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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
PVP Format
{1}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{b/r}: Target player fights another target player, any player may activate this ability, whoever wins may draw a card
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Drucaquerunami
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Drucaquerunami
Islandwalk
Lands are Islands
Drucaquerunami gets +1/+1 for each Island
1/1
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Blue Aura
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is blue in addition to it's other colors
Amooza!
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
Hamboi
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamboi, create two Beef Jerky tokens
1/1
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Doggo
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Doggo transforms from Pupper)
When Doggo enters the battlefield, it has your choice of Haste or Trample until end of turn
Tap another Human you control: Transform Doggo
(Doggo transforms into Old Friend)
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Trinket
 T 
Legendary Token Creature – Bear
Trample, Indestructible
4/3

PVP Format (rare)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Drucaquerunami (uncommon)
Fidget Spinner (common)
Tagger (common)
Watermelon (common)
Blue Aura (common)
Amooza! (common)
Hamboi (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Stoner (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Doggo (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Trinket (token)