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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Infinity Stone
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact
You may have up to seven cards named Infinity Stone in your deck

{t}: Choose one:
-Gain 5 life
-Draw two cards
-Destroy target creature
-Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn
-Target opponent loses 5 life
-Target creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn
-Draw a card and gain 2 life for each creature you control of target color
-Gain 2 life and draw a card for each artifact you control
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Songmage Accountant
{2/u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Infinity Stone (rare)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Live (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Unemployee (common)
Penguin (common)
Smoke (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Ass Carcass (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Respawn (common)
Quill (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Foodevil (token)