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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Aqua Man
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Superhuman Hero Merfolk
Islandwalk, Swimming, Hexproof
{2}{u}{g}{t}: Create two 2/2 Fish creature tokens with Swimming
4/4
Mop (old)
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Aqua Man (rare)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Double Jump (common)
Unemployee (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
High Schooler (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)