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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gabe The Dog
{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Hound Angel
{t}: Bork
1/1
Mirror Myr
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Myr Clone
{t}: Remove {1} from your mana pool, Mirror Myr becomes a copy of any target creature until end of turn
1/1
Frogg
{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Frog
Trample
{g}: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
{g}: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
4/4
Restricted Exploitation
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Blissful Dream
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control.
Witch's Oven
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
Swim
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gains Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) for the next X turns, where X is your deck size
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Gabe The Dog (mythic)
Mirror Myr (uncommon)
Frogg (uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Vivoon (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Blissful Dream (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Swim (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Eep (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Bedtime (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Trinket (token)