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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Temperance
{w}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep – {1}
Red spells cost {2} more to cast and red creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays {2} for each creature attacking this way.
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly)
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target creature that entered the battlefield this turn. If a black creature was exiled this way, it's controller cannot cast spells during your next turn.
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
2NC's Servant
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Elf Druid
Activated abilities of Elves you control cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you activate the ability of an Elf you control, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
1/3
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Temperance (rare)
Illuminate the Soul (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
2NC's Servant (uncommon)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Domino (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Shitpost (common)
Fly (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Respawn (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Cigar (token)