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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Church of JRR
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control.
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Midnight Hunting
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card.
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Church of JRR (rare)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Midnight Hunting (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Teamer (common)
Crackhead (common)
Moo (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Esketit (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Yes (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Nun (common)
Applesauce (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Junk (token)