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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pinnel and Nodhead
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Imp Demon Devil Rogue
Madness {1}{r}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When Pinnel and Nodhead enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to any target
Threshold – If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard when Pinnel and Nodhead enter the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to up to seven targets instead.
2/2
Discount
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active
Spells and abilities you control cost {2} less to cast and activate
Rotagilla
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
Ho Bobum
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a book token
{1}{r}{r}{t}: All uninhabiting creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain Trample until end of turn
The author of Life: Homeless
1/1
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Pinnel and Nodhead (rare)
Discount (uncommon)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
Ho Bobum (uncommon)
Deja Vu (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Gold Bar (common)
Redneck (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Old Friend (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Beer (token)