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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
 
Sultainate
{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Sultai
Eager Eagle
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn.
Dash {w}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/2
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
{b}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Thing
 T 
Token Creature – Thing
Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10

Cinammon Challenge (uncommon, foil)
Sultainate (rare)
Eager Eagle (uncommon)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Moo (common)
Leperboi (common)
Stoner (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Shitpost (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Thing (token)