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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest
{5}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Druid
Green spells you cast cost {3} less.
{g}: Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest becomes a 6/6 Beast with trample and haste. If it would die this turn, regenerate it instead. Activate this ability only twice per game.
2/2
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Ghost Pepper
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{1}{r}{g}{b}{t}: Target player eats a Ghost Pepper, create a black Spirit for each sound of pain they make
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Habanero
{r/g}{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest (mythic)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Ghost Pepper (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Noob (common)
Habanero (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Hummus (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Incense (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Golden Egg (token)