[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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6/6
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non-Child, non-Soldier creatures may not be moved around the board
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Cook Bread –
( : Create a Bread token) |
When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
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, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).It looks and tastes like puke
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Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying 3/3
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Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft
Report target non-hacking player |
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The first Feminazi
2/2
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Respawn target Gamer
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Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, if it is a double-faced card, transform it
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature becomes white, loses all other colors, cannot become other colors and cannot lose the color white |
: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn : Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn |
Flying
2/1
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself |
Kaktuzz
(common, foil)
Gridlock
(rare)
Baker's Oven
(uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar
(uncommon)
Tuna Sammich
(uncommon)
Bald Eagle
(common)
Hax!
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Eve of the Biblefolk
(common)
Respawn
(common)
Evolve
(common)
Endoctrinate
(common)
Cereal // Muffin
(common)
Zombee
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Vodka
(token)







, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
