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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
 
Leopard Leper
{x}{g}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Leper Cat
Leopard Leper enters the battlefield with X -1/-1 counters on it
Remove a -1/-1 counter from Leopard Leper: Target player loses 2 life
X/X+1
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Tattoo
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

A neat ability 2 (common, foil)
Leopard Leper (rare)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
Boned Fish (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Crab (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Faciality (common)
Workhorse (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Volcano (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Tattoo (token)