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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Donald Trump
{4}{w}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – President
When Donald Trump enters the battlefield destroy all Mexicans
Whenever Donald Trump attacks, create a 3/3 Wall creature token with Defender and Hexproof
The 45th president of America
5/5
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Heartbreak
{1}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Heartbreak deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature became unpaired this turn, it is dealt 20 damage instead.
Norsery
{w}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Child Habitat
{w}: Put a Healing counter on target creature.
{b}: Put a Cruelty counter on target creature.
{r}: Put a Barbaric counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature inhabiting this structure is removed from it, you gain 8 life for each Healing counter on it, target player loses 6 life for each Cruelty counter on it, and Norsery deals 4 damage to any target for each Barbaric counter on it.
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
NeverWet
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target thing becomes Hydrophobic until end of turn
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain $2500.00 for each YouTuber you control
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Finger Gun
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach
pew pew
Fire Elemelon
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Haste, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
2/1
Sword with Daddy Issues
{1}{b}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Unequip {4}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike
Box
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed.
{2}: Choose a card on Box and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Box for at least one turn.)
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Deer
 T 
Token Creature – Deer
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
1/1

Donald Trump (rare)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Heartbreak (uncommon)
Norsery (uncommon)
Stack Clog (common)
NeverWet (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Fluke (common)
Tint (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Finger Gun (common)
Fire Elemelon (common)
Sword with Daddy Issues (common)
Box (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Deer (token)