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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Branding of the Sheep
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
 
Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves
{w}{u}
 
 M 
Sorcery – Finisher
Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time.

You lose the game at the end of this turn.
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
Blackhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Ender Pearl
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Branding of the Sheep (common, foil)
Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves (mythic)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Inactivity (uncommon)
Blackhole (uncommon)
Domodino (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Catfish (common)
Live (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Fluke (common)
Ender Pearl (common)
You Tried! (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Buffetdish (token)