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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
War of Pranks
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever any player plays a prank, put a Idiocy counter on War of Pranks
{t}, Remove any number of Idiocy counters from: Add {w} for each counter removed this way or create a 1/1 white Idiot creature token for each counter removed this way
Dreadfish
{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
{2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
Blazing Nneoh
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Nneoh Elemental Wizard
{t}: Blazing Nneoh pings any target
3/1
Art
{1}A
 
 U 
Instant
Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

War of Pranks (rare)
Dreadfish (uncommon)
Blazing Nneoh (uncommon)
Art (uncommon)
Allergies (common)
Birthday (common)
7/11 (common)
LEGO (common)
Smurf (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Tagger (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Bedtime (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Emerald (token)