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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Nigel VanGerman
{9}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – German Wizard
When Nigel VanGerman enters the battlefield add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
{b}: Destroy target creature
Whenever a creature dies, Nigel VanGerman drains 5
Fascist dictator of his own city
7/7
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Speed Demon
{1}{r}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
Boon of Growth
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Nigel VanGerman (mythic)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Boon of Growth (uncommon)
Fly Swatter (common)
.txt File (common)
Wetten (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Brain (common)
Red Rag (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Dullify (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Emerald (token)