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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – Food
As an additional cost to cast Grain Oats, pay half of a {g}, this cost may not be countered or prevented

Pay half of a {g}: Gain 1 life, whenever you have gained 2 or more life this way, draw a card, whenever you have drawn two or more cards this way, target creature gets +X/+X where X is the amount of green mana spent to cast Grain Oats's abiltiies. Whenever target creature gains more than +4/+4 this way, transform Grain Oats
Froot Loopz
 
 R 
Artifact – "Fude"
{A}: Gain 7 life
{A}{A}: Gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have more than 101 life
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Grain Oats (rare)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Protect Belief (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Brainless (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Leperboi (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Trinket (token)