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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hyperwing Vivoon
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
{u}{g}{t}: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents
Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card
4/3
Money Monkey Monk
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord
{t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total
1/1
Dreadfish
{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
{2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
Cliffatog
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog.
4/1
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Tardiness
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Catfish
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
Minitaur
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Minotaur Child
1/1
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Runner
 T 
Creature – Human
Haste, First Strike, Landwalk
2/2

Hyperwing Vivoon (rare)
Money Monkey Monk (uncommon)
Dreadfish (uncommon)
Cliffatog (uncommon)
Humanize (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Fly (common)
Tardiness (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Catfish (common)
Minitaur (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Live (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Runner (token)