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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Melting Ice Caps
{r}{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy all permanents with the Snow supertype (this includes lands)
Mirror Myr
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr Clone
{t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn
1/1
Demolition
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures
Do the Splits
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Rip target creature into two pieces
Split the Winnings
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Beggar
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Fish
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

Melting Ice Caps (rare)
Mirror Myr (uncommon)
Demolition (uncommon)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings (uncommon)
Algae (common)
Munkii (common)
Jalapeno (common)
.txt File (common)
Sillytize (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Beggar (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Quill (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Fish (token)