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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Cycle of Life 4
{3}{b}
 
 M 
Enchantment – Saga
[I] – You lose 5 life and discard two cards.
[II] – Destroy target creature. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
[III] – Each player exiles their graveyard. If thirteen or more cards are exiled this way, create a 13/13 black Demon creature token with haste, trample, menace, flying and lifelink.
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Hax!
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
Uncontained Giggling
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

The Cycle of Life 4 (mythic)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Teenager (common)
Hamboi (common)
Black Widow (common)
Hax! (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Deer (token)