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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
 
False-Name Nemesis
{3}{u}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
When False-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a target
False-Name Nemesis gains protection from everything else
5/3
@
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay {u} to draw a card.
With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Microphone (common, foil)
False-Name Nemesis (mythic)
@ (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Fisherman (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Bleck (common)
Nein (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Incense (common)
Wiggle (common)
Proletariat (common)
Kale (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
IceCream (token)