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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ranch
 
 R 
Land
Animal Creatures you control get +1/+1
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
Hypocritical Hippocricket
{3}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target
– Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn.
Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket.
1/5
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Experienced Shaman
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Shaman
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Yarn
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Ranch (rare)
Hypocritical Hippocricket (uncommon)
Lobster (uncommon)
Experienced Shaman (uncommon)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Level Up! (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Merci (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Yarn (token)