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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
666 – 666
Target player loses 666 life
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric
When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn.
1/3
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
 U 
Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer
2/2
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

The True Evil (mythic)
Bad Doctor (uncommon)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Nic Mecha (uncommon)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Redhead (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Joey (token)