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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dom's Hitmyran
{3}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Hitmyran Slave
Haste, Trample, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
{g}: Dom's Hitmyran fights any target and drains life equal to the damage dealt
He taught his Hitmyran to breathe flame
7/5
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Dom's Hitmyran (rare)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Turbulence (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Jalapeno (common)
White Cloth (common)
Hummus (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Gnight (common)
Eep (common)
LEGO (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
JRR (token)