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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise
{7}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Yoyomaster
{0}: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game
10/10
Boon of Learning
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Learning enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 3 then draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Tou Rette's Turret
{4}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Hellhound
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Demon Hound
Haste
2/2
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise (mythic)
Boon of Learning (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Rose Water (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Amooza! (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Hellhound (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)