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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
 
Domo Dojo
{5}{w}
 
 R 
Artifact – Structure
Domo Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+2 and gain First Strike.
Dog Whistle
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom in a random order.
If that creature is a Hound it enters the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters.
Rotagilla
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
Potty Training
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Child creature you control.
Buzz Lightyear
{3}
 
 C 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Demon Robot Toy
Flying
2/3
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Rule 63
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Birthday
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
White Aura
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is white in addition to it's other colors
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Rupee
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Doggo (common, foil)
Domo Dojo (rare)
Dog Whistle (uncommon)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
Potty Training (uncommon)
Buzz Lightyear (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Combo (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Birthday (common)
Coal Curd (common)
White Aura (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Rupee (token)