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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Aang the Last Airbender
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord
(Aang the Last Airbender transforms from Caillou)
Flying
{u}{u}, tap another untapped Elemental or Human you control: You may put a TVShow spell from your hand onto the battlefield.
Whenever Aang the Last Airbender has six or more Age counters on it, transform it.
(Aang the Last Airbender transforms into One Punch Man)
3/2
All with Nothing
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
GMOPork
 T 
Artifact – "Fude"
{t}: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair

Aang the Last Airbender (rare)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Pupper (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Dust (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Glue (common)
Giegote (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
GMOPork (token)