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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped.
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Shitting Bricks (rare)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Sword (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Silk Web (common)
Bumfart (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Book (token)