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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
"Meaningless Trifles"
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life.
Death Strike
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Infect
Death Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Rogueism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Rogues you control have +1/+1 for each four cards you own that are exiled
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
You Tried!
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Award
Cast You Tried! only after another target player casts a spell that does not resolve

Awarded player may draw a card, if they admit failure
elp-Mart
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
Munkii
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

"Meaningless Trifles" (rare)
Death Strike (uncommon)
Rogueism (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Blue Bandana (common)
Crackhead (common)
A La Mode (common)
Prayer (common)
Gtazer (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Shackles (common)
You Tried! (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Munkii (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)