[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds1/1
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: Spin Spidget Finner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add one mana of any color for each dank meme you've read this turn |
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 (
: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)0/2
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Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. |
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females |
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has " : Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" |
: Tap another Domino |
neat! snaps camera
1/1
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Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it |
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Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
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: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target
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Devourer of Curds
(rare)
Spidget Finner
(uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
(uncommon)
Hot Pocket
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
(common)
Rancid
(common)
Sweet
(common)
Domino
(common)
Neat Newt
(common)
Rule 63
(common)
Enslave
(common)
African Child
(common)
Melon
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Sound Cloud
(token)

: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds
: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)

