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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Farmer
Billy of the Hill gets +5/+5 and gains Trample, Vigilance and Hexproof if you control a Basic Plains Mountain Land
2/2
K
 
 U 
Enchantment
K may be payed with {1}, then copying target spell or ability
{t}: Put a Kay counter on Kayception
{w}{w}{w}, Remove three Kay counters from Kayception: Destroy all Black creatures, then return them to the battlefield, they are Zombie Slaves in addition to their other types
If Kayception has more than three Kay counters on it, you lose the game
 U 
Legendary Creature – Elidocorc
Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators
3/3
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
{t}: Gain 2 life, activate this ability only if you control three or more creatures on the Jury Bench
 C 
Creature – Fyip
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Sin Fyip causes it's controller to lose that much life)
4/3
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
 C 
Instant
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs {1} less to cast and has "You gain that much life"
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
 C 
Creature – Zombie
Even after death, Phil kept a workout routine
2/2
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Billy of the Hill (rare)
Kayception (uncommon)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Jurymin (common)
Sin Fyip (common)
Hellcat (common)
Gnight (common)
Bleck (common)
Protect Belief (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Walking Dead (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)