[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Tap an untapped nontoken Lizard you control: Create a 1/1 green Lizard creature token.
Tap seven untapped nontoken Lizards you control: Creatures get -1/-1 this turn for each Swamp you control. |
Equip Female Wizard
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Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying |
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
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Destroy up to three target teachers
I accidentally said Orgasm instead of Organism in science in front of forty 13 year olds, my life is over.
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![]() , Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
Flying
1/2
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Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting
: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated
When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime |
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Destroy target land or creature
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: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life |
Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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Split Second
Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life |
: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk |
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has " : Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure2/3
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Church of JRR
(rare)
Witch's Broom
(uncommon)
Teddy-Bear Picnic
(uncommon)
Teacher Troubles
(uncommon)
Mint
(common)
Spank
(common)
Shimmering Soul
(common)
Bedtime
(common)
Pinkhole
(common)
Canned Spam
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Zoom
(common)
Adam's Apple
(common)
Tutu
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Suicide Bomber
(token)






, Sacrifice Mint: Remove all -1/-1 counters from target creature

: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated