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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Sorcery
The next time a source you control damages a player this turn, draw those many cards.
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Kys
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Overflowing Power (mythic)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Shame (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Nein (common)
Ballerina (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Kiss // Kys (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Electron (token)