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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Google Feud
{4}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). For each non-fact they encounter, they discard a card. Then, for each fact they encountered, they draw a card.
Spotlight
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {w} instead, respectively.
Etch {3}{w}{w} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
Nic Mecha
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Cyborg Artificer
2/2
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Google Feud (rare)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Nic Mecha (uncommon)
Sadness (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Amooza! (common)
Sunset (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dude (token)