[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Banding with Nomads
Nomads you control have +1/+2 and First Strike Sacrifice Far-Trek Explorer: You may search your library for an Expedition and put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library 2/3
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Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead
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![]() : Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
![]() : Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
![]() : Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
![]() ![]() ![]() : Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.1/3
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Habitat
: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game. |
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Enchant Stinky Smelly creature
At the beginning of enchanted Stinky Smelly creature's controllers upkeep, that player puts an additional Stink counter on it Enchanted Stinky Smelly creature has Protection from Females |
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
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3/3
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Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one: -Physically harm opponent -Draw a card |
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Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+0 and Reach When equipped creature deals lethal damage to a source, give it a timeout and 5 years of counselling |
This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip
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, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card1/1
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Haste. |
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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
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Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life |
Far-Trek Explorer
(mythic)
Gem of Rekt
(uncommon)
The Boss Baby
(uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc
(uncommon)
Rancid
(common)
Skysheep
(common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton
(common)
Censor Bar
(common)
NERF Gun
(common)
New Year of Cards
(common)
Louse
(common)
Gift of Passion
(common)
Spawnkill
(common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Beer
(token)





: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.
