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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Nicknamery
{6}{u}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{1}{u}: Change the name of target creature to a name of your choice, this creature becomes Nicknamed
Whenever an opponent doesn't use the Nicknamed creature's new name, shock them, unless they allow you to draw a card
Gem of Rekt
{2}
 
 U 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
Klan Trooper
{w}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Clone Soldier
{w}{w}: Klan Trooper gets +1/+2 until end of turn
{u}{u}: Klan Trooper becomes another target creature that shares a color with it until end of turn
{b}{b}: Destroy target Black or Slave creature
2/3
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Dank memes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Holy Water
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target black creature
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Hedgehog
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Nicknamery (rare)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Klan Trooper (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Doodle (common)
Dank memes (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Holy Water (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Watermelon (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)