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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ripley, the Chosen Believer
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Titan
When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer:
-Exile two target permanents an opponent controls
-Gain 7 life

When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it
The First Daily Llama, he lasted a miraculous six hundred sixty six days... until his turning...
5/5
Ripley, the Unbeliever
 
 R 
Creature – Demon
Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one:
-Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls
-Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life

{b}{b}{b}: Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control
A serial killer that one day disappeared, nobody knows or wants to think about what happened to this disgraced saint
7/7
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Fartnite
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally"
Cyborgicide
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifact creatures.
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Ripley, the Chosen Believer (rare)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Fartnite (uncommon)
Cyborgicide (uncommon)
Growth (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Barrel (common)
Proletariat (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Gulltist (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Tinsel (common)
Esketit (common)
Humanize (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)