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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Organ Harvest
{4}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy any number of target creatures, create X Organ tokens where X is their total converted mana cost
Absorption Sponge
{1}{w/g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
0/2
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Tuna Sammich
{w}{g}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
It looks and tastes like puke
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Organ Harvest (rare)
Absorption Sponge (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich (uncommon)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Enslave (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigarette (token)