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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Culthaus of The SCC
{4}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token.
Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield.
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
Blue Jellyfish
{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token
2/2
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Idiot
 T 
Creature – Idiot
hurr durr
1/1

Culthaus of The SCC (rare)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Minitaur (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Comment dump (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Crab (common)
Double Jump (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Shitpost (common)
Workhorse (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Idiot (token)