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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
JK Rowling
{3}{w}{w}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
Whenever you tell a joke you may say "Just kidding" if you do, create a Book token
3/3
Impacting Meteor
 
 U 
Land
When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
{t}: Add {c}
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Oldfashionedism
{4}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{2}{w}: Destroy a creature with less than four age counters on it
Evolve
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
Water Bottle Flip
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

JK Rowling (mythic)
Impacting Meteor (uncommon)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Oldfashionedism (uncommon)
Evolve (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Tutu (common)
Idiotproof (common)
Sword (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Grainforest (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)