[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Target player fights another target player, any player may activate this ability, whoever wins may draw a card |
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
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Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
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Islandwalk
Lands are Islands Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island 1/1
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: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors |
Haste
: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag2/1
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Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors |
, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life |
: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens1/1
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: Say something mean, then gain 1 life1/1
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![]() : Stoner pings any target
![]() : Create a PoisonVial token1/1
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo (Doggo transforms into Old Friend) 2/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Trample, Indestructible
4/3
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PVP Format
(rare)
Hellbent Topdecker
(uncommon)
Make you easier to kill
(uncommon)
Drucaquerunami
(uncommon)
Fidget Spinner
(common)
Tagger
(common)
Watermelon
(common)
Blue Aura
(common)
Amooza!
(common)
Hamboi
(common)
Bad Ass
(common)
Stoner
(common)
Take a Dump
(common)
Doggo
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Trinket
(token)


: Target player fights another target player, any player may activate this ability, whoever wins may draw a card

: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
