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Far-Trek Explorer    M  Creature – Nomad Banding with Nomads Nomads you control have +1/+2 and First Strike Sacrifice Far-Trek Explorer: You may search your library for an Expedition and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library 2/3	Gem of Rekt    U  Enchantment Artifact Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead	The Boss Baby    U  Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord : Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn. : Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn. : Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn. : Target player gives you $100.00 CAD. 1/3	Butt-Fugly Shacc    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat : Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Gorgeous Mansion    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
Rancid    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Stinky Smelly creature At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females	Skysheep    C  Creature – Skysheep Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token Oft mistaken for clouds 1/1	Spooky Scary Skeleton    C  Creature – Skeleton 3/3	Censor Bar    C  Instant Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card
NERF Gun    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling	New Year of Cards    C    This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip	Louse    C  Creature – Insect , Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card 1/1	Gift of Passion    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Spawnkill    C  Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill	Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards    C  Instant – Urge Create a card, then put it into your hand Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Beer  T  Token Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Far-Trek Explorer (mythic)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Rancid (common)
Skysheep (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Censor Bar (common)
NERF Gun (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Louse (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Beer (token)