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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Censoring
{6}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent swears, choose one:
-Deal 3 damage to that player
-Draw a card
Cross the River
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
All with Nothing
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
Ass Carcass
{1}{g}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Donkey
2/3
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Censoring (rare)
Cross the River (uncommon)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Ass Carcass (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Glue (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Smoke (common)
Long Legs (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Swim (common)
Dove (common)
Pain (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Balloon (token)