[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Trample
Whenever an ability of a permanent causes a player to Defecate, flip a coin. If it lands on tails, destroy that permanent. 7/7
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, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
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: We
: Can
: Save
: Your
: SoulPatient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
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Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99 Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has " : Add ![]() "" |
![]() : Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it 2/2
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, Gain a poison counter: Add ![]() . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts. |
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL) |
Trample
3/3
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Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
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Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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Equip
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play |
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Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures
At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues 4/4
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Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.) |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
![]() , Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf |
Potty Monster
(mythic)
Dreadfish
(uncommon)
Patient #119870
(uncommon)
Rowling's App
(uncommon)
Nucard
(common)
Imperfect Engine
(common)
Abandon Building
(common)
Wild Otnak
(common)
Kiss // Kys
(common)
Idiotproof
(common)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Bear Feet
(common)
Mr Commitment Issues
(common)
Eep
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Barf
(token)



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: Can
: Your
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