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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Secret Tunnels
 
 R 
Land
{t}: Add {c}
{1}{x}, {t}: Untap target Rogue you control. It gets +X/+0 and cannot be blocked this turn unless defending player pays {x}. Activate this ability only during combat.
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
Rogueism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled
Aquaphobia
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Apartment Complex
{2}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Secret Tunnels (rare)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
White Aura (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Tinsel (common)
Feminazi (common)
Barrel (common)
Louse (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Amooza! (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Beer (token)