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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Bear Lord
{w/g}: Gain 8 life if you control a Food
The cruel dictator of the Farms in the Middle Ages
3/5
Back to Black
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Each creature that has ever been Black but is currently not, becomes exclusively Black until end of turn
Druccaol
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druccaol
Deathtouch
3/1
Make you easier to kill
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Switch target creature's power and toughness. Activate this ability only if that creature's toughness is greater than it's power. Make you easier to kill deals X damage to that creature. It must attack next turn.
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much
{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
Yarn Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
Hypocrite
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Donkey
You may activate Gotcha abilities on yourself, though only once per turn
2/2
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Manasucker
{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{r/g}: Remove {r} or {g} from your mana pool, Manasucker gets +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Kewl
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bacon
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life

Winnie the Pooh, Honey Taxmaster (rare)
Back to Black (uncommon)
Druccaol (uncommon)
Make you easier to kill (uncommon)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Hypocrite (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Manasucker (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Bork (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bacon (token)