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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ella the Monster
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Monster
Deathtouch
Sacrifice Ella the Monster, Pay 5 life: Create five Monsterella artifact creature tokens
5/5
Gambling on Lives
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it
Blubbersucking Beebles
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed
2/4
Pastanaut
{2}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Ella the Monster (rare)
Gambling on Lives (uncommon)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Sand Block (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Stoner (common)
Unemployee (common)
The MRS (common)
Kek (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Melon (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)