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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Survivor of Skeentith
{2}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Survivalist
Whenever Survivor of Skeentith is dealt damage, if it survives and has less than 0.25 toughness, you win the game
{8}: Survivor of Skeentith's toughness becomes 0.01 until end of turn
4/4
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Cowwardingman
{w/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
Platinum Armor
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Warrior {3}
Equipped Warrior has +0/+30 and gains Indestructible
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Sin Fyip
{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Spring-in-the-step
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Electron
 T 
Token Artifact
Sacrifice Electron: Add {c}

Survivor of Skeentith (rare)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Platinum Armor (uncommon)
Censor Bar (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Fisherman (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Gnight (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Wiggle (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Electron (token)