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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Detect
{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Detect, choose the name of a card in your library.
Look at the top card of your library. If it shares a name with the chosen card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it onto the bottom of your library.
Exile Detect.
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Speed Demon
{1}{r}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Detect (rare)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Watermelon (common)
Dudeism (common)
Yutt (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Respawn (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Sillytize (common)
Pupucaca (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Shipping Container (token)