[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Royal (Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever another player laughs or tells a joke, Hurdurr deals 2 damage to that player and you gain 2 life. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() , tap X other untapped Orcs you control: Hurdurr deals thrice X damage to any target and you gain that much life.3/5
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Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
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Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life
2/3
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Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
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All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
The picture was removed.
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Equip
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature |
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1 The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
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When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you.
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
Trample
: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn2/2
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Lockpick (
, : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)1/1
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Floop: Add
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5
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Hurdurr, King of Mykazoo
(rare)
Florarama
(uncommon)
Domino Artist
(uncommon)
Batta Lion
(uncommon)
Pen15 Logo
(common)
Blue Bandana
(common)
Bad Yh
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Fluke Diva
(common)
Ingrown Toenail
(common)
Slobbermutt
(common)
Lockpicker
(common)
Goodies
(common)
Flooper's Pig
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Bozo
(token)






: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)