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Unyhs the Anti-Yh    M  Legendary Creature – Yhnt Bane Lifetouch (Whenever Unyhs the Anti-Yh deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller gains that much life), Deathlink (Damage dealt by Unyhs the Anti-Yh causes it's controller to lose that much life) Unyhs the Anti-Yh is the Bane of Yhs 8/8	Cliffatog    U  Creature – Atog Haste At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog. 4/1	Boo    U  Instant Boo target player, they lose 1 life Diss    U  Sorcery Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life	Meleeism    U  Enchantment When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0
Spawnkill    C  Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill	Dragonballer Z    C  Creature – Anime-Protagonist You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck : Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime	Computer    C  Artifact – Technology : Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.	Live    C  Instant – Urge Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Max Health Potion    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20	Jury Duty    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench	Dull Dagger    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"	Fatboi    C  Creature – Human Fatso Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add .) 2/3
Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life	Fluke Diva    C  Creature – Devil Imp Demon When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you. 1/1	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Fish  T  Token Creature – Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 2/2

Unyhs the Anti-Yh (mythic)
Cliffatog (uncommon)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Spawnkill (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Computer (common)
Live (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Fatboi (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Fluke Diva (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Fish (token)