[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Noah, the Arkmage    R  Legendary Creature – Biblefolk Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing. , Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token. : Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped) At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game. At the end of the Biblical Age, Noah was the last believer of RNGesus as a messiah, rather than a bro 2/2	Victorian Strike!    U  Sorcery Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it	Blubbersucking Beebles    U  Creature – Beeble Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed 2/4	Nic Mecha    U  Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer 2/2
White Cloth    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types	French Vanilla Guy    C  Creature – Human First Strike 2/3	Draamaa    C  Tribal Sorcery – Teenager As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand	Crab    C  Creature – Crab Crab is Red : Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn 0/1
MC Campfire    C  Artifact – Block Smelting 4 – (, : four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)	Eat Cat    C  Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype	Mick's Crafter    C  Creature – Human Slave : Add or 1/2	Uncontained Giggling    C  Instant – Urge Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve. Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Hobo's Revenge    C  Instant Counter target Gold spell or ability	Bull's Feces    C  Artifact Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Moon Pie  T  Artifact – Delectable Pay an half of a : Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Noah, the Arkmage (rare)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Nic Mecha (uncommon)
White Cloth (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Draamaa (common)
Crab (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Moon Pie (token)