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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Froggychum, after making a card-dump
{15}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
 
Domino Art
{2}{u}{u}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
Whenever a Domino you control becomes tapped, gain 5 life
Janitor
{1}{b/g}{w/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
Stone of be careful what you wish for...
{5}
 
 U 
Artifact
Stone of be careful what you wish for... enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add any amount of mana of any color(s), you lose that much life. This damage can not be prevented or redirected.
Rotagilla
{1}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Rotagilla
Rotagilla is the Bane of Green things
3/3
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Weeb
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
{6}{t}: You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand
1/1
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common, foil)
Domino Art (rare)
Janitor (uncommon)
Stone of be careful what you wish for... (uncommon)
Rotagilla (uncommon)
Wall Nut (common)
Bandage (common)
Weeb (common)
Tweet (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Doodle (common)
Adipose (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
NeverWet (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Junk (token)