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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Red Beast
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Red Beast deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to target creature they control.
{1}{r}: Red Beast gets +2/-2 and gains Haste until end of turn.
3/3
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Dog Whistle
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Ingrown Toenail
{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Red Beast (rare)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Black Widow (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Ingrown Toenail (common)
Brain (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Sapphire (token)