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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Four-Dimensional Chess
{5}{w}{u}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Enchantment – Self-Realization
Each 0.25 seconds, players play four concurrent subgames of Chess, while in orbit around Earth, and while having 1 lbs of LSD in their body.
At the end of each turn, if one player won all four subgames played this turn, they gain 100 life and draw nine cards.
Switcharoo Game
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Discount
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Bee Syrup
{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Beef Jerky
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Four-Dimensional Chess (mythic)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Discount (uncommon)
Tutu (common)
Hellcat (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Enslave (common)
Black Widow (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)