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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gratitude
{w}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {x}. If you do, you gain X life and untap X target lands you control.
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Sweeping Edge
AA
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment has "Equipped creature has Sweeping"
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Stomposaurus
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Holy Symbol
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
Walking Dead
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Gratitude (rare)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Sweeping Edge (uncommon)
Protect Belief (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Tagger (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Boost (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Walking Dead (common)
You Tried! (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cookie (token)