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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Snow Creature – Titan Fatso
If you started the game with Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles in your opening hand, you may put it onto the battlefield.
Cards you control have "Miracle {w}"
Whenever you activate the first ability of the turn, you may replace all activation costs for that ability with {1}{w}
3/4
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Santa Claus, Maker of Miracles (mythic)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
NERF Gun (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Nut (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Munkii (common)
Broom (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sapphire (token)