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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads
{4}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Elemental Lord
Royal, Super Haste, Triple Strike, Flash, Firebreathing
{4}{r}{r}{r}, {t}: Burn everything.
For when you'd rather be committing arson than playing Magic.
4/2
Call to the Slopfeast
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Jinjurr, Lord of Redheads (mythic)
Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Sharp (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Protect Belief (common)
OP (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Red Rag (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
GMOPork (token)