[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Draw cards until you draw a Male Human creature card, if you do not, you lose the game
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Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
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Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
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Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
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Haste
, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn2/1
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
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![]() ![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens |
: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player |
1/1
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13/13
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Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
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2/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life |
Manhunt
(rare)
Gem of Rekt
(uncommon)
Family Tree
(uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two
(uncommon)
Gift Goblin
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Cuddle
(common)
Pinecone
(common)
Nut
(common)
Gerbil
(common)
Teenager
(common)
Water Bottle Flip
(common)
Yutt
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Beef Jerky
(token)





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