[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has " : Tap target Fish" |
Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
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, : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.2/2
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Target creature levels up
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Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
Equip
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach |
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
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First Strike
2/3
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: Scry 1
![]() : Draw a cardTheir planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
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Haste
2/2
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When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 2/1
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: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life |
: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Smoke –
, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch |
Cut in Twain
(rare)
Fisher's Rod
(uncommon)
Florarama
(uncommon)
Nitpicker
(uncommon)
Level Up!
(common)
Ree!
(common)
Warrior's Pillow
(common)
Mega Pig
(common)
French Vanilla Guy
(common)
Thinker
(common)
Hellhound
(common)
RnM Fanboi
(common)
Canned Spam
(common)
Leperboi
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cigarette
(token)




: Tap target Fish"


