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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Noah, the Arkmage
{2}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
Hexproof, Islandwalk, Swimming, Fishing.
{1}{u}, Tap an untapped Island you control: Create a Battleship token.
{3}{u}: Freeze target Island permanently and irrevocably (it does not and cannot be untapped)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control ten or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more tapped Islands, you win the game.
At the end of the Biblical Age, Noah was the last believer of RNGesus as a messiah, rather than a bro
2/2
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
Touchdown!
{r}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Play a game of Football with your opponents, teams are decided by a vote, majority wins.

Each player that wins the game, draws two cards
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Shoe of Nigel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Yesn't
{0}
 
 C 
Colour indicator U Sorcery
Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't"
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Noah, the Arkmage (rare)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
Touchdown! (uncommon)
Asterisk (common)
Calculator (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Workhorse (common)
Fisherman (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Yesn't (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Wiggle (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Foodevil (token)