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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Naga Assassin
Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards.
– Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.
2/4
 U 
Enchantment
Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it)
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Greed Assassin (rare)
No Refunds (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Quill (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Gremlin (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Sillytize (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Squarepants (token)