[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Spongebob Squarepants    M  Legendary Creature – Sponge Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow : Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants 1/infinity	Timelapse    U  Instant Skip target player's turn	Acrobatic Gymnast    U  Creature – Human Flying When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance 2/2 The Splits    U  Legendary Sorcery – Torture Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty	Butt-Fugly Shacc    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat : Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure. Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Gorgeous Mansion    U  Artifact – Structure Habitat Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life	E-Man    C  Creature – Human Internetian 1/1	Char    C  Instant Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn	Nightwatch    C  Sorcery Nightwatch costs less to cast if it's Nighttime Look at target players hand.
Clown Clone    C  Creature – Clown Clone 2/2	High Schooler    C  Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot : Scry 13 13/13	Card123    C  Artifact , Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life	Snake-Eye Die    C  Artifact – Block Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Dullify    C  Instant Target creature is Dull until end of turn	Hot Dog: Post-Processing    C  Artifact – Food : Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Tiger's Eye  T  Token Artifact : You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Spongebob Squarepants (mythic)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc (uncommon)
Pupucaca (common)
E-Man (common)
Char (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Clown Clone (common)
High Schooler (common)
Card123 (common)
Snake-Eye Die (common)
Dullify (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)