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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment
When Frontier Format enters the battlefield remove from game all cards that are not legal in Frontier

Only spells legal in Frontier may be cast
My favorite :D
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token
2/2
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

Frontier Format (rare)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Poetry (uncommon)
Eat Cat (common)
You are a good person (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Stinkify (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Wormhole (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Penguin (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tattoo (token)