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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Forrest Gump
{1}{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Idiot
{1}{g}, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn.
Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost {2} less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability
As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {1}{u}. When you do, draw a card."
2/3
Pooperbot
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
Rainfall
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Life Up!
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Forrest Gump (rare)
Pooperbot (uncommon)
Rainfall (uncommon)
Preferability (uncommon)
On A Stick (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
Pocket (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Prayer (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Life Up! (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Tax (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cookie (token)