[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Number Carrier    C  Creature – Worker Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step	Superzombie    R  Creature – Superzombie Undeathtouch 5/5	Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod    U  Instant Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner	Sonic Fastboi    U  Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar Sonic Fastboi is Blue. Jump Boost 4 (: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste 3/2
Changeling Propagandist    U  Creature – Shapeshifter When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. , : You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist. 1/3	3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!    C  Legendary Instant Create a cake token After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!	Draamaa    C  Tribal Sorcery – Teenager As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand	Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1
Bitswirl    C  Creature – Fish When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. A tiny microorganism became the first fish 0/1	Self Deprecator    C  Creature – Human Idiot Unattractive : Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card 2/3	Pinja    C  Creature – Starfish Ninja When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented 2/1	Stinkify    C  Instant Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Jurymin    C  Creature – Human : Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench	Swim    C  Instant Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Puppetmastery  T  Emblem

Number Carrier (common, foil)
Superzombie (rare)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Draamaa (common)
Trustling (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Pinja (common)
Stinkify (common)
Jurymin (common)
Swim (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)