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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Saki-Hiro
{3}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Naga Shaman
Lifelink
The Messiah of Japanese Reptillian Religion (JRR)
7/7
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Boon of Power
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Power enters the battlefield or whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and gain 1 life.
Enchanted creature has Menace.
Potty Training
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control.
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
Card123
{1}{2}{3}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Chewed Leaf
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Farmer
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender
2/2
Pharmacist
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Cleric
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token
2/2
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Barf
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Saki-Hiro (rare)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Boon of Power (uncommon)
Potty Training (uncommon)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common)
Card123 (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Chewed Leaf (common)
Self Harm (common)
Farmer // Pharmacist (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Barf (token)