[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
 
Tom Derpery
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Idiot Lord
(Casting this spell is a misplay)
Whenever you misplay, put a +1/+1 counter on Tom Derpery.
2/2
Witch's Broom
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
Packing
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put up to two cards on target permanent you control with Storage
Overload {3}{b}{b}
Family Tree
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree.
2/2
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Dopple Ganger
{1}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Baby
 T 
Token Creature – Child
{t}: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn
0/1

Wingman (common, foil)
Tom Derpery (rare)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Packing (uncommon)
Family Tree (uncommon)
Assnaut (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Noob (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Baby (token)