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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hciragic, the Chainsmoker
{3}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Druggy
{t}: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens
{t}: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total
Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked
2/3
Tugowar Manowar
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Absorption Sponge
{1}{w/g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
0/2
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Hciragic, the Chainsmoker (rare)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Absorption Sponge (uncommon)
Sunrise (common)
Tinsel (common)
Bork (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Flavorful (common)
Pain (common)
Birthday (common)
Turbulence (common)
Smurf (common)
Growth (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)