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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sungorger Willow
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Treefolk Angel
Sungorger Willow's power and toughness are equal to the number of Forests you control
Return an untapped Forest you control to it's owners hand: Sungorger Willow gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only up to three times each turn.
The spirit of the angel flowed through the Everwillow, giving spirit to the town of Sunbeckon
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Rangery
{1}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Rangery enters the battlefield, tap all creatures without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, or Spaceflight, they cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Whenever a creature without Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing or Spaceflight enters the battlefield, tap it, it cannot untap while Rangery is in play
Empathy
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy all blue creatures
Horseplay
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Horse enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Sungorger Willow (rare)
Rangery (uncommon)
Empathy (uncommon)
Horseplay (uncommon)
Sunset (common)
Trade (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Black Widow (common)
Giegote (common)
Doze (common)
Red Aura (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Sunrise (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bacon (token)