[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Florarama    U  Enchantment Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types	Mass Orgy    M  Sorcery Populate fifteen times	Jumble    U  Instant Change up to three target creature's names Draw a card	Infernal Pig    U  Creature – Pig Demon When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig. 5/5
Janitor    U  Creature – Human Worker When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them. 1/4	Unwelcoming Playgroups    C  Creature – Human Gamer Evils , Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player 5/5	Backpack    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains Storage 2	Antilandlubber's Diversity    C  Enchantment Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Gift of Growth    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card Enchanted creature gains Trample.	Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much    C  Legendary Planeswalker – Jace 0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace -999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1	OCDManiac    C  Creature – Human Idiot When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1
Spring-in-the-step    C  Artifact : Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn	Amooza!    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Book  T  Artifact : Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Florarama (uncommon, foil)
Mass Orgy (mythic)
Jumble (uncommon)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
Janitor (uncommon)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Backpack (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Zoom (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Amooza! (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Book (token)