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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Holy Trinity
{3}{w}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Create a Legendary 1/2 white Human Cleric creature token named Jeebus Krystofski with "{w}, {t}: Heal target creature", a Legendary 1/3 white Spirit creature token named The Holy Spirit with Flying, Vigilance and Lifelink, and a Legendary 8/8 white God creature token named God Almighty with Indestructible and "{2}{w}{w}, {t}: Destroy all other creatures"
Spilled Milk...
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do
Hurdur's Amusement
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Holy Trinity (rare)
Spilled Milk... (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Bugbear (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Swim (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Buffetdish (token)