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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
 
Infinity Stone
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact
You may have up to seven cards named Infinity Stone in your deck

{t}: Choose one:
-Gain 5 life
-Draw two cards
-Destroy target creature
-Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn
-Target opponent loses 5 life
-Target creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn
-Draw a card and gain 2 life for each creature you control of target color
-Gain 2 life and draw a card for each artifact you control
Respect the Dead
{1}{w/b}{w/b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura |Kurse|
Enchant graveyard
Cards in enchanted graveyard cannot be targeted and their activated abilities cannot be activated.
Skinnydippery
{u}{u}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield, it gains Habitat until end of turn, it's controller may have up to three creatures they control Inhabit it, then remove them at the end of turn
Call to the Evilkillingfeast
{5}{w}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
You may search your library for any number of Superhero creatures and put them onto the battlefield
Air Elemelon
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Flying
{t}: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn
1/1
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Candy Bar!
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Couch Potato
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Zombie Fatso
Defender
{t}: Remove {e} from target player.
2/5
Jab
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
You jab any target (a jab is a quick unprepared poke with up to three fingers), then Jab shocks it
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Moon Pie
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
Pay an half of a {w}: Gain 1 life, gain 3 life instead if you have eaten sugar this turn

Broom (common, foil)
Infinity Stone (rare)
Respect the Dead (uncommon)
Skinnydippery (uncommon)
Call to the Evilkillingfeast (uncommon)
Air Elemelon (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Gift of Passion (common)
Ebb (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Watermelon (common)
Couch Potato (common)
Jab (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Moon Pie (token)