[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Bread Behemoth    R  Creature – Beast Demon Cumulative Upkeep – Sacrifice two Bread tokens Trample 16/16	Ageism    U  Enchantment When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number : Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number	Boo    U  Instant Boo target player, they lose 1 life Diss    U  Sorcery Insult target player up to three times, for each insult that makes them look unhappy, they lose 3 life	Slave Trade    U  Sorcery Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.). You lose 2 life.
Dat Boi    C  Creature – Frog Swaglord o shit waddup 2/3	Sand Block    C  Artifact – Block (Sand Block can be Smelted) , : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches. Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. Glass Block    C  Artifact – Block , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter	Uncontained Giggling    C  Instant – Urge Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve. Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)	Pickle    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today
Bugbear    C  Creature – Goblin Beast Reach Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay . 3/1	Yarn Golem    C  Creature – Golem : Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token 3/3	Belief in Flight    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant Child Enchanted Child has flying I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY	Spring-in-the-step    C  Artifact : Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
Tax    C  Instant Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost	Wetten    C  Instant Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step Draw a card	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Fish  T  Token Creature – Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 2/2

Bread Behemoth (rare)
Ageism (uncommon)
Boo // Diss (uncommon)
Slave Trade (uncommon)
Dat Boi (common)
Sand Block (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Pickle (common)
Bugbear (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Tax (common)
Wetten (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Fish (token)