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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Infinity Stone
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact
You may have up to seven cards named Infinity Stone in your deck

{t}: Choose one:
-Gain 5 life
-Draw two cards
-Destroy target creature
-Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn
-Target opponent loses 5 life
-Target creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn
-Draw a card and gain 2 life for each creature you control of target color
-Gain 2 life and draw a card for each artifact you control
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Hypocritical Hippocricket
{3}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target
– Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn.
Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket.
1/5
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
MC Villager
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Hot Pocket
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Infinity Stone (rare)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Hypocritical Hippocricket (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Pumpkin (common)
MC Villager (common)
Gremlin (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Quill (common)
Smurf (common)
Meow (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Grainforest (basic)
GMOPork (token)