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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eldurr, King of Yerlfott
{2}{w}{w}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Troll Lord
Royal (Eldurr, King of Yerlfott is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever one or more Age counters are placed onto a permanent you don't control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{u}, tap X other untapped Trolls you control: Draw thrice X cards and you gain thrice X life.
3/5
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Royal Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{3}{b}, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, {t}: Add an amount of {b} equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end.
2/2
Bottleflippin'
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Eldurr, King of Yerlfott (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Royal Zombie (uncommon)
Bottleflippin' (uncommon)
Number Carrier (common)
Coal Curd (common)
A La Mode (common)
Special K (common)
Randomize (common)
Boost (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Char (common)
Merci (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Squarepants (token)