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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise
{7}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Creature – Yoyomaster
{0}: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game
10/10
Candy Apple
{2}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Apple, gain 3 life, untap a child you control, activate this ability only if you have eaten sugar this turn
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Royal Kobra
{2}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
Hot Dog
{g}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Wolf Elemental
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
The Hot Dogs lived happily from the beginning of time, that was until Humans came around...
2/2
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise (mythic)
Candy Apple (uncommon)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
You Tried! (common)
Hot Dog (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Eep (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Microjumble (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Live (common)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
IceCream (token)