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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Chillin' Like a Villain
{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Chillin' Like a Villain enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you control a black nontoken creature
You cannot be the target of spells or abilities opponents control
Thanker
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Angel
Whenever a creature you control defends an attacking creature, tap Thanker and the defended creature, gain 1 life
Thank you sir, may I have another?
0/3
Hyperness
{1}{w}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {w}, {u} or {r}: Eat something with sugar, scream, then choose one:
-You gain 4 life
-You loot 2
-Hyperness shocks up to two targets each
Turtle-Man
{4}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Turtle
When Turtle-Man enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
3/4
Bear Paw
{w/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{g}{t}: Sacrifice Bear Paw and target Bear you control, gain 2 life for each gram of sugar you have eaten today
Stoner
{g/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Idiot
{g}{t}: Stoner pings any target
{b}{t}: Create a PoisonVial token
1/1
Water Bear
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Elemental
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2
Skysheep
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Skysheep
Exile Skysheep: Create a Sound Cloud token
Oft mistaken for clouds
1/1
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Token Black
 
 C 
Legendary Token Creature – Human
As long as you control Token Black you cannot be racist
0/1
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Mecha-Spider
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Spider
Reach
2/4
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Wrasslin'
{r}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cake
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 2 life, gain 4 life instead if you've consumed sugar today

Chillin' Like a Villain (rare)
Thanker (uncommon)
Hyperness (uncommon)
Turtle-Man (uncommon)
Bear Paw (common)
Stoner (common)
Water Bear (common)
Skysheep (common)
Melon (common)
Token Black (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Mecha-Spider (common)
Root Shot (common)
Wrasslin' (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cake (token)