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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Naga Assassin
Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards.
– Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.
2/4
 U 
Sorcery
All players stop playing the game, and continue tomorrow at the same time (this card may not be cast at a time when the same time tomorrow would be on a different day, or different time)
Another Dollar
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
When you cast, choose one:
-It has Strive, Pay half a white mana
-It has Storm
Target opponent gives you $1.00 CAD
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
 C 
Smelly Artifact
{u}{A}{t}: Destroy target Stench card
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Hound
Vigilance
{t}: Björk
2/3
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Nucard
{4}{t}: Imprint
Nucard gains all Evergreen abilities of creatures Imprinted on it
2/2
 C 
Instant
Cast Censor Bar only when opponent swears
Choose one:
-Physically harm opponent
-Draw a card
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{r}{t}: Transform Raw Egg
Cooked Egg
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Sacrifice Cooked Egg: Gain 2 life
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Greed Assassin (rare)
Another Day // Another Dollar (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Feed (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Deodorant (common)
Esketit (common)
Scandinavian Dog (common)
Nucard (common)
Censor Bar (common)
Skysheep (common)
Wormhole (common)
Raw Egg (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Barf (token)