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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Legendary Creature – Human Wizard
{4}{u}{u}{t}: Search your library for a card named It's Raining Men! and cast it for free (including it's multikicker costs), then return The Rain Man to your hand, tap all untapped white or green Humans you control
He amazed all the simplefolk with his spectacle
3/4
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Squirrel Habitat
{1}{g}, {t}: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
{5}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

The Rain Man (mythic)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Evil (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Shackles (common)
Giegote (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Red Aura (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Vodka (token)