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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mike Hunt
{2}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Unspeakable
{1}: Target player says Mike Hunt's name
{8}: Target player draws a card for each time they have read Mike Hunt's name this turn
His name is unspeakable...
1/1
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Miracle Worker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Worker
{2}{w}{t}: Gain 1 life for each creature you control
1/1
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Faciality
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Mike Hunt (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Miracle Worker (uncommon)
Horrific Dream (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Faciality (common)
Microphone (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Pill (token)