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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Winged Falconeer
{w}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Artificer
Flying
Other creatures you control with Flying get +1/+1 and whenever one or more of them deal combat damage to a player, that player cannot cast more than one spell during their next turn.
3/4
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Winged Falconeer (rare)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Sunrise (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Fly (common)
Web (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Calculator (common)
Ree! (common)
Bull (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)