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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Faerie
Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token
Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC
2/2
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
Gorgeous Mansion
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Neat Newt (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Silk Web (common)
Swim (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)