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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rainfall
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
 
The Countdown is at One is a Meme
{5}
 
 R 
Instant
Players compare dank memes, for the remainder of the next three turns, any player that lost the comparison, takes triple damage from every source
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Salvagery
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Snake-Eye Die
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Pig
 T 
Creature – Boar
2/2

Rainfall (uncommon, foil)
The Countdown is at One is a Meme (rare)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Salvagery (uncommon)
aplsos (uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Housewife (common)
Proletariat (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Backwoodsman (common)
Humanize (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Pig (token)