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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
 
 R 
Instant
Insult your opponent, if they show signs of being insulted, destroy that player
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
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Eep (common, foil)
That's gotta hurt (rare)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
Human Sacrifice (common)
OP (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Pain (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)