[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control
Forged my the LMAOAliens, on the planet of lmaoao
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Counter target spell unless it's controller pays
, where X is the number of untapped lands they control. |
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
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Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 (
: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)0/2
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Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)3/2
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Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)1/1
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(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
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You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control |
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Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
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Brain is Pink
: Scry 10, then draw three cards |
Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away |
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Protection from everything
0/1
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: Add
![]() , : Create a Book tokenthe imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
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Alienware
(rare)
Flow Jammer
(uncommon)
Batta Lion
(uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge
(uncommon)
Firebreathing Domo
(common)
Crackhead
(common)
Old Friend
(common)
French Fry
(common)
Kewl // Krewl
(common)
Brain
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Egg
(common)
Tardigrade
(common)
Yuyu Imp
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
token 69
(token)


, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.

: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control