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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
 
Jack Skellington
{3}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Skeleton Lord
Deathtouch
When Jack Skellington enters the battlefield if it is Christmas, put five +1/+1 counters on Jack Skellington, it gains Deathtouch
5/5
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
*/*
Dull Dagger
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Pocket
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
{2}{pu}, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Sad Clown (common, foil)
Jack Skellington (mythic)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Kerv Beest (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Blue Aura (common)
GamBling (common)
Pocket (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Buffetdish (token)