[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants. Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse
10/10
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im cancer
4/4
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Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
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Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
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What should
be payed with?
: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist |
Vigilance, Defender
: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking2/1
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: Add , activate this ability only once each turn2/2
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You may pay an additional
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1
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Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
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Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach |
Crab is Red
: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn0/1
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Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
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Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game. |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Scumbob Swagpants
(rare)
Pickle Rick
(uncommon)
Rewording
(uncommon)
Insight from the Void
(uncommon)
Quizzical Axe
(common)
Porcupine
(common)
Earth Elemelon
(common)
Junkrat
(common)
Ender Pearl
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Warrior's Pillow
(common)
Crab
(common)
Prayer
(common)
Missing 420
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Lizard Wizard
(token)



: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.



POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.