[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Farm (a 1/1 gold Sheep creature token, a 2/2 pink Boar creature token, and a 3/3 white Cow creature token), then create repeat this process for each Farm you control.
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
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Draw a picture, if target opponent likes it, draw three cards
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Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.2/2
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Split Second
Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life |
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
: Add , activate this ability only once each turn2/2
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: Create a Yarn token
![]() : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield1/2
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: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today |
2/2
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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Counter target spell
"Does this card function as intended?"
"Yesn't" |
![]() : Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card |
: Untap target Spider : Untap target Insect |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5
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EIEIO
(mythic)
Hammerhead Shark
(uncommon)
Art
(uncommon)
Yando'Mhit
(uncommon)
Zoom
(common)
Quill
(common)
Earth Elemelon
(common)
Nitslave
(common)
Pickle
(common)
Polar Bear
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Yesn't
(common)
Rose Water
(common)
Cobweb // Filthshroom
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Bozo
(token)



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, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.

, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Sorcery

