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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Instant – Government Conspiracy
All your nonplayable bulk becomes playable until end of turn
They want us to buy bulk, the end days will pay off!
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

MTG + Bulk Barn = Illuminati (rare)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Master's Sword (uncommon)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Dudeism (common)
Hot Pocket (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Turbulence (common)
Keg (common)
Gremlin (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Subscriber (token)