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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
EMBKnight
{1}{w}
 
 R 
Creature – Knight
First Strike
When EMBKnight enters the battlefield, you may pay {3}{w}{w}. If you do, you gain 10 life.
2/2
Jumble
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
Furnace Block
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Block
Smelting 1 – {2}{r} ({2}{r}, {t}: one target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Exterminate
{b}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Gucci Wool Hat
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Incense
{1}
 
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{1}{t}: Target card is Smelly for the next three turns, if this is the third time you've activated this ability, sacrifice Incense and lose 1 life
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Celery Cerberus
{b}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Hound
Trample, Haste
4/4
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Bread
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

EMBKnight (rare)
Jumble (uncommon)
Furnace Block (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
African Child (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Meow (common)
Bumfart (common)
Incense (common)
Nitslave (common)
Celery Cerberus (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Bread (token)