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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Slavery
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
All creatures you don't control are Slaves in addition to their other types

While Slavery is in play, Slaves may not attack, block, or have their abilities activated
Marathon
{4}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
Hammock Trap
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Trap Card?
Hammock Trap enters the battlefield face down
{0}: Turn Hammock Trap face up, you may activate this ability any time you could cast an instant
When Hammock Trap is turned face up, tap target creature, it doesn't untap during it's controllers next untap step
Kerv Stompah
{x}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus two
Kerv Stompah's power and toughness are equal to your current turn. If the current turn is 4 or later, it's equal to your current turn plus one, also it has Trample.
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4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Leash
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature you don't own {6}
You control equipped creature
{3}: Equippee gets +2/+0 or +0/+2 until end of turn.
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Book
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Slavery (rare)
Marathon (uncommon)
Hammock Trap (uncommon)
Kerv Stompah (uncommon)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Louse (common)
Leash (common)
Doze (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Vivoon (common)
Eep (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Book (token)