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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield
{b}{u}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Demon Alien
When Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield enters the battlefield, destroy all Food, then put those many +1/+1 counters on Gazorpazorpfield. You gain that much life and draw those many cards. For the remainder of this game, you have no maximum hand size

{u}: Shuffle target damaged creature into it's owners library.
{1}{r}: +4/+0 until end of turn
{5}{b}: Destroy all Johns
0/0
Ewe Aven
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird
{3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game
2/2
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Gremlin
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Horror
2/1
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Purify Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Gazorpazorpfield, Alternate Reality Garfield (rare)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Asterisk (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Gremlin (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Hamster (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Deer (token)