[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Insult your opponent, if they show signs of being insulted, destroy that player
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Trample
: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn4/4
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Kicker –
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. |
Child and Wizard Habitat
![]() , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it. |
, : Destroy target nonwhite creature |
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. |
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add
.)2/3
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Trample
: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn2/2
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Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature |
Flying
2/3
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
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Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
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When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Trample, Indestructible
4/3
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That's gotta hurt
(rare)
Frogg
(uncommon)
Pierce Armor
(uncommon)
Jinjurrbred Haus
(uncommon)
Holy Symbol
(common)
Bakery
(common)
Fat Ass (the Second)
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Slobbermutt
(common)
Hoodwink
(common)
Buzz Lightyear
(common)
Quill
(common)
Doodle
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Trinket
(token)





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: Destroy target nonwhite creature
: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn


POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.