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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
 
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Archbishop's Endgame
{w}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Instant
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Put a +1/+1 counter and a Vigilance counter on each creature you control. You gain 7 life.
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Bog Slug
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
Aquatog
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
0/2
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common, foil)
Archbishop's Endgame (mythic)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Aquatog (uncommon)
Diamond Sword (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Water Bear (common)
Nun (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Restless Soul (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Golden Egg (token)