[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Thor    R  Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero God Elemental Viking Flying Thor has +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it As long as Thor has power of 12 or more, spells in your hand gain Storm 4/3	Cross the River    U  Instant Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island	Organize    U  Instant Move any number of creatures anywhere Draw three cards	Kermit Teh Froge    U  Legendary Creature – Frog Puppet Puppet (Any player may activate Kermit Teh Froge's abilities.), Jump Boost 1 (: Move Kermit Teh Froge up to one inches.) 0/2
Eat Cat    C  Instant Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype	Flute    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof	Griefing    C  Instant Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control	Redhead    C  Creature – Human Haste 2/1
Pinecone    C  Artifact – Plant : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens	Pig Tails    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Female Human Child Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"	Smoke    C  Instant Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token	Shell Armor    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Ice Scream    C  Instant Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token	Tardigrade    C  Creature – Germ Protection from everything 0/1	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Pill  T  Token Artifact , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Thor (rare)
Cross the River (uncommon)
Organize (uncommon)
Kermit Teh Froge (uncommon)
Eat Cat (common)
Flute (common)
Griefing (common)
Redhead (common)
Pinecone (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Smoke (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Pill (token)