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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Green Beast deals combat damage to a player, put those many +1/+1 counters divided as you choose among creatures you control.
{4}{g}: Green Beast gets +5/+5 and gains Trample until end of turn.
3/3
 U 
Creature – Human Genius Astronaut
Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts)
Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control
2/2
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
{2}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two target Equipments
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Green Beast (rare)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Anvil (uncommon)
Water Bear (common)
Beggar (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Giegote (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
playable common removal (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Joey (token)