[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game10/10
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Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life 2/3
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When Impacting Meteor enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature
: Add ![]() |
![]() : Tap an equipment you control, gain 5 life, you may play a red or black card from your hand |
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X is equal to your current turn minus one
Kerv Beest's power and toughness are both equal to your current turn. */*
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Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat ![]() : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life |
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Smelting 4 –
![]() (![]() , : four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.) |
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Haste, Trample
1/1
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Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
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![]() : Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art |
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has " : You win the game" |
, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn1/1
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Flying
, : Scry 1.1/2
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice GMOPork, smell a dog fart, and eat wet hair |
Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise
(mythic)
Swiper, He who Swipes
(uncommon)
Impacting Meteor
(uncommon)
Gore-Marinated Steak
(uncommon)
Kerv Beest
(common)
Web
(common)
Bleck
(common)
MC Campfire
(common)
Redneck
(common)
A Fishy Situation
(common)
Rektum
(common)
OP
(common)
Gobbling Goblin
(common)
Skywise Flapper
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
GMOPork
(token)


: Yoyomaster of Immaculate, Flawless and Marvelous Expertise pings everything, then returns it to its owner's tummy. Wait as little time as you can then return them to the battlefield tapped. Repeat this process 696969 times in as little time as you can. You win the game
: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn


