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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bogbeam
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Bogbeam costs {4} less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.
Target player discards seven cards.
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Mathematician
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Mathematician
{π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number
1/3
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Bogbeam (rare)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Mathematician (uncommon)
Ramen (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Catfish (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Gremlin (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Idea (token)