[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever Phlebotomous Hippopotamus deals combat damage to a player, drain an amount equal to Phlebotomous Hippopotamus's power 7/10
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Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4 |
Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it)
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(What should
be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities) 1/1
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![]() : Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card |
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
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o shit waddup
2/3
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![]() : Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life |
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All Artifacts gain "
: Google"
![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn |
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate |
: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game |
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
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You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair |
Phlebotomous Hippopotamus
(mythic)
It's Alive!
(uncommon)
No Refunds
(uncommon)
Weirdo
(uncommon)
Rose Water
(common)
Illuminate the Heart
(common)
Dat Boi
(common)
Incense
(common)
Apple Logo
(common)
Spinal Shivers
(common)
New York Cheesecake
(common)
Bull's Feces
(common)
Dragonballer
(common)
Cramming Aetherborn
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
GMOPork
(token)





: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card

