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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
 
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
{g}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated

When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it
Lamb Sauce: Located
 
 R 
Artifact – Delectable
{g}: Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Purify Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon, foil)
Lamb Sauce: Unlocated (rare)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Purify Soul (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Leperboi (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Char (common)
Level Up! (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)