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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Garfield, Lazy Lynx
{3}{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso
Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange
{t}: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities
{2}: Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature
2/4
Slave Trade
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life.
Skinnydippery
{u}{u}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
Hurdur's Throneboi
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Orc Slave
{w/b}: Laugh 2 (To Laugh, laugh for at least two seconds. If you do, you gain 2 life.).
{2}{w}{b}: Exile target creature controlled by a player who hasn't Laughed this turn.
2/2
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Wetten
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card
Wingman
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Angel Rogue
{w}{w}{t}: Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game
I need to earn my wings!!!
2/1
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Garfield, Lazy Lynx (rare)
Slave Trade (uncommon)
Skinnydippery (uncommon)
Hurdur's Throneboi (uncommon)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Wetten (common)
Wingman (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Egg (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Moon Pie (token)