[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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+1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control
-2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power -10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜ "W-what d-did you sick bastards do to my boy?"
– Jim Davis 4
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When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
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Pay
, or : Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life -You loot 2 -Hyperness shocks up to two targets each |
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem. |
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Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
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Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs
less to cast and has "You gain that much life" |
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1
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Trample, Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/2
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Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
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Counter target Gold spell or ability
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Reach
2/4
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Counter target TVShow spell
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0/1
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
, Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add ![]() instead if you control a Legendary permanent |
Garfield, Creation of the Internet
(mythic)
Tugowar Manowar
(uncommon)
Hyperness
(uncommon)
Jury Bench
(uncommon)
Rule 63
(common)
Protect Belief
(common)
OCDManiac
(common)
Bull
(common)
Spank
(common)
Evil
(common)
Hobo's Revenge
(common)
Mecha-Spider
(common)
Cancelled!
(common)
Unemployee
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Rupee
(token)





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