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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Big Chungus
{4}{g}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rabbit Absolute-Unit
{g}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Big Chungus
As long as Big Chungus has more than a dozen +1/+1 counters on it, it has "At the beginning of each end step, move all creatures not touching Big Chungus one centimeter towards it. Creatures touching Big Chungus are pacified Astronauts"
3.5/14
Hallow Ween
{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery – Holiday
Destroy target creature

If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures
Demolition
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures
Rowling Sap
{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ooze
Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
{2}{g}: Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling Sap
In the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Big Chungus (mythic)
Hallow Ween (uncommon)
Demolition (uncommon)
Rowling Sap (uncommon)
Sin Fyip (common)
Humanize (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Merci (common)
Bumfart (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Esketit (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Shipping Container (token)