[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
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Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam.
4/4
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: Create a Beer Token
![]() : Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn" |
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
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Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay
to draw a card.With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
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Haste, Trample
1/1
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Put endless comments on Comment dump
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: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token3/3
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Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
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When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
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Hexproof
: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn1/2
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
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3/3
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself |
Lord of the Buffets
(common, foil)
Spamfeaster
(rare)
Ye Ol' Tavern
(uncommon)
Speedrun
(uncommon)
@
(uncommon)
Redneck
(common)
Comment dump
(common)
Yarn Golem
(common)
Backwoodsman
(common)
Peaceful Aetherborn
(common)
Water Elemelon
(common)
!
(common)
Iacian Brainiac
(common)
Twisted Paperclip
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Vodka
(token)




: Create a Beer Token



