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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Rereh Beast
Haste, Trample, Roaring ({g}: Target creature can't block Roreh, Beastly Rereh until end of turn)
{r/g}: Roreh deals damage equal to thrice it's power to any target
Pay a quarter of a {r} or a {g}: Roreh gets +X+5/+X+5 until end of turn where X is the amount of damage dealt this game
8/8
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
{t}: Cut all parts of target card in half, gain 2 life for each piece of the card

When Knife's abilities are activated on the same card more than thrice, sacrifice it, and lose 2 life
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
When Tugowar Manowar enters the battlefield, have a Tug o War against any number of opponents, if you win, bounce a creature each player you beat controls
BZZZZT
2/2
 U 
Enchantment
Player's may not take extra turns
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
*/*
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
 C 
Instant
Life Up!'s mana cost may be payed only with W, R or G

Gain 8 life

If you control a Internetian, gain 12 life instead
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Lifelink
Moo
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 4 life for each Cow creature you control
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Artifact – Germ
{u}{u}, Tap another untapped Cleric you control: Destroy Barf

Luminous Aetherborn (common, foil)
Roreh, Beastly Rereh (mythic)
Knife (uncommon)
Tugowar Manowar (uncommon)
Patience (uncommon)
Bunnyrat (common)
Squirrel Pearl (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Life Up! (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Char (common)
Gift of Fortune (common)
Moo (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Barf (token)