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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Homer Simpson
{4}{y}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Simpson Fatso
Homer Simpson enters the battlefield with three D'oh! counters on it
Whenever Homer Simpson is dealt damage, you may remove a D'oh! counter from it, if you do, prevent all damage that would be dealt to Homer Simpson this turn
The fattest of the Springfieldians
2/10
Spitfire Imp
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Imp
Flying
{2}{r}: Spitfire Imp deals 1 damage to any target.
"It's raining hellfire!"
– Dante
1/2
Moldmonster
{2}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Monster
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
4/4
Art
{1}A
 
 U 
Instant
Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Apartment Complex
{2}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Homer Simpson (rare)
Spitfire Imp (uncommon)
Moldmonster (uncommon)
Art (uncommon)
Fireckzian (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Ree! (common)
Derp (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Randomize (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Barrel (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Beer (token)