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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Charity
{w}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they create a Gold token, they gain 3 life, and they put a +1/+1 counter on target creature they control.
Henchantment
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Long Legs
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Reach
1/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Vodka
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

Charity (rare)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Turbulence (common)
GamBling (common)
Water Bear (common)
Moo (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Fudge Pop (common)
Zoom (common)
Long Legs (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Vodka (token)