[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Creatures with more than X attached Equipemnts cannot attack or block and lose all abilities
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Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, you gain 1 life
2/3
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Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
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Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected. |
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Flying |
: Flip a coin, if it lands on tails, you may play an equipment with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand1/2
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Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)1/1
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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![]() : Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated BaboonWhy? A cruel joke?
... Oh. That's worse. 2/2
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![]() , Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature |
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
, , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice. |
1/1
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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Bag of Cheetos is Orange
: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Haste
2/2
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Inventory
(rare)
Domino Artist
(uncommon)
Thot Patrol
(uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for...
(uncommon)
Gift of Learning
(common)
Suit Tailor
(common)
Crackhead
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Compleated Baboon
(common)
Mint
(common)
Nemcatcher's Net
(common)
E-Man
(common)
Fluke
(common)
Bag of Cheetos
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Foodevil
(token)



: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.





POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.