[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp |
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay if you do, destroy target Food2/1
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Shock any target
Deal 20 damage to any target
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Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.0/2
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay
to counter it
Target player gets Rekt |
Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay
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Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and " , Tweet: Draw a card" |
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Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
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: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours |
Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
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When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
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Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has " : This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99" |
Swampburn
(rare)
Competitive Eater
(uncommon)
Boom // Explosion
(uncommon)
Absorption Sponge
(uncommon)
Stack Clog
(common)
Get Rekt
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Tweet
(common)
Char
(common)
Pepperoni Pizza
(common)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Peaceful Aetherborn
(common)
Gag
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Cigar
(token)

if you do, destroy target Food

: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
A
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
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, Tweet: Draw a card"
Sorcery