[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Secret Tunnels R Land : Add , : Untap target Rogue you control. It gets +X/+0 and cannot be blocked this turn unless defending player pays . Activate this ability only during combat.	Inactivity U Enchantment – Urge : Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn : Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D: please dont forget meeeee	Dog Fart U Tribal Instant – Hound Up to X Hounds become Smelly until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods put in your graveyard this turn Cat Puke U Tribal Instant – Cat Aftermath Target artifact gets a poison counter unless it's controller pays	Noogie U Instant – Urge Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
Mad Nomad C Creature – Nomad : Ping any target 2/2	Hedgehog C Creature – Plant Boar : Tap or untap another target plant 1/1	Lucky Penny C Artifact – Coin : Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny , Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add	Amooza! C Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Asterisk C Instant Cast Asterisk only when opponent swears Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card	Leaping Potion C Artifact , Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 (: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.	Celery Cerberus C Creature – Plant Hound Trample, Haste 4/4	Spinal Shivers C Instant As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control Destroy target vertebrate
Red Bandana C Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Shell Armor C Artifact – Equipment Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Beer T Token Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life