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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
 
Murder Hobo
{3}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Creature – Idiot
When Murder Hobo enters the battlefield, it fights target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. If it survives, repeat this effect until there are no creatures left or it dies.
15/15
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
Rowling Sap
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ooze
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap
In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
Blazing Nneoh
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard
{t}: Blazing Nneoh pings any target
3/1
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Fish
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

Long Legs (common, foil)
Murder Hobo (mythic)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Rowling Sap (uncommon)
Blazing Nneoh (uncommon)
Fly (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Fish (token)