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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
 
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bear Lord
{w/g}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food
The cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
Boo
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Boo target player, they lose 1 life
Diss
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
Sporeosisaling
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Sword with Daddy Issues (common, foil)
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster (rare)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Sporeosisaling (uncommon)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Vivoon (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Doggo (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Tweet (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Deer (token)