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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rowling Sap
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ooze
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap
In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
 
Spooderman
{6}{9}
 
 R 
Creature – Swaglord
When Spooderman enters the battlefield destroy all Faggots

All your Swaglords have +4/+4, have Reach, and are spiders in addition to their other types
69/69
Neil Armstrong
{2}{w}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
Waiting
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Ancient Vil
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Vil
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it
In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Rowling Sap (uncommon, foil)
Spooderman (rare)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
Waiting (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Crab (common)
Ancient Vil (common)
Goodies (common)
Porcupine (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Glue (common)
Gulltist (common)
Thicc (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Calamari (token)