[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() : Ragemancer deals 1 damage to target creature. If it survives, put a +1/+1 counter on it.4/3
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Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
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Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
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Transform target Structure
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Enchant white or blue creature
Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench |
: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo) 1/1
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Flying, Lifelink
1/1
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As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life. |
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control |
Equip Cleric or Worker
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs. |
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Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
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When Rosegold Curd dies add
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
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Ragemancer
(rare)
Golden Golem
(uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
(uncommon)
Home Makeover
(uncommon)
Jury Duty
(common)
Pupper
(common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
(common)
Horrific Dream
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Hummus
(common)
Wedding Ring
(common)
Broom
(common)
Fluke
(common)
Rosegold Curd
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Subscriber
(token)





: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
