[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever Callhorn Battleback attacks, you may put a Dinosaur card with converted mana cost 4 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
3/4
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Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
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Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn
Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly 3/2
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, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).It looks and tastes like puke
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Multikicker
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked |
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
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Flying
0.5/0.5
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Trample
3/3
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Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
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, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains " : Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
![]() : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card. |
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.) |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself |
Callhorn Battleback
(rare)
Tou Rette's Turret
(uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles
(uncommon)
Tuna Sammich
(uncommon)
Combo
(common)
Basic Bacon
(common)
Fly
(common)
Nayasaur
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Water Bottle Flip
(common)
Blue Mana Potion
(common)
Computer
(common)
Goodies
(common)
Box
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Vodka
(token)




, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.