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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
 
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker
{2}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Faerie
Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token
Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC
2/2
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Florarama
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
Megashroom
{r/w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature has +2/+2 and has Jump Boost 2
If enchanted creature would go to the graveyard from play, sacrifice Megashroom, then return enchanted creature to the battlefield
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Burger
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Burger, go eat a burger, then continue the game
Im sure your hungry

Domino (common, foil)
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Florarama (uncommon)
Megashroom (uncommon)
Barrel (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Smurf (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Wormhole (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Burger (token)