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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
 
The Necrosaurus
{5}{b}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Zombie Dinosaur
The Necrosaurus cannot be countered.
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
7/7
Dog Whistle
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Tinsel (common, foil)
The Necrosaurus (mythic)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Nein (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Feed (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Zoom (common)
Catfish (common)
Mop (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)