[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Gratitude    R  Legendary Enchantment At the beginning of your end step, you may pay . If you do, you gain X life and untap X target lands you control.	Jinjurrbred Haus    U  Artifact – Food Structure Child and Wizard Habitat , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.	Restricted Exploitation    U  Enchantment Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to. "If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification" - EpicHistorian420	A neat ability 1    U  Sorcery Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Prison Shiv    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black	Evolve    C  Instant Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it	Jellyfish    C  Creature – Jellyfish , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target. Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token. 2/1	Minitaur    C  Creature – Minotaur Child 1/1
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!    C  Legendary Instant Create a cake token After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!	Blue Mana Potion    C  Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains ": Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost	Water Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental Hexproof : Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn 1/2	Pupucaca    C  Instant Strive – Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Zoom    C  Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life	Bakery    C  Artifact – Structure Chef Habitat Cook Bread – (: Create a Bread token) Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Squarepants  T  Token Artifact – Equipment Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness Equipped creature isn't nude

Gratitude (rare)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Prison Shiv (common)
Evolve (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Minitaur (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Zoom (common)
Bakery (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Squarepants (token)