[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip
Equipped creature has Landwalk |
Royal, Unblockable.
![]() ![]() : Eldrago gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total power of Dragons you control.
, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game.0/7
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All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a cardSmelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
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Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe 3/2
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You may have any number of cards named Dragonballer in your deck
: Combine Dragonballer with another card named Dragonballer, put a Fusion counter on Dragonballer
When there are 9001 or more Fusion counters on Dragonballer you win the game and all opponents binge watch each episode of target Anime |
2/2
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Haste
![]() : Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man2/1
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Squirrel Habitat
![]() , : Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
![]() , , Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender. |
You can have any number of French Fry in your deck
: Sacrifice French Fry and all cards with the same name, gain X life where X is the number of cards named French Fry you control, do this once for each card named French Fry you control |
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add
.)2/3
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Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has " : Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life." |
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Target artifact or creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors until end of turn. Tap that artifact or creature, if an artifact is tapped this way, it does not untap during it's controllers next untap step
Draw a card |
Equip Rat
Equipped Rat has " : Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined" |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today |
Shoe of Nigel
(common, foil)
Eldrago
(mythic)
Durian a la Monkeybrains
(uncommon)
Wimpy Oil
(uncommon)
Ken Toe
(uncommon)
Dragonballer
(common)
Yutt
(common)
Jinjurrbred Man
(common)
Pine Tree
(common)
French Fry
(common)
Fat Ass (the Second)
(common)
Tutu
(common)
Wetten
(common)
Gucci Wool Hat
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cake
(token)


, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game.
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card

