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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dreary Vortex
 
 R 
Land
Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
{t}: Add {u} or {b}
{2}, {t}: Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped.
{4}, {t}, Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
Cat Royale
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Lord
Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them
2/4
Cantrip Master
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Dreary Vortex (rare)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Cat Royale (uncommon)
Cantrip Master (uncommon)
Flying Carpet (common)
Housewife (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
playable common removal (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Shell Armor (common)
You are a good person (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Trinket (token)