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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Falcon Punch!
{5}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to target creature
Soul Ring
{w}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: You may add {w}{w}. If you don't gain 2 life
Gee's Pub
{2}{b/g}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.
Mangaroo
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist Kangaroo
Jump Boost 7, Storage 3
When Mangaroo enters the battlefield, create two Book tokens.
3/3
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Falcon Punch! (rare)
Soul Ring (uncommon)
Gee's Pub (uncommon)
Mangaroo (uncommon)
Hoodwink (common)
Pinja (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Barrel (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Vivoon (common)
Feign Death (common)
Derp (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Notak (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Balloon (token)