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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lionkeeper
{2}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Scout
Multikicker – {w}
When Lionkeeper enters the battlefield, create a 2/1 white Cat creature token for each time it was kicked.
2/2
Autumn Piyf
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
Sweeping Edge
AA
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping"
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
token 69
 T 
Token

Lionkeeper (rare)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Sweeping Edge (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Green Aura (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Water Bear (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
token 69 (token)