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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ella the Monster
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Monster
Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens
5/5
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Puppetmastery
 T 
Emblem

Ella the Monster (rare)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Giegote (common)
Pickle (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Redneck (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Derp (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)