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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
 
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu
{3}{3}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Triplet
Indestructible, Menace, Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants, Sorceries, and cards with Flash
When you cast Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu exile six target permanents, if you have less than twenty-one cards in your hand draw cards equal to the distance, you gain control of target player on their next three turns
Whenever Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu attacks, defending player exiles top fifty-nine cards of their library
Discard three cards with converted mana cost X: Counter three target spells with converted mana cost X
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu costs {3} less for each card type among cards in your graveyard
35/35
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Timelord
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Allergies (common, foil)
Lukarme Kelizok Gomalu (mythic)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Boi (common)
Wetten (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)