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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The 401st Legion
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment Creature – Soldier
The 401st Legion gets +1/+1 for each other Soldier you control
{w}: Create a Soldier token
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control 401 or more Soldier tokens, The 401st Legion deals 401 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets and you gain 401 life, then sacrifice each other Soldiers you control
1/1
Uncle UnComin
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell"
A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Headsplitter Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Bull
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow
Trample, Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/2
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Pickle
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
.txt File
{t}{x}{t}
 
 C 
Artifact – File
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

The 401st Legion (rare)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
White Aura (common)
Bull (common)
Dank memes (common)
Pickle (common)
Crab (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
.txt File (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly) (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cake (token)