[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Cut in Twain    R  Instant Target creature becomes a split card in addition to it's other frames until end of turn, then destroy it, create two tokens that are copies of it except they each have half the power and half the toughness, then wait eight to twelve years and destroy both, create a token that is a copy of the original card except is a Skeleton in addition to it's other types, loses all abilities and cannot attack or block, then rip that card into two pieces	Monocolorism    U  Enchantment When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it	Codename: Baseball    U  Creature – Human Rogue Vigilance, Plainswalk , : Exile target artifact spell 2/3	Exterminate    U  Instant Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Special K KA    C  Artifact – Food K may be payed with , then copying a spell or ability : Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards	Workhorse    C  Creature – Horse Worker 2/2	Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin    C  Creature – Lizard Vigilance 3/4	Strawberry Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Mad Nomad    C  Creature – Nomad : Ping any target 2/2	Leaping Potion    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 (: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.	NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!    C  Instant Counter target counterspell "Counter that." "Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf."	Canned Spam    C  Artifact – Food : Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Hopeful Dream    C  Sorcery As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less	Selfharmer    C  Creature – Human At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card 0/1	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Emerald  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Emerald: Add

Cut in Twain (rare)
Monocolorism (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Special K (common)
Workhorse (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Emerald (token)