[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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+4: Create four Spam tokens
0: Alphas lose Menace and all Betas gain Menace (both until end of turn) -4: Creatures gain Scarred 69 until end of turn. Double the number of Poison counters on players 4
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(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.0/1
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Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
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Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
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Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
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Target creature levels up
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: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender1/1
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Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
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As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay
to counter it
Target player gets Rekt |
Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike |
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life1/1
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1/1
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Flying, Lifelink
1/2
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Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me 0/0
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead |
4Chandra
(mythic)
Cowwardingman
(uncommon)
Golden Golem
(uncommon)
Funny Knee
(uncommon)
Funny Dirb
(common)
Level Up!
(common)
Yolk Folk
(common)
Feminazi
(common)
Get Rekt
(common)
Sword
(common)
Dungfeaster
(common)
Gulltist
(common)
Wandering Soul
(common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Golden Egg
(token)


or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender



POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.