life	Couch Potato    C  Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso Defender : Remove from target player. 2/5
Nitslave    C  Creature – Human Slave : Create a Yarn token : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield 1/2	Faciality    C  Enchantment Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Cookie  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Mr Clean (rare)
Yedi (uncommon)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Wingman (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Sand Block (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Nitslave (common)
Faciality (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cookie (token)