[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Creatures are Chefs in addition to their other types and gain Royal and Cook Buffetdish –
.Master Chef but with broken bones instead of crushed dreams.
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Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
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Exchange control of target creature and target land controlled by different players. Then, you may pay
to draw a card.With a blip the frog was standing where once was a factory.
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Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
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Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "
: Regenerate this creature" |
: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn |
![]() : Transform Raw EggSacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
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Gotta Go Fast! is Blue
Target Anime Protagonist Plant Boar you control gains Flash until end of turn |
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Ping any target
Storm |
, Gain a poison counter: Add ![]() . Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts. |
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
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Exile target creature
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![]() : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today |
: Add ![]() 1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life0/2
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Chef Royale
(rare)
Batta Lion
(uncommon)
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(uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb
(uncommon)
Troll Hole
(common)
Cereal // Muffin
(common)
Raw Egg
(common)
Gotta Go Fast!
(common)
Pingstorm
(common)
Imperfect Engine
(common)
Lord of the Buffets
(common)
Banishment
(common)
Bear Paw
(common)
Basic Slave
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Monsterella
(token)


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: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn

