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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Scumbob Swagpants
{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Plant Swaglord
Scumbob Swagpants is Yellow
Cumulative Upkeep: Discard a Plant card
Whenever you control less than three Plants, sacrifice Scumbob Swagpants.
Plants you control get -11/-1 and lose all abilities except Bad Defender
The land of Bikini Bottom has many bottomsuckers, Scumbob being among the worse
10/10
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Pog Collection
{6}
 
 U 
Enchantment Creature
Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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Dragonballer
Z
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, you gain 3 life.

Scumbob Swagpants (rare)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Pog Collection (uncommon)
Dragonballer (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Noob (common)
Hamster (common)
Trade (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Nut (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Jellyfish Jam (token)