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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hulk
{5}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Villain Monster
Trample, Indestructible, Hulk can only be blocked by five or more creatures
Annihilator 3
{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Monstrosity 5
8/5
Once in a Blue Moon
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.
SMOrc or Hi Iq?
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Choose one:
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 5 damage to target player
– SMOrc or Hi Iq? deals 1 damage to all creatures and planeswalkers target player controls.
Slave Mill
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{2}, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Assnaut
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Astronaut
Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands
1/1
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Flying Carpet
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Flying

Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.)
1/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Tattoo
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

Hulk (rare)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
SMOrc or Hi Iq? (uncommon)
Slave Mill (uncommon)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Pocket (common)
Feign Death (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
playable common removal (common)
Assnaut (common)
Dove (common)
Nein (common)
Life Up! (common)
Flying Carpet (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Tattoo (token)