[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Greed Assassin    R  Creature – Naga Assassin Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one: – That player mills two cards. – Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. 2/4	No Refunds    U  Enchantment Cards don't have Buyback (they lose it, and cannot gain or have it)	Henchantment    U  Enchantment All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types	Talk Show    U  Enchantment Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Pixel Ouphe    C  Creature – Ouphe Internetian Defender Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5	Roodawlf    C  Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity 1/1	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token	Coal Curd    C  Creature – Curd When Coal Curd dies add 0/0.01
Restless Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Haste, Flying 2/1	Gremlin    C  Creature – Goblin Horror 2/1	Bunnyrat    C  Creature – Rabbit Rat Flash A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.) Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control. they breed like... oh fuck. */*	Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter    C  Creature – Merfolk Rogue Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.) 2/1
Stack Clog    C  Artifact – Unspeakable Split Second Stack Clog does not resolve : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack	Sillytize    C  Instant Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Squarepants  T  Token Artifact – Equipment Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness Equipped creature isn't nude

Greed Assassin (rare)
No Refunds (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Quill (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Restless Soul (common)
Gremlin (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Sillytize (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Squarepants (token)