[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Target player is a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature with no abilities until end of turn
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Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
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(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.0/1
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Gotcha – Whenever an opponent is hypocritical, you may say Gotcha. If you do, choose one:
– Hypocritical Hippocricket drains 5 to any target – Hypocritical Hippocricket gets +5/+1 and gains your choice of Flying or Trample until end of turn. Whenever you are hypocritical or have a Gotcha ability activated against you, sacrifice Hypocritical Hippocricket. 1/5
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Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue" "Do we even want to play this game?" "I think it's like Golf." |
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
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Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn1/1
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Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling ( , Discard this card: Draw a card.) |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample. |
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Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
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When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive |
: Add , then you gain 1 life |
: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure2/3
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I am a stegosaurus
(rare)
Exterminate
(uncommon)
Cowwardingman
(uncommon)
Hypocritical Hippocricket
(uncommon)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE!
(common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Smoke
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Gtazer
(common)
Root Shot
(common)
Adipose
(common)
Illuminate the Heart
(common)
Tinsel
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Suicide Bomber
(token)



or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure