[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Bogbeam costs
less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.
Target player discards seven cards. |
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
![]() : Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
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You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
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{π}
: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number1/3
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: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in collegeCollege sucks...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
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Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench |
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Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
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Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese : Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it |
2/1
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(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike. |
Haste, First Strike
2/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play. |
Bogbeam
(rare)
Hungry Hungry Hippo
(uncommon)
Tug O' War
(uncommon)
Mathematician
(uncommon)
Ramen
(common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
(common)
Rule 63
(common)
Jury Duty
(common)
Backwoodsman
(common)
Catfish
(common)
Swiss Cheese
(common)
Gremlin
(common)
Bad Omen
(common)
Hyun Warrior
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Idea
(token)


less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.


: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.

: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number




