[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Creatures with Vigilance get +1/+1.
Creatures with one or more +1/+1 counters on them have Vigilance. |
Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"Enchant red or black creature
Enchanted creature gains " ![]() : Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life" |
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0 |
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
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Counter target spell with a German accent
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Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
3/3
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: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours |
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Multikicker
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked |
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
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2/2
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: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar |
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Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
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Put endless comments on Comment dump
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
hurr durr
1/1
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Diligence
(rare)
Jediism // Sithism
(uncommon)
Meleeism
(uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge
(uncommon)
Nein
(common)
Gotta Go Fast!
(common)
Slithering Ekam
(common)
Pepperoni Pizza
(common)
Combo
(common)
Pile of Trash
(common)
Giegote
(common)
Candy Bar!
(common)
Ender Pearl
(common)
Comment dump
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Idiot
(token)



: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours