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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Elitism
{5}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Instant
Elitism is Gold
Destroy all creatures with less than $12.00 CAD on them, then gain 10 life
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
Butt-Fugly Shacc
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
Gorgeous Mansion
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
Pothead
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Barf
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Elitism (rare)
Joker (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Pothead (uncommon)
Nun (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Fly (common)
Manasucker (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Dudeism (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Make (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Barf (token)