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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
 
Star
{r}
 
 R 
Artifact
{r}{r}{t}: Star shocks any target
War
{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{5}{r}: War deals 4 damage to each target
School
 
 U 
Land
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students
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Creationism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Com Mon (common, foil)
Star // War (rare)
School (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Nut (common)
Riot (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Old Friend (common)
No (common)
Merci (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Joey (token)