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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Xob of the Box
{10}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God
Royal (Xob of the Box is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Storage 100 (As long as there are one hundred or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Xob of the Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Xob of the Box for at least one turn.)
10/10
Pooperbot
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
Hammerhead Shark
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
Fisher's Rod
{1}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Fishing and has "{t}: Tap target Fish"
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Hick
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Thievery
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Xob of the Box (mythic)
Pooperbot (uncommon)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Fisher's Rod (uncommon)
Nucard (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Bugbear (common)
Hick (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Cuddle (common)
LEGO (common)
Thievery (common)
Hellhound (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bacon (token)