[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
When Lamb Sauce: Unlocated becomes Located, transform it : Gain 5 life for each Food you control, then make a Gordon Ramsy quote, or sacrifice Lamb Sauce: Located |
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
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Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.2/2
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![]() , : Target player skips their next turn.
![]() : Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.3/5
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, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying |
Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
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Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
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Trample, Haste
4/4
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Nightwatch costs
less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
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Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
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Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5
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Lamb Sauce: Unlocated
(rare)
Bonecrusher Zombie
(uncommon)
Yedi
(uncommon)
Timelord
(uncommon)
Red Mana Potion
(common)
Gift of Learning
(common)
Finger Gun
(common)
Spank
(common)
Celery Cerberus
(common)
Nightwatch
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Rule 63
(common)
Sin Fyip
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Bozo
(token)

: Tap a legendary creature you control, Locate Lamb Sauce: Unlocated



less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.



