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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1
 
 R 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
{u}{g}{t}: Tap or untap up to two other target permanents
Whenever Hyperwing Vivoon becomes tapped, you may draw a card
4/3
 U 
Instant
All creatures you control gain Indestructible until end of turn
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druclarep
Vigilance
1/3
 U 
Creature – Tnaig Mutant
When Two-Headed Tnaig enters the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of it, the combine them
0.5/0.5
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u}{t}, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay CAD$0.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in Canada and control three or more Snow Lands
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$999.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature and control three or more white, red and blue permanents
{t}, Sacrifice Prescription, Pay USD$99.99: Create a colorless Pill artifact token, activate this ability only if you live in The United States of America, control an Eagle creature, control three or more white, red and blue permanents, control a Legendary President creature named Barack Obama and control a permanent named Obama Care

In a Jar (common, foil)
Hyperwing Vivoon (rare)
Night in the Fort (uncommon)
Druclarep (uncommon)
Two-Headed Tnaig (uncommon)
Clown Clone (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Dank memes (common)
Pylon (common)
Mint (common)
Bedtime (common)
White Cloth (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Prescription (token)