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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
 
Gridlock
{3}{u/b}{u/b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
non-Child, non-Soldier creatures may not be moved around the board
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
Tugowar Manowar
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
Tuna Sammich
{w}{g}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
It looks and tastes like puke
Bald Eagle
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
Hax!
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Evolve
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Vodka
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

Kaktuzz (common, foil)
Gridlock (rare)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich (uncommon)
Bald Eagle (common)
Hax! (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Respawn (common)
Evolve (common)
Endoctrinate (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Zombee (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Vodka (token)