[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When Donald Trump enters the battlefield destroy all Mexicans
Whenever Donald Trump attacks, create a 3/3 Wall creature token with Defender and Hexproof The 45th president of America
5/5
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When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
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Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead.
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Child Habitat
: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. |
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
When Rosegold Curd dies add
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
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Copy target spell
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Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
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Haste, Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/1
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Equip
Unequip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike |
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.) |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1
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Donald Trump
(rare)
Littering Fiend
(uncommon)
Heartbreak
(uncommon)
Norsery
(uncommon)
Stack Clog
(common)
NeverWet
(common)
Rosegold Curd
(common)
Fluke
(common)
Tint
(common)
Deja Vu
(common)
Finger Gun
(common)
Fire Elemelon
(common)
Sword with Daddy Issues
(common)
Box
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Deer
(token)




: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn