[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves    M  Sorcery – Finisher Exile up to six target permanents you control, then return them to the battlefield. If one or more abilities are triggered this way, they trigger an additional time. You lose the game at the end of this turn.	The Feeding    U  Sorcery All creatures lose Hungry	Double-Edged Dagger    U  Artifact : Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent. "You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways" -Some cool dude	Jury Bench    U  Artifact White Human and blue Human Habitat Creatures inhabiting this structure cannot be removed unless a player has a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem.
Goodies    C  Artifact – Delectable Sacrifice Goodies: gain 2 life, instead gain 3 life if you have eaten sugar this turn	Compleated Baboon    C  Creature – Ape-No-More : Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon Why? A cruel joke? ... Oh. That's worse. 2/2	Szechuan Sauce    C  Artifact – Food When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it : Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one: -Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD	Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much    C  Legendary Planeswalker – Jace 0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace -999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime. 1
Wandering Soul    C  Creature – Spirit Flying, Lifelink 1/2	Barrel    C  Artifact – Equipment : Sacrifice Barrel, create two Gold tokens Equip Equip target non-Gold creature with nudity in it's art	OCDManiac    C  Creature – Human Idiot When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics 1/1	Griefing    C  Instant Put a Destruction counter on target Structure you don't control
Domino    C  Artifact – Domino : Tap another Domino	Minitaur    C  Creature – Minotaur Child 1/1	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Rupee  T  Artifact , Sacrifice Rupee: Add . Add instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Finishing Move #6: Planar Phasing Event Causing Cosmic Waves (mythic)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger (uncommon)
Jury Bench (uncommon)
Goodies (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
Wandering Soul (common)
Barrel (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Griefing (common)
Domino (common)
Minitaur (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Rupee (token)