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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hciragic, the Chainsmoker
{3}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Druggy
{t}: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens
{t}: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total
Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked
2/3
Call to the Evilkillingfeast
{5}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield
Devalue
{x}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Gotta Go Fast!
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Holy Symbol
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Thing
 T 
Token Creature – Thing
Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10

Hciragic, the Chainsmoker (rare)
Call to the Evilkillingfeast (uncommon)
Devalue (uncommon)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Red Aura (common)
Lmao (common)
Gotta Go Fast! (common)
Wormhole (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Incense (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Thing (token)