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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
{g}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated

When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it
Lamb Sauce: Located
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{g}: Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located
Landwalking Dead
{1}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Landwalk
2/2
Moon Diner
{4}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Alien Habitat
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure.
Cook MoonPie – {w} ({w}: Create a MoonPie token)
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (rare)
Landwalking Dead (uncommon)
Moon Diner (uncommon)
Packing (uncommon)
Teenager (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Holy Water (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Feminazi (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pig (token)