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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Instant – Clanwash
Target creature becomes Abzan
 U 
Instant
Counter target spell unless it's controller pays {x}, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.
{w/b}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All Beasts have Infect
 U 
Sorcery
Search your library for a card named Despair Abandon and put it onto the battlefield. Then, shuffle.
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
 C 
Instant – Urge
Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
 C 
Instant
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
– Target creature gains Lure this turn.
– Target creature gains Indestructible this turn.
Entwine {1} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Abzanize (rare)
Flow Jammer (uncommon)
Rabies (uncommon)
Whispering Winds (uncommon)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Web (common)
Dank memes (common)
Turbulence (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
a card frfr? (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Rupee (token)