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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Evil
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand
 
Supernub
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Internetian Idiot
Bad Defender (This creature cannot attack. While blocking, prevent all combat damage it would deal. Creatures being blocked by this creature may assign their combat damage as if they weren't blocked.)
Whenever Supernub blocks, creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain haste this turn.
0/1
Moldmonster
{2}{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Monster
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Moldmonster, you may return a plant from your graveyard to the battlefield as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
4/4
Sandy Oak
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
Gee's Pub
{2}{b/g}
 
 U 
Legendary Artifact – Structure
Drunk Habitat
{t}: Create a Beer token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {b}{g}. If you do, you gain 2 life for each creature inhabiting this structure.
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Nitslave
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Create a Yarn token
{2}{b}: Sacrifice Nitslave and two Yarn tokens, you may play an Equipment from your hand onto the battlefield
1/2
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Blue Mana Potion
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Backpack
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Bork
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature has +1/+0 until end of turn
The Bork is too stronk with dis one
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Evil (common, foil)
Supernub (rare)
Moldmonster (uncommon)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Gee's Pub (uncommon)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Nitslave (common)
Microphone (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Brain (common)
Zoom (common)
Backpack (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Bork (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Cockroach (token)