[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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All players play one thousand and one subgames of Magic, the player that wins the most subgames gains 1 life, if two or more players are tied for the most subgames won, nothing happens instead
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Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
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Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
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Rip target creature into two pieces
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
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Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. |
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
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1/1
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
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Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
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2/2
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Flying
2/1
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Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life. |
, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn1/1
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This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care |
1001 Nights
(mythic)
Hammerspace
(uncommon)
Saddle Sores
(uncommon)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings
(uncommon)
Itchy Clothing Tag
(common)
Animemal
(common)
Evil Guy
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Illuminate the Soul
(common)
Giegote
(common)
Zombee
(common)
Bad Pun
(common)
Gobbling Goblin
(common)
New Year of Cards
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Prescription
(token)




: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
