[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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All creatures are Spiders in addition to their other types
All numbers on all cards are replaced by 8 |
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game : Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land |
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner |
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
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Equip permanent
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders |
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card Enchanted creature gains Trample. |
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
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Tap a white creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Whites: Gain half of a life
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Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
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It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!
This common un-swag is lame! 5/8
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Gain 5 life
Miracle ![]() |
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Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect |
Haste, Flying
2/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add ![]() |
Arachnidality
(rare)
Manor Gates
(uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
(uncommon)
Noogie
(uncommon)
Lock
(common)
Hypocrite
(common)
Gift of Growth
(common)
Dank memes
(common)
Egg Whites
(common)
Kiss // Kys
(common)
Off-Brand Shrek
(common)
Miracle
(common)
Pink Eye
(common)
Restless Soul
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Sapphire
(token)
: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land



