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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
 
Swampburn
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp
Aging
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put four Age counters on target creatures
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Boar Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Web (common, foil)
Swampburn (rare)
Aging (uncommon)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Humanize (common)
GamBling (common)
Evil (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Hellcat (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Giegote (common)
Tutu (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Grainforest (basic)
IceCream (token)