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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Bank
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Artifact
When The Bank enters the battlefield, each player may put $5.00 CAD on it. Each player that doesn't loses the game.
Other sources cannot add or remove money from The Bank.
{2}, Remove $1.00 CAD from The Bank: Draw a card.
Knightmare One Year Later
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Horse Knight Nightmare
Whenever Knightmare One Year Later attacks, you may sacrifice it and pay {w}{b} to destroy target creature defending player controls.
3/3
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Fartnite
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally"
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Dull Dagger
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

The Bank (rare)
Knightmare One Year Later (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Fartnite (uncommon)
Banishment (common)
Ebb (common)
Stinkify (common)
Giegote (common)
Wormhole (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Pylon (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Dream (token)