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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Revised Chimney Imp
{6}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Imp
Flying
When this creature dies, you may pay {4}{b}. If you do, a random player puts a card from their hand on top of their library unless they control a permanent.
1/2
Codename: Diving
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
Elidocorc
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Elidocorc
Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Revised Chimney Imp (rare)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
Gerbil (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Hypocrite (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Redhead (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Dream (token)