[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

4Chandra    M  Legendary Planeswalker – Chandra +4: Create four Spam tokens 0: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn) -4: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players 4	Pro    U  Creature – Human Internetian Haste, Prowess 3/3	Canopatog    U  Creature – Atog When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped 3/3	Collegesytle    U  Enchantment Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
Feminazi    C  Creature – Evil Haste, Trample, Vigilance 5/1	Mint    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature	Ballerina    C  Creature – Fairy Child Dancer Ballerina is Pink : Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life. The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo 1/3	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Asterisk    C  Instant Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card	Double Jump    C  Instant Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn	Sillytize    C  Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)	Sunset    C  Sorcery It becomes Nighttime.
Bakery    C  Artifact – Structure Chef Habitat Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.	Applesauce    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Tainted Sand  T  Artifact Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player

4Chandra (mythic)
Pro (uncommon)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
Feminazi (common)
Mint (common)
Ballerina (common)
Quill (common)
Asterisk (common)
Double Jump (common)
Sillytize (common)
Sunset (common)
Bakery (common)
Applesauce (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Tainted Sand (token)