[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
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Move any number of creatures. Remove all counters from creatures moved this way.
Draw two cards. |
: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot2/2
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Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
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Destroy target blue Artifact Creature Vehicle with Swimming and/or Islandwalk
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Flying, Lifelink
1/1
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: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
![]() ![]() ![]() : Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step |
Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block0/1
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you. |
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains " ![]() : Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
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Defender
, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life0/2
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You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5
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The Impossible Quiz
(uncommon, foil)
Dance Therapy
(rare)
Pharmer // Farmacist
(uncommon)
Psychedellic Exorcism
(uncommon)
Shipwreck
(uncommon)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
(common)
Fork (The Utility)
(common)
Bear Feet
(common)
Termite
(common)
Hot Pocket
(common)
Dudeism
(common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
Wall Nut
(common)
Hypocrite
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Bozo
(token)




: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill

: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)