[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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At the beginning of cursed player's upkeep, they get a Cancer counter
If a player has ten or more Cancer counters, they lose the game |
: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free4/3
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Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens)
1/2
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All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a cardSmelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
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Quill is White
When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it ![]() , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token |
Equip
Unequip
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and First Strike |
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
Ping any target
Storm |
1/1
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Show your friend a Dank Meme, if they laugh, they lose the game
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Flying
: Another target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less gains Flying until end of turn1/1
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Tap target creature and create an Idea token
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Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life |
Chewed Leaf
(common, foil)
Terminal Cancer
(rare)
Cheese Wizard
(uncommon)
Squirrel Girl
(uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains
(uncommon)
Quill
(common)
Sword with Daddy Issues
(common)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Pingstorm
(common)
Hick
(common)
Dank memes
(common)
Air Elemelon
(common)
Doze
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Beer
(token)




: You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card
POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.