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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
 
Termurate
{u}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Temur
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
all around good green boy
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf
{t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life.
3/4
Color is the New Color
{7}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
token 69 again
 T 
Token

In a Jar (common, foil)
Termurate (rare)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
all around good green boy (uncommon)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
White Cloth (common)
In a Jar (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Cowward (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
token 69 again (token)