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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Landlubbery
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat
Pirates may not attack or block
{g}{g}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life
Amazing Astronaut
{3}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
Snow Day
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
Bane of Arthropods
{3}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Landlubbery (rare)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Snow Day (uncommon)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
NCN Crafter (common)
Tinsel (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Life Up! (common)
Zombee (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Dust (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Shipping Container (token)