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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
New Year
{3}{6}{5}
 
 R 
Instant
Player's stop playing the current game of Magic and continue at the beginning of the next year's upkeep
Pothead
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Erase from History
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Applesauce
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

New Year (rare)
Pothead (uncommon)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Sunset (common)
Humanize (common)
Erase from History (common)
Zoom (common)
Giegote (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Draamaa (common)
Applesauce (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Golden Egg (token)