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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Tattoo Artist
{1}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Cleric
{1}{b}{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, that creature gains "at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tattoo emblem"
2/1
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity
{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Cartouche
When Polished Cartouche of Solidarity enters the battlefield create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with Vigilance
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains First Strike
Rormeh, Lazy Alt
{1}{r/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast Clone
Rormeh, Lazy Alt is always tapped
Wait 5 seconds: Eat a Food card, then, if you burped, you may gain 1 life
1/1
No Mad
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
As long as you control a Nomad, red spells cannot be cast
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Roodawlf
{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Elk Idiot
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Dungfeaster
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
IceCream
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten Sugar today. Put a Lick counter on IceCream
When IceCream has 5 or more Lick counters on it, sacrifice it

Tattoo Artist (rare)
Polished Cartouche of Solidarity (uncommon)
Rormeh, Lazy Alt (uncommon)
No Mad (uncommon)
Midas Touch (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Hummus (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Roodawlf (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
IceCream (token)