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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
 
Nick the Mechanic
{5}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer
{1}{u}{t}: You may cast an artifact spell from your hand for free
Nick is a wonderful mechanic, he's been doing it in Maqa for forty years, and he hasn't accidentaly killed any races yet! What a guy!
2/4
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Uncle UnComin
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell"
A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Curse
Enchant player
Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Spooky Scary Skeleton (common, foil)
Nick the Mechanic (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Feign Death (common)
Long Legs (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Cuddle (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)