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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever a nontoken Monk enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 white Monk creature tokens.
{5}{w}: You gain 2 life for each Monk you control.
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
 U 
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token.
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

The Tadgemah Hall (mythic)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Ant Farm (uncommon)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Comment dump (common)
Mint (common)
Asterisk (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Turdle (common)
et-Sah (common)
Black Widow (common)
Hax! (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Subscriber (token)