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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gargamel
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Human Wizard
Flying, Lifelink

Pay 8 Life: Draw 8 Cards
Lord of Darkhill, Smurfton
8/8
Sophia
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Robot
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
{t}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card
1/1
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
Once in a Blue Moon
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Tainted Sand
 T 
Artifact
Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player

Gargamel (mythic)
Sophia (uncommon)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
Quill (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Dullify (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Broom (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Tainted Sand (token)