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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Captain America
{1}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Elder Soldier
Captain America is Jeskai
Vigilance
Whenever Captain America blocks a creature, gain 1 life for each other Human you control
{t}: Other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn
3/3
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Dull Dagger
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {1}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
No
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell that would win opponent the game
You may play No from your graveyard, library, hand, or exile
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Wild Soul
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
2/2
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Fidget Spinner
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Spin Fidget Spinner, if it spins more than 720 degrees and doesn't fall or touch any other cards, add two mana of any two colors
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Wiggle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Move target creature
Draw a card
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Captain America (rare)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Dull Dagger (common)
Hex (common)
No (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Wild Soul (common)
Temursaur (common)
Fidget Spinner (common)
E-Man (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Wiggle (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)