[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Cumulative Upkeep – Sacrifice two Bread tokens
Trample 16/16
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Flash
Apples to Ashes is the Bane of Food. |
Drunk Habitat
: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay ![]() . If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. |
(Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control. |
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Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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![]() , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.2/1
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Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "
: Regenerate this creature" |
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life. |
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
It becomes Morning.
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Vigilance
3/4
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When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it
![]() : Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent |
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Haste, Vigilance
2/2
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Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn), HasteThe Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn |
Bread Behemoth
(rare)
Apples to Ashes
(uncommon)
Gee's Pub
(uncommon)
Lawbound Theft
(uncommon)
Esketit
(common)
Jellyfish
(common)
Troll Hole
(common)
Boon of the Clerical
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Sunrise
(common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin
(common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude
(common)
Clone Trooper
(common)
Hot Dog
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Pill
(token)



: Create a Beer token.



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: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented