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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
I, Aye, Captain!
{u}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
As long as you control I, Aye, Captain!, you are a 4/3 Grixis Pirate creature with "{2}: Untap another target Pirate creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature". You are still a player.
Every Man has a Price... (Any player may pay {x}, where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it.)
Ageism
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
{w}: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Rormeh, Lazy Alt
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

I, Aye, Captain! (rare)
Ageism (uncommon)
Thanker (uncommon)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Web (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Turdle (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Sunset (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Banishment (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)