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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
 
Cloning Machine
{5}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Artifact
{1}{u}: Create a Clone creature token.
Traffic Jam
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
Switcharoo Game
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
Night in the Fort
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Crackhead (common, foil)
Cloning Machine (rare)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Joyous Pun (common)
You Tried! (common)
Shackles (common)
Lmao (common)
Thinker (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Jab (common)
Hick (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)