[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Kicker –
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Create four 1/1 green Elk creature tokens. Then, if # was kicked, you gain 1 life for each creature you control. "Power in numbers! The wolves cannot eat us all!"
– Elks, before being eaten (all) |
Roll two six-sided dice, record the outcomes
Target Silly creature you control gains +X/+Y, where X was the first dice roll, and Y was the second |
Player's may not take extra turns
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Trample
3/2
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You gain control of target thing that you own.
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Equip Rat
Equipped Rat has " : Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" |
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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Create something
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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![]() : +1/+1 until end of turn2/3
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Trample
3/3
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2/2
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Equip Child
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Indestructible, Trample
4/3
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(rare)
Caricature
(uncommon)
Patience
(uncommon)
Emu Gel
(uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
(common)
Gucci Wool Hat
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Create
(common)
Catfish
(common)
Fluke
(common)
Vindictive Hitmyran
(common)
Temursaur
(common)
Giegote
(common)
Scout Badge
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Doty
(token)




: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn