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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Caillou
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Child
{b}, {t}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
Whenever Caillou has three or more age counters on it, transform it.
(Caillou transforms into Aang the Last Airbender)
2/2
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Touchdown!
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.

Each player that wins the game, draws two cards
Pick up Fifty-Two
{5}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
Purify Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 1/1 and gains Shroud.
When Purify Soul leaves the battlefield, create enchanted creature's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Caillou (rare)
Detention (uncommon)
Touchdown! (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Calculator (common)
Tinsel (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Watermelon (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Purify Soul (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Token Black (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)