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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hydrophobe
{r}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Weird
Haste, Vigilance, Trample, Menace, Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying
Hydrophobic (Hydrophobe cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
5/5
Florarama
{g}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
Anvil
{2}{c}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two target Equipments
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside!
{6}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
4/4
Glue
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Combine two Artifacts
{2}{t}, Sacrifice Glue: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and becomes a Druggy in addition to it's other types until end of the game
Luminous Aetherborn
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Lockpicker
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue Raider
Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
1/1
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Bear Feet
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature cannot attack or block as long as Lands are in play
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Smurfberry
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
Apartment Complex
{2}{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Habitat, Rental (You may put this card from your onto the battlefield. If you do, put X Rent counters on it, where X is it's converted mana cost.
When this permanent leaves the battlefield, if it has any Rent counters on it, you lose the game.
{2}: Remove a Rent counter from this permanent.)
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they may give you $200.00 CAD for each creature inhabiting this structure. If they don't, they lose the game.
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Hydrophobe (rare)
Florarama (uncommon)
Anvil (uncommon)
Vanilla Guy with Razors Inside! (uncommon)
Glue (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Spank (common)
Lockpicker (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Bear Feet (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Smurfberry (common)
Apartment Complex (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Cockroach (token)