[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it : Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois1/1
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Other Heroes you control get +1/+1
4/4
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: Create a 1/1 black Ape creature token with " : this creature comes under your control, any player may activate this ability"This card IS number six hundred and nine... [lennyface]
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You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
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Trample
: +1/-1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn
: -1/+1 until end of turn. Limit of three per turn4/4
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You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
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Haste
![]() : Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man2/1
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Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
Vigilance, Defender
: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking2/1
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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Flying
2/2
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs. |
, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn 1/1
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Bourgeois
(common, foil)
The Journeyed Hero
(rare)
Monkey in the Middle
(uncommon)
Cantrip Master
(uncommon)
Frogg
(uncommon)
I, Eye
(common)
Jinjurrbred Man
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Asterisk
(common)
Porcupine
(common)
Sillytize
(common)
Wild Soul
(common)
Broom
(common)
Amooza!
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Cockroach
(token)


: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois


