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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Instant
You gain 3 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
"The horrible deaths of the corrupted was necessary so that the pure may live"
– Scripture
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
 U 
Artifact
When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype.
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Rapture (rare)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Signpost (uncommon)
Fireckzian (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Huge Man (common)
Wiggle (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Subscriber (token)