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MC Campfire    C  Artifact – Block Smelting 4 – (, : four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)	Raging Bones    R  Creature – Skeleton Deathtouch , , Sacrifice Raging Bones: Destroy target land. Activate this ability only if Raging Bones killed a creature that land's controller controls this turn. 2/1	Restricted    U  Enchantment – Aura Enchant target permanent Enchanted permanent's abilities may only be activated if their controller is older than 18	Impacting Meteor    U  Land When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature : Add
Once in a Blue Moon    U  Sorcery When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.	Bull's Eye    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities	Rubber Ducky    C  Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) Equip Child : Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn 0/1	Ebb    C  Sorcery Kicker Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Error 404: Magic Card not Found    C  Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent	Screeching Curd    C  Basic Creature – Curd As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 0/0.01	Witch's Oven    C  Artifact – Structure Child Habitat You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure. Cook PoisonVial – (: Create a PoisonVial token) , Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.	Bad Omen    C  Sorcery – Omen (Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game) Speculate 3 Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Goggles of Vision    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented	Spammingbyrd    C  Creature – Bird Troll Flying : Create a Spam token 1/2	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Rupee  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add instead if you control a Legendary permanent

MC Campfire (common, foil)
Raging Bones (rare)
Restricted (uncommon)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
Bull's Eye (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Ebb (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Spammingbyrd (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Rupee (token)