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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – Engine
Steam Engine is Historic
{e}{u}{u}{u}{t}: Add {w}{w}{w}{w}
 U 
Enchantment
At any time you may switch a card you control with a card you don't, if you are caught, sacrifice Switcharoo Game and lose 5 life
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
It looks and tastes like puke
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
 C 
Artifact Creature – Domo
When Domodomino dies destroy each other Domo
99/99
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo
Jump Boost 5, Storage 2
4/2

Steam Engine (rare)
Switcharoo Game (uncommon)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Tuna Sammich (uncommon)
Thinker (common)
Sunset (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
Feed (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Domodomino (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Bear Feet (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Kangaroo (token)