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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Piglet without a Genetic Code
{?}
 
 M 
Creature – Unspeakable Boar
(What should {?} be payed with?)
{t}, Sacrifice Piglet without a Genetic Code. Then do it again six hundred sixty six times: Create a GMOPork token.
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Rewording
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Target word is another target word of your choice until end of turn
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Piglet without a Genetic Code (mythic)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Rewording (uncommon)
New Year of Cards (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Cringe (common)
Prayer (common)
Lmao (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Hamster (common)
Zoom (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Shipping Container (token)