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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
 
Sungorger Willow
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Treefolk Angel
Sungorger Willow's power and toughness are equal to the number of Forests you control
Return an untapped Forest you control to it's owners hand: Sungorger Willow gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only up to three times each turn.
The spirit of the angel flowed through the Everwillow, giving spirit to the town of Sunbeckon
*/*
Megaphone
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip lib {0}
Equipped lib has "{t}: Tap target creature without a victim counter on it."
Laser Engravement
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Caninus Archmage
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hound Wizard
Whenever Caninus Archmage attacks, you may play another target creature spell from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less, it is tapped and attacking, it gains +3/+1 and has Haste until end of turn, exile it at the end step
3/1
Bug Spray
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Joyous Pun
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.)
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Cast to Shadow
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 Shadow creature until end of turn, it gains "This creature cannot tap or be the target of spells or abilities"
And with a flick of the wizards hand, i became a shadow
Unwelcoming Playgroups
{3}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
Furrytize
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Patient #119870 (uncommon, foil)
Sungorger Willow (rare)
Megaphone (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Caninus Archmage (uncommon)
Bug Spray (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Joyous Pun (common)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Cast to Shadow (common)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Furrytize (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Kangaroo (token)