[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefieldthe Defender of the Desert, and the Plant Protector
5/5
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: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card
When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life |
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
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Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
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Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
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Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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: Do a math equation, then draw a card |
Vigilance
3/4
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Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
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As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 0/0.01
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Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
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Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
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, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness
Equipped creature isn't nude |
Qaq Tauce, Cactusman
(rare)
Knife
(uncommon)
Exterminate
(uncommon)
Cross the River
(uncommon)
Sun Fyip
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Calculator
(common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
(common)
African Child
(common)
Screeching Curd
(common)
Snake-Eye Die
(common)
Humanize
(common)
Red Mana Potion
(common)
Lucky Penny
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Squarepants
(token)


: Put a 1/1 Plant token creature with defender onto the battlefield








POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.