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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pollution
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters
Summertime
{3}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack, and black spells cant be cast
At the beginning of your Upkeep, put a Fun counter on Summertime
When there are 5 or more Fun counters on Summertime, sacrifice it, all players win the game
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Booster Shot
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Water Bottle Flip
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Apple Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All Artifacts gain "{t}: Google"
{2}{c}{c}: Gain 1 life for each Artifact that Googled this turn
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Riot
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Polar Bear
{1}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Pollution (rare)
Summertime (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Booster Shot (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Apple Logo (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Riot (common)
Merci (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Pill (token)