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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chef Royale
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Creatures are Chefs in addition to their other types and gain Royal and Cook Buffetdish – {1}.
Master Chef but with broken bones instead of crushed dreams.
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Little Spoon
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay {2} to counter that ability
Big Spoon
{3}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay {3} to counter that ability, and slap you
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Feign Death
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Bitswirl
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Chef Royale (rare)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon (uncommon)
Wild Otnak (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
The MRS (common)
Booster Shot (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Feign Death (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Termite (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Doty (token)