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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves
{w}{u}
 
 M 
Sorcery – Finisher
Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time.

You lose the game at the end of this turn.
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Changeling Propagandist
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
When Changeling Propagandist enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{u}, {t}: You gain control of target creature of the chosen type for as long as you control Changeling Propagandist.
1/3
Spilled Milk...
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Spill a whole carton or bag of milk, cry for 10 minutes, take a time out, then apologize to everyone who watched you cry and spill the milk, then learn a lesson not to do what Magic cards tell you to do
Illuminate the Soul
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target black permanent or counter target black spell.
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Witch's Oven
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
Cook PoisonVial – {1}{b} ({1}{b}: Create a PoisonVial token)
{t}, Sacrifice a creature inhabiting Witch's Oven: You gain 6 life.
Noob
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Special K
KA
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
K may be payed with {1}, then copying a spell or ability

{t}: Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Baby
 T 
Token Creature – Child
{t}: Cry, Baby has +0/+1 until end of turn
0/1

Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves (mythic)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Changeling Propagandist (uncommon)
Spilled Milk... (uncommon)
Illuminate the Soul (common)
Com Mon (common)
Feed (common)
Witch's Oven (common)
Noob (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Special K (common)
Growth (common)
Computer (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Baby (token)