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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
 
Bakin' Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant orange Dog
Enchanted creature has "Cook Bacon – {1} ({1}: Create a Bacon token)"
Night of the EMBKs
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You gain 2 life and target opponent loses 2 life. Create a 2/2 black Knight creature token.
Ye Ol' Tavern
 
 U 
Land
{t}: Create a Beer Token
{2}{t}: Sacrifice three Beer Tokens, create a 5/5 Bozo creature token with "Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, I get +2/+2 until end of turn"
Codename: Baseball
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue
Vigilance, Plainswalk
{2}, {t}: Exile target artifact spell
2/3
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Bourgeois
{5}{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evil Advisor Artificer Author Lord
Whenever money would be put on Bourgeois, triple that amount of money is put on Bourgeois instead
Bourgeois gets +5/+5 for each CAD$0.01 on it
{t}: Put CAD$999.99 on Bourgeois
1/1
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Uncontained Giggling
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Plantation Worker (uncommon, foil)
Bakin' Bacon (rare)
Night of the EMBKs (uncommon)
Ye Ol' Tavern (uncommon)
Codename: Baseball (uncommon)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
White Aura (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Bourgeois (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Riot (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Thicc (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)