[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() ![]() : Star shocks any target![]() : War deals 4 damage to each target |
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
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Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
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Boo target player, they lose 1 life
Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life
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Equip
Unequip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike |
Hexproof
: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life1/1
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Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. |
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Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay .3/1
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Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn. – Target creature gains Indestructible this turn. Entwine (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.) |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. |
: Add or ![]() 1/2
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Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)1/1
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Just sayin'
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life0/2
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Star // War
(rare)
Marathon
(uncommon)
Whispering Winds
(uncommon)
Boo // Diss
(uncommon)
Sword with Daddy Issues
(common)
Nun
(common)
Itchy Clothing Tag
(common)
.txt File
(common)
Bugbear
(common)
a card frfr?
(common)
Adipose
(common)
Mick's Crafter
(common)
Crackhead
(common)
Rarity curve is hard
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Monsterella
(token)
: Star shocks any target




: Pray, if you feel happy, gain 1 life

