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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Urbanization
{5}{w}{u}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Urbanization enters the battlefield all permanents target player controls must be put together, touching

Whenever any permanent stops touching another permanent, exile it and all permanents touching it, then draw a card
Cinammon Challenge
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Instant – Challenge
Target player does The Cinammon Challenge (they fill a tablespoon with Cinammon, and swallow it)
Talk Show
{4}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
Fired!breathing
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains "{t}: Destroy target Worker"
Water Bottle of Fliptude
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Sweet
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is white, may not attack or block, is an Angel in addition to it's other types, and has "{t}: Eat something with sugar, gain 1 life"
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Jinjurrbred Man
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Domino
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Domino
{t}: Tap another Domino
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r}: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{y}: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
{g}{g}{g}: Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Monsterella
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Urbanization (rare)
Cinammon Challenge (uncommon)
Talk Show (uncommon)
Fired!breathing (uncommon)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Brain (common)
Sweet (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Keg (common)
Domino (common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Monsterella (token)