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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cornfolk Mazes
 
 R 
Land
Cornfolk Mazes enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
{2} or {t}: Remove target creature from combat. Create a 1/1 white and green Cornfolk creature token in it's place. (If the removed creature was attacking, so is the token. If the removed creature was blocking, so is the token. The same applies to all combat states)
Marathon
{4}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
Gem of Rekt
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
Kicker's Box
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Cornfolk Mazes (rare)
Marathon (uncommon)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
Jab (common)
Green Aura (common)
Miracle (common)
Gag (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Computer (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Redneck (common)
You are a good person (common)
Zombee (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
GMOPork (token)