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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Weird
Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Menace, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying
Hydrophobic (Hydrophobe cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
5/5
{c}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct Bird
Flying
Creatures your opponents control gain Trample.
4/3
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant – Self-Realization
Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker.
Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers.
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

Hydrophobe (rare)
Hybird (uncommon)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
I, Ajan (uncommon)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Box (common)
Nein (common)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Feed (common)
Manasucker (common)
Doodle (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Vodka (token)