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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Human Hero
When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras.
{1}{w}{t}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature
"SCREW YOU HEROES' BANE!"
-Auro Hydrabane
1/4
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token

Hydras' Bane (rare)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
Wedding Ring (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Giegote (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Bubble (common)
Keg (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Applesauce (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
token 69 (token)