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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
 
Garfield, Hater of Mondays
{4}{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso
Garfield, Hater of Mondays is orange
When Garfield enters the battlefield, if it's Monday sacrifice it, then add five mana of any combination of {r} or {y}
Whenever a Cat attacks, if it's not monday, choose one:
-You gain 5 life
-Draw three cards
-Put a Food card from your hand onto the battlefield for free
1/7
Rogueism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled
Snipery
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
Yo-Yo
{1}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains "{t}: Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand"
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Proletariat (common, foil)
Garfield, Hater of Mondays (rare)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Yo-Yo (uncommon)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
First Guy (common)
Redneck (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Cringe (common)
Microjumble (common)
Gremlin (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Junk (token)