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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Aquapus
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Octopus
Trample, Reach
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
8/8
The First Creation
{x}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
{b}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Dfnembk Catcher
{6}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{7}{u}, {t}: Tap target Faerie with converted mana cost, power and toughness 1 or less.
0/1
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Orgganism
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orgg Germ
Orgganism cannot be blocked except by six or more creatures
1/1
Orgganized
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant library
When Orgganized enters the battlefield, remove all Orgg artifact cards from enchanted library, shuffle it, then put those cards back on top.
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Bad Omen
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Omen
(Omens can only be cast after an opponent plays a legendary creature. That creature becomes the Antichrist for the remainder of the game)
Speculate 3
Until end of turn, whenever a card would instruct a player to Trade, instead each of their opponents creates a 2/2 black Evil creature token with First Strike.
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
token 69 again
 T 
Token

Aquapus (rare)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Shitpost (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Dfnembk Catcher (common)
Flute (common)
Orgganism // Orgganized (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Gulltist (common)
Bad Omen (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Grainforest (basic)
token 69 again (token)