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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Five-Color Activator #2
{6}
 
 R 
Creature – Golem
{1}{w}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with First Strike.
{1}{u}: Create a 1/1 blue Spirit creature token with Flying.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with Deathtouch.
{1}{r}: Create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with Haste.
{1}{g}: Create a 1/1 green Frog creature token with Hexproof.
4/4
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Dude
 T 
Token Creature – Human
1/1

Five-Color Activator #2 (rare)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Asterisk (common)
White Aura (common)
Mint (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Hummus (common)
Boosterbot (common)
playable common removal (common)
Bedtime (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Dude (token)