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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Seaburn
{5}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
Lands enchanted player controls are Islands and creatures you control have Islandwalk.
Kicker's Box
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"
Basilisk
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
Midnight Hunting
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card.
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Deodorant
{2}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Tainted Sand
 T 
Artifact
Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player

Seaburn (rare)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Midnight Hunting (uncommon)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Stoner (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Flavorful (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Double Jump (common)
African Child (common)
Deodorant (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Tainted Sand (token)