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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hydra-Lick Press
{5}{c}{c}
 
 R 
Artifact
{5}{c}{c}{t}: Destroy any number of permanents
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Kayception
K
 
 U 
Enchantment
K may be payed with {1}, then copying target spell or ability
{t}: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
{w}{w}{w}, Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Hydra-Lick Press (rare)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Kayception (uncommon)
Missing 420 (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Bumfart (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Fluke (common)
Brain (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Furrytize (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)