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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Sorcery
The next time a source you control damages a player this turn, draw those many cards.
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
{w}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
Lana
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
1/1
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Overflowing Power (mythic)
Gee's Pub (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Suna // Lana (uncommon)
Sadness (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Nein (common)
Ballerina (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Doggo (common)
Hamboi (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Doty (token)