[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Garfield, Creation of the Internet M Legendary Planeswalker – Garfield +1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control -2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power -10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜ "W-what d-did you sick bastards do to my boy?" – Jim Davis 4	Tugowar Manowar U Creature – Jellyfish When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls BZZZZT 2/2	Hyperness U Enchantment Pay , or : Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one: -You gain 4 life -You loot 2 -Hyperness shocks up to two targets each	Jury Bench U Artifact White Human and blue Human Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Rule 63 C Creature – Embodiement Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type 6/3	Protect Belief C Instant Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs less to cast and has "You gain that much life"	OCDManiac C Creature – Human Idiot When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1	Bull C Creature – Cow Trample, Snorting (: +1/+0 until end of turn) 2/2
Spank C Instant Spank pings target Child Draw a card	Evil C Instant As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand	Hobo's Revenge C Instant Counter target Gold spell or ability	Mecha-Spider C Artifact Creature – Construct Spider Reach 2/4
Cancelled! C Instant Counter target TVShow spell	Unemployee C Creature – Human 0/1	Wheatfarm B Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Rupee T Artifact , Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Garfield, Creation of the Internet (mythic)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Rule 63 (common)
Protect Belief (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Bull (common)
Spank (common)
Evil (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Unemployee (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Rupee (token)