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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Not Guilty
 
 R 
Emblem
Not Guilty's controller cannot cast non-white spells
Uncle UnComin
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
All uncommon Humans have Hexproof, and "{t}: Counter target spell"
A legendary creature as an uncommon? How peculiar!
4/4
Rormeh, Lazy Alt
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly)
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
French Fry
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
{t}: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Not Guilty (rare)
Uncle UnComin (uncommon)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Bumfart (common)
French Fry (common)
Yes (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Red Aura (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)