[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Strawberry Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn	Loot Chest!    R  Legendary Artifact : Exile Loot Chest!, search your library for 5 cards, and cast them onto the battlefield Oh man i really want a MLP Applejack!	Money Monkey Monk    U  Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord : Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total 1/1	Hurdur's Amusement    U  Sorcery Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
Swiper, He who Swipes    U  Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange : Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours , Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3	Uncontained Giggling    C  Instant – Urge Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve. Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)	In a Jar    C  Suffix Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1	Hypocrite    C  Creature – Human Donkey You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn 2/2
a card frfr?    C  Instant Choose one: – Target creature gains Lure this turn. – Target creature gains Indestructible this turn. Entwine (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)	Bad Omen    C  Sorcery – Omen (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game) Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.	Goggles of Vision    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented	Finger Gun    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
Thicc    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Female Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types	Hot Pocket    C  Artifact – Food Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.) , Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	token 69  T  Token

Strawberry Cheesecake (common, foil)
Loot Chest! (rare)
Money Monkey Monk (uncommon)
Hurdur's Amusement (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
In a Jar (common)
Hypocrite (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Thicc (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
token 69 (token)