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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Iron Man
{1}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero
Iron Man is Gold
Flying
Whenever Iron Man deals combat damage to a creature, you may draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
{t}: Create a Gold token
2/3
Rowling Sap
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ooze
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap
In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
Bane of Arthropods
{3}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites
Two-Headed Tnaig
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Tnaig Mutant
When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Iron Man (rare)
Rowling Sap (uncommon)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Two-Headed Tnaig (uncommon)
Hypocrite (common)
Sadness (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Gag (common)
Trade (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Soul Ak (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Pill (token)