[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Deal 20 damage to target creature
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Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
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All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana -It has Storm Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD |
Sacrifice a Fish: Gain 4 life
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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Destroy target creature. If a white creature is destroyed this way, you gain 3 life.
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Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5
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: Add or ![]() 1/2
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, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life |
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
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You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control ![]() : Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield1/1
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Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
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You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn |
: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Smoke –
, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch |
Falcon Punch!
(rare)
Hellbent Topdecker
(uncommon)
Another Day // Another Dollar
(uncommon)
Tuna Sammich Maker
(uncommon)
Spawnkill
(common)
Illuminate the Appetite (redone srsly)
(common)
Pixel Ouphe
(common)
Mick's Crafter
(common)
Card123
(common)
Tardiness
(common)
Creepy Pasta
(common)
Backwoodsman
(common)
Toddler Safety Rail
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cigarette
(token)



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