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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Domo Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+2 and gain First Strike.
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
 C 
Artifact – Food
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Hot Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Hot Pocket for at least one turn.)
{t}, Sacrifice Hot Pocket: You gain 3 life and Hot Pocket shocks you.
 C 
 
Just sayin'
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Emblem

Navy War (common, foil)
Domo Dojo (rare)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Hot Pocket (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Boost (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)