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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Big Boom Burn
{r}
 
 R 
Instant
If an effect would cause you to discard this card, return it to your hand instead.
Big Boom Burn deals 5 damage to target player.
You lose the game at the end of this turn.
Cyborgicide
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifact creatures.
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Spleefality
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{1}: Destroys target Block. Then, Spleefality deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller. Any player may activate this ability.
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Gold Looter
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
{t}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card
2/1
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Abandon Building
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Structure
Enchanted Structure cannot be inhabited (so remove all the inhabitants LOL)
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Big Boom Burn (rare)
Cyborgicide (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Spleefality (uncommon)
Sunset (common)
Gold Looter (common)
Growth (common)
Boi (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Abandon Building (common)
Char (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Glitterwing (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)