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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Adults Only!
{x}{x}{x}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Exile each player that is less than 18 years old
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Midnight Hunting
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Create two 1/1 green Deer creature tokens with Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn). Then, if you control a Wolf, draw a card.
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
et-Sah
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Adults Only! (rare)
AK-47 (uncommon)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Midnight Hunting (uncommon)
Water Bear (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Griefing (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
et-Sah (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Balloon (token)