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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
 
Melogg of the Golmicaar
{13}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Demon Golem Advisor Lord
Other non-Advisor Golems get -13/-13
Whenever another Golem dies, create five Gold tokens
The Golmicaar is a senate of golems lol
13/13
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Apathy
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all red creatures
Cowwardingman
{w/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Ebb (common, foil)
Melogg of the Golmicaar (rare)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Apathy (uncommon)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Brainless (common)
Crab (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Hat (token)