[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever you Defecate, you may put a Block card in your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield tapped.
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, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
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When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype. |
Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target – Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn. Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. 1/5
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When Coal Curd dies add
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed
Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself |
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Copy target spell
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: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today |
: Move target Vehicle |
Counter target spell with a German accent
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: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20 |
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life |
Shitting Bricks
(rare)
Dreadfish
(uncommon)
Signpost
(uncommon)
Hypocritical Hippocricket
(uncommon)
Coal Curd
(common)
Fluke
(common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
Vegetal Bepis
(common)
Deja Vu
(common)
Pickle
(common)
Pylon
(common)
Nein
(common)
Max Health Potion
(common)
Esketit
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Beer
(token)

, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.


: Sacrifice Pickle, gain 1 life, instead gain 2 life if you have drunken vinegar today