[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Defender
Whenever Black Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, that effect's controller loses 2 life. 0/4
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Pay
![]() or ![]() : Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield |
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
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All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
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Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
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As an additional cost to cast Blissful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player may untap up to three lands they control. |
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso |
![]() : +2/+0 until end of turn3/2
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Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control
Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match |
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a
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Raisinshot pings any target Storm |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg |
Trample, Haste
4/4
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5 |
Black Wall of Wonder what this does?
(rare)
Wildlife Crossing
(uncommon)
Cross the River
(uncommon)
Snow Day
(uncommon)
Leaked Nudes
(common)
Blissful Dream
(common)
On A Stick
(common)
Volatile Hitmyran
(common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
Meow
(common)
Raisinshot
(common)
Spank
(common)
Keg
(common)
Celery Cerberus
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Shipping Container
(token)







or
: Create a Beer token


POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.