[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Put two +1/+1 counters on Big Chungus
As long as Big Chungus has more than a dozen +1/+1 counters on it, it has "At the beginning of each end step, move all creatures not touching Big Chungus one centimeter towards it. Creatures touching Big Chungus are pacified Astronauts" 3.5/14
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When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
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Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
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Devoid
: Destroy all other permanents |
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors |
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
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Just sayin'
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: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
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Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
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Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
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: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life |
You gain control of target thing that you own.
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, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ( : Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn. |
: Create a Yarn token
![]() : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield1/2
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Equip
Equipped creature gains " : Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less" |
Big Chungus
(mythic)
Headsplitter Skeleton
(uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
(uncommon)
Voidhole
(uncommon)
Green Aura
(common)
Illuminate the Mind
(common)
Rarity curve is hard
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Impatience
(common)
Sad Clown
(common)
Canned Spam
(common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
(common)
Leaping Potion
(common)
Nitslave
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Hat
(token)






: Destroy all other permanents

: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.