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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
 
 R 
Instant
If an effect would cause you to discard this card, return it to your hand instead.
Big Boom Burn deals 5 damage to target player.
You lose the game at the end of this turn.
 U 
Enchantment
Any number of target colors are target colors of your choice
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

Temursaur (common, foil)
Big Boom Burn (rare)
Color is the New Color (uncommon)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Blackhole (uncommon)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Box (common)
Ebb (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Rose Water (common)
Stinkify (common)
Dullify (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Trinket (token)