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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
 
Bah-Roken Astral Drift
{w}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you cycle a card, choose one or both:
– Exile target permanent
– Cast that card without paying it's mana cost
Yando'Mhit
{1}{w/u}{b/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
{2}, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.
2/2
Teacher Troubles
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
Bane of Arthropods
{3}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Barrel (common, foil)
Bah-Roken Astral Drift (rare)
Yando'Mhit (uncommon)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Glue (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Noob (common)
Black Aura (common)
Pupper (common)
Web (common)
Derp (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)