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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Patience
{w}{u}
 
 R 
Legendary Enchantment
Noncreature spells cost {1} more.
Wimpy Oil
{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Aquatog
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Defender
Sacrifice an Island: +0/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
0/2
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Bad Yh
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
On A Stick
{2}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a food equipment in addition to it's other types and gains Equip Fatso {2}
Sacrifice Suffixed permanent: put two +0/+1 counters on Equipped Fatso, activate this ability only if Suffixed permanent is equipped to a Fatso
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Strawberry Cheesecake
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Strawberry Cheesecake, gain 5 life, activate this ability only if you have lost more than $99.99 CAD this turn
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Barf
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Patience (rare)
Wimpy Oil (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Aquatog (uncommon)
Hamboi (common)
Temursaur (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Smoke (common)
Cancelled! (common)
On A Stick (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Strawberry Cheesecake (common)
Soot (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Barf (token)