[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Grainmill    R  Artifact , Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card. Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one: – The next Food spell you cast this turn costs . – Add . – You gain 10 life.	Druccaol    U  Legendary Creature – Druccaol Deathtouch 3/1	Spleefality    U  Enchantment : Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.	Boo    U  Instant Boo target player, they lose 1 life Diss    U  Sorcery Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
Eat Cat    C  Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype	Volcano    C  Land : Add or , Volcano shocks you	Digsite Digger    C  Artifact Creature – Worker : Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield 2/2 Rigsite Rigger    C  Artifact Creature – Rigger : Assemble a Contraption 2/2	Red Rag    C  Artifact – Junk
Black Widow    C  Creature – Spider Deathtouch, Infect : Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token 2/1	Skysheep    C  Creature – Skysheep Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token Oft mistaken for clouds 1/1	Dragonballer Z    C  Creature – Anime-Protagonist You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck : Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime	Asterisk    C  Instant Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card
Gulltist    C  Creature – Aven Minion 1/1	Hax!    C  Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Subscriber  T  Token Creature – Human Internetian Like or Dislike? That is the question. 1/1

Grainmill (rare)
Druccaol (uncommon)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Eat Cat (common)
Volcano (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Red Rag (common)
Black Widow (common)
Skysheep (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Asterisk (common)
Gulltist (common)
Hax! (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Subscriber (token)