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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Land
When Dude Ranch enters the battlefield sacrifice it unless you sacrifice a Wheatfarm
{t}: Add {w} and half of a {w}
{1}{t}: Create a 1/1 white Dude creature token
 U 
Enchantment
{2}: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with "{2}: this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"
This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
 C 
Creature – Anime-Protagonist
You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
{t}: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Dude Ranch (rare)
Monkey in the Middle (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Dragonballer (common)
Crab (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Mint (common)
Termite (common)
Hex (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Weeb (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Asterisk (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)