[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Sludge Surf    R  Land Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped : Add , or , : Target player gets a Poison counter	Dog Fart    U  Tribal Instant – Hound Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn Cat Puke    U  Tribal Instant – Cat Aftermath Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays	Rangery    U  Enchantment When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play	Midnight Hunting    U  Instant Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card.
Pearl Curd    C  Creature – Curd When Pearl Curd dies add 0/0.01	Yesn't    C  Sorcery Counter target spell "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't"	Vanilla Guy    C  Creature – Human 1/1	Apartment Complex    C  Artifact – Structure Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.) At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Smoke    C  Instant Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token	Shitpost    C  Instant Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card	Error 404: Magic Card not Found    C  Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Gift of Passion    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Haste.	Broke College Student    C  Creature – Human Student Pay where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	GMOPork  T  Artifact – "Fude" : Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Sludge Surf (rare)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Rangery (uncommon)
Midnight Hunting (uncommon)
Pearl Curd (common)
Yesn't (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Smoke (common)
Shitpost (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Quill (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
GMOPork (token)