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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz
{9}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Gtaznt Bane
{t}: Remove all {u} and {r} from each player
Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz is the Bane of Gtazs
9/9
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Boon of Passion
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn.
All with Nothing
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Habanero
{r/g}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Wanted Iguana
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard
Desertwalk
4/4

Ungtaz the Anti-Gtaz (mythic)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Boon of Passion (uncommon)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
NERF Gun (common)
Habanero (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Shitpost (common)
Spawnkill (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Dove (common)
Impatience (common)
Double Jump (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Wanted Iguana (token)