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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
 
Gentrification
{2}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Spells cost {1} more to cast
Etanod
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Burger
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game
Im sure your hungry

High Schooler (common, foil)
Gentrification (rare)
Etanod (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Nightwatch (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Domo (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
You Tried! (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Keg (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Burger (token)