[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens
: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total
Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked 2/3
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You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield
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Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X
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Equip lib
Equipped lib has " : Tap target creature without a victim counter on it." |
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types |
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
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Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent |
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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Trample
oink OINK
4/4
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, : Destroy target nonwhite creature |
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
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![]() : Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life |
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life. |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10
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Hciragic, the Chainsmoker
(rare)
Call to the Evilkillingfeast
(uncommon)
Devalue
(uncommon)
Megaphone
(uncommon)
Red Aura
(common)
Lmao
(common)
Gotta Go Fast!
(common)
Wormhole
(common)
Spawnkill
(common)
Mega Pig
(common)
Holy Symbol
(common)
Do it for the LOLS
(common)
Incense
(common)
Bad Pun
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Thing
(token)


: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens





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