[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
|
Haste, First Strike
2/2
|
Creatures with Vigilance get +1/+1.
Creatures with one or more +1/+1 counters on them have Vigilance. |
Destroy target creature
If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures |
Permanents are white in addition to their other colors and gain the Snow supertype
Whenever a red spell is cast, sacrifice Snowfall |
|
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
|
Bag of Cheetos is Orange
: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life |
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
|
: Create a Yarn token
![]() : Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield1/2
|
|
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card Enchanted creature gains Trample. |
Flying
: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn1/1
|
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1
|
![]() : Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today |
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has " : Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life" |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
|
: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and emptyI mean, it makes me feel a little better
|
Hyun Warrior
(common, foil)
Diligence
(rare)
Hallow Ween
(uncommon)
Snowfall
(uncommon)
Preferability
(uncommon)
Bag of Cheetos
(common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
(common)
Nitslave
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Gift of Growth
(common)
Air Elemelon
(common)
Glitterwing
(common)
Bear Paw
(common)
Sweet
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Grey GMO Goo
(token)







: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life