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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ambersteel Axe
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has "{r}, {t}: This creature deals 5 damage to any target"
Monkey in the Middle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"
This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
Call to the Slopfeast
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
Neil Armstrong
{2}{w}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Ambersteel Axe (rare)
Monkey in the Middle (uncommon)
Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Trustling (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Broke College Student (common)
On A Stick (common)
White Cloth (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Doty (token)