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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Abzanize
{w}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Abzan
Health Freaking
{2}{w}{{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Gain 2 life for each green Food you control, then smell something gross
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Guilty Verdict
{w}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target creature that attacked this turn
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Vindictive Hitmyran
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{1}{b}: +1/+1 until end of turn
2/3
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Organ
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

Abzanize (rare)
Health Freaking (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Guilty Verdict (uncommon)
First Guy (common)
Box (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Special K (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
Comment dump (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Organ (token)