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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lord of the Selfless
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Angel Lord
Lord of the Selfless's power cannot be greater than 0.
You cannot cast spells.
Opponents spells cost {x} less to cast, where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they may gain 7 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Purity counter on Lord of the Selfless.
Creatures you don't control get +X/+X where X is Lord of the Selfless's toughness.
{t}, remove any number of Purity counters from Lord of the Selfless: For each counter removed this way, put three +0/+1 counters on Lord of the Selfless.
Pay 1 life: Target opponent gains 1 life. At the beginning of each end step, if you didn't activate this ability this turn, sacrifice Lord of the Selfless.
When Lord of the Selfless dies, you lose the game.
0/7
Cybervivoon
{1}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Vivoon Cyborg
Flying, Flash
{u/r}: Ping target creature, it gains Hexproof until end of turn, if it dies this turn, draw a card
3/1
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Ruby
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Ruby: Add {r}

Lord of the Selfless (rare)
Cybervivoon (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Spank (common)
Teamer (common)
Sharp (common)
Volcano (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
In a Jar (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Ree! (common)
Asterisk (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Ruby (token)