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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Medkit
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Medkit, Wait ten seconds: Heal all creatures you control, gain 100 life
Flow Jammer
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
Mathematician
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Mathematician
{π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number
1/3
Acrobatic Gymnast
{2}{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human
Flying

When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying
A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
The Splits
{r}{r}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Sorcery – Torture
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Pixel Ouphe
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Creature – Ouphe Internetian
Defender
Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it)
0/5
Rapid Rabbit
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Beast
Super haste, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rapid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Draamaa
{1}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Tribal Sorcery – Teenager
As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention
Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
A Jumpy Frog
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog
Jump Boost 1 ({e}: Move A Jumpy Frog up to one inches.)
"You askin' me why I'm so jumpy? Hell, there might be a witch around! I ain't turning into no prince again!"
0/1
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Golden Egg
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 5 life, then target opponent gives you $5.00 CAD, if they don't, you gain 10 life instead

Medkit (rare)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Mathematician (uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits (uncommon)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Rapid Rabbit (common)
Draamaa (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
A Jumpy Frog (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Sunset (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Golden Egg (token)