[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Ripley, the Chosen Believer    R  Creature – Titan When Ripley, the Chosen Believer enters the battlefield or attacks, choose one, then put a Destiny counter on Ripley, the Chosen Believer: -Exile two target permanents an opponent controls -Gain 7 life When Ripley, the Chosen Believer has 5 or more Destiny counters on itself, transform it The First Daily Llama, he lasted a miraculous six hundred sixty six days... until his turning... 5/5 Ripley, the Unbeliever    R  Creature – Demon Whenever Ripley, the Unbeliever attacks, choose one: -Destroy three target permanents an opponent controls -Target opponent loses 6 life, and you gain 6 life : Sacrifice Ripley, the Unbeliever, return all permanents from every graveyard to the battlefield under your control A serial killer that one day disappeared, nobody knows or wants to think about what happened to this disgraced saint 7/7	Demolition    U  Sorcery Put two Destruction counters on any number of Structures	Pierce Armor    U  Sorcery Kicker – Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.	Amazing Astronaut    U  Creature – Human Genius Astronaut Spaceflight (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Spaceflight or by Astronauts) Whenever another Astronaut you control is tapped, you may draw a card for each Genius you control 2/2
Beep Beep    C  Instant – Urge Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn Imma Sheep    C  Instant – Urge Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn	Amphibious Toad    C  Creature – Frog Amphibious Toad cannot attack unless you control an Island 1/2	Bald Eagle    C  Creature – Bird Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof) Flying 3/3	Broke College Student    C  Creature – Human Student Pay where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead 1/1
Vindictive Hitmyran    C  Creature – Hitmyran : +1/+1 until end of turn 2/3	Tint    C  Instant Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color	Holy Water    C  Artifact : Destroy target black creature	MC Campfire    C  Artifact – Block Smelting 4 – (, : four target Blocks that can be smelted transform at the beginning of their controllers next upkeep and each deal 1 damage to that player.)
Earth Elemelon    C  Artifact Creature – Food Elemental : Add , activate this ability only once each turn 2/2	Hellfyre Shot    C  Sorcery Kicker – If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.	Grainforest    B  Basic Land : Add and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.	Cigarette  T  Token Artifact Smoke – , Sacrifice Cigarette, Pretend to Smoke for 2.25 seconds: Put a -0/-1 counter on target creature and put a Guilt counter on each of it's Parent creatures. If four or more -0/-1 counters are put on a creature this way, it gains Deathtouch

Ripley, the Chosen Believer (rare)
Demolition (uncommon)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Amazing Astronaut (uncommon)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Amphibious Toad (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Broke College Student (common)
Vindictive Hitmyran (common)
Tint (common)
Holy Water (common)
MC Campfire (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cigarette (token)