[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Ebb    C  Sorcery Kicker Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.	Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise    M  Creature – Yoyomaster : Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game 10/10	aplsos    U  Artifact – Food : gain 2 life, then read a dank meme danksos	Yando'Mhit    U  Legendary Creature – Alien Mercenary Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it. , Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters. 2/2
Teacher Troubles    U  Instant Destroy up to three target teachers I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Deja Vu    C  Instant Copy target spell	Gucci Handbag    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains, ": Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Kerv Beest    C  Creature – Beast X is equal to your current turn minus one Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. */*	Prayer    C  Instant Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life	Jinjurrbred Man    C  Artifact Creature – Food Human Haste : Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man 2/1	Pinkhole    C  Instant Destroy target land or creature
Water Bottle Flip    C  Instant Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card	Laughing Gas    C  Enchantment Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Deer  T  Token Creature – Deer Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 1/1

Ebb (common, foil)
Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise (mythic)
aplsos (uncommon)
Yando'Mhit (uncommon)
Teacher Troubles (uncommon)
Beggar (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Prayer (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Deer (token)