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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Burger King
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token
 
Hungry Jacks
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token
Blue Wall of Wonder what this does?
{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead.
Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}. When you do, counter that effect.
0/4
Sonic Fastboi
{3}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Anime-Protagonist Plant Boar
Sonic Fastboi is Blue.
Jump Boost 4 ({e}: Move Sonic Fastboi up to four inches.), flash, super haste
3/2
Drucaquerunami
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami
Islandwalk
Lands are Islands
Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island
1/1
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
Aquamarine Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Aquamarine Curd dies add {u}
0/0.01
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Live
{g}{g}{c}{c}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Stop playing Magic: The Gathering and enjoy your precious existence
I WANNA BE ALIVE, I WANNA RUN IN STREAMS!! I AM ALIVE I TELL YOU, ALIVE! MOTHER I LOVE YOU!
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon, foil)
Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Sonic Fastboi (uncommon)
Drucaquerunami (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Aquamarine Curd (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Live (common)
Spank (common)
Doggo (common)
Card123 (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Double Jump (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cake (token)