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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Goliath Barbarian
Haste, Trample, Indestructible, Protection from blue
You may exert Grog Strongjaw as it attacks. If you do, it gets +3/+3 this turn.
5/5
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
 U 
Creature – Elf
{t}: Add {g} and you gain 2 life.
3/4
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Rat {2}

Equipped Rat has "{r}: Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
 C 
Sorcery
Target player discards a card. If you targeted yourself with this spell, you may draw a card.
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Adam's Apple, gain 2 life, gain 5 life instead if you control a permanent named Adam of the Biblefolk
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice one third of Bug Spray: Target creature gains Protection from Insects until end of turn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Pokemon Ak Spirit
Vigilance
1/2
 C 
Creature – Deer
1/2
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {5}
Equipped creature has +18/+0 and has Hexproof
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
 T 
Token Enchantment Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Idea: Put a card you created into play.

Grog Strongjaw (mythic)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
all around good green boy (uncommon)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Beggar (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
A neat ability 2 (common)
Adam's Apple (common)
Crackhead (common)
Bug Spray (common)
Soul Ak (common)
elp-Mart (common)
Flute (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Idea (token)