[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

White Beast    R  Creature – Beast Whenever White Beast deals combat damage to a player, you gain that much life. : White Beast gets +1/+1 until end of turn. 3/3	Cookie Cookery    U  Artifact – Structure Chef Habitat Cook Cookie – (: Create a Cookie token)	Fartnite    U  Enchantment Cast Fartnite only during night, and only after a player farts That player must constantly fart for the remainder of the night, if they stop, you may do anything to them, "legally"	Falter of Fate    U  Sorcery Choose one: – Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library – Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
Raisinshot    C  Instant As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a or Raisinshot pings any target Storm	French Fry    C  Artifact – Food You can have any number of French Fry in your deck : Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control	Catfish    C  Creature – Cat Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/1	Rule 63    C  Creature – Embodiement Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type 6/3
Alphabet Soup    C  Artifact – Food : Add or and gain 2 life Whenever Alphabet Soup becomes tapped, choose a letter At the end of each turn, if you control a permanent with all the chosen letters in it's name, draw seven cards and gain 7 life. If not, sacrifice Alphabet Soup, discard seven cards and lose 7 life	Passionate Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn Haste Life is too short to not have fun 2/1	Cringe    C  Enchantment Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it	Yarn Golem    C  Creature – Golem : Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token 3/3
Dehumanize    C  Instant Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn	Domodino    C  Creature – Domo Dinosaur Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/5	Ten Year Old Funnyboi    B  Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child : Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn "RANDOM = FUNNY" says He 0/1	Bruce Willis  T  Token Creature – Human Swaglord 8/8

White Beast (rare)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Fartnite (uncommon)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Raisinshot (common)
French Fry (common)
Catfish (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Alphabet Soup (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Cringe (common)
Yarn Golem (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Domodino (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Bruce Willis (token)