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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Miracle Myr
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact Creature – Myr
Whenever you add mana you gain 1 life
1/1
AK-47
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {3}
Equipped creature has +3/+0, First Strike, and Reach
Fortune Teller
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Shaman
{2}{t}: Choose a card, then reveal the top card of your library, if you revealed the chosen card, you may draw three cards
1/3
Rormeh, Lazy Alt
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Copy Pasta
 T 
Artifact – Food
{0}: Make a copy of Copy Pasta
{0}: Sacrifice Copy Pasta, gain 1 life
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Miracle Myr (rare)
AK-47 (uncommon)
Fortune Teller (uncommon)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
Skysheep (common)
Dragon Egg (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Root Shot (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Box (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
High Schooler (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Copy Pasta (token)