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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Evonucard
{3}{u}{u}{u}{g}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Nucard God
Evonucard has the text boxes of Imprinted things
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Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Caricature
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second
Heartbreak
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead.
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Evonucard (mythic)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Caricature (uncommon)
Heartbreak (uncommon)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
In a Jar (common)
Algae (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Leash (common)
Keg (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)