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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Raging Meteor
 
 R 
Land
Raging Meteor enters the battlefield tapped
When Raging Meteor enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to each creature with power and/or toughness 4 or less
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
Credit Card
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
Rather than spending mana to cast spells or activate abilities you may put X debit counters on Credit Card where X is the amount of mana you would have spent.
{1}: Remove a debt counter from Credit Card
At the beginning of the end step, if there are 5 or more debt counters on Credit Card, you lose the game
Bad Doctor
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric
When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn.
1/3
Waiting
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Raging Meteor (rare)
Credit Card (uncommon)
Bad Doctor (uncommon)
Waiting (uncommon)
Bad Ass (common)
On A Stick (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Self Harm (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Mint (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bacon (token)