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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Phlebotomous Hippopotamus
{5}{b}{g}
 
 M 
Creature – Hippo Vampire
Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power
7/10
It's Alive!
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4
No Refunds
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it)
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Phlebotomous Hippopotamus (mythic)
It's Alive! (uncommon)
No Refunds (uncommon)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Rose Water (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Incense (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Grainforest (basic)
GMOPork (token)