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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
 
Scalefin
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Lizard Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Scalefin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Scalefin deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap up to X lands you or a teammate controls, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
1/2
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Nitpicker
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape
{r}, {t}: Nitpicker deals damage equal to it's power to target Insect creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Nitpicker.
2/2
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Mega Pig
{3}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Trample
oink OINK
4/4
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Lmao
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Sillytize
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Notak (common, foil)
Scalefin (rare)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Nitpicker (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Mega Pig (common)
The MRS (common)
Teamer (common)
Lmao (common)
Calculator (common)
Sillytize (common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Shipping Container (token)