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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
 
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu
{3}{3}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Triplet
Indestructible, Menace, Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants, Sorceries, and cards with Flash
When you cast Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu exile six target permanents, if you have less than twenty-one cards in your hand draw cards equal to the distance, you gain control of target player on their next three turns
Whenever Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu attacks, defending player exiles top fifty-nine cards of their library
Discard three cards with converted mana cost X: Counter three target spells with converted mana cost X
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu costs {3} less for each card type among cards in your graveyard
35/35
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Headsplitter Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common, foil)
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu (mythic)
Snipery (uncommon)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
Lava Spitter (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Fluke (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Double Jump (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Black Widow (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cigar (token)