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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Child
{b}, {t}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
Whenever Caillou has three or more age counters on it, transform it.
(Caillou transforms into Aang the Last Airbender)
2/2
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Caillou (rare)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
No Mad (uncommon)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Print // Imprint (common)
Rose Water (common)
Weeb (common)
Tutu (common)
Minitaur (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Dragonballer (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Pill (token)