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Slithering Ekam    C  Creature – Snake 3/3	Alphabeticality    R  Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep choose a letter All creatures with any of the chosen letters in their name have +1/+1 for each chosen letter in their name, and each time each chosen letter appears chosen words are C and M ie Lazydog McFoxjumper has +3+3	Jinjurrbred Haus    U  Artifact – Food Structure Child and Wizard Habitat , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.	Gambling on Lives    U  Enchantment Whenever a creature is killed, the player that killed it obtains all the money on it
Littering Fiend    U  Creature – Devil When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield. 2/1	Print    C  Instant Create a Book token Imprint    C  Instant Imprint	Air Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental Flying : Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn 1/1	Silk Web    C  Artifact – Structure Spider Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 and gain lifelink. : Freeze target Insect. : Destroys all Insects. You gain 2 life for each creature that dies this way.
Ice Scream    C  Instant Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token	Illuminate the Appetite    C  Instant Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature	Nemcatcher's Net    C  Artifact Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped , , Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.	Hellcat    C  Creature – Cat Haste Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you. 3/1
Funny Dirb    C  Creature – Dirb Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.) 1/1	Pine Tree    C  Artifact – Structure Squirrel Habitat , : Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn. , , Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender.	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Blue Jellyfish Jam  T  Token Artifact – Food Delectable Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Slithering Ekam (common, foil)
Alphabeticality (rare)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Gambling on Lives (uncommon)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Print // Imprint (common)
Air Elemelon (common)
Silk Web (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Hellcat (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Pine Tree (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)