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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Lockdown
{3}{r/b}{r/b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Child Creatures may not be moved around the board
The Impossible Quiz
{5}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
Blabbering Beebles
{2}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blabbering Beebles is Unblockable if defending player has talked this turn

Whenever Blabbering Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may talk for 15 minutes, if you do, deal half of a damage to target player for each sentence you pronounce properly
3/2
Timelord
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Lockdown (rare)
The Impossible Quiz (uncommon)
Blabbering Beebles (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
On A Stick (common)
Shackles (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Computer (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
African Child (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
I, Eye (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Buffetdish (token)