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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Club Bouncer
{2}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Beast
{t}: Bounce target creature with less than eighteen Age counters on it
50/50
 
Nicknamery
{6}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{1}{u}: Change the name of target creature to a name of your choice, this creature becomes Nicknamed
Whenever an opponent doesn't use the Nicknamed creature's new name, shock them, unless they allow you to draw a card
The First Creation
{x}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Hateful Soul
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Monsterella
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Club Bouncer (rare, foil)
Nicknamery (rare)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
OCDManiac (common)
Fisherman (common)
Housewife (common)
Boi (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Gerbil (common)
Combo (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Monsterella (token)