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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
 
Chastity
{w}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures cannot become tapped (if an effect would cause them to tap, it does not instead)
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
School
 
 U 
Land
School enters the battlefield tapped and does not untap until you control three or more Teacher creatures
{t}: Add {w}{w} to spend only on Students
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Dreadfish
{u/b}
 
 U 
Creature – Fish
{2}, Sacrifice Dreadfish: Target player discards their hand and you lose 5 life.
Ingesting it brings fear
1/1
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Enraging Dream
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Enraging Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Enraging Dream deals 5 damage to target creature or player
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cigar
 T 
Token Artifact
Cigar is Red, Black and Green
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigar, Pretend to smoke for 7.75 seconds: Put two -0/-1 counters on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If sixteen or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it has "{t}: This creature's controller gains CAD $999.99"

Com Mon (common, foil)
Chastity (rare)
Inactivity (uncommon)
School (uncommon)
Dreadfish (uncommon)
Sword (common)
Dullify (common)
Egg (common)
Enraging Dream (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Meow (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
GamBling (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cigar (token)