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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
 
Dance Therapy
{w}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Silly Tribal Sorcery – Idiot
Move any number of creatures. Remove all counters from creatures moved this way.

Draw two cards.
Spleefality
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
Landwalking Dead
{1}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Landwalk
2/2
Drucaquerunami
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami
Islandwalk
Lands are Islands
Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island
1/1
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Cuddle (common, foil)
Dance Therapy (rare)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Landwalking Dead (uncommon)
Drucaquerunami (uncommon)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Birthday (common)
Com Mon (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Root Shot (common)
Yesn't (common)
Respawn (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Cigarette (token)