[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Blue Wall of Wonder what this does?    R  Creature – Wall Defender All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead. Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay . When you do, counter that effect. 0/4	Royal Kobra    U  Creature – Snake Lord Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) 4/4	Stone of be careful what you wish for...    U  Artifact Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped : Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.	Burger King    U  Land Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA : Create a Burger token Hungry Jacks    U  Land Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia : Create a Burger token
Red Mana Potion    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost	Print    C  Instant Create a Book token Imprint    C  Instant Imprint	Sett's Skeleton    C  Creature – Skeleton 1/1	Cuddle    C  Instant Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Bitswirl    C  Creature – Fish When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card. A tiny microorganism became the first fish 0/1	Lock    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip permanent Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders	Finger Gun    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew	Sad Clown    C  Creature – Clown Demon Horror Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch 2/2
Froggychum, after making a card-dump    C  Creature – Broken Person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI 1/1	Water Bear    C  Creature – Bear Elemental Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 2/2	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Firearm  T  Token Artifact – Equipment Equip legendary creature Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Cuddle (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Lock (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Water Bear (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Firearm (token)