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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Green Beast
{2}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Green Beast deals combat damage to a player, put those many +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among creatures you control.
{4}{g}: Green Beast gets +5/+5 and gains Trample until end of turn.
3/3
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Butt-Fugly Shacc
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
{b}: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc.
Gorgeous Mansion
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead.
{t}: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Habanero
{r/g}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Green Beast (rare)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
NCN Crafter (common)
Habanero (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
playable common removal (common)
Life Up! (common)
Dove (common)
Smoke (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Merci (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
JRR (token)