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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
 
Supernub
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Internetian Idiot
Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn.
0/1
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Spell Mastery
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card.
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Skywise Flapper
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying
{u}, {t}: Scry 1.
1/2
Teenager
{10}{r}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot
13/13
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Kiss
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Finger Gun (common, foil)
Supernub (rare)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Spell Mastery (uncommon)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Skywise Flapper (common)
Teenager (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Riot (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)