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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Garden of Eden
{5}{w}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{w/g}, tap an untapped creature inhabiting this structure: You gain 4 life.
Nomicide
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker {1}{b}
Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name.
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Garden of Eden (mythic)
Nomicide (uncommon)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Silver Sliver (common)
a card frfr? (common)
You are a good person (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Proletariat (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bacon (token)