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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Trybolguud
{g}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment
Whenever you choose a creature type, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen type.
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Falter of Fate
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Trybolguud (mythic)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Leperboi (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Stoner (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Vivoon (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Faciality (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cockroach (token)