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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
EIEIO
{7}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control.
Hammerhead Shark
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
Art
{1}A
 
 U 
Instant
Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
Yando'Mhit
{1}{w/u}{b/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
{2}, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.
2/2
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

EIEIO (mythic)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Art (uncommon)
Yando'Mhit (uncommon)
Zoom (common)
Quill (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Nitslave (common)
Pickle (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Yesn't (common)
Rose Water (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bozo (token)