[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Menace, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying
Hydrophobic (Hydrophobe cannot be in play if a blue thing is) 5/5
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Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
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: Combine two target Equipments |
4/4
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: Combine two Artifacts
![]() , Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game |
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
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Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Trample
3/3
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Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
First Strike
2/3
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: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turnThe most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
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Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. |
Equip
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn 1/1
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Hydrophobe
(rare)
Florarama
(uncommon)
Anvil
(uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
(uncommon)
Glue
(common)
Luminous Aetherborn
(common)
Spank
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Nayasaur
(common)
Bear Feet
(common)
French Vanilla Guy
(common)
Smurfberry
(common)
Apartment Complex
(common)
Red Bandana
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Cockroach
(token)



: Combine two target Equipments
