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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ella the Monster
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Monster
Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens
5/5
Cliffatog
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog.
4/1
Miracle Worker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Worker
{2}{w}{t}: Gain 1 life for each creature you control
1/1
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Pinecone
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Ella the Monster (rare)
Cliffatog (uncommon)
Miracle Worker (uncommon)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Housewife (common)
LEGO (common)
Pinecone (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Microjumble (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Trinket (token)