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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sponge Reefs
 
 R 
Legendary Land
Sponge Reefs enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {g}
{t}: Create four 0/2 Spongebody tokens with Defender and "Whenever you are dealt damage, redirect that damage to this token" and "{t}: Gain 1 life" activate this ability only if you have 50 or more life
The Sponge Reefs are a great attraction on the eastern Brazilian coastline, as well as home to Spongebodies
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
{6}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
Spell Mastery
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {2} less.

Draw a card.
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Carpetburn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Carpetburn deals 2 damage to target player. If you control Flying Carpet, Carpetburn deals 4 damage to that player instead.
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Eve of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
The first Feminazi
2/2
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Sponge Reefs (rare)
Futurama (uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Spell Mastery (uncommon)
Flavorful (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Pylon (common)
Algae (common)
Gag (common)
Weeb (common)
Carpetburn (common)
Self Harm (common)
Eve of the Biblefolk (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Shipping Container (token)