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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Harpoon
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Pirate
Equipped Pirate has "{2}{t}: Destroy target Marine Animal creature"
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Harpoon (rare)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
Griefing (common)
Crab (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Miracle (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Fluke (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Spam (token)