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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – File
{100}{1}{t}: Create fifty 1/1 Wizard creature tokens with Prowess and a 0.5/0.5 Wiz creature token with "Whenever you cast a nonland permanent spell with Flash, this token gets +0.5/+0.5 until end of minute"
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
 C 
Enchantment
{b}, Tap two Rogues you control: Steal a card from an opponent's hand
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Wizard Game Code Database (rare)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Meta (common)
Thievery (common)
Hummus (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Dudeism (common)
Mop (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)