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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 U 
Creature – Mathematician
{π}{t}: Scry X then draw a πth of X cards, where X is your favorite number
1/3
 
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Mardu
 U 
Sorcery
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
 U 
Creature – Shark
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
5/4
 U 
Instant
Flip three water bottles, for each success, draw a card
If you cap flip thrice, draw ten cards
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
 C 
Artifact – Block
(Sand Block can be Smelted)
{e}, {t}: Drop Sand Block from a height of at least one foot. Then, attach it to all creatures it touches.
Every 0.5 seconds, this Block deals 0.5 damage to all creatures it is attached to.
Glass Block
 
 C 
Artifact – Block
{t}, Sacrifice Glass Block: It deals 6 damage to target player, and they get a Poison counter
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Boar {1}
Equipped Boar has "{t}: Add one mana of any color"
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Create something
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yh
Deathtouch
Evil and Evils get -1/-1
The offspring of the Vils, the Yhs killed their fathers and yearn to be the Worstestest
1/1
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Artifact – Food
{b}: Destroy Organ, gain 5 life, give Organ's controller $20.00 CAD, only opponents may activate this ability

Mathematician (uncommon, foil)
Mardurize (rare)
Teddy-Bear Picnic (uncommon)
Hammerhead Shark (uncommon)
Bottleflippin' (uncommon)
Doze (common)
Sand Block (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Boar Ring (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Create (common)
Comment dump (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Bad Yh (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Organ (token)