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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Berry Minefield
 
 R 
Land
Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {r}
{w}{r}: Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one:
-Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets
-You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Canopatog
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
When Canopatog enters the battlefield or dies, you may put a Forest from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
3/3
Night in the Fort
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Nut
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Berry Minefield (rare)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Canopatog (uncommon)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Lmao (common)
Life Up! (common)
Nut (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Microphone (common)
Termite (common)
Jab (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Shipping Container (token)