[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Sand-Burrow Scorpion cannot be countered
, : Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn.2/1
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Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected. |
: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
![]() ![]() : Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.2/2
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Trample
3/2
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Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve
Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure |
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13
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Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add
to their mana pool |
GamBling is Gold
: Add ![]() or ![]() only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn |
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting |
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
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First Strike
2/3
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: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token : Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
![]() ![]() , tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token |
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Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
2/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Trample, Indestructible
4/3
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Sand-Burrow Scorpion
(rare)
Stone of be careful what you wish for...
(uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi
(uncommon)
Emu Gel
(uncommon)
You Tried!
(common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
(common)
Wrasslin'
(common)
GamBling
(common)
Stuffy Nose
(common)
Luminous Aetherborn
(common)
French Vanilla Guy
(common)
Red Apple // Green Apple
(common)
Censor Bar
(common)
Giegote
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Trinket
(token)


: Sand-Burrow Scorpion deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent dies this way, Sand-Burrow Scorpion gains Shroud until the start of your next turn.

: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).


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