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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Minister of Silly Walks
{3}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Silly Creature – Lord
{t}: Until end of turn, Silly creatures you control gain Landwalk.
5/5
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
Switcharoo Game
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
Rogueism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Junkrat
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
You may pay an additional {4} when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library.
2/1
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Minister of Silly Walks (mythic)
Joker (uncommon)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Basic Bacon (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Bumfart (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Tardiness (common)
Junkrat (common)
Fisherman (common)
Sillytize (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bread (token)