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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bottleflippin'
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
 
Hyperwing Vivoon
{2}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
{u}{g}{t}: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents
Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card
4/3
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Saddle Sores
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature with Horsemanship
Boneless Fish
{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
Flying, Defender
Agility was a new ability
1/3
Off-Brand Shrek
{6}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc
It's power and toughness is lopsided, it is filthily made in it's mana cost, and it is an Orc instead of an Ogre!

This common un-swag is lame!
5/8
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Gift of Power
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Power enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Deathtouch.
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Landlubber
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Druid
Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates
1/1
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Doze
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Joey
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Bottleflippin' (uncommon, foil)
Hyperwing Vivoon (rare)
Summertime (uncommon)
Saddle Sores (uncommon)
Boneless Fish (uncommon)
Off-Brand Shrek (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Gift of Power (common)
Mop (common)
Landlubber (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Doze (common)
Dullify (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Joey (token)