[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Planewreck    R  Instant Choose one: -Destroy target Plane -Destroy target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying	All with Nothing    U  Instant Each player discards their hand	Blubbersucking Beebles    U  Creature – Beeble Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed 2/4	Paranoia    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures"
Tagger    C  Creature – Tag Haste : Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag 2/1	Amoral Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn Deathtouch I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it. 2/2	Skysheep    C  Creature – Skysheep Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token Oft mistaken for clouds 1/1	Off-Brand Shrek    C  Creature – Orc It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre! This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
Gag    C  Instant Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead	Life Up!    C  Instant Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead	Dove    C  Creature – Bird Flying : Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life 0/1	Gucci Handbag    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains, ": Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Hot Dog: Post-Processing    C  Artifact – Food : Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first	Randomize    C  Instant Target card becomes another random card until end of turn	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Moon Pie  T  Artifact – Delectable Pay an half of a : Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Planewreck (rare)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Paranoia (uncommon)
Tagger (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Skysheep (common)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
Gag (common)
Life Up! (common)
Dove (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Randomize (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Moon Pie (token)