[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Cardlist | Visual spoiler | Export | Booster | Comments | Search | Recent activity
Mechanics | Shiftrrs | Mechanics 2.0 | Set symbol | Grey Mana | Yellow Cards in this Set | Sins & Virtues | Basic Animal Groups | junk | verbosity gone wrong | Finishing Move Series | my shitpost | high quality shitpost 2
Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ripley, the Chosen Believer
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Titan
When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer:
-Exile two target permanents an opponent controls
-Gain 7 life

When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it
The First Daily Llama, he lasted a miraculous six hundred sixty six days... until his turning...
5/5
Ripley, the Unbeliever
 
 R 
Creature – Demon
Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one:
-Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls
-Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life

{b}{b}{b}: Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control
A serial killer that one day disappeared, nobody knows or wants to think about what happened to this disgraced saint
7/7
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Speed Demon
{1}{r}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
Bad Doctor
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric
When Bad Doctor enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the end of turn.
1/3
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Flute
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Ripley, the Chosen Believer (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Bad Doctor (uncommon)
Child Soldier (common)
Gulltist (common)
Unemployee (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Rektum (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Flute (common)
Stinkify (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Moon Pie (token)