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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Forrest Gump
{1}{r}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Human Idiot
{1}{g}, tap an untapped Forrest you control: Forrest Gump becomes a Leprechaun in addition to his other types until end of turn.
Spells and abilities targeting Forrest Gump cost {2} less to cast. When they resolve, you may flip a coin. When you do, if you win, counter that spell or ability
As long as Forrest Gump is a Leprechaun, he has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may pay {1}{u}. When you do, draw a card."
2/3
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Bogatog
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
Druccaol
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druccaol
Deathtouch
3/1
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Number Carrier
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Worker
Whenever you do a Math equation, you may tap Number Carrier, if you do, you may draw a card, Number Carrier doesn't untap at your next untap step
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
Fat Ass (the Second)
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Gold Bar
{y}A
 
 C 
Artifact
Gold Bar is Gold

{0}: Target player gives you $45.00 CAD, if they do, sacrifice Gold Bar, this may not be countered or prevented
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Forrest Gump (rare)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Druccaol (uncommon)
Derp (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Number Carrier (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Gold Bar (common)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Penguin (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Allograft (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)