[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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+9: Create nine Spam tokens
0: Target creature destroys itself. You gain life equal to the number of times it was dealt combat damage ever -9: Creatures get Scarred 420. Triple all poison counters on players (both until end of turn) 9
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When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat Pirates may not attack or block ![]() : You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life |
, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
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Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add ![]() ![]() . Activate this ability only once per turn. |
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Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
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: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens1/1
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Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
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: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token2/2
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Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life1/1
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. ![]() : Freeze target Insect.
![]() : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way. |
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
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Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play. |
9Gagideon
(mythic, foil)
Landlubbery
(rare)
Dreadfish
(uncommon)
Corn Maze
(uncommon)
Florarama
(uncommon)
Hamboi
(common)
Ballerina
(common)
Farmer // Pharmacist
(common)
Nun
(common)
Take a Dump
(common)
Silk Web
(common)
Derek DeVoid
(common)
Red Rag
(common)
Itchy Clothing Tag
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Idea
(token)




, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.