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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted players upkeep, they lose 1 life for each player that controls a Swamp
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a Structure is destroyed, you may pay {2} to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield under your control, if you do, draw a card
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, pray, if you feel good, gain 1 life
 U 
Artifact
White Human and blue Human Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature
Equipped creature has "{1}{t}: Destroy target insect with Flying"
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
 C 
Enchantment
All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Swampburn (rare)
Salvagery (uncommon)
Creationism (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
High Schooler (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Fly Swatter (common)
Melon (common)
Tardiness (common)
Box (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)