[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Equip
Equipped creature has +2/+1 and Reach pew pew
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Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn. 0/1
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Your swears cannot be countered
Whenever you swear, you may spit on target creature, if you do, destroy it, then throw it out. It cannot be recycled |
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
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The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs
less.
Draw a card. |
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me 0/0
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Trample
oink OINK
4/4
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Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
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Flying
, : Scry 1.1/2
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13/13
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Copy target spell
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Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1
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Kiss target player, you both gain 2 life
Swear at target player, you both lose 2 life
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Tap all creatures target player controls, they are attacking and rioting, they gain unblockable until end of turn, sacrifice them at the end step and lose 5 life
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure2/3
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Finger Gun
(common, foil)
Supernub
(rare)
Curse Fluency
(uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb
(uncommon)
Spell Mastery
(uncommon)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
(common)
Mega Pig
(common)
Poopy Fart
(common)
Skywise Flapper
(common)
Teenager
(common)
Deja Vu
(common)
Glitterwing
(common)
Kiss // Kys
(common)
Riot
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Suicide Bomber
(token)




: Scry 1.