[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Jury Bench    U  Artifact White Human and blue Human Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.	Berry Minefield    R  Land Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped : Add or : Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one: -Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets -You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature	I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo    U  Enchantment – Curse Enchant player Enchanted player's cards are blue in addition to their other colors	Flatog    U  Creature – Atog Lifelink Sacrifice a Plains: +0/+1 and Vigilance until end of turn 1/2
Summertime    U  Enchantment Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game	Error 404: Magic Card not Found    C  Instant Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent	Illuminate the Mind    C  Instant Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.	Adam's Apple    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Ice Scream    C  Instant Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token	Char    C  Instant Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn	Dull Dagger    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"	Applesauce    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life
Flavorful A    C  Instant – Urge Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text	Itchy Clothing Tag    C  Artifact – Equipment Tag Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield : Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Moon Pie  T  Artifact – Delectable Pay an half of a : Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Jury Bench (uncommon, foil)
Berry Minefield (rare)
I'm blue da ba dee da ba doo (uncommon)
Flatog (uncommon)
Summertime (uncommon)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Char (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Applesauce (common)
Flavorful (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Moon Pie (token)