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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Magic Bloodlust
{1}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Until end of turn, attacking creatures get +3/+0.
Druclarep
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druclarep
Vigilance
1/3
Laser Engravement
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Pooperbot
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
Volcano
 
 C 
Land
{t}: Add {r} or {g}, Volcano shocks you
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Bleck
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Dream
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Have a thought, if it was a good thought, gain 2 life, if it was a bad though, lose 2 life
{t}: Sacrifice Dream, draw a card for each 5 hours you slept last night

Magic Bloodlust (rare)
Druclarep (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Pooperbot (uncommon)
Volcano (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Thinker (common)
Bleck (common)
Dust (common)
Doggo (common)
Self Harm (common)
Doodle (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Dream (token)