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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Storage Wars
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Storage Wars enters the battlefield, create X Shipping Containers, where X is thrice the number of players
{r}{r}: Target player fights another player, if they win, they may discard a card, if they do, they draw a card
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Storage Wars (rare)
Yedi (uncommon)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Cheesecake (common)
Sword (common)
Calculator (common)
Moo (common)
Enslave (common)
OP (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Cookie (token)