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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dozenry
{4}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more Food tokens, you win the game.
Cook Bread – {3}{g} ({3}{g}: Create a Bread token)
No Refunds
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it)
Abortion
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player discards a Child card from their hand
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Dozenry (rare)
No Refunds (uncommon)
Abortion (uncommon)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Eep (common)
Midas Touch (common)
A La Mode (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Create (common)
Minitaur (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Dank memes (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Ruby (token)