[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Every time a player gets Rekt, you may play a colorless card from your hand for free
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: gain 2 life, then read a dank memedanksos
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying. |
K may be payed with
, then copying target spell or ability
: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
![]() ![]() , Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game |
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As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life. |
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(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature's abilities cost less and require tapping |
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Flying, Super haste
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Crystal of Rekt
(rare)
aplsos
(uncommon)
Boon of Learning
(uncommon)
Kayception
(uncommon)
Token Black
(common)
Sillyfy
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Boon of the Clerical
(common)
Cowward
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
(common)
Hummingbyrd
(common)
Prison Shiv
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
token 69 again
(token)

: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme

