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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Star
{r}
 
 R 
Artifact
{r}{r}{t}: Star shocks any target
War
{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{5}{r}: War deals 4 damage to each target
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Cheese Wizard
{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Wizard Fatso
{t}: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
4/3
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
LOLCat
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Star // War (rare)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Cheese Wizard (uncommon)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Microphone (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Furrytize (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Soot (common)
Minitaur (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LOLCat (token)