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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Spirit
{4}{r}{r}{r}, Sacrifice Kaze, Death-Wish Kami: Conic X, where X is the number of creatures that attacked this turn. You may draw those many cards. When you do, discard those many cards.
2/1
 U 
Sorcery
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common, foil)
Kaze, Death-Wish Kami (rare)
Teddy-Bear Picnic (uncommon)
Pooperbot (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Shitpost (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Sword (common)
Tagger (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Sadness (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Rupee (token)