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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Audible Skysheep
{4}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Skysheep
{t}: Create a number of Sound Cloud tokens equal to your life total
6/6
Rotagilla
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
Lawbound Theft
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(Before the start of the game, remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
At the end of each players turn, they gain ownership of all permanents they control.
Skyrocket
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact
{w}{u}: Triple the amount of counters on another target permanent, put a Height counter on Skyrocket

Whenever Skyrocket has three or more Height counters on it, exile it, then gain 3 life for each counter on permanents you control
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Beet Beetle
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
Slobbermutt
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound Idiot
Trample
{u}: Tap target creature, it becomes blue until end of turn
2/2
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Kek
{w}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
Create a Spam token.
Tinsel
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive
First Guy
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Audible Skysheep (rare)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
Lawbound Theft (uncommon)
Skyrocket (uncommon)
Apple Logo (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Slobbermutt (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Shell Armor (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Kek (common)
Tinsel (common)
First Guy (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cake (token)