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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Uncurd the Anti-Curd
{100}{u}{u}{u}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Curdnt Bane
When Uncurd the Anti-Curd enters the battlefield, destroy each creature with power 0.01 or greater
Uncurd the Anti-Curd is the Bane of Curds
infinity/infinity
El Megataur
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Minotaur Lord
Haste
5/3
Riot Shield
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has "{2}: Prevent all damage target rioting creature would do this turn"
Curse Fluency
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Giegote
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Satyr
2/2
Leaping Potion
{1}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Mockingbyrd
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird Troll
Flying
{t}: Insult target opponent, if they look unhappy, Mockingbyrd shocks em
2/1
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Uncurd the Anti-Curd (mythic)
El Megataur (uncommon)
Riot Shield (uncommon)
Curse Fluency (uncommon)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Giegote (common)
Leaping Potion (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Mockingbyrd (common)
Sadness (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Yolk Folk (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Cake (token)