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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
I, Aye, Captain!
{u}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
As long as you control I, Aye, Captain!, you are a 4/3 Grixis Pirate creature with "{2}: Untap another target Pirate creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature". You are still a player.
Every Man has a Price... (Any player may pay {x}, where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it.)
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Jury Bench
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Sett's Skeleton
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
Space Chimp
{1}{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape Astronaut
Flying
1/1
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Yarn
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

I, Aye, Captain! (rare)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Space Chimp (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Tweet (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Fatboi (common)
Hamboi (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
GamBling (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Yarn (token)