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The Necronimicon    M  Legendary Artifact All black creatures have +2/+2 All wizards have +2/+2	Jinjurrbred Haus    U  Artifact – Food Structure Child and Wizard Habitat , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.	Stone of be careful what you wish for...    U  Artifact Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped : Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.	Little Spoon    U  Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep target player kisses you, they may pay to counter that ability Big Spoon    U  Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep you kiss target player, they may pay to counter that ability, and slap you
Hedgehog    C  Creature – Plant Boar : Tap or untap another target plant 1/1	Lucky Penny    C  Artifact – Coin : Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny , Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add	Air Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental Flying : Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn 1/1	Lava Spitter    C  Creature – Lizard , Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player. 2/1
Get Rekt    C  Instant As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay to counter it Target player gets Rekt	Vivoon    C  Creature – Vivoon Flying, Flash patent pending, pls no steal (the name) 3/2	Applesauce    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Applesauce, gain 2 life	Kaktuzz    C  Creature – Cactus Swaglord 6/6
Dungfeaster    C  Creature – Insect Swampwalk Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life 1/1	Jury Duty    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant white or blue creature Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Cake  T  Artifact – Food : Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

The Necronimicon (mythic)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Little Spoon // Big Spoon (uncommon)
Hedgehog (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Vivoon (common)
Applesauce (common)
Kaktuzz (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Jury Duty (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cake (token)