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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
 
Banhammer
{15}
 
 M 
Artifact
{t}: Ban target player from playing Magic: The Gathering for the remainder of their life
The weapon wielded by RNGesus himself!
Blazing Nneoh
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard
{t}: Blazing Nneoh pings any target
3/1
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Sett's Skeleton (common, foil)
Banhammer (mythic)
Blazing Nneoh (uncommon)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Add Frenzy (common)
Pain (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Kek (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
E-Man (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Kangaroo (token)