[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
(Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man)
![]() ![]() : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures
Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2
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: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot2/2
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Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
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Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ( : Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste3/2
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Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
, , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. |
You may pay an additional
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1
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Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
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I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
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Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach |
: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn |
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Pay an half of a
: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Ingrown Toenail
(common, foil)
Mr Clean
(rare)
Pharmer // Farmacist
(uncommon)
Sandy Oak
(uncommon)
Sonic Fastboi
(uncommon)
Nemcatcher's Net
(common)
Junkrat
(common)
Evolve
(common)
Teddy Bear
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Assnaut
(common)
Warrior's Pillow
(common)
Strawberry Cheesecake
(common)
Hummus
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Moon Pie
(token)
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: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)





: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste


: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.