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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
{g}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated

When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it
Lamb Sauce: Located
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{g}: Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Timelord
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (rare)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Spank (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bozo (token)