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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Snow Land Creature – Elemental Golem Hero Wizard
{3}{s}{s}{s}{t}, Sacrifice Honnis the Righteous Freeze: Return any number of creatures to their owners hands, untap the rest
3/4
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
 C 
 
Just sayin'
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Honnis the Righteous Freeze (rare)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Self Harm (common)
Asterisk (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Domodomino (common)
Catfish (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Wetten (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LOLCat (token)