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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bamboo Shoot
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact – Food
{3}{g}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain 10 life.
{3}{u}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature
{3}{r}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control.
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Gee's Pub
{2}{b/g}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Bamboo Shoot (rare)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Gee's Pub (uncommon)
Finger Gun (common)
Shitpost (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Tardiness (common)
Proletariat (common)
Smoke (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Subscriber (token)