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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Wiki Torture
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Instant – Torture
Cast Wiki Torture only if you have lost the last 100 games of Magic the Gathering you have played.

Target player reads all of Wikipedia
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
School
 
 U 
Land
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students
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Rotagilla
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Branding of the Sheep
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
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Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
MC Campfire
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 4 – {5}{r} ({5}{r}, {t}: four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Wiki Torture (mythic)
Timelapse (uncommon)
School (uncommon)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
Prayer (common)
Branding of the Sheep (common)
Bugbear (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Meow (common)
Kale (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
IceCream (token)