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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mardurize
{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Mardu
Hippocricket
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect
Trample, Flying
2/4
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Bottleflippin'
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Protect Belief
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Mardurize (rare)
Hippocricket (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Bottleflippin' (uncommon)
Water Bear (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Gulltist (common)
Esketit (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Comment dump (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sapphire (token)