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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Undirb the Anti-Dirb
{5}{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Dirbnt Bane
Landwalk, Landhome
Undirb the Anti-Dirb is the Bane of Dirbs
8/8
Signpost
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact
When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype.
Get off my Lawn!
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Tribal Sorcery – Elder Urge
Remove all Children inhabiting Lands you control.
Victorian Strike!
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile target permanent with less than six age counters on it
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Firebreathing Domo
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Domo Mutant
Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
3/2
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Mad Nomad
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Nomad
{2}{r}: Ping any target
2/2
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Enslave
{r}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant black Creature
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block, and you control it
Jalapeno
{r/g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno
-Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature
Comment dump
 
 C 
 
Put endless comments on Comment dump
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Grey GMO Goo
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Undirb the Anti-Dirb (mythic)
Signpost (uncommon)
Get off my Lawn! (uncommon)
Victorian Strike! (uncommon)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Firebreathing Domo (common)
African Child (common)
Hamster (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Enslave (common)
Jalapeno (common)
Comment dump (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)