[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever you become the target of a spell you control, you may copy that spell, but not choose new targets.
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Reveal the top card of a pile of cards from an upcoming product, if that card is a functional reprint of another card from a released product, you may put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the bottom of the pile
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Whenever Skeentith Thrill Seeker is dealt lethal damage but doesn't die, it becomes the Bane of Parents until end of turn
3/1
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Rowling Sap must always be moving, if Rowling Sap stops moving, sacrifice it
![]() : Destroy all Saprolings in front of Rowling SapIn the forests of Terraforas, trees dislodge their own sappy little babies if they get to heavy, many die falling off nearby cliffs
3/3
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Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1
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Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting
: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated
When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime |
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Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese : Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it |
![]() : Sacrifice Fudge Pop, gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn |
Brain is Pink
: Scry 10, then draw three cards |
, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains " : Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
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When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
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A neat ability 3
(rare)
Spoiler
(uncommon)
Skeentith Thrill Seeker
(uncommon)
Rowling Sap
(uncommon)
Glitterwing
(common)
Ancient Vil
(common)
Jab
(common)
Bedtime
(common)
Swiss Cheese
(common)
Fudge Pop
(common)
Brain
(common)
Blue Mana Potion
(common)
Hummus
(common)
Rancid
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
token 69 again
(token)






: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
