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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Le Monke
{3}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Ape
When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
{4}{g}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
4/5
 
Barack Obama
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – President
{6}{t}: Creature a white Legendary Enchantment token called Obama Care, it has "Pay USD $X.XX: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any number of creatures"
2/3
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Le Monke (mythic, foil)
Barack Obama (rare)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Aging (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Gift of Growth (common)
Double Jump (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Trustling (common)
Feign Death (common)
7/11 (common)
Landlubber (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)