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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Uncurd the Anti-Curd
{100}{u}{u}{u}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Curdnt Bane
When Uncurd the Anti-Curd enters the battlefield, destroy each creature with power 0.01 or greater
Uncurd the Anti-Curd is the Bane of Curds
infinity/infinity
Boon of Learning
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying.
Mirror Myr
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr Clone
{t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn
1/1
Ageism
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
{w}: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Egg Whites
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Uncurd the Anti-Curd (mythic)
Boon of Learning (uncommon)
Mirror Myr (uncommon)
Ageism (uncommon)
Ree! (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Notak (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Draamaa (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Bakery (common)
Egg Whites (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Bacon (token)