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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
I am a stegosaurus
{1}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Instant
Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
Cowwardingman
{w/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
Hypocritical Hippocricket
{3}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo Insect Idiot
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target
– Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn.
Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket.
1/5
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

I am a stegosaurus (rare)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Hypocritical Hippocricket (uncommon)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Smoke (common)
Bubble (common)
Gtazer (common)
Root Shot (common)
Adipose (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Tinsel (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)