[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented.
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: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total 1/1
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Flash
Apples to Ashes is the Bane of Food. |
(Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control. |
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Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
![]() , Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add ![]() ![]() |
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
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Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese : Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it |
![]() : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
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Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
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Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
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Flying
: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn1/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2
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Pry
(rare)
Money Monkey Monk
(uncommon)
Apples to Ashes
(uncommon)
Lawbound Theft
(uncommon)
Eep
(common)
Lucky Penny
(common)
Cowward
(common)
Swiss Cheese
(common)
Fudge Pop
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
Joyous Pun
(common)
Backwoodsman
(common)
Watermelon
(common)
Air Elemelon
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Kangaroo
(token)


: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD





