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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
 
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Octopus
Trample, Reach
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
8/8
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
 U 
Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary
Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
{2}, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.
2/2
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Water Bottle Flip (common, foil)
Aquapus (rare)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Yando'Mhit (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Fireckzian (common)
LEGO (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Sillyfy (common)
White Cloth (common)
Rektum (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
High Schooler (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Junk (token)