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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Landlubbery
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat
Pirates may not attack or block
{g}{g}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life
Apathy
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all red creatures
Uncle UnComin
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell"
A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
Money Monkey Monk
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord
{t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total
1/1
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Landlubbery (rare)
Apathy (uncommon)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
Money Monkey Monk (uncommon)
Computer (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Asterisk (common)
Silk Web (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Trade (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)