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Mr Happy, Christmas Poop    R  Legendary Creature – Anthropomorphist Double Strike When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control. 4/4	Rainfall    U  Enchantment All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated : Destroy target Artifact	Snipery    U  Enchantment All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach	Call to the Evilkillingfeast    U  Instant You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield
MC Villager    C  Creature – Human Peasant , : Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.) 2/2	Hellfyre Shot    C  Sorcery Kicker – If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.	Alphabet Soup    C  Artifact – Food : Add or and gain 2 life Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life	Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards    C  Instant – Urge Create a card, then put it into your hand Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?    C  Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent. : Add	Box    C  Artifact Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)	Poopy Fart    C  Instant Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)	African Child    C  Creature – Human Child Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.) 0/1
In a Jar    C  Suffix Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1	Amphibious Toad    C  Creature – Frog Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island 1/2	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Emerald  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Emerald: Add

Mr Happy, Christmas Poop (rare)
Rainfall (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Call to the Evilkillingfeast (uncommon)
MC Villager (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Box (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
African Child (common)
In a Jar (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Emerald (token)