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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chillin' Like a Villain
{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control
Furnace Block
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 1 – {2}{r} ({2}{r}, {t}: one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Chillin' Like a Villain (rare)
Furnace Block (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Deja Vu (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Growth (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Temursaur (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Fly (common)
Comment dump (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Balloon (token)