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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Midgetkeeper
{1}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Lord
When Midgetkeeper enters the battlefield or attacks gain 1 life for each midget you control
{g}: Target Midget you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn
0/3
Boo
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Boo target player, they lose 1 life
Diss
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
Hoard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life.
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
A neat ability 2
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Pinja
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Starfish Ninja
When Pinja enters the battlefield it deals X damage to any target where X is the amount of colors spent to cast it, X may not be more than 8. This damage cannot be countered or prevented, this loss of life cannot be countered or prevented
2/1
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Beet Beetle
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Sapphire
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Sapphire: Add {u}

Midgetkeeper (rare)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Hoard (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Goodies (common)
E-Man (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Mega Pig (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Pinja (common)
Doggo (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Sapphire (token)