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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
 
Just A Prison
{w}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack, block or have it's activated or triggered abilities activated or triggered.
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Squirrel Girl
{1}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
Wildstyle
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have +1/+1
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Leperboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Leper
{t}: Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way
1/1
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Catfish (common, foil)
Just A Prison (rare)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Squirrel Girl (uncommon)
Wildstyle (uncommon)
Flute (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Holy Water (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Leperboi (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Moon Pie (token)