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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Underworld Prison
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you don't control attacks or blocks, it's controller loses 2 life and discards a card. You gain 1 life and draw a card.
Hammerhead Shark
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Restless Soul
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Haste, Flying
2/1
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Illuminate the Mind
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Jurymin
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Underworld Prison (rare)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Preferability (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Restless Soul (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Hamster (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Doggo (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Jurymin (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Nein (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bread (token)