[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Dreary Vortex enters the battlefield tapped unless you exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
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, : Return target land card that was put there this turn to the battlefield tapped.
, , Sacrifice Dreary Vortex: Return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand |
Equip
: Destroy target Block. |
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – ![]() (![]() : Create a Cookie token) |
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Whenever a player Laughs, draw a card.
During an autopsy, you can tell if a subject lived a happy life by examining for self-inflicted scars on their knees.
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You gain control of target thing that you own.
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Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
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Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
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: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token3/3
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: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens1/1
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn1/1
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common #401
0/1
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do it!!!
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As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
hurr durr
1/1
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Chewed Leaf
(common, foil)
Dreary Vortex
(rare)
Pickaxe
(uncommon)
Cookie Cookery
(uncommon)
Funny Knee
(uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
(common)
Sillyfy
(common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift
(common)
Yarn Golem
(common)
Hamboi
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Bookfiend
(common)
401ster
(common)
You better damn read these cards
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Idiot
(token)
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: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented