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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Harambe, the Unforgotten
{5}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Ape Swaglord
{1}{w/b}: Create a Spam token.
{x}{w}{b}, {t}, Sacrifice Harambe, the Unforgotten: Internetians you control get +X/+0 and cannot be blocked by Children this turn.
"They should have shot the child..."
– Morons
5/5
Shipwreck
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target blue Artifact Creature Vehicle with Swimming and/or Islandwalk
Cupid's Arrow
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human
Equip {2}
Equipped Human has "Whenever this creature finishes breeding, gain 3 life"
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
{2}{w}{w}{y}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Passionate Aetherborn
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Harambe, the Unforgotten (mythic)
Shipwreck (uncommon)
Cupid's Arrow (uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Hypocrite (common)
Com Mon (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Domo (common)
Fatboi (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Fisherman (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)