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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scalefin
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Lizard Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
1/2
Autumn Piyf
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Amoral Aetherborn
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Scalefin (rare)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Hick (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Backpack (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Mop (common)
Pinja (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Calamari (token)