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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Landlubbery
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat
Pirates may not attack or block
{g}{g}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life
Hoard
{2}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat
When Hoard enters the battlefield, force all creatures to inhabit it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, force it to inhabit this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless their controller pays 5 life.
Tug O' War
{2}{r/u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You and target player have a Tug o' War, whoever wins draws a card
Songmage Accountant
{2/u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Winter Piyf
{s}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Piyf
{s}: +1/+1 until end of turn
{t}: Add {s}{s}{s}{s} to spend only on Snow things
2/2
Self Deprecator
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Unattractive
{t}: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card
2/3
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Wandering Soul
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying, Lifelink
1/2
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Landlubbery (rare)
Hoard (uncommon)
Tug O' War (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Booster Shot (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Self Deprecator (common)
Com Mon (common)
Pocket (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Riot (common)
Gulltist (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cigarette (token)