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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Multicolorism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Multicolorism enters the battlefield exile all monocolored creatures
Whenever a monocolored creature enters the battlefield, exile it
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
token 69
 T 
Token

Multicolorism (rare)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Bork (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Hamster (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
token 69 (token)