[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever Money enters the battlefield, roll a twenty-sided die, if you roll a seven, you may roll again, if you roll three sevens in a row, you win the game
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Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner |
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
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: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
![]() ![]() : Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.2/2
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When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors |
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
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You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
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Equip permanent
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders |
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
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Trample, Menace
2/3
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Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
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When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
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, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn |
777: The Lucky Number
(mythic)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
(uncommon)
Impacting Meteor
(uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi
(uncommon)
Animemal
(common)
White Aura
(common)
Shitpost
(common)
You are a good person
(common)
Lock
(common)
Boost
(common)
Orc of Mykazoo
(common)
Amoral Aetherborn
(common)
Fluke Diva
(common)
Louse
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Pill
(token)





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: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
