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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gentrification
{2}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Spells cost {1} more to cast
Restricted Exploitation
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Yedi
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Yeti Jedi
Flash
When Yedi enters the battlefield exile target creature. Until end of turn, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast where X is the exiled creatures converted mana cost.
2/2
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Idiotproof
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted Artifact or Land has Idiotproof (Permanents with Idiotproof have protection from Idiots)
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Love Dove
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Monster
 T 
Token Creature – Monster
Deathtouch, Trample, Infect
8/8

Gentrification (rare)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Yedi (uncommon)
Couch Potato (common)
Idiotproof (common)
Domino (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Griefing (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Rose Water (common)
Wiggle (common)
Love Dove (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Monster (token)