[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Target Thot forces you to Scry 1 then lose 999 life
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Whenever a creature is dealt damage, put a Hit counter on it.
, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.2/2
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Drunk Habitat
: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay ![]() . If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. |
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated. |
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Equip Cleric or Worker
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent . |
Flamingo is pink
Flying 1/1
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When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 2/1
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Create a 1/1 LmaoAlien token with Hexproof
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You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
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Put an Infect counter on target player
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When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD |
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it 2.13/2.13
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Defender
3/2
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Whenever Roodawlf attacks, sacrifice him unless you say "Hurr durr i has a tomato nose hurr durr" in an annoying voice
A retarded deer who was abandoned in the cold, Santa Claus rescued him and gave him an internship as the sleigh's fumesucker. He is given nothing but healthcare to treat his stupidity
1/1
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability |
Thot's Thoughts
(mythic)
Yando'Mhit
(uncommon)
Gee's Pub
(uncommon)
Respect the Dead
(uncommon)
Mop
(common)
Flamingo
(common)
RnM Fanboi
(common)
Lmao
(common)
Jab
(common)
Bumfart
(common)
Hummus
(common)
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
(common)
Knight of the Fort
(common)
Roodawlf
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Cookie
(token)


, Remove all Hit counters from target damaged creature: Yando'Mhit deals 3 damage to it for each Hit counter on it. It's controller discards a card for each counter and you Scry X, where X is the number of counters.
: Create a Beer token.

. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.

