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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spewmorrow
{5}{b}{g}
 
 M 
Creature – Horror
Deathtouch, Flash
Whenever Spewmorrow enters the battlefield, attacks or dies, create seven Barf tokens and lose 7 life
7/7
It's Alive!
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4
Whispering Winds
{s}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
Sporeosisaling
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Plant
When Sporeosisaling dies, create two copies of it.
1/1
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
Wynn Lawmage
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Wizard
Hexproof, Unblockable
1/3
Redneck
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
Haste, Trample
1/1
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Mr Commitment Issues
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Puppetmastery
 T 
Emblem

Spewmorrow (mythic)
It's Alive! (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
Sporeosisaling (uncommon)
7/11 (common)
Faciality (common)
Flamingo (common)
Moo (common)
Wynn Lawmage (common)
Redneck (common)
Microjumble (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
LEGO (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)