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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
 
Cosmic Egg
{2}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Egg
Protection from everything
{2}: Put an Ascension counter on Cosmic Egg. Then, if it has six or more Ascension counters on it, transform it.
0/2
Cosmic Overlord
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Alien God
Protection from everything
If Cosmic Overlord would leave the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield instead.
20/20
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly)
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand.
I, Ajan
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant – Self-Realization
Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker.
Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers.
Megashroom
{r/w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Barf
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Stomposaurus (common, foil)
Cosmic Egg (mythic)
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) (uncommon)
I, Ajan (uncommon)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Restless Soul (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Black Aura (common)
Create (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Kale (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Barf (token)