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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Miller Mulligan
{w}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Gamer
Hexproof
Whenever a player discards a card or draws a card, they exile the top three cards of their library
Whenever a player exiles a card from their library, they discard their hand
1/3
I wanna Iguana!
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Create a 4/4 green Lizard creature token with Desertwalk
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Miller Mulligan (rare)
I wanna Iguana! (uncommon)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Eep (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Leperboi (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Tint (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Keg (common)
Thievery (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Firearm (token)