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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
123456789
{1}{2}{3}{4}{5}{6}{7}{8}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Embodiement
When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three:
-Target player gains 12346789 life
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker
-123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player
123456789/123456789
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

123456789 (rare)
Thanker (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Algae (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Thinker (common)
Derp (common)
Shitpost (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Catfish (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Make (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dude (token)