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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hydras' Bane
{3}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Hero
When Hydras' Bane enters the battlefield, destroy all Hydras.
{1}{w}{t}: Remove all +1/+1 counters from target creature
"SCREW YOU HEROES' BANE!"
-Auro Hydrabane
1/4
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Amphibian's Pad
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{1}{u}: Target Frog gets +1/+2 and gains Flying this turn.
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Hydras' Bane (rare)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Amphibian's Pad (uncommon)
Red Rag (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Goodies (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Algae (common)
Broom (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Fatboi (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)