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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Kamikaze
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Create two 2/3 red Suicide Bomber creature tokens with "{0}: Sacrifice this creature, it shocks target creature or Structure"
Blubbersucking Beebles
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Beeble
Blubbersucking Beebles is Unblockable if defending player controls a creature with less toughness than Blubbersucking Beebles

Whenever Blubbersucking Beebles deals combat damage to a player, you may eat 15 food items, if you do, Blubbersucking Beebles gets X +0/+0.5 counters where X is the number of times you chewed
2/4
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
Dog Fart
{w}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Hound
Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn
Cat Puke
{u}{b/g}
 
 U 
Tribal Instant – Cat
Aftermath
Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays {e}{u}
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Child Soldier
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Child Soldier
Last-Strike
Child Soldier cannot attack or block alone
2/1
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Holy Symbol
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
{2}, {t}: Destroy target nonwhite creature
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Haiku Page
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Beer
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life

Kamikaze (rare)
Blubbersucking Beebles (uncommon)
Joker (uncommon)
Dog Fart // Cat Puke (uncommon)
NERF Gun (common)
Child Soldier (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Holy Symbol (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Domo (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Smoke (common)
Self Harm (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Beer (token)