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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dance Therapy
{w}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Silly Tribal Sorcery – Idiot
Move any number of creatures. Remove all counters from creatures moved this way.

Draw two cards.
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Banishment
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target creature
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Dance Therapy (rare)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Gold Bar (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Banishment (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Barrel (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sapphire (token)