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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Crude Oil
{5}
 
 R 
Artifact
Tap seven untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Crude Oil: Add seven {b} and you gain seven {e}
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Basic Jedi
{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Jedi
Protection from Sith
{w/u}{t}: Target creature cannot attack or block until end of turn
1/2
Basic Sith
{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Sith
Protection from Jedi
{r/b}{t}: Target creature must attack this turn, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn
2/1
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
!
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking.
He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Impatience
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target red or black creature card in your hand gains Super haste
Basic Bacon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Basic Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Basic Bacon: Gain 100 life
Asterisk
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Rarity curve is hard
 
 C 
 
Just sayin'
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Crude Oil (rare)
aplsos (uncommon)
Basic Jedi // Basic Sith (uncommon)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Calculator (common)
Nightwatch (common)
! (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Impatience (common)
Basic Bacon (common)
Asterisk (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Rarity curve is hard (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
JRR (token)