[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever a +1/+1 counter is placed on another creature you control, you may scry 2.
2/2
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Target creature becomes Abzan
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Put four Age counters on target creatures
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Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target. |
: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with " : this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
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Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
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You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
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Whenever you lose life, draw a card
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Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
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Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness |
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors |
: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
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Flying
, Tweet: Draw a card1/1
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Experienced Shaman
(uncommon, foil)
Abzanize
(rare)
Aging
(uncommon)
Death Strike
(uncommon)
Monkey in the Middle
(uncommon)
Practical Joke
(common)
Merci
(common)
Self Harm
(common)
Leaked Nudes
(common)
African Child
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Heal Potion
(common)
Green Aura
(common)
Applesauce
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Twitterbyrd
(token)





, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness