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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Leopard Leper
{x}{g}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Leper Cat
Leopard Leper enters the battlefield with X -1/-1 counters on it
Remove a -1/-1 counter from Leopard Leper: Target player loses 2 life
X/X+1
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
@
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay {u} to draw a card.
With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
Cheese Wizard
{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Wizard Fatso
{t}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
4/3
Dull Dagger
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Leopard Leper (rare)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
@ (uncommon)
Cheese Wizard (uncommon)
Dull Dagger (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
In a Jar (common)
Leperboi (common)
Skysheep (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Cowward (common)
Glue (common)
Combo (common)
Domodino (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Beer (token)