[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Play Minecraft for X minutes: Cast X spells, they cannot be countered if X is greater than five
10/10
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Player's may not take extra turns
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All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a cardSmelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
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Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn 0/2
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: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. |
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect |
Vigilance
1/2
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Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
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Haste
2/1
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Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
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Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card |
: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in collegeCollege sucks...
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Gravecone (When this dies, create a 9/9 copy of it. When that dies, create an 8/8 copy of it. Et cetera.)
10/10
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Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty
(mythic)
Waiting
(uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains
(uncommon)
Aquatog
(uncommon)
Barrel
(common)
Adipose
(common)
Pink Eye
(common)
Soul Ak
(common)
Sin Fyip
(common)
Redhead
(common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Microjumble
(common)
Ramen
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Thing
(token)






: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens


POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.