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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Spongebob Squarepants
{w}{u}{r}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Sponge
Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow
{4}: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants
1/infinity
Psychotic Arsonist
{3}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Pyromancer
When Psychotic Arsonist enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or player
Madness {2}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
2/2
Pro
{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Internetian
Haste, Prowess
3/3
Pog Collection
{6}
 
 U 
Enchantment Creature
Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
*/*
A La Mode
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Suffix
Suffixed permanent is a white Food in addition to it's other colors and types. It has "{t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 1 life, you gain 2 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn"
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
7/11
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact
{2}: Create a grey Food artifact token with "{t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 1 life. Then, feel sad and empty"
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Spam
 T 
Token Creature – Spam
{t}: Sacrifice Spam, gain 1 life

Spongebob Squarepants (mythic)
Psychotic Arsonist (uncommon)
Pro (uncommon)
Pog Collection (uncommon)
A La Mode (common)
Fatboi (common)
African Child (common)
Louse (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Keg (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
7/11 (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Spam (token)