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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
 
 R 
Enchantment
Lands you control are artifacts instead. They still have all mana abilities and follow other land rules (but cannot be targeted)
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Child and Wizard Habitat
{1}{r/g}, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it.
Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.
 U 
Instant
One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life.
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
2/1
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Hummingbyrd (common, foil)
Antilandwalk (rare)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO) (uncommon)
Gulltist (common)
White Aura (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Wall Nut (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
et-Sah (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Pill (token)