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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 
 R 
Creature – Titan
When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer:
-Exile two target permanents an opponent controls
-Gain 7 life

When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it
The First Daily Llama, he lasted a miraculous six hundred sixty six days... until his turning...
5/5
Ripley, the Unbeliever
 
 R 
Creature – Demon
Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one:
-Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls
-Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life

{b}{b}{b}: Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control
A serial killer that one day disappeared, nobody knows or wants to think about what happened to this disgraced saint
7/7
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
 U 
Artifact
{x}{x}{b}{g}, {t}: Destroy X target permanents. Until end of turn, Wurms you control get +Y/+Y, where Y is the total CMCs of permanents destroyed this way.
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn.
Dash {w}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/2
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
He mad
7/6
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Sillytize (common, foil)
Ripley, the Chosen Believer (rare)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Wurmhole (uncommon)
Eager Eagle (uncommon)
Stomposaurus (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Thief (common)
Turdle (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Emerald (token)