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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
 
Crude Oil
{5}
 
 R 
Artifact
Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven {b} and you gain seven {e}
Soul Ring
{w}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Murk Lurker
{1}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog Horror
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
1/4
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Water Elemelon (common, foil)
Crude Oil (rare)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Murk Lurker (uncommon)
Louse (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Redneck (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Microphone (common)
Unemployee (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dude (token)