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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dark Souls
{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Demon Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/3
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Manor Gates
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Hot Dog
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
Fluke Diva
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Devil Imp Demon
When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Dark Souls (rare)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Junkrat (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Housewife (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
GMOPork (token)