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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Arachnidality
{8}
 
 R 
Enchantment
All creatures are Spiders in addition to their other types
All numbers on all cards are replaced by 8
Double-Edged Dagger
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
Money Monkey Monk
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord
{t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total
1/1
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Arachnidality (rare)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Money Monkey Monk (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Bakery (common)
Junkrat (common)
Tweet (common)
Lmao (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Doggo (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cookie (token)