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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
 
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon
{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord
Flying
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control.
*/*
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
401ster
{2}{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
common #401
0/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Flooper's Pig (common, foil)
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon (rare)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Canopatog (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Bald Eagle (common)
Bakery (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
401ster (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Deer (token)