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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Blaze It!
{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Blaze It!, take a puff:
Deal 420 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Spidget Finner
{0}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Habanero
{r/g}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Blaze It! (mythic)
Jumble (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Spidget Finner (uncommon)
Sunrise (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Habanero (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Doodle (common)
Midget (common)
LEGO (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Squarepants (token)