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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human
{t}: Say Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted's name, if you can think of a magic card that rhymes with it, you may play that card from your hand
1/1
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Growth (common, foil)
Bob Nick-Ellis, Being Fighted (rare)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Jumble (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Dank memes (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Redneck (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Love Dove (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Birthday (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Emerald (token)