[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow
: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants1/infinity
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When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness ![]() (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)2/2
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Haste, Prowess
3/3
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Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "
, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn" |
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add
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Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
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, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. |
: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg |
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
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: Create a grey Food artifact token with " , Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty" |
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Reach
2/4
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![]() : Ping any target2/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life |
Spongebob Squarepants
(mythic)
Psychotic Arsonist
(uncommon)
Pro
(uncommon)
Pog Collection
(uncommon)
A La Mode
(common)
Fatboi
(common)
African Child
(common)
Louse
(common)
Horrific Dream
(common)
Keg
(common)
Illuminate the Heart
(common)
7/11
(common)
Mecha-Spider
(common)
Mad Nomad
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Spam
(token)



: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants

, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
