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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
 
Iron Man
{1}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero
Iron Man is Gold
Flying
Whenever Iron Man deals combat damage to a creature, you may draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
{t}: Create a Gold token
2/3
Teddy-Bear Picnic
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Two-Headed Tnaig
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Tnaig Mutant
When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
common 500 again i guess hecc
 
 C 
 
Spring-in-the-step
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Whispering Winds (uncommon, foil)
Iron Man (rare)
Teddy-Bear Picnic (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Two-Headed Tnaig (uncommon)
Louse (common)
Sand Block (common)
Booster Shot (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Electron (token)