[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Lands you control are artifacts instead. They still have all mana abilities and follow other land rules (but cannot be targeted)
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains "Every 5 seconds, tap then untap this creature, put a Paranoia counter on it" and "Whenever this creature has 500 or more Paranoia counters on it, sacrifice it and destroy all other creatures" |
Until end of turn, spells cost
more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
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Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.0/2
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Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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You may pay an additional
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
When Junkrat enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature. If that creature dies this way, search your library for a Junk and put it on top of your library. 2/1
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Target creature loses Hungry
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Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G
Gain 8 life If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead |
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life -Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target |
Kicker
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn 1/1
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: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds |
Equip Human Female
Equipped Human Female has Hexproof |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability |
Antilandwalk
(rare)
Paranoia
(uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
(uncommon)
Absorption Sponge
(uncommon)
Meta
(common)
Quill
(common)
Louse
(common)
Junkrat
(common)
Feed
(common)
Life Up!
(common)
Rektfeaster
(common)
Kickboxer
(common)
Cheesecake
(common)
Silk Dress
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cookie
(token)


more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.
, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
when you cast this spell, if you do, it gains Deathtouch.
