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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Overflowing Inspiration
{4}{w}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Draw seven cards, you gain 7 life, create seven 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Blubbersucking Beebles
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed
2/4
Competitive Eater
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Bakery
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Nucard
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Overflowing Inspiration (mythic)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Idiotproof (common)
.txt File (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Bakery (common)
Lmao (common)
Pain (common)
Wingman (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Nucard (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Pill (token)