[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Rat and Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting Junkyard gain Deathtouch. Whenever an artifact would be put into the graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. ![]() : Return an artifact card exiled by Junkyard to your hand. |
Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures
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Flying, Haste
![]() : Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token 2/2
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When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype. |
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When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn |
1/1
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: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender1/1
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Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
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WTF
2/3
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All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
The picture was removed.
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Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add
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Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it ![]() ![]() ![]() : Put a poison counter on target TVShow5/1
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life |
Junkyard
(rare)
Demolition
(uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish
(uncommon)
Signpost
(uncommon)
Smurf
(common)
Melon
(common)
Toddler Safety Rail
(common)
Com Mon
(common)
Yolk Folk
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite
(common)
Munkii
(common)
Pen15 Logo
(common)
Fatboi
(common)
Statically Triggered Activist
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Calamari
(token)





: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life

: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail


: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.