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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Land
Primordial Soup enters the battlefield tapped
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, add {e}.
{t}: Add {u}
{e}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to casts creature spells.
The dawn of creation was seen by nobody.
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control.
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Wizard
{u}, {t}: Tap target permanent unless it's controller pays $9.99. Then, you may pay {2/u} to untap Songmage Accountant
I'm bored of signing, i want to be singing
1/2
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
 C 
Instant
Target creature is a Furry in addition to it's other types until end of turn
They are corrupting our children!
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Primordial Soup (mythic)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Potty Training (uncommon)
Songmage Accountant (uncommon)
Bumfart (common)
Furrytize (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Landlubber (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Weeb (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Red Rag (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Idea (token)