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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Troll Horror Beast Lord
Spamfeaster gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to spam.
4/4
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Creature – Clone
{2}{u}: Clone becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
1/1

Spamfeaster (rare)
Futurama (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Skinnydippery (uncommon)
Workhorse (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Evil (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Double Jump (common)
Derp (common)
Termite (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Clone (token)