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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pivipi, Battle Goddess
{w}{w}{b}{b}{r}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Warrior God
Royal (Pivipi, Battle Goddess is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof), Triple Strike, Super Haste and can only be blocked by five or more creatures with converted mana cost 25 or greater.
Pivipi gets +3/+3 for each Equipment attached to it beyond the first.
6/6
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Unwilling Bodyguard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie Soldier
Spectacle {2}{b} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Unwilling Bodyguard instead.
Whenever Unwilling Bodyguard is dealt damage or dies, target player discards a card.
2/4
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Domodomino
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Pivipi, Battle Goddess (mythic)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Unwilling Bodyguard (uncommon)
Feminazi (common)
Black Aura (common)
Domodomino (common)
On A Stick (common)
Rancid (common)
Draamaa (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Zombee (common)
Fatboi (common)
Kale (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Doty (token)