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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Planewreck
{1}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Choose one:
-Destroy target Plane
-Destroy target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Druclarep
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druclarep
Vigilance
1/3
Soul Ring
{w}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
et-Sah
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Planewreck (rare)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Druclarep (uncommon)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Dove (common)
Thinker (common)
Bear Paw (common)
et-Sah (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Respawn (common)
Walking Dead (common)
NERF Gun (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Trinket (token)