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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Greed Assassin
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Naga Assassin
Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards.
– Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.
2/4
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Durian a la Monkeybrains
{g}{b}{u}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
{0}: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
Smelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
Cliffatog
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Haste
At the end of each turn, sacrifice a Mountain. If you don't, sacrifice Cliffatog.
4/1
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
You better damn read these cards
 
 C 
 
do it!!!
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Fyrefoxx
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
Censor Bar
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
Raw Egg
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
Randomize
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target card becomes another random card until end of turn
Scandinavian Dog
{w/g}{s}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Lizard Wizard
 T 
Token Creature – Lizard Wizard
1/1

Greed Assassin (rare)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains (uncommon)
Cliffatog (uncommon)
Domodino (common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Rektum (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Randomize (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Mop (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Lizard Wizard (token)