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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
The Hunt for Mike Hunt
{7}{w}{u}{b}
 
 M 
Sorcery
Draw card until you draw a card named Mike Hunt, if you don't you lose the game, otherwise gain 1 life for each card you drew
Etanod
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
Signpost
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype.
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Allergies
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever a Food Artifact enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature"
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Squirrel Pearl
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Kangaroo
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

The Hunt for Mike Hunt (mythic)
Etanod (uncommon)
Signpost (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
E-Man (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Allergies (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Dullify (common)
Combo (common)
Ebb (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Self Harm (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Kangaroo (token)