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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
 
Five-Color Activator #2
{6}
 
 R 
Creature – Golem
{1}{w}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch.
{1}{r}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste.
{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof.
4/4
Mop (old)
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Tuna Sammich
{w}{g}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
It looks and tastes like puke
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Pine Tree
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common, foil)
Five-Color Activator #2 (rare)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich (uncommon)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Barrel (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Moo (common)
Sword (common)
Smurf (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Astronaut (token)