[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Worstestest, Lord of Yhs cannot be blocked except by Infinity or more creatures
701/701
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: Add and you gain 2 life.3/4
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![]() ![]() : Gain 1 life for each creature you control1/1
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Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying. |
: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors |
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Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
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{A} : Destroy target Stench card |
Haste
2/1
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![]() : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Haste
2/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness
Equipped creature isn't nude |
Worstestest, Lord of Yhs
(mythic)
all around good green boy
(uncommon)
Miracle Worker
(uncommon)
Boon of Learning
(uncommon)
Barrel
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Blue Aura
(common)
Mick's Crafter
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
In a Jar
(common)
Deodorant
(common)
Redhead
(common)
Fudge Pop
(common)
Hellhound
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Squarepants
(token)



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