[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Each 0.25 seconds, players play four concurrent subgames of Chess, while in orbit around Earth, and while having 1 lbs of LSD in their body.
At the end of each turn, if one player won all four subgames played this turn, they gain 100 life and draw nine cards. |
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
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Equip lib
Equipped lib has " : Tap target creature without a victim counter on it." |
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost less to cast and activate |
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Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has " : Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." |
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you. 3/1
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![]() : Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield2/2
![]() : Assemble a Contraption2/2
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
: Add , activate this ability only once each turn2/2
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Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1
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Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
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Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it |
Deathtouch, Infect
![]() : Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token2/1
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life |
Four-Dimensional Chess
(mythic)
Switcharoo Game
(uncommon)
Megaphone
(uncommon)
Discount
(uncommon)
Tutu
(common)
Hellcat
(common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Earth Elemelon
(common)
Glitterwing
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Bee Syrup
(common)
Enslave
(common)
Black Widow
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Beef Jerky
(token)




: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."