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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Inventory
{x}{x}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Creatures with more than X attached Equipemnts cannot attack or block and lose all abilities
Domino Artist
{2}{u/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life
2/3
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Stone of be careful what you wish for...
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Inventory (rare)
Domino Artist (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Gift of Learning (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Crackhead (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Mint (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
E-Man (common)
Fluke (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Foodevil (token)