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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Diligence
{w}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures with Vigilance get +1/+1.
Creatures with one or more +1/+1 counters on them have Vigilance.
Jediism
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Idiot
 T 
Creature – Idiot
hurr durr
1/1

Diligence (rare)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Nein (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Combo (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Giegote (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Comment dump (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Idiot (token)