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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sand-Burrow Scorpion
{1}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Insect
Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered
{r}, {t}: Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn.
2/1
Stone of be careful what you wish for...
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Emu Gel
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird Ooze
Trample
3/2
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Sand-Burrow Scorpion (rare)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Emu Gel (uncommon)
You Tried! (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
GamBling (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Giegote (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Trinket (token)