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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Alienware
{7}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact – Technology
Whenever you cast a spell, create a LMAOAlien creature token, and put X +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the number LMAOAlien tokens you control
Forged my the LMAOAliens, on the planet of lmaoao
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
token 69
 T 
Token

Alienware (rare)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Crackhead (common)
Old Friend (common)
French Fry (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Brain (common)
Bubble (common)
Egg (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Grainforest (basic)
token 69 (token)