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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Mr Happy, Christmas Poop
{4}{w}{g}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Anthropomorphist
Double Strike
When Mr Happy, Christmas Poop enters the battlefield, Defecate 5 (Exile five cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). Then, if it's December, you gain 12 life and distribute twelve +1/+1 counters among creatures you control.
4/4
Plantation Worker
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker Slave
{t}: Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens
2/3
Ant Farm
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an evergreen keyword. Ants you control have that keyword for the remainder of the game.
{2}: Create a 1/1 Ant creature token.
Recharge
{4}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura Curse
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.
Creatures you control cannot attack.
Deathprice (Any player may destroy Recharge at any time by paying {x}, where X is Recharge's converted mana cost.)
Gobbling Goblin
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Fatso
{g}, Sacrifice target Food you control: Gobbling Goblin gets +0/+3 until end of turn
1/1
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Illuminate the Appetite
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target white spell or destroy target white creature
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Eat Cat
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target Cat. You gain 3 life
Eat Cat costs {1} less to cast if you are Asian and consent to this stereotype
Egg Yolk
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
Tap a yellow creature you control, Sacrifice Egg Yolk: Gain half of a life
Knight of the Fort
{2}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Knight
Defender
3/2
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Junk
 T 
Token Artifact – Junk

Mr Happy, Christmas Poop (rare)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Ant Farm (uncommon)
Recharge (uncommon)
Gobbling Goblin (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Illuminate the Appetite (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Eat Cat (common)
Egg Yolk (common)
Knight of the Fort (common)
Rose Water (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Junk (token)