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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Zola, Cheesy Gorgon
{3}{b/g}{b/g}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Gorgon
Multikicker – {1}{g}
When Zola enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. Then, destroy up to those many creatures plus one.
{2}{w}: Lifelink until end of turn.
{w/b}{w/b}: Drain 1.
{5}{b}{b}, {t}: Each opponent sacrifices a number of creatures they control equal to Zola's power. Create those many 0/4 yellow Statue Food artifact creature tokens with Defender and "{w/g}, {t}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life."
4/4
Flu Shot
{2}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Remove all Infect counters from target player
Cantrip Master
{1}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Wizard
You may cast instant and sorcery spells with converted mana cost 1 or less as though they had a converted mana cost of 0. Whenever you do, you may gain 1 life.
1/3
It's Alive!
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Artifact Zombie
Enchanted Artifact Zombie becomes a creature and gains +4/+4
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Flamingo
{r}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Take a Dump
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Allograft
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Move any number of counters of any types from target permanent to another target permanent.
The future may have pregnant males
Glitterwing
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct Butterfly
Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls.
1/1
E-Man
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
Strawberry Applesauce
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Gain 4 life if you control a red Child
Bunny Wabbit
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit
Jump Boost 5 ({e}: Move Bunny Wabbit up to five inches.)
1/1
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Zola, Cheesy Gorgon (rare)
Flu Shot (uncommon)
Cantrip Master (uncommon)
It's Alive! (uncommon)
Water Elemelon (common)
Proletariat (common)
Flamingo (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Take a Dump (common)
Allograft (common)
Glitterwing (common)
E-Man (common)
Strawberry Applesauce (common)
Bunny Wabbit (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Cookie (token)