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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment
When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching

Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card
 U 
Instant – Urge
Target opponent gets a wet willie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD, or concede the game
 U 
Artifact – Gate
Manor Gates is Gold
The first time an opponent gives you money while Manor Gates is in play, target creature you control becomes Manor Gates's Keyholder for the remainder of the game
{t}: Add two mana of two colors only if Manor Gates is a Land
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All equipped creatures gain +1/+0 for each equipment attached to them, they also gain Reach
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
 C 
Instant
Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft

Report target non-hacking player
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
 C 
Enchantment
Creatures with Faces in their art have +1/+1
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
 C 
Artifact
What should {?} be payed with?
{t}: Quizzical Axe shocks any target, if that target is destroyed, see a therapist
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Urbanization (rare)
Wet Willie (uncommon)
Manor Gates (uncommon)
Snipery (uncommon)
Cuddle (common)
Illuminate the Mind (common)
Proletariat (common)
Hax! (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Turbulence (common)
Microjumble (common)
Faciality (common)
Red Aura (common)
Quizzical Axe (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Barf (token)