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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – God
Play Minecraft for X minutes: Cast X spells, they cannot be countered if X is greater than five
10/10
Boom
{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Shock any target
Explosion
{5}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Deal 20 damage to any target
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Bull's Feces
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
Iacian Brainiac
{w}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Braniac Citizen
3/3
Green Aura
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is green in addition to it's other colors
Love Dove
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Bozo
 T 
Token Creature – Human Drunk Clown
Whenever a Beer Token enters the battlefield under your control, Bozo gets +2/+2 until end of turn
5/5

Mick, Miner-Crafter Almighty (mythic)
Boom // Explosion (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
Flamingo (common)
Backpack (common)
Glue (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Iacian Brainiac (common)
Green Aura (common)
Love Dove (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bozo (token)