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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Miracle Myr
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Myr
Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life
1/1
Slave Trade
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life.
Codename: Diving
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
Janitor
{1}{b/g}{w/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
a card frfr?
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
Sand Block
{r}{b/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Humanize
{1}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Alphabet Soup
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Add {r} or {g} and gain 2 life
Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter
At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Miracle Myr (rare)
Slave Trade (uncommon)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Janitor (uncommon)
Number Carrier (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Sand Block (common)
Boost (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Humanize (common)
You Tried! (common)
! (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)