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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Multicolorism
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Multicolorism enters the battlefield exile all monocolored creatures
Whenever a monocolored creature enters the battlefield, exile it
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
Timelapse
{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Skip target player's turn
Cyborgicide
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifact creatures.
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Midas Touch
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains Goldtouch
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Statically Triggered Activist
{2}{s}{s}{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Protection from everything
Whenever a white Male enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on it
{e}{e}{e}{t}: Put a poison counter on target TVShow
5/1
Beet Beetle
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect Plant
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
Yolk Yokel
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer
{t}: Create a 0/1 white and green Egg creature token with Defender
1/1
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Vodka
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Vodka, gain 4 life, then put a poison counter on yourself

Multicolorism (rare)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
Timelapse (uncommon)
Cyborgicide (uncommon)
Number Carrier (common)
Spank (common)
Jab (common)
Midas Touch (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Louse (common)
Statically Triggered Activist (common)
Beet Beetle (common)
Yolk Yokel (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Vodka (token)