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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Slave Trade
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life.
 
Billy of the Hill
{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Farmer
Billy of the Hill gets +5/+5 and gains Trample, Vigilance and Hexproof if you control a Basic Plains Mountain Land
2/2
Boon of Passion
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Passion enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
{r}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 this turn.
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Domo
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo
1/1
Boi
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot Child Swaglord
1/1
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Quill
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it
{b}{t}, Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token
Eep
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Eep only when a creature you control takes damage.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bruce Willis
 T 
Token Creature – Human Swaglord
8/8

Slave Trade (uncommon, foil)
Billy of the Hill (rare)
Boon of Passion (uncommon)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Domo (common)
Boi (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Brainless (common)
Bubble (common)
Quill (common)
Eep (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Smoke (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)