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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Experienced Shaman
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Shaman
Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
 
Abzanize
{w}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Abzan
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Monkey in the Middle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"
This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Experienced Shaman (uncommon, foil)
Abzanize (rare)
Aging (uncommon)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Monkey in the Middle (uncommon)
Practical Joke (common)
Merci (common)
Self Harm (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
African Child (common)
Birthday (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Green Aura (common)
Applesauce (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)