[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Urbanization    R  Enchantment When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card	Wet Willie    U  Instant – Urge Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game	Manor Gates    U  Artifact – Gate Manor Gates is Gold The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game : Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land	Snipery    U  Enchantment All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Cuddle    C  Instant Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game	Illuminate the Mind    C  Instant Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.	Proletariat    C  Creature – Human Farmer Worker : Create a Food token : Create an Artifact token 1/1	Hax!    C  Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player
Jalapeno    C  Artifact – Food : Choose one: -Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature	Turbulence    C  Instant Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying	Microjumble    C  Instant Change target character in target creature's name Draw a card	Faciality    C  Enchantment Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Red Aura    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types	Quizzical Axe    C  Artifact What should be payed with? : Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Barf  T  Token Artifact – Germ , Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Urbanization (rare)
Wet Willie (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Cuddle (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Proletariat (common)
Hax! (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Turbulence (common)
Microjumble (common)
Faciality (common)
Red Aura (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Barf (token)