[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it.
Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn. 4/2
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When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness ![]() (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)2/2
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: gain 2 life, then read a dank memedanksos
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Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player – SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls. |
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Put an Infect counter on target player
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Equip
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented |
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
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Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
: Create a Balloon artifact token2/3
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Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. |
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Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
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As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control. |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Desertwalk
4/4
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General Grievous
(rare)
Psychotic Arsonist
(uncommon)
aplsos
(uncommon)
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
(uncommon)
Bumfart
(common)
Goggles of Vision
(common)
Teddy Bear
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Birthday Clown
(common)
Kek
(common)
Doodle
(common)
Blissful Dream
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Wanted Iguana
(token)





: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
Sorcery