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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Undirb the Anti-Dirb
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Dirbnt Bane
Landwalk, Landhome
Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs
8/8
Yo-Yo
{1}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Boom
{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Shock any target
Explosion
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to any target
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Undirb the Anti-Dirb (mythic)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
Stoner (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Deodorant (common)
Lmao (common)
Respawn (common)
Special K (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Louse (common)
Jurymin (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bread (token)