[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Sacrifice a Human you control, target opponent loses 3 life, then you gain 3 life |
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
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When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
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Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters. |
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Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – ![]() (![]() : Create a PoisonVial token)
, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life. |
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso |
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
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As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control
Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match |
Defender
, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life0/2
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{A} : Destroy target Stench card |
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Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
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1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn |
Forbidden Fruit
(mythic)
Marathon
(uncommon)
Canopatog
(uncommon)
Dog Whistle
(uncommon)
Cringe
(common)
Witch's Oven
(common)
On A Stick
(common)
Ree!
(common)
Bleck
(common)
Meow
(common)
Wall Nut
(common)
Deodorant
(common)
Dehumanize
(common)
Hick
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Pill
(token)




, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
{A}