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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Dullify
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Dull until end of turn
 
XMas Shopping
{6}{w}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Search your library for X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control
Headsplitter Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Skeleton
When Headsplitter Skeleton enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Zombie.
3/3
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Marathon
{4}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Goodies
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
NERF Gun
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach

When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling
Flooper's Pig
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
Floop: Add {g}
1/1
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Dullify (common, foil)
XMas Shopping (rare)
Headsplitter Skeleton (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Marathon (uncommon)
Gtazer (common)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Miracle (common)
Goodies (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Special K (common)
NERF Gun (common)
Flooper's Pig (common)
Crab (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)