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Codename: Diving    U  Creature – Merfolk Artificer : Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 1/2	Bacteria-Feeder    R  Creature – Insect Flying When Bacteria-Feeder enters the battlefield, exile up to one target Germ creature. When you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. What they once were they now consume. 2/3	Blabbering Beebles    U  Creature – Beeble Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly 3/2	The Pink Panther    U  Legendary Creature – Cat The Pink Panther is Pink. Jump Boost 3 (: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.) : Choose one: – Cats get +1/+1 this turn. – Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn. 3/3
Klan Trooper    U  Creature – Clone Soldier : Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn : Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn : Destroy target Black or Slave creature 2/3	Card123    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life	Ancient Vil    C  Creature – Vil Ancient Vil is Historic Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species 1/1	Luminous Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us. 2/2
Eat Cat    C  Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype	Unwelcoming Playgroups    C  Creature – Human Gamer Evils , Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player 5/5	Clown Clone    C  Creature – Clown Clone 2/2	Tweet    C  Instant As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay , , or Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and ", Tweet: Draw a card"
Termite    C  Creature – Insect : Put a Destruction counter on target green Block 0/1	Sand Block    C  Artifact – Block (Sand Block can be Smelted) , : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches. Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. Glass Block    C  Artifact – Block , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Firearm  T  Token Artifact – Equipment Equip legendary creature Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Codename: Diving (uncommon, foil)
Bacteria-Feeder (rare)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
Card123 (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Tweet (common)
Termite (common)
Sand Block (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Firearm (token)