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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Reinvent the Wheel
{1}{u}{u}{u}
 
 M 
Sorcery
One-Off (Only one of Reinvent the Wheel may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Create a trading card game named Magic: the Gathering 2.0. Play a subgame of this game, using that game. If you win the subgame, you win this game.
Blubbersucking Beebles
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed
2/4
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Hoodwink
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature with converted mana cost 3 or less
You control enchanted creature
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Reinvent the Wheel (mythic)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Melon (common)
Noob (common)
Dank memes (common)
Tax (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Hoodwink (common)
Enslave (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Spank (common)
OP (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)