[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Thor    R  Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero God Elemental Viking Flying Thor has +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it As long as Thor has power of 12 or more, spells in your hand gain Storm 4/3	Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!    U  Artifact Creature – Construct 4/4	Slave Mill    U  Artifact , tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.	Baker's Oven    U  Artifact Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token)
On A Stick    C  Suffix Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso	Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds	Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much    C  Legendary Planeswalker – Jace 0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace -999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1	Keg    C  Artifact : Create a Beer token Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Hamster    C  Creature – Rat Boar : Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card 1/1	Mecha-Spider    C  Artifact Creature – Construct Spider Reach 2/4	Bug Spray    C  Artifact , Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn	Create    C  Instant Create something
Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Hax!    C  Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Gift  T  Token Artifact , Sacrifice Gift: Choose one: – Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent

Thor (rare)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Slave Mill (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
On A Stick (common)
Cheesecake (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Keg (common)
Hamster (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Create (common)
Zoom (common)
Hax! (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Gift (token)