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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Grainmill
{2}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact
{g}, Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card.
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one:
– The next Food spell you cast this turn costs {0}.
– Add {g}{g}{g}.
– You gain 10 life.
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Mop (old)
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Grainmill (rare)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
AK-47 (uncommon)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Furrytize (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Microjumble (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Gift of Power (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Dudeism (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dude (token)