[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Mythic Magician    M  Creature – Human Wizard Instant and sorcery spells you cast gain Storm 2/3	Domino Artist    U  Creature – Human Rogue Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life 2/3	Batta Lion    U  Creature – Lion Haste, Vigilance Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all 3/3	Rabies    U  Enchantment All Beasts have Infect
Catfish    C  Creature – Cat Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/1	Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Water Bear    C  Creature – Bear Elemental Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 2/2	Twisted Paperclip    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains Lockpick (, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Sin Fyip    C  Creature – Fyip Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life) 4/3	Air Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental Flying : Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn 1/1	Good Read (RTFC)    C  Instant Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card	Miracle    C  Instant Gain 5 life Miracle
Son of a Pirate    C  Creature – Pirateson When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play 1/1	Dopple Ganger    C  Creature – Clone Warrior You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger : Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 2/1	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Deer  T  Token Creature – Deer Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 1/1

Mythic Magician (mythic)
Domino Artist (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Rabies (uncommon)
Catfish (common)
Zoom (common)
Water Bear (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Miracle (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Deer (token)