[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() , tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life.3/5
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Player's may not take extra turns
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Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step |
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get .
Creatures you control cannot attack. Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying , where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.) |
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You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
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Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
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Flying
2/1
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: Add ![]() 1/1
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: Combine two Artifacts
![]() , Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game |
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it 0/1
Flying, Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste4/3
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: Destroy target black creature |
Trample, Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/2
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
1/1
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Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo
(rare)
Waiting
(uncommon)
Hammock Trap
(uncommon)
Recharge
(uncommon)
Hypocrite
(common)
Skysheep
(common)
Zombee
(common)
Basic Slave
(common)
Glue
(common)
Dragon Egg
(common)
Holy Water
(common)
Bull
(common)
Spawnkill
(common)
Barrel
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Dude
(token)







: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
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