[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
, Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card.
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one: – The next Food spell you cast this turn costs .
– Add ![]() ![]() .
– You gain 10 life. |
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card1/1
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Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life. |
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner |
: Move target Vehicle |
Equip
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
When Coal Curd dies add
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(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
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Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains " ![]() : Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
Haste
, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn2/1
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: Target green Food gains " : Gain 1 life" |
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Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
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Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)1/1
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5 |
Grainmill
(rare)
Sophia
(uncommon)
Slave Trade
(uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
(uncommon)
Pylon
(common)
Blue Bandana
(common)
Coal Curd
(common)
Cowward
(common)
Dudeism
(common)
Vegetal Bepis
(common)
Gift Goblin
(common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
(common)
Notak
(common)
Crackhead
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Shipping Container
(token)


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: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card
