[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Desertwalk
When this creature enters the battlefield, fetch a Desert under any players control. ![]() ![]() ![]() , : This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead.4/3
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Haste, Prowess
3/3
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Tap target creature, it does not untap for the remainder of the game
your going away for a long time
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Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first |
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You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn |
Haste
: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag2/1
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: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token : Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token |
2/2
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Equip Child
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk |
Destroy target land or creature
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest */*
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Western Bounty Hunter
(rare)
Pro
(uncommon)
Color Pie Infringement
(uncommon)
Pog Collection
(uncommon)
Cringe
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
(common)
Toddler Safety Rail
(common)
Tagger
(common)
Red Apple // Green Apple
(common)
Polar Bear
(common)
Scout Badge
(common)
Pinkhole
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Balloon
(token)




: This creature deals damage equal to it's power multiplied by the number of Equipments attached to it to target token named Wanted Iguana. Put CAD$500.00 on this card. If the token died, put CAD$2000.00 on this card instead.
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
