[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip
Equipped creature has " , : This creature deals 5 damage to any target" |
: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with " : this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
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Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
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: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turnExplorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
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Bag of Cheetos is Orange
: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life |
: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add
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Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Pay
where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
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Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso |
Equip
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types |
Floop: Add
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Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
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: Target green Food gains " : Gain 1 life" |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Indestructible, Trample
4/3
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Ambersteel Axe
(rare)
Monkey in the Middle
(uncommon)
Call to the Slopfeast
(uncommon)
Neil Armstrong
(uncommon)
Bag of Cheetos
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Trustling
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Broke College Student
(common)
On A Stick
(common)
White Cloth
(common)
Flooper's Pig
(common)
Number Carrier
(common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Doty
(token)
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: This creature deals 5 damage to any target"



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where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card