[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Destroy all lands, and green creatures
Each player loses 10 life, and gets 5 poison counters |
Whenever a noncreature token enters the battlefield under your control, create twice as many extra copies of it, then you may draw a card
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All permanents with Noses in their art cannot block
: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a cardSmelly and horrible, but somehow delectable
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Destroy target Land, if you do, you may tap any number of Donkeys
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Snorting (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)1/1
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Equip Female Human Child
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn" |
: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature |
2/3
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Squirrel Habitat
![]() , : Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
![]() , , Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender. |
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Exile target artifact, colorless, Robot, Internetian, Spam or Troll permanent
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All spells you cast resolve one minute after you cast them
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Unattractive
: Self Deprecator puts a -1/-1 counter on itself, you may discard a card2/3
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Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Beer, gain 2 life |
Pollution
(rare)
The Impossible Quiz
(uncommon)
Durian a la Monkeybrains
(uncommon)
Ass Hole
(uncommon)
Crackhead
(common)
Pig Tails
(common)
Jalapeno
(common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc
(common)
Pine Tree
(common)
Bleck
(common)
Error 404: Magic Card not Found
(common)
Tardiness
(common)
Self Deprecator
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Beer
(token)




: Tap an equipment and creature you control, destroy target creature with a brain and fur in it's art, then gain 8 life, and draw a card

: Choose one:
