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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chillin' Like a Villain
{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Clone
 T 
Creature – Clone
{2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
1/1

Chillin' Like a Villain (rare)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Selfharmer (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Protect Belief (common)
First Guy (common)
Make (common)
LEGO (common)
Nayasaur (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Clone (token)