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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
 
Scanlan Shorthalt
{5}{u}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Gnome Bard
When Scanlan Shorthalt enters the battlefield, choose a card you own outside the game and put it into your hand.
Whenever a legendary creature you control becomes targeted by a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless it's controller pays {4}.
1/2
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Grappling Hook
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {4}
Equip Rogue {2}
Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains First Strike, is a Rogue in addition to it's other types and has "{2}{u}, {t}: Move this creature. When you do, you may remove it from combat"
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
New Year of Cards
{3}{6}{5}
 
 C 
 
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Scout Badge
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Tainted Sand
 T 
Artifact
Sacrifice Tainted Sand: Put an Infect counter on target player

Fly (common, foil)
Scanlan Shorthalt (mythic)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Grappling Hook (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
New Year of Cards (common)
Feminazi (common)
Smoke (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Birthday (common)
White Aura (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Tainted Sand (token)