[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed)
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Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1. At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn. |
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.2/2
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Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
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Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay .3/1
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). 1/2
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When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling |
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
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Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
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As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay
to counter it
Target player gets Rekt |
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying 3/3
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1
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Devils Devotion
(rare)
Springfield Downs
(uncommon)
Yedi
(uncommon)
Noogie
(uncommon)
Bugbear
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Bear Feet
(common)
Turdle
(common)
OCDManiac
(common)
NERF Gun
(common)
Bee Syrup
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Get Rekt
(common)
Bald Eagle
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Deer
(token)





less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
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