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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
 
Avatar of Security
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Avatar
When Avatar of Security enters the battlefield, it's power becomes equal to any amount of your life total, and it's toughness equal to the rest. You may pay {2} at any time to redistribute these values.
Vigilance, Trample and cannot be dealt noncombat damage and can block and be blocked by any number of creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 3 life.
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Nomicide
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker {1}{b}
Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name.
2NC's Servant
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Druid
Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
1/3
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Bear Paw (common, foil)
Avatar of Security (rare)
Nomicide (uncommon)
2NC's Servant (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Gnight (common)
Munkii (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Manasucker (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Sunrise (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Monster (token)