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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Night in the Fort
{3}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
 
Garfield, Lazy Lynx
{3}{r}{y}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Cat Fatso
Garfield, Lazy Lynx is orange
{t}: Cats you control get +2/+4 until end of turn and lose all abilities
{2}: Destroy target Wolf or Hound creature
2/4
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Codename: Archery
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Archer
Reach, Hexproof, Defender
{r}{t}: Codename: Archery deals 1 damage to target creature with Flying
2/1
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Mint
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Night in the Fort (uncommon, foil)
Garfield, Lazy Lynx (rare)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Codename: Archery (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Mint (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Hex (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Fluke (common)
Wormhole (common)
Redhead (common)
Temursaur (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Golden Egg (token)