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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Barack Obama
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – President
{6}{t}: Creature a white Legendary Enchantment token called Obama Care, it has "Pay USD $X.XX: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any number of creatures"
2/3
Spleefality
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
A storm is coming to take my internet
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Poetry
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Clerics and Shamans you control gain "{t}: Scry 1"
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Sun Fyip
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Firebreathing, Lifelink
2/2
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Create
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Barack Obama (rare)
Spleefality (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Poetry (uncommon)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Sun Fyip (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Zoom (common)
Create (common)
Dust (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Midget (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Subscriber (token)