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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Countdown is at One is a Meme
{5}
 
 R 
Instant
Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Apathy
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all red creatures
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Ancient Vil
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Vil
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it
In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

The Countdown is at One is a Meme (rare)
Detention (uncommon)
Apathy (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
In a Jar (common)
Minitaur (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Deodorant (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Stinkify (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Astronaut (token)