[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Landwalk, Landhome
Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs 8/8
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Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game
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Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3
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When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch ![]() (When this spell resolves, you may pay ![]() . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
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As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player |
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
Equip
Equip to Human creature Equipped creature has +7/+0 |
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common #401
0/1
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: Create a grey Food artifact token with " , Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty" |
Just sayin'
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Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – ![]() (![]() : Create a PoisonVial token)
, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it |
Undirb the Anti-Dirb
(mythic)
Wet Willie
(uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes
(uncommon)
Laser Engravement
(uncommon)
Enraging Dream
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Silk Dress
(common)
Diamond Sword
(common)
401ster
(common)
7/11
(common)
Rarity curve is hard
(common)
Lord of the Buffets
(common)
Spawnkill
(common)
Witch's Oven
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
IceCream
(token)




: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn

Sorcery


POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.