[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens
: Gain CAD$X.XX where X is thrice your life total
Whenever you Smoke a Cigar, put X +X/+X counters on Hciragic, the Chainsmoker where X is the number of Cigars you've Smoked 2/3
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When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
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All players do not go to school today, sacrifice Snow Day at midnight
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Whenever you would be dealt damage, redirect that damage to Absorption Sponge.
: You gain 1 life. Active this ability only if you control another white or green creature.0/2
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It becomes Morning.
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When Tinsel enters the battlefield attach it to target Snow Creature – Treefolk or Snow Artifact Creature – Treefolk
The creature Tinsel is attached to gains Attractive |
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
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When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life -Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD |
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Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Physically harm your opponent
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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature has three hundred sixty five or more Age counters on it, it's controller gains 1 life. Then, sacrifice Birthday |
Tap target Artifact Creature Vehicle with Flying
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When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
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Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure2/3
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Hciragic, the Chainsmoker
(rare)
Tugowar Manowar
(uncommon)
Snow Day
(uncommon)
Absorption Sponge
(uncommon)
Sunrise
(common)
Tinsel
(common)
Bork
(common)
Szechuan Sauce
(common)
Flavorful
(common)
Pain
(common)
Birthday
(common)
Turbulence
(common)
Smurf
(common)
Growth
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Suicide Bomber
(token)


: Create three red, green and black Cigar artifact tokens



: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure