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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wooden Stake
{2}
 
 R 
Artifact
{2}{t}: Destroy target Vampire
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Voidhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Wooden Stake (rare)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Voidhole (uncommon)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Kek (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Dude (token)