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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spamfeaster
{3}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Troll Horror Beast Lord
Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam.
4/4
Rainfall
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
Recharge
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Spamfeaster (rare)
Rainfall (uncommon)
Recharge (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Proletariat (common)
Noob (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Teenager (common)
Bandage (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Leash (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dream (token)