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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Ender Pearl: Move target creature to another position on the battlefield and shock it
 
 R 
Plane – Randomania
Astronauts get +2/+2 and gain Planeswalk
Whenever you roll {chaos} create a 2/2 Astronaut creature token
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
 C 
Creature – Domo Dinosaur
Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/5
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
 C 
Sorcery
Target creature becomes a Human in addition to it's other types.
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens
Equip {0}
Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art
 C 
Creature – Frog
Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island
1/2
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Ender Pearl (common, foil)
Mars (rare)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Domodino (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Humanize (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Water Bear (common)
Barrel (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Deer (token)