[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip
Equipped creature gains, " ![]() : Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled" |
Search your library for X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control
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Equip
Equipped creature has " : Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn" |
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
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Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library – Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle. |
Equip Boar
Equipped Boar has " : Add one mana of any color" |
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game. |
K may be payed with
, then copying a spell or ability
: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards |
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Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs
less to cast and has "You gain that much life" |
: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature |
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it ![]() ![]() ![]() : Put a poison counter on target TVShow5/1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. |
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!
This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Flying
, Tweet: Draw a card1/1
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Gucci Handbag
(common, foil)
XMas Shopping
(rare)
Riot Shield
(uncommon)
Night in the Fort
(uncommon)
Falter of Fate
(uncommon)
Boar Ring
(common)
Missing 420
(common)
Special K
(common)
Protect Belief
(common)
Jalapeno
(common)
Statically Triggered Activist
(common)
Adipose
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Off-Brand Shrek
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Twitterbyrd
(token)





: Add one mana of any color"


