[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
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Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 (
: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)0/2
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: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this wayI really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:
please dont forget meeeee |
: Destroy all other permanents |
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
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3/3
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: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3 |
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
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Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
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When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
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Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve
Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today |
Branding of the Sheep
(common, foil)
Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves
(mythic)
Kermit Teh Froge
(uncommon)
Inactivity
(uncommon)
Blackhole
(uncommon)
Domodino
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Haiku Page
(common)
Catfish
(common)
Live
(common)
Son of a Pirate
(common)
Fluke
(common)
Ender Pearl
(common)
You Tried!
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Buffetdish
(token)

: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way



: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.