[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game10/10
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying. |
Tap target blue creature.
Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming). |
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
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![]() : Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card |
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life |
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
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Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
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Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add
to their mana pool |
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life -Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target |
Haste
2/2
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, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains " : Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Hexproof
1/1
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Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise
(mythic)
Boon of Learning
(uncommon)
Fish (the Verb)
(uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret
(uncommon)
Rose Water
(common)
Take a Dump
(common)
Amooza!
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
Finger Gun
(common)
Wrasslin'
(common)
Rektfeaster
(common)
Hellhound
(common)
Blue Mana Potion
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
LmaoAlien
(token)


: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game


: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
