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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
9Gagideon
{7}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Gideon
+9: Create nine Spam tokens
0: Target creature destroys itself. You gain life equal to the number of times it was dealt combat damage ever
-9: Creatures get Scarred 420. Triple all poison counters on players (both until end of turn)
9
 
Landlubbery
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat
Pirates may not attack or block
{g}{g}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life
Dreadfish
{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
{2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
Corn Maze
{3}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Tap a Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}{g}{g}. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Florarama
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Nun
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hexproof
{w/b}: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life
1/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Silk Web
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Spider Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink.
{1}{u}: Freeze target Insect.
{1}{b}: Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Red Rag
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Idea
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

9Gagideon (mythic, foil)
Landlubbery (rare)
Dreadfish (uncommon)
Corn Maze (uncommon)
Florarama (uncommon)
Hamboi (common)
Ballerina (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Nun (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Silk Web (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Red Rag (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Idea (token)