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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gym Teacher
{1}{r}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Evil Teacher
Trample, Menace, Intimidate, Haste, Deathtouch
Students you control with power or toughness 2 or less get -2/-2 and Students you control with power or toughness 4 or more get +4/+4
7/5
Kicker's Box
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Kicker's Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Kicker's Box for at least one turn.)
Cards that have been stored on Kicker's Box have "Kicker {2}" and "When this object's effects resolves, if it was kicked, draw a card"
Avatar of Orzhov
{3}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Avatar
Trample
When Avatar of Orzhov enters the battlefield, target players life total becomes equal to half their starting life total.
5/5
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Fork (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Tap target Food you control, gain 2 life or draw a card
{r}{r}{r}{t}: Eat some Food an opponent controls, if they don't get you back until end of turn, draw a card at your end step
Nick Naomi
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Clone
All spells and abilities that target creature's you control, target Nick Naomi instead
{1}{u}: Change Nick Naomi's name
Whenever an opponent mispronounces Nick Naomi's name, you may counter target spell, if you do, draw a card
1/2
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Bull's Eye
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is the target of all spells and abilities
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Self Harm
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, draw a card
Gucci Ganger
{1}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Rogue
Gucci Ganger is Purple

{u/r}{t}: You may play an equipments from your hand with converted mana cost 2 or less onto the battlefield
Web
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact
Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control
Spider habitat
{2}{g}: Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Gym Teacher (rare)
Kicker's Box (uncommon)
Avatar of Orzhov (uncommon)
Preferability (uncommon)
Fork (The Utility) (common)
Nick Naomi (common)
Miracle (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
E-Man (common)
Bull's Eye (common)
Red Aura (common)
Self Harm (common)
Gucci Ganger (common)
Web (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigarette (token)