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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
 
Sultainate
{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Sultai
Teddy-Bear Picnic
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
Codename: Archery
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Archer
Reach, Hexproof, Defender
{r}{t}: Codename: Archery deals 1 damage to target creature with Flying
2/1
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Hellfyre Shot (common, foil)
Sultainate (rare)
Teddy-Bear Picnic (uncommon)
Codename: Archery (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
High Schooler (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Lmao (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Nitslave (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
IceCream (token)