[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Shitpost    C  Instant Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card	The Street Curry that Grew Forever    M  Artifact Creature – Food Fatso Trample, Infect 3 : Combine The Street Curry that Grew Forever with another Food or Fatso you control, then you gain 5 life for each symbol in that cards mana cost. Draw three cards : Add , activate this ability only when The Street Curry that Grew Forever Combines with another permanent : The Street Curry that Grew Forever gets +10/+10 until end of turn 9/9	Moon Diner    U  Artifact – Structure Alien Habitat At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure. Cook MoonPie – (: Create a MoonPie token)	Devalue    U  Enchantment Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X
Air Plane  U  Plane – Randomania White, blue and elemental creatures get +1/+1 and gain Flying Whenever you roll , pay then choose one: -Return X creatures to their owners hands -Exile X creatures until end of turn	Adam's Apple    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk	Landlubber    C  Creature – Elf Druid Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 1/1	Old Friend    C  Creature – Hound (Old Friend transforms from Doggo) When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had 2/3
Heal Potion    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness	Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much    C  Legendary Planeswalker – Jace 0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace -999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1	Selfharmer    C  Creature – Human At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card 0/1	Leaping Potion    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 (: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Nemcatcher's Net    C  Artifact Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped , , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.	Dull Dagger    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	LmaoAlien  T  Token Creature – Alien Hexproof 1/1

Shitpost (common, foil)
The Street Curry that Grew Forever (mythic)
Moon Diner (uncommon)
Devalue (uncommon)
Air Plane (uncommon)
Adam's Apple (common)
Landlubber (common)
Old Friend (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)