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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hoodwinker
{4}{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Shapeshifter Rogue
Changeling, Shroud and cannot be blocked.
Whenever Hoodwinker deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– You gain control of target permanent they control
– Draw three cards
– They exile the top ten cards of their library
2/1
Once in a Blue Moon
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.
Druccaol
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druccaol
Deathtouch
3/1
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Fish
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

Hoodwinker (rare)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
Druccaol (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Apple Logo (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Flute (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Redhead (common)
Rektum (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Fish (token)