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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Noogie
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
 
General Grievous
{1}{w}{u}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cyborg Soldier Lord
General Grievous gets +2/+1 for each Equipment attached to it.
Whenever General Grievous attacks, other attacking Robots you control get +1/+0 and gain Reach this turn.
4/2
Murk Lurker
{1}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog Horror
Skulk
Whenever Murk Lurker deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
1/4
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Turbulence
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Noogie (uncommon, foil)
General Grievous (rare)
Murk Lurker (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Rektum (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Hex (common)
Huge Man (common)
Turbulence (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Dude (token)