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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Harpoon
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Pirate
Equipped Pirate has "{2}{t}: Destroy target Marine Animal creature"
Ken Toe
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Mutant
Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe
3/2
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Spammingbyrd
{1}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Create a Spam token
1/2
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Harpoon (rare)
Ken Toe (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Zombee (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Workhorse (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
E-Man (common)
Redhead (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Golden Egg (token)