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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Thief
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
 
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker
{2}{w}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Faerie
Flying, Hexproof

{t}: Tap two Humans you control, gain life equal to their CMCs, then create a Baby token
Blessed by the Queen of Hearts in the year -69 BC
2/2
Hungry Hungry Hippo
{3}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Hippo
Hungry 5 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put five +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
{1}{b/g}: Hungry Hungry Hippo gains landwalk this turn.
The best card in Perdonia and Templecrash.
5/5
Can I Axe you a Question?
{6}
 
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
Organize
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Move any number of creatures anywhere
Draw three cards
Backwoodsman
{3}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Forest Human Farmer
Backwoodsman gets +3/+3 as long as you control a Forest, if that Forest is your southernmost Land, Backwoodsman gets an additional +2/+2
2/2
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Sunset
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Nighttime.
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Old Friend
{1}{w}{w}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
(Old Friend transforms from Doggo)
When Old Friend enters the battlefield, all Humans you control have +2/+2 until end of turn
Our days have passed my friend, they were the best I ever had
2/3
Midget
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0.5/0.5
Boned Fish
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
Griefing
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Thief (common, foil)
Cupid, Faerie Matchmaker (rare)
Hungry Hungry Hippo (uncommon)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Organize (uncommon)
Backwoodsman (common)
Bear Paw (common)
Sunset (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Old Friend (common)
Midget (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Griefing (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Gift (token)