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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Big Chungus
{4}{g}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rabbit Absolute-Unit
{g}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Big Chungus
As long as Big Chungus has more than a dozen +1/+1 counters on it, it has "At the beginning of each end step, move all creatures not touching Big Chungus one centimeter towards it. Creatures touching Big Chungus are pacified Astronauts"
3.5/14
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Night of the EMBKs
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token.
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Big Chungus (mythic)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Night of the EMBKs (uncommon)
I, Eye (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Calculator (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Old Friend (common)
Impatience (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Spam (token)