[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Supreme Librarian
{2}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Cleric Artificer
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}: Read a book, if you enjoy it, gain 50 life, activate this ability only on your turn
There is always time for a good book
2/2
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
No Backsies
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Silly Enchantment
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Copy Pasta
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
replicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicatereplicate

Supreme Librarian (rare)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
No Backsies (uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Pupper (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Self Harm (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Catfish (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)