[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Look at target players hand and choose a card for them to discard. You lose 5 life, this damage cannot be prevented.
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Lobster is Blue
Defender : Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn3/1
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{π}
: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number1/3
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Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
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: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20 |
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
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Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
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: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game |
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Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
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: Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player |
Just sayin'
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Split Second
Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life |
: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in collegeCollege sucks...
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Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token. |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life -Put a poison counter on target player |
Pry
(rare)
Lobster
(uncommon)
Mathematician
(uncommon)
Art
(uncommon)
Max Health Potion
(common)
Laughing Gas
(common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
(common)
New York Cheesecake
(common)
Booster Shot
(common)
Nut
(common)
Rarity curve is hard
(common)
Zoom
(common)
Ramen
(common)
Kek
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
PoisonVial
(token)



: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number



