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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Annoying Orange
{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant
Annoying Orange is Orange

{t}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield
2/2
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Neil Armstrong
{2}{w}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
Whiz Witch
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag Wizard
Wizards you control get +1/+1 and cannot be blocked
{3}{u}: Damage dealt to your opponents and planeswalkers they control cannot be prevented this turn.
3/4
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Annoying Orange (rare)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
Whiz Witch (uncommon)
Sad Clown (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Nein (common)
Esketit (common)
Humanize (common)
Spank (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
token 69 again (token)