[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Thmblflp
{2}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Thimbleflipper – Homunculus Clone Wizard
Flip an unflipped Thimble you control: Draw a card
Fblthp's clone grew an obsession for flipping thimbles, than he named himself after it and his Thimbleflipper spark ignited, and he knew his true powers...!!!
0/2
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Songmage Accountant
{2/u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
Infernal Pig
{b}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Pig Demon
When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Kaktuzz
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Thmblflp (rare)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
Evil (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Allograft (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Respawn (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)