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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
1001 Nights
{0}
 
 M 
Instant
All players play one thousand and one subgames of Magic, the player that wins the most subgames gains 1 life, if two or more players are tied for the most subgames won, nothing happens instead
Hammerspace
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
Saddle Sores
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
Do the Splits
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Rip target creature into two pieces
Split the Winnings
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Animemal
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Prescription
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

1001 Nights (mythic)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Saddle Sores (uncommon)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings (uncommon)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Animemal (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Birthday (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Giegote (common)
Zombee (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Prescription (token)