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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Gtaznt Bane
{t}: Remove all {u} and {r} from each player
Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz is the Bane of Gtazs
9/9
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature gains "{w}{u}: Be quiet for 6 seconds, for each time you have a non-sexual thought, gain 2 life"
Sithism
{1}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant red or black creature

Enchanted creature gains "{r}{b}: Be loud for 4 seconds, for each time you say something sexual, target player loses 4 life"
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz (mythic)
Jediism // Sithism (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Screeching Curd (common)
Thievery (common)
Char (common)
Bork (common)
Housewife (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bread (token)