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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cross the River
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move target creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield, activate this ability only if that creature would cross an Island
 
Aquapus
{5}{u}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Octopus
Trample, Reach
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
8/8
Speed Demon
{1}{r}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Ramen
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Slithering Ekam
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Snake
3/3
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Cross the River (uncommon, foil)
Aquapus (rare)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Keg (common)
Ramen (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Slithering Ekam (common)
Noob (common)
Hellcat (common)
Yutt (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cigarette (token)