[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time.
You lose the game at the end of this turn. |
All creatures lose Hungry
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![]() ![]() : Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent."You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude |
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem. |
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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![]() : Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated BaboonWhy? A cruel joke?
... Oh. That's worse. 2/2
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1
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Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
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: Tap another Domino |
1/1
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add ![]() instead if you control a Legendary permanent |
Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves
(mythic)
The Feeding
(uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger
(uncommon)
Jury Bench
(uncommon)
Goodies
(common)
Compleated Baboon
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
(common)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Barrel
(common)
OCDManiac
(common)
Griefing
(common)
Domino
(common)
Minitaur
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Rupee
(token)




: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
