[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Prison Warden    R  Creature – Human Warden : Exile target creature then return it to the battlefield triple-tapped (it must be untapped thrice before it can be fully untapped, each untapping makes it one less tapped) and inhabit it onto a Gate for free, it cannot be removed for X turns where X is five plus the amount of damage its dealt this game. It cannot do anything until end of turn (it cannot attack or block, tap, activate abilities or have it's static or triggered abilities function) 4/5	Noogie    U  Instant – Urge Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game	Blue Jellyfish    U  Creature – Jellyfish Flying, Haste : Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token 2/2	A storm is coming to take my internet    U  Sorcery Destroy all artifacts. Create those many 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Domodino    C  Creature – Domo Dinosaur Trample, Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn) 5/5	Dopple Ganger    C  Creature – Clone Warrior You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger : Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn 2/1	Dungfeaster    C  Creature – Insect Swampwalk Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life 1/1	Draamaa    C  Tribal Sorcery – Teenager As an additional cost to cast Draamaa, be dramatic for attention Two target Teenagers get -2/-2 until end of turn and two target Teenagers get +2/+2 until end of turn. You may make two teenager breed, if you do, you may sacrifice the Baby token to put a -1/-1 counter on each Female Parent, if you don't, discard your hand
Gucci Wool Hat    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Rat Equipped Rat has ": Uncombine two other target creatures breeding together, breed one of the creatures with this creature, activate this ability only if the creature breeding with this creature is uncombined"	Winter Piyf    C  Creature – Piyf : +1/+1 until end of turn : Add to spend only on Snow things 2/2	Max Health Potion    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20	Gucci Handbag    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gains, ": Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Mad Nomad    C  Creature – Nomad : Ping any target 2/2	!    C  Enchantment – Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's attacking. He exclaimed something in the midst of the battle, they were his last words, and they were lost to the noise.	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Beef Jerky  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Prison Warden (rare)
Noogie (uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
A storm is coming to take my internet (uncommon)
Domodino (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Dungfeaster (common)
Draamaa (common)
Gucci Wool Hat (common)
Winter Piyf (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Mad Nomad (common)
! (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)