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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
That Guy who Knows Every Card
😨
 
 R 
Creature – Nerd Lord
When That Guy who Knows Every Card enters the battlefield, other Nerds become astonished until end of turn
69/69
Laser Engravement
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Good Read (RTFC)
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Calculator
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Zombee
{b}{y}
 
 C 
Creature – Zombie Insect
Flying
2/1
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Bubble
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Flying
{1}: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

That Guy who Knows Every Card (rare)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Cuddle (common)
Good Read (RTFC) (common)
Web (common)
Calculator (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Zombee (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Bubble (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Firearm (token)