[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create a Food token
: Create an Artifact token1/1
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When 123456789 enters the battlefield, choose one, two or three:
-Target player gains 12346789 life -123456789 deals 12346789 damage to each creature and planeswalker -123456789 deals 12346789 damage to target player 123456789/123456789
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You win the game. You always do. Narcissist, sadist, asshole.
Oh sorry, did you want this at instant speed, my bad. Really, sorry.
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![]() : Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
![]() : Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
![]() : Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
![]() ![]() ![]() : Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.1/3
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Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
![]() : Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
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Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
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(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
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, Gain a poison counter: Add ![]() . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts. |
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You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
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Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
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![]() : Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it 2/2
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Counter target TVShow spell
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Desertwalk
4/4
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Proletariat
(common, foil)
123456789
(rare)
Blue is Fun
(uncommon)
The Boss Baby
(uncommon)
Hungry Hungry Hippo
(uncommon)
Feign Death
(common)
Cowward
(common)
Imperfect Engine
(common)
I, Eye
(common)
Cuddle
(common)
Red Rag
(common)
Nucard
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Cancelled!
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Wanted Iguana
(token)

: Create a Food token









: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
