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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Albert Einstein
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Genius
{u}: Do a math equation, then draw a card if you were correct
{u}{u}{t}: You and target opponent test each other on 10 math/science questions, they must all be different. Whoever gets the most right, draws four cards
1/1
2NC's Servant
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Druid
Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
1/3
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Gold Looter
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
{t}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card
2/1
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Albert Einstein (rare)
2NC's Servant (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Furrytize (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Midget (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Flamingo (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Gold Looter (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Spam (token)