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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Legendary Creature – Troll Lord
Royal (Eldurr, King of Yerlfott is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Whenever one or more Age counters are placed onto a permanent you don't control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
{x}{x}{x}{w}{u}, tap X other untapped Trolls you control: Draw thrice X cards and you gain thrice X life.
3/5
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
 U 
Creature – Slug
As an additional cost to cast Bog Slug, sacrifice a land.
Trample
{3}{b}{g}, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Slug for each land card in your graveyard.
4/4
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
{g/b}: Create a PoisonVial token
2/3
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equip Rogue {0}
Equipped creature has Shroud and Shadow.
Wink
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Whenever a player would Laugh this turn, you may wink instead.
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
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Eldurr, King of Yerlfott (rare)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Bog Slug (uncommon)
Pothead (uncommon)
Practical Joke (common)
Eat Cat (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Hood // Wink (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Computer (common)
Sillytize (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)