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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
 
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon
{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord
Flying
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control.
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Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly)
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand.
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Speedrun (uncommon, foil)
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon (rare)
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Dank memes (common)
Hellhound (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Microjumble (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Holy Water (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Beer (token)