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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
 
Zinkerdan the Tinkerman
{c}{c}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Tinkerman
Whenever another artifact creature enters the battlefield under your control or is crewed, you may return target artifact card that was put it into the graveyard this turn, from there, into your hand.
1/1
Patient #119870
{c}{c}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – ???
{w}: We
{u}: Can
{b}: Save
{r}: Your
{g}: Soul
Patient #119870 has been showing signs of [AWAKENING], administer [GOODNIGHT]
2/2
Appoholism
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
{u}: Download an App on a mobile electronic device, draw a card
{u}{u}{u}: Uninstall five Apps on a mobile electronic device, draw seven cards, and exile Appoholism
Rewarding Award
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Award
Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive

Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it

At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared
Cereal
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cereal, target Fatso has +1/+1, and is unblockable until end of turn
Muffin
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Muffin, target Fatso has +1/+0, and has Haste until end of turn
Dull Dagger
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Domodino
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
Fly Swatter
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Yes
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Target spell resolves
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Itchy Clothing Tag (common, foil)
Zinkerdan the Tinkerman (rare)
Patient #119870 (uncommon)
Appoholism (uncommon)
Rewarding Award (uncommon)
Cereal // Muffin (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Domodino (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Bugbear (common)
Enslave (common)
Yes (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Respawn (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Foodevil (token)