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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Advent Calendar
{10}AA
 
 M 
Artifact
At the beginning of each day, target opponent gives you a piece of candy and you put an Empty counter on Advent Calendar
Whenever it's XMas or there are 25 or more Empty counters on Advent Calendar, sacrifice it to add {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} and draw five cards
Psychedellic Exorcism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Exile target Demon, if it has Hexproof, ignore that ability
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Unwelcoming Playgroups
{3}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Monsterella
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Advent Calendar (mythic)
Psychedellic Exorcism (uncommon)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Pupper (common)
LEGO (common)
Nun (common)
Dust (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Cowward (common)
Miracle (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Monsterella (token)