[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Mr Clean    R  Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man) : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2	Cupid's Arrow    U  Artifact – Equipment Equip Human Equip Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"	Rowling's App    U  Artifact – Equipment Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99 Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has ": Add ""	Eager Eagle    U  Creature – Bird Flying When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn. Dash (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.) 3/2
Spoon (The Utility)    C  Artifact – Equipment : Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card	Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards    C  Instant – Urge Create a card, then put it into your hand Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction	NCN Crafter    C  Creature – Elf Artificer : Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way. 2/2	Mockingbyrd    C  Creature – Bird Troll Flying : Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em 2/1
Hax!    C  Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player	Suit Tailor    C  Creature – Human Artificer : Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand 1/2	Candy Bar!    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar	Luminous Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us. 2/2
Dove    C  Creature – Bird Flying : Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life 0/1	Nightwatch    C  Sorcery Nightwatch costs less to cast if it's Nighttime Look at target players hand.	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Grey GMO Goo  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Mr Clean (rare)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Eager Eagle (uncommon)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Hax! (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Dove (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)