[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has " : Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" |
Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature you control. Untap them, they gain Haste.
You lose the game at the end of this turn |
Equip creature
Equipped creature is a Yoyomaster in addition to it's other types and gains " : Yo-Yo pings target creature, then return that creature to it's owners hand" |
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change. , Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.2/4
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Rip target creature into two pieces
Until end of turn, if you win the game, you may make any number of targets also win
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Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
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Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add
to their mana pool |
Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
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Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game. : Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game. |
Ancient Vil is Historic
Ancient Vil enters the battlefield with 999999999999999 Age counters on it In the olden days (b4 big bang) there were Vils who were the first evil creatures, they became Evils when the idea for the internet became possible, right when the big bang wiped out their species
1/1
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Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike |
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
, : Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to. , Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter |
: Add or ![]() 2/1
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Bag of Cheetos is Orange
: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
, Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add ![]() instead if you control a Legendary permanent |
Sweet
(common, foil)
Finishing Move #8: Climactic Victory of the Battle Against the Dark Aristocracy by the Church of Revolutions
(mythic)
Yo-Yo
(uncommon)
Djinnsect
(uncommon)
Do the Splits // Split the Winnings
(uncommon)
Goodies
(common)
Wrasslin'
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Apartment Complex
(common)
Ancient Vil
(common)
Sword
(common)
Sand Block
(common)
Mick's Miner
(common)
Bag of Cheetos
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Rupee
(token)
: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"


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