[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Creatures are Chefs in addition to their other types and gain Royal and Cook Buffetdish –
.Master Chef but with broken bones instead of crushed dreams.
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Destroy all blue creatures
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Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99 Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has " : Add ![]() "" |
, : Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.2/2
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Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
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Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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: Create a Food token
: Create an Artifact token1/1
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Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect |
, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness |
: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn |
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
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Storage 2 (As long as there are two or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
: Choose a card on Deckbox and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Deckbox for at least one turn.) |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Chef Royale
(rare)
Empathy
(uncommon)
Rowling's App
(uncommon)
Nitpicker
(uncommon)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Sharp
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Proletariat
(common)
Pink Eye
(common)
Heal Potion
(common)
Strawberry Cheesecake
(common)
Cowward
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Deckbox
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
LOLCat
(token)


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POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.