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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Flavorful
A
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
 
Michael Jackson
{4}{w}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Human Dancer
{3}{u}, {t}: Move Michael Jackson. When you do, untap all creatures you control.
When Michael Jackson enters the battlefield, you gain 100 life.
When Michael Jackson dies, you lose 100 life.
2/3
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly)
{x}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) deals X damage to target creature. If a blue creature is targeted this way, it's controller discards a card at random from their hand.
Detention
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Detain up to four target Child creatures
Royal Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
Royal (Royal Zombie is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
{3}{b}, Tap all other untapped Zombies you control, {t}: Add an amount of {b} equal to the number of creatures tapped this way. This mana does not empty as steps and phases end.
2/2
You are a good person
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
You lose the game
Always putting other people ahead of yourself, you are loved
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Volatile Hitmyran
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Hitmyran
{3}{r}: +2/+0 until end of turn
3/2
Pinecone
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Black Widow
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Spider
Deathtouch, Infect
{b}{b}: Black Widow breeds with another creature, Black Widow destroy's that creature at the end of the turn, then create a PoisonVial token
2/1
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cigarette
 T 
Token Artifact
Smoke – {t}, Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Flavorful (common, foil)
Michael Jackson (mythic)
Illuminate the Heart (redone srsly) (uncommon)
Detention (uncommon)
Royal Zombie (uncommon)
You are a good person (common)
Algae (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Token Black (common)
Volatile Hitmyran (common)
Pinecone (common)
Boost (common)
Black Widow (common)
Pylon (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigarette (token)