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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker
{2}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Faerie
Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token
Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC
2/2
Boon of Growth
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Marathon
{4}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
token 69
 T 
Token

Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
Boon of Growth (uncommon)
Marathon (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
GamBling (common)
Impatience (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Cringe (common)
Gag (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Landlubber (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
token 69 (token)