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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
 
Jeskaify
{w}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Jeskai
Rowling's App
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}""
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
Flatog
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn
1/2
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Level Up!
{u/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature levels up
Warrior's Pillow
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and Reach
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Wormhole (common, foil)
Jeskaify (rare)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Black Aura (common)
Housewife (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Level Up! (common)
Warrior's Pillow (common)
Gulltist (common)
Ramen (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bozo (token)