[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Blue, the Cluefinder    M  Legendary Creature – Wolf : Create five Clue tokens	Basilisk    U  Creature – Leviathon Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible : Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block 4/3	Hoard    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life.	Thanker    U  Creature – Human Angel Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life Thank you sir, may I have another? 0/3
Screeching Curd    C  Basic Creature – Curd As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life 0/0.01	Hellfyre Shot    C  Sorcery Kicker – If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.	Make    C  Instant Make something	Cowward    C  Creature – Cow Coward (Cowards cannot block) Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1
Yesn't    C  Sorcery Counter target spell "Does this card function as intended?" "Yesn't"	Cringe    C  Enchantment Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token	Self Deprecator    C  Creature – Human Idiot Unattractive : Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card 2/3
Snake-Eye Die    C  Artifact – Block Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.	Beggar    C  Creature – Human Citizen : Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay . When they do, create a Treasure token. , : Transform Beggar Spare some change? Spare some change? 1/1 Bagger    C  Creature – Human Worker At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it. : Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost. At the end of each turn, add . I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street... 1/2	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Organ  T  Token Artifact – Food : Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

Blue, the Cluefinder (mythic)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Hoard (uncommon)
Thanker (uncommon)
Screeching Curd (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Make (common)
Cowward (common)
Yesn't (common)
Cringe (common)
Quill (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Beggar (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Organ (token)