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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Eldurr, King of Yerlfott
{2}{w}{w}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Troll Lord
Royal (Eldurr, King of Yerlfott is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever one or more Age counters are placed onto a permanent you don't control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{u}, tap X other untapped Trolls you control: Draw thrice X cards and you gain thrice X life.
3/5
Fortune Teller
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
Bog Slug
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
Pothead
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Hood
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Copy Pasta
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
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Eldurr, King of Yerlfott (rare)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Pothead (uncommon)
Practical Joke (common)
Eat Cat (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Computer (common)
Sillytize (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)