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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hyperwing Vivoon
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
{u}{g}{t}: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents
Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card
4/3
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Spotlight
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand to each player. Until end of turn, all those cards and their text references become white and {w} instead, respectively.
Etch {3}{w}{w} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Amphibious Toad
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Fireckzian
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
2/2
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
In a Jar
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Monsterella
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Hyperwing Vivoon (rare)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Spotlight (uncommon)
Boost (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Fireckzian (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
In a Jar (common)
Flavorful (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Monsterella (token)