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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
 
Noah, the Arkmage
{2}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing.
{1}{u}, Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token.
{3}{u}: Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the end of the Biblical Age, Noah was the last believer of RNGesus as a messiah, rather than a bro
2/2
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Night of the EMBKs
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token.
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Flute (common, foil)
Noah, the Arkmage (rare)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Night of the EMBKs (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
OCDManiac (common)
Take a Dump (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Bork (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Prayer (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigar (token)