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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dom's Hitmyran
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Hitmyran Slave
Haste, Trample, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{g}: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt
He taught his Hitmyran to breathe flame
7/5
Grappling Hook
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {4}
Equip Rogue {2}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{u}, {t}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat"
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Songmage Accountant
{2/u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Dom's Hitmyran (rare)
Grappling Hook (uncommon)
Jumble (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Wild Soul (common)
Dullify (common)
Evil (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Calculator (common)
Nut (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Bubble (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)