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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Not Guilty
 
 R 
Emblem
Not Guilty's controller cannot cast non-white spells
Cliffatog
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog.
4/1
Neil Armstrong
{2}{w}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Not Guilty (rare)
Cliffatog (uncommon)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
AK-47 (uncommon)
Cheesecake (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Dudeism (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Smoke (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Griefing (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Kale (common)
Proletariat (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)