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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated

When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it
Lamb Sauce: Located
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{g}: Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
 U 
Sorcery
Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life.
 U 
Creature – Elf Shaman
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common, foil)
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (rare)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Slave Trade (uncommon)
Experienced Shaman (uncommon)
Riot (common)
Asterisk (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Box (common)
Sadness (common)
Feed (common)
7/11 (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Pig (token)