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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
 
Prison Aquarium
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact
Blue creatures get -1/-1
Fish cannot attack
Creatures lose Diving, Swimming and Fishing and cannot gain them.
Moon Diner
{4}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Alien Habitat
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this Structure.
Cook MoonPie – {w} ({w}: Create a MoonPie token)
Slave Mill
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact
{2}, tap two untapped Slaves you control: Draw a card.
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Klan Trooper (uncommon, foil)
Prison Aquarium (rare)
Moon Diner (uncommon)
Slave Mill (uncommon)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Tint (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Tardiness (common)
Microjumble (common)
Domodomino (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Subscriber (token)