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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Storm of the Wrath God
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Instant
Storm of the Wrath God deals 3 damage to any target. Repeat this effect for each creature that died this turn.
The Paladins of Light were joyous when they won the war against the Marauders of Carnage. Then, they saw the storm clouds on the horizon.
Traffic Jam
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Traffic Jam: You gain X life, where X is the number of Vehicles you control.
No Backsies
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Silly Enchantment
Player that make players gain control of any number of things they do not own cannot regain control of those things.
A neat ability 1
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, A neat ability 1 deals 1 damage to it's controller. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
Charcoal
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life
Yutt
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Yutt
2/2
Spinal Shivers
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Spinal Shivers, tap a Skeleton you control
Destroy target vertebrate
Soul Ak
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
Temursaur
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Nemcatcher's Net
{11}
 
 C 
Artifact
Nemcatcher's Net enters the battlefield tapped
{11}, {t}, Sacrifice Nemcatcher's Net: Target Faerie you don't own or control gets +3/+3 and it's owner gains 45 life. It deals damage equal to it's power to you, twice.
Feminazi
{s}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil
Haste, Trample, Vigilance
5/1
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Storm of the Wrath God (rare)
Traffic Jam (uncommon)
No Backsies (uncommon)
A neat ability 1 (uncommon)
Charcoal (common)
Yutt (common)
Spinal Shivers (common)
Soul Ak (common)
Temursaur (common)
Vivoon (common)
Nemcatcher's Net (common)
Feminazi (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Balloon (token)