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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cantrip Master
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
 
Brevver's Hassif
{9}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Hassif
9/9
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Falter of Fate
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
*/*
Fudge Pop
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{b/w}{t}: Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Pinkhole
{r/w}{r/w}{r/w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land or creature
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Cantrip Master (uncommon, foil)
Brevver's Hassif (rare)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
Fudge Pop (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Hellhound (common)
Ballerina (common)
Allograft (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Pinkhole (common)
Teamer (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Dude (token)