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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Gamer
{t}: Create a Cardset
not so easy, is it?
8/8
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn.
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token
Hungry Jacks
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Sett, Cardset Creator (mythic)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Boon of Passion (uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Griefing (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Derp (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
White Aura (common)
Evil (common)
Thicc (common)
Hamboi (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bozo (token)