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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Potty Monster
{2}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Monster
Trample
Whenever an ability of a permanent causes a player to Defecate, flip a coin. If it lands on tails, destroy that permanent.
7/7
 
Five-Color Activator #3
{3}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Construct
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying
{2}{w}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with First Strike
{3}{r}: Create a 3/3 red Elemental creature token with Haste
{4}{g}: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with Trample
{5}{b}: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with Menace
2/2
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Shame
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Potty Monster (mythic, foil)
Five-Color Activator #3 (rare)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Shame (uncommon)
Bee Syrup (common)
Vivoon (common)
Bleck (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
LEGO (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Lmao (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cigarette (token)