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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dweller of Two-Worlds
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Frog
{2}{u}{u}{u}: Take an extra turn after this one
{2}{b}{b}{b}: Each other player with four or more land cards in their graveyard loses the game
{2}{g}{g}{g}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Trample this turn.
4/4
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Squirrel Girl
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Dweller of Two-Worlds (mythic)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Squirrel Girl (uncommon)
Humanize (common)
Bumfart (common)
Eep (common)
Lock (common)
Sharp (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Keg (common)
Bubble (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
PoisonVial (token)