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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gult Leader
{3}{u}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Aven Lord
Other Birds and Avens you control get +1/+1 and gain "{t}: Look at the top card of your library, if it is a Bird or an Aven you may reveal it to an opponent to force them to discard a card, if they can't they lose 2 life"
3/3
Megashroom
{r/w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
Aquatog
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
0/2
Coastal Wizard
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
{1}{u}, {t}: Return target creature to it's owner's hand. That player may pay {2} and exile it. When they do, return that creature to the battlefield with an additional two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of their next upkeep.
2/2
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Gult Leader (rare)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Aquatog (uncommon)
Coastal Wizard (uncommon)
Leash (common)
Boost (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Adipose (common)
Doodle (common)
Leperboi (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Web (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pill (token)