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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes
{3}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer Rogue
Tap an untapped Desert you control: Create a Legendary Treasure token named Dune Diamond
Whenever a Treasure enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw three cards unless target player pays you $99.99
3/4
Domino Artist
{2}{u/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life
2/3
Rogueism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled
Boom
{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Shock any target
Explosion
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to any target
Beggar
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Barrel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Insightful Dream
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Hat
 T 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains "{2}: Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, you may play an equipment from your hand with converted mana cost 4 or less"

Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes (rare)
Domino Artist (uncommon)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
Beggar (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Barrel (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Minitaur (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
French Fry (common)
Insightful Dream (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Hat (token)