[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control |
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
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Pay
, or : Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life -You loot 2 -Hyperness shocks up to two targets each |
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
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![]() : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today |
![]() : Stoner pings any target
![]() : Create a PoisonVial token1/1
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
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Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
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: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon Equip
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types |
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
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When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block. – For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block. – Crease target card an opponent owns. – Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck – The next blue spell you cast this turn costs instead1/1
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Reach
2/4
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Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling ( , Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add
to their mana pool |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today |
Chillin' Like a Villain
(rare)
Thanker
(uncommon)
Hyperness
(uncommon)
Turtle-Man
(uncommon)
Bear Paw
(common)
Stoner
(common)
Water Bear
(common)
Skysheep
(common)
Melon
(common)
Token Black
(common)
Cancerous Magic Player
(common)
Mecha-Spider
(common)
Root Shot
(common)
Wrasslin'
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cake
(token)






: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today