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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bear Lord
{w/g}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food
The cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
 
 U 
Land
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students
2KEWL4SKEWL
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
OP
{0}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{t}: You win the game"
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster (rare)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
School (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Self Deprecator (common)
OP (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Life Up! (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Skysheep (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Lock (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Domo (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)