[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more Food tokens, you win the game.
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token) |
Kicker –
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. |
Kicker
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Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name. |
Child Habitat
: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it. |
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/1
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: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens1/1
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Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants. |
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
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, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life |
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has " : Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" |
Pay 5 life,
: Steal target card from another player's hand1/1
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: Add ![]() 1/1
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Pay
, , or : Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with bruh team bruh pls
1/1
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Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types |
: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
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Dozenry
(rare)
Pierce Armor
(uncommon)
Nomicide
(uncommon)
Norsery
(uncommon)
Catfish
(common)
Hamboi
(common)
Surge Protector
(common)
Illuminate the Heart
(common)
Amooza!
(common)
Sweet
(common)
Thief
(common)
Basic Slave
(common)
Teamer
(common)
Thicc
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam
(token)






: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
