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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tom Derpery
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Idiot Lord
(Casting this spell is a misplay)
Whenever you misplay, put a +1/+1 counter on Tom Derpery.
2/2
Let it Go!
{s}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
As an additional cost to cast Let it Go!, tap target Snow Queen creature you control
Choose one:
-Target player discards a card
-Counter target spell
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Ballerina
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Make
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Make something
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Tom Derpery (rare)
Let it Go! (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Cringe (common)
Ballerina (common)
Flavorful (common)
Make (common)
Wiggle (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Termite (common)
Sunset (common)
Tint (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)