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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped American President you control, {t}: Sacrifice POTUS Lotus, add three mana of any one color
 U 
Instant – Urge
As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one:
-Target player discards a card
-Counter target spell
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

POTUS Lotus (mythic)
Let it Go! (uncommon)
Pothead (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Turdle (common)
Sharp (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Moo (common)
Watermelon (common)
Stomposaurus (common)
Hateful Soul (common)
Eat Cat (common)
In a Jar (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Firearm (token)