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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Devils Devotion
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Submit your soul to Satan, all opponents lose games equal to your devotion to Satan (devotion to Satan is measured in the amount of virgins you have sacrificed)
Ass Hole
{b/g}{b/g}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
Rainfall
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are blue, and may not have their abilities activated
{u}: Destroy target Artifact
ABCDEFGHIKLMN
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When ABCDEFGHIKLMN enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast ABCDEFGHIKLMN, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
OPQRSTUVWXYZ
{13}
 
 U 
Instant
When OPQRSTUVWXYZ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast both ends you lose the game
When you cast OPQRSTUVWXYZ, if you cast both ends you win the game
13/13
Apartment Complex
{2}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Branding of the Sheep
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
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Basic Slave
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {b}
1/1
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Quizzical Axe
{2}{?}
 
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
Adam's Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Rancid
{g/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it
Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Son of a Pirate
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Pirateson
When Son of a Pirate enters the battlefield, target Pirate you control is Son of a Pirate's Parent for as long as Son of a Pirate remains in play
1/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Buffetdish
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today

Devils Devotion (rare)
Ass Hole (uncommon)
Rainfall (uncommon)
ABCDEFGHIKLMN // OPQRSTUVWXYZ (uncommon)
Apartment Complex (common)
Branding of the Sheep (common)
Basic Slave (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Rancid (common)
Impatience (common)
Son of a Pirate (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Buffetdish (token)