[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
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: Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and " : Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more lifeThe Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies
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Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
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4/4
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The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs
less.
Draw a card. |
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Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
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Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control 0/1
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Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
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![]() : You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand1/1
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Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
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Whenever you lose life, draw a card
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The first Feminazi
2/2
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Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1. ![]() , : Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof. |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5 |
Sponge Reefs
(rare)
Futurama
(uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
(uncommon)
Spell Mastery
(uncommon)
Flavorful
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Pylon
(common)
Algae
(common)
Gag
(common)
Weeb
(common)
Carpetburn
(common)
Self Harm
(common)
Eve of the Biblefolk
(common)
Gnome Home
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Shipping Container
(token)
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