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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Father Fodder
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Lord
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
5/4
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Blackhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Habanero
{r/g}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Father Fodder (rare)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Blackhole (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Gift Goblin (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Space Chimp (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Sadness (common)
Old Friend (common)
Bull (common)
Habanero (common)
Nein (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sapphire (token)