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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
 
Audible Skysheep
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Skysheep
{t}: Create a number of Sound Cloud tokens equal to your life total
6/6
Boon of Power
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life.
Enchanted creature has Menace.
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Flavorful (common, foil)
Audible Skysheep (rare)
Boon of Power (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Sin Fyip (common)
Thievery (common)
Egg (common)
Smurf (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Dove (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bacon (token)