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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Endoctrinate
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white
 
The Hybrid
{w/u}{w/b}{w/r}{w/g}{u/b}{u/r}{u/g}{b/r}{b/g}{r/g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Hybrid
As an additional cost to cast The Hybrid, sacrifice two creatures of different creature types.
The Hybrid's power and toughness are each equal to the sum of the letters in the creature types of the sacrifices creatures.
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Wildstyle
{1}{g}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have +1/+1
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Gore-Marinated Steak
{2}{r/b}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
{2}{t}: Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand
Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
1/1
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Bunnyrat
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Sillyfy
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Erase from History
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Choose one:
-Destroy target Historic permanent
-Counter target Historic spell
-Exile target Historic card
-Target card is not Historic this turn
-Target card with converted mana cost 100 or less is not Historic for the remainder of the game
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Barf
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Endoctrinate (common, foil)
The Hybrid (mythic)
Wildstyle (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak (uncommon)
Vanilla Guy (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
GamBling (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Erase from History (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Web (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Barf (token)