[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Emugel the Legume is the Bane of non-Evils
6/6
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Until end of turn, spells cost
more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
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Destroy target creature. It's owner draws a card.
"The closer to death I find myself, the closer I feel to the truth"
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Deathtouch
3/1
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
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Exile target creature
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Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype |
1/1
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Gold Bar is Gold
: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented |
: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token2/2
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All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
![]() : Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card 1/2
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Flying
2/2
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Haste
: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag2/1
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: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Gain 5 life for each 1000 calories you have eaten today |
Emugel the Legume
(mythic)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
(uncommon)
Insight from the Void
(uncommon)
Druccaol
(uncommon)
!
(common)
Banishment
(common)
Eat Cat
(common)
Vanilla Guy
(common)
Gold Bar
(common)
Farmer // Pharmacist
(common)
Nick Naomi
(common)
Wild Soul
(common)
Tagger
(common)
Gtazer
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Buffetdish
(token)



more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
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: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender