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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Villain Bane
Bane, the Villain is the Bane of Heroes
4/4
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains "{t}: Destroy target Worker"
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Bane, the Villain (mythic)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Fired!breathing (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Hot Dog (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Meta (common)
Dudeism (common)
Love Dove (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
GMOPork (token)