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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Water Bottle Flip
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
 
Aggrocius Murdeath
{5}{r}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Elder Dragon
ENDLESSTOUCH
28/28
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Springfield Downs
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1.
At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn.
No Mad
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Water Bottle Flip (common, foil)
Aggrocius Murdeath (mythic)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Springfield Downs (uncommon)
No Mad (uncommon)
Bork (common)
Miracle (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Bleck (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Tax (common)
Fly (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Munkii (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Golden Egg (token)