[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Mr Clean R Legendary Creature – Human Cleric Artificer (Mr Clean transforms from One Punch Man) : Exile all nonwhite nonblue creatures, Mr Clean gets +X/+X and cannot be blocked until end of turn, where X is the combined CMCs of the exiled creatures Whenever Mr Clean has 12 or more age counters on it, sacrifice it and gain 20 life 2/2	Meleeism U Enchantment When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight All creatures have +1/+0	Rewording U Instant Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn	Patient #119870 U Legendary Creature – ??? : We : Can : Save : Your : Soul Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT] 2/2
Eat Cat C Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype	Yolk Folk C Creature – Egg Farmer Worker : Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender 1/1	Wetten C Instant Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step Draw a card	Pocket C Artifact – Equipment Equip equipment Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox. , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Shitpost C Instant Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card	Cobweb C Artifact : Untap target Spider Filthshroom C Artifact : Untap target Insect	Statically Triggered Activist C Basic Creature – Evil Protection from everything Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it : Put a poison counter on target TVShow 5/1	Mick's Crafter C Creature – Human Slave : Add or 1/2
Szechuan Sauce C Artifact – Food When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it : Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD	Love Dove C Creature – Bird Flying, Lifelink 2/2	Ten Year Old Funnyboi B Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Cookie T Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Mr Clean (rare)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Eat Cat (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Wetten (common)
Pocket (common)
Shitpost (common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Love Dove (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cookie (token)