[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token2/2
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Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
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All Beasts have +1/+1
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Equip
Equipped creature has " : Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn" |
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Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect |
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.) |
: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability
Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life |
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Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn |
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
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Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype |
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Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "
: Regenerate this creature" |
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Haste
2/2
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Katy Perry
(rare)
Royal Kobra
(uncommon)
Wildstyle
(uncommon)
Riot Shield
(uncommon)
Flavorful
(common)
Pink Eye
(common)
Box
(common)
Pringles Logo
(common)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Strawberry Cheesecake
(common)
Egg Whites
(common)
Eat Cat
(common)
Troll Hole
(common)
I, Eye
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Foodevil
(token)


: Create a Tiger's Eye artifact token


POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.