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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Coral Reef
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Coral Reef blocks a creature, untap all Fish you control
0/5
Swiper, He who Swipes
{2}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Fox Demon Rogue
Swiper, He who Swipes is Orange
{t}: Steal target card from an opponent's hand and put it into yours
{6}, Say "Swiper no swiping!": Put a Destruction counter on Swiper, only opponents may activate this ability, and only once per turn
If there are three or more Destruction counters on Swiper, sacrifice it and lose 2 life
2/3
Once in a Blue Moon
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
When you cast Once in a Blue Moon, if there are exactly three copies of it in your graveyard, you win the game.
Fired!breathing
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant orange President
Enchanted orange President gains "{t}: Destroy target Worker"
Esketit
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Red until end of turn, if it's a Celebrity, it also gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn
Red Apple
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Respawn
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Respawn target Gamer
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Gulltist
{u/b}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Aven Minion
1/1
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Coral Reef (rare)
Swiper, He who Swipes (uncommon)
Once in a Blue Moon (uncommon)
Fired!breathing (uncommon)
Esketit (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Tint (common)
Louse (common)
Respawn (common)
Canned Spam (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Gulltist (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Emerald (token)