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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
 
Mr Clean
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer
(Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man)
{w/u}{w/u}{w/u}: Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures
Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life
2/2
Call to the Slopfeast
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Felinus Archmage
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Cat Wizard
{t}: You may cast another noncreature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less
1/3
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Applesauce (common, foil)
Mr Clean (rare)
Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Felinus Archmage (uncommon)
Respawn (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Thicc (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
Zombee (common)
Trade (common)
Scout Badge (common)
7/11 (common)
Allergies (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
PoisonVial (token)