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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bamboo Shoot
{1}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact – Food
{3}{g}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain 10 life.
{3}{u}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature
{3}{r}, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control.
Noogie
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
The First Creation
{x}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Frame for Crime
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Ni-Gel
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Animemal
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Sound Cloud
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target

Bamboo Shoot (rare)
Noogie (uncommon)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Landlubber (common)
Ni-Gel (common)
Lock (common)
Redhead (common)
Dudeism (common)
Cringe (common)
Animemal (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Sound Cloud (token)