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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mythic Magician
{3}{u}{u}
 
 M 
Creature – Human Wizard
Instant and sorcery spells you cast gain Storm
2/3
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Absorption Sponge
{1}{w/g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
{t}: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
0/2
Fartnite
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts
That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally"
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Pringles Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
{1}: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability

Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Mythic Magician (mythic)
Preferability (uncommon)
Absorption Sponge (uncommon)
Fartnite (uncommon)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Cowward (common)
Wiggle (common)
Pringles Logo (common)
Nein (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Egg (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
token 69 again (token)