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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Double-Edged Dagger
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
{b}{r}{t}: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
"You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude
 
CYA
{c}{y}A
 
 M 
CYA – CYA
{c}{y}{a}
Don't worry, I'm not actually leaving!
CYA/CYA
Witch's Broom
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
Boon of Growth
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Growth enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Cobweb
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Spider
Filthshroom
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Untap target Insect
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Suit Tailor
{1}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Artificer
{t}: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand
1/2
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon, foil)
CYA (mythic)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Boon of Growth (uncommon)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Cobweb // Filthshroom (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Suit Tailor (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sapphire (token)