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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Black Wall of Wonder what this does?
{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life.
0/4
Wildlife Crossing
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
Cross the River
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Black Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Cross the River (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
On A Stick (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Meow (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Spank (common)
Keg (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Shipping Container (token)