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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
 
Sludge Surf
 
 R 
Land
Sludge Surf enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {u}, {b} or {g}
{3}, {t}: Target player gets a Poison counter
Master's Sword
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {4}
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike
Wig
{r}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land"
Kermit Teh Froge
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet
Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.)
0/2
Kerv Beest
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Beast
X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn.
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Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Hellfyre Shot
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker – {2}{b}
If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch.
Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
OCDManiac
{3}{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
Heal Potion
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Heal Potion: Target creature you control's toughness becomes X, where X is that creature's base toughness
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Finger Gun (common, foil)
Sludge Surf (rare)
Master's Sword (uncommon)
Wig (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Kerv Beest (common)
Miracle (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Water Bear (common)
Yutt (common)
Glitterwing (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Heal Potion (common)
Giegote (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Subscriber (token)