[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards. – Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. 2/4
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Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
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All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a cardSmelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
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Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog. 4/1
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Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
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Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
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do it!!!
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![]() : Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art |
: Ping target creature1/1
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Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
![]() : Transform Raw EggSacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
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Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
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Vigilance
: Björk2/3
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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1/1
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Greed Assassin
(rare)
Get off my Lawn!
(uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains
(uncommon)
Cliffatog
(uncommon)
Domodino
(common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
(common)
You better damn read these cards
(common)
Rektum
(common)
Fyrefoxx
(common)
Censor Bar
(common)
Raw Egg
(common)
Randomize
(common)
Scandinavian Dog
(common)
Mop
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Lizard Wizard
(token)



: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card

: Transform Raw Egg