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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Annoying Orange
{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant
Annoying Orange is Orange

{t}: Make an annoying noise, put a 1/1 Plant token creature with Defender onto the battlefield
2/2
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
Frogg
{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog
Trample
{g}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
{g}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
4/4
Boo
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Boo target player, they lose 1 life
Diss
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Annoying Orange (rare)
AK-47 (uncommon)
Frogg (uncommon)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Manasucker (common)
Black Widow (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Eep (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Bear Feet (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Humanize (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Ruby (token)