[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
+4: Create four Spam tokens
0: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn) -4: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players 4
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Haste, Prowess
3/3
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When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
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Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead |
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
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Ballerina is Pink
: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life. The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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It becomes Nighttime.
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Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. |
: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player
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4Chandra
(mythic)
Pro
(uncommon)
Canopatog
(uncommon)
Collegesytle
(uncommon)
Feminazi
(common)
Mint
(common)
Ballerina
(common)
Quill
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Double Jump
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Sunset
(common)
Bakery
(common)
Applesauce
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Tainted Sand
(token)