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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Thot's Thoughts
{u}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Target Thot forces you to Scry 1 then lose 999 life
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Thot's Thoughts (mythic)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Pig Tails (common)
You are a good person (common)
Red Aura (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Electron (token)