[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
: Add or
, : Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped.
, , Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand |
: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens2/3
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Royal (Cat Royale is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must pet Cat Royale for three minutes, if they do not, Cat Royale destroys them 2/4
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You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
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Flying
Passenger 1 (Whenever Flying Carpet attacks and isn't blocked, you may place up to one blocked creatures you control on it UEOT. Flying Carpet gets +X/+0 where X is the total power of cards placed on it.) 1/2
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Defender
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token)1/3
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: Target player eats a Pringle, any player may activate this ability
Whenever any player eats a Pringle, they draw a card and gain 2 life |
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
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1/2
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, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn |
Gucci Ganger is Purple
![]() : You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield |
Flying, Deathtouch
1/1
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Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness) |
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Trample, Indestructible
4/3
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Dreary Vortex
(rare)
Plantation Worker
(uncommon)
Cat Royale
(uncommon)
Cantrip Master
(uncommon)
Flying Carpet
(common)
Housewife
(common)
Pringles Logo
(common)
playable common removal
(common)
elp-Mart
(common)
Bug Spray
(common)
Gucci Ganger
(common)
Hateful Soul
(common)
Shell Armor
(common)
You are a good person
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Trinket
(token)
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