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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Zola, Cheesy Gorgon
{3}{b/g}{b/g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Gorgon
Multikicker – {1}{g}
When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one.
{2}{w}: Lifelink until end of turn.
{w/b}{w/b}: Drain 1.
{5}{b}{b}, {t}: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "{w/g}, {t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life."
4/4
Drucordsogel
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucordsogel
5/0
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
all around good green boy
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf
{t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life.
3/4
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Yarn Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Zola, Cheesy Gorgon (rare)
Drucordsogel (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
all around good green boy (uncommon)
Smoke (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Allergies (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Dove (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Subscriber (token)