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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cigam the Rereh-Tag
{4}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Tag
{t}: Create six white and black Cigar artifact tokens
6/6
Call to the Evilkillingfeast
{5}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Cigam the Rereh-Tag (mythic)
Call to the Evilkillingfeast (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Brainless (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Tinsel (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Rose Water (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Comment dump (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cockroach (token)