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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tuna Sammich Maker
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
 
Rapture
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Instant
You gain 3 life. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
"The horrible deaths of the corrupted was necessary so that the pure may live"
– Scripture
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Pickle and it loses all it's abilities.
Spoiler
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Squarepants
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness {e}
Equipped creature isn't nude

Tuna Sammich Maker (uncommon, foil)
Rapture (rare)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen (uncommon)
Spoiler (uncommon)
Crackhead (common)
Eep (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Flavorful (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Bear Feet (common)
The MRS (common)
Temursaur (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Squarepants (token)