[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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The first Feminazi
2/2
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All players play one thousand and one subgames of Magic, the player that wins the most subgames gains 1 life, if two or more players are tied for the most subgames won, nothing happens instead
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Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
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Child Habitat
: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. |
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Target player discards a Child card from their hand
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Flying, Super haste
1/1
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: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token.
, : Transform BeggarSpare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add ![]() .I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
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Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
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Ping any target
Storm |
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft
Report target non-hacking player |
, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn |
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you. 3/1
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![]() : Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.2/2
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: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
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Eve of the Biblefolk
(common, foil)
1001 Nights
(mythic)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
(uncommon)
Norsery
(uncommon)
Abortion
(uncommon)
Hummingbyrd
(common)
Beggar
(common)
Gotta Go Fast!
(common)
Pingstorm
(common)
Hax!
(common)
Bug Spray
(common)
Hellcat
(common)
NCN Crafter
(common)
NeverWet
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Fish
(token)




: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay
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