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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Swaglord
(One Punch Man transforms from Aang the Last Airbender (The Avatar))
{t}: One Punch Man deals damage equal to it's power to target attacking creature and you gain that much life.
Whenever One Punch Man has nine or more Age counters on it, transform it.
(One Punch Man transforms into Mr. Clean)
∞/20
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay {2} to counter that ability
Big Spoon
{3}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay {3} to counter that ability, and slap you
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
 C 
Creature – Lizard
Vigilance
3/4
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Cactus Swaglord
6/6
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

One Punch Man (rare)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon (uncommon)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
E-Man (common)
Thief (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Deep-Forest Emerald-Skin (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Boi (common)
et-Sah (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Barf (token)