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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Devourer of Curds
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Tnaig
{t}: Devourer of Curds deals damage to it's power to target Curd creature without Flying, if that creature dies, put a +0.25/+0.25 counter on Devourer of Curds
1/1
Manor Gates
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
Hammerspace
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Beef Jerky
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Devourer of Curds (rare)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Rancid (common)
Thinker (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Allergies (common)
Bugbear (common)
Pink Eye (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)