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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
 
EMBKnight
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Knight
First Strike
When EMBKnight enters the battlefield, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do, you gain 10 life.
2/2
Drucordsogel
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel
5/0
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Platinum Armor
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Warrior {3}
Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
Erase from History
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Haiku Page (common, foil)
EMBKnight (rare)
Drucordsogel (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Platinum Armor (uncommon)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Erase from History (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Keg (common)
Nut (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Gift (token)