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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cigam the Rereh-Tag
{4}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Tag
{t}: Create six white and black Cigar artifact tokens
6/6
Eager Eagle
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Bird
Flying
When Eager Eagle enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+0 this turn.
Dash {w}{r} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
3/2
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Basilisk
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Leviathon
Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
{t}: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block
4/3
Neat Newt
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
Trustling
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add {c}{c}
1/1
Missing 420
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.).
Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
White Cloth
{1}{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types
Wormhole
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
Stinkify
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a Stink counter on target Smelly card
Gift of Fortune
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Sharp
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is Sharp until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Cigam the Rereh-Tag (mythic)
Eager Eagle (uncommon)
Futurama (uncommon)
Basilisk (uncommon)
Neat Newt (common)
Trustling (common)
Missing 420 (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
White Cloth (common)
Wormhole (common)
Stinkify (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Huge Man (common)
Sharp (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Firearm (token)