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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Artificer Rogue
Tap an untapped Desert you control: Create a Legendary Treasure token named Dune Diamond
Whenever a Treasure enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw three cards unless target player pays you $99.99
3/4
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Bull (common, foil)
Idfar of the Sparkling Dunes (rare)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
Life Up! (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Jab (common)
Flute (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Boned Fish (common)
First Guy (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Astronaut (token)