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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Le Monke
{3}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Ape
When Le Monke dies, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
{4}{g}: Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
4/5
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Lovely Dirb
{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Dirb
Flying
Bonk: Two permanents reproduce
0/1
Collegesytle
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Collegesytle only if you attend College and control a Student
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Beggar
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Silk Dress
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Le Monke (mythic)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Lovely Dirb (uncommon)
Collegesytle (uncommon)
Egg Yolk (common)
Weeb (common)
Gulltist (common)
Beggar (common)
Red Aura (common)
Zombee (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Silk Dress (common)
Hamster (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Subscriber (token)