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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bah-Roken Astral Drift
{w}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever you cycle a card, choose one or both:
– Exile target permanent
– Cast that card without paying it's mana cost
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Collegesytle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
Laser Engravement
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Bah-Roken Astral Drift (rare)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Eep (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Furrytize (common)
Draamaa (common)
Evil (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Hat (token)