[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker    R  Legendary Creature – Faerie Flying, Hexproof : Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC 2/2	The First Creation    U  Legendary Creature – Germ The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it. Protection from things with more Age counters and all players. : Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc). 0/2	Cinammon Challenge    U  Instant – Challenge Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)	Butt-Fugly Shacc    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat : Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Gorgeous Mansion    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
Neat Newt    C  Creature – Lizard neat! snaps camera 1/1	Couch Potato    C  Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso Defender : Remove from target player. 2/5	Statically Triggered Activist    C  Basic Creature – Evil Protection from everything Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it : Put a poison counter on target TVShow 5/1	Carpetburn    C  Instant Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
Silk Web    C  Artifact – Structure Spider Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. : Freeze target Insect. : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.	Swim    C  Instant Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size	Lockpicker    C  Creature – Rogue Raider Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) 1/1	Space Chimp    C  Creature – Ape Astronaut Flying 1/1
Eat Cat    C  Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype	Fork (The Utility)    C  Artifact – Equipment : Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Dream  T  Token Artifact : Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life : Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Neat Newt (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Silk Web (common)
Swim (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)