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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Black Wall of Wonder what this does?
{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life.
0/4
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Boneless Fish
{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
Flying, Defender
Agility was a new ability
1/3
Blubbersucking Beebles
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed
2/4
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Black Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Boneless Fish (uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Fly Swatter (common)
Backpack (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Proletariat (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Pain (common)
Egg (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Hat (token)