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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scumbob Swagpants
{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord
Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card
Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants.
Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender
The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse
10/10
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
Insight from the Void
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Scumbob Swagpants (rare)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Insight from the Void (uncommon)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Porcupine (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Junkrat (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Dullify (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Crab (common)
Prayer (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)