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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mounting Misery
{2}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Instant
Target player loses 1 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
"Your pain will beget pain, until you know of nothing but the agony!"
– Phyrexian torturer
All with Nothing
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
Royal Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{3}{b}, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, {t}: Add an amount of {b} equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end.
2/2
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Rupee
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Mounting Misery (rare)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Royal Zombie (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Tax (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
Riot (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Furrytize (common)
French Fry (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Rupee (token)