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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Revised Chimney Imp
{6}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Imp
Flying
When this creature dies, you may pay {4}{b}. If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent.
1/2
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Burger
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game
Im sure your hungry

Revised Chimney Imp (rare)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Doodle (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
NeverWet (common)
African Child (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Minitaur (common)
Leperboi (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Burger (token)