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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yarn Barn
{3}
 
 R 
Artifact
{4}: Create two Yarn tokens.
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
Experienced Shaman
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Shaman
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Yarn Barn (rare)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
Experienced Shaman (uncommon)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Pupper (common)
Nut (common)
Doodle (common)
Midget (common)
African Child (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Dove (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Moon Pie (token)