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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hoarder
{2}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Peasant
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control.
2/3
Empathy
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy all blue creatures
Naga Nagger
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Naga
Deathtouch, Hexproof
annoying
1/3
Hag Nag
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag
Trample
Tapprice (Any player may tap Hag Nag at any time by paying {x}, where X is Hag Nag's CMC.)
demanding
4/4
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Hoarder (rare)
Empathy (uncommon)
Naga Nagger // Hag Nag (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Draamaa (common)
Tweet (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Combo (common)
Huge Man (common)
Yutt (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)