[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game10/10
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Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
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Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99 Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has " : Add ![]() "" |
Kicker
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Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. |
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors |
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn), HasteThe Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
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Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants. |
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control. |
Protection from everything
0/1
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Counter target spell with a German accent
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Vigilance
: Björk2/3
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Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8
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Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise
(mythic)
Thanker
(uncommon)
Rowling's App
(uncommon)
Nomicide
(uncommon)
Mick's Miner
(common)
White Aura
(common)
Ree!
(common)
Hot Dog
(common)
Surge Protector
(common)
Blissful Dream
(common)
Tardigrade
(common)
Nein
(common)
Scandinavian Dog
(common)
Swim
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Monster
(token)


: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game
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