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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
 
Banhammer
{15}
 
 M 
Artifact
{t}: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life
The weapon wielded by RNGesus himself!
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Creationism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Beef Jerky
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Make (common, foil)
Banhammer (mythic)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Munkii (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Furrytize (common)
Teamer (common)
Deodorant (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Make (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Bedtime (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)