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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Urbanization
{5}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching

Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card
Salvagery
{2}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
Henchantment
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
All with Nothing
{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Gold Looter
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
{t}: Tap target Gold permanent, you may draw a card, if you do, discard a card
2/1
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Witch's Oven
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Urbanization (rare)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Gold Looter (common)
Vivoon (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Dream (token)