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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Wall
Defender
All spells and abilities target Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? instead.
Whenever Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {2}. When you do, counter that effect.
0/4
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
 U 
Artifact
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Burger King within the borders of the USA
{t}: Create a Burger token
Hungry Jacks
 
 U 
Land
Cast this end if you play Hungry Jacks within the borders of Australia
{t}: Create a Burger token
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
1/1
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
 C 
Creature – Fish
When Bitswirl enters the battlefield, draw a card.
A tiny microorganism became the first fish
0/1
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Blue Wall of Wonder what this does? (rare)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Burger King // Hungry Jacks (uncommon)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Sett's Skeleton (common)
Cuddle (common)
Bitswirl (common)
Lock (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Water Bear (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Firearm (token)