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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Harpoon
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Pirate
Equipped Pirate has "{2}{t}: Destroy target Marine Animal creature"
Bane of Arthropods
{3}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Equipment
Enchanted Equipment is the Bane of Spiders and Trilobites
Snowfall
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall
Marathon
{4}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Shackles
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature is a Slave in addition to it's other types, and gains "{3}{t}: Draw a card"

You control equipped creature
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
{4}{0}{4}
 
 C 
Instant
Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Fisherman
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Harpoon (rare)
Bane of Arthropods (uncommon)
Snowfall (uncommon)
Marathon (uncommon)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Shackles (common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Lock (common)
Trade (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Fisherman (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)