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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
 
Greater Clairvoyance
{1}{u}
 
 R 
Instant
Kicker {3}{u} (You may pay an additional {3}{u} as you cast this spell.)
Reveal target player's library. Then, if Greater Clairvoyance wasn't kicked, that player shuffles their library.
Autumn Piyf
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Piyf
Piyfs and Fyips get +X/+X where X is your life total
9/9
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses
{b}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Until end of turn, spells cost {?} more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life.
As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
Batta Lion
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Lion
Haste, Vigilance
Battalion – Whenever Batta Lion and at least two other creatures attack, create X copies of Batta Lion except they are tokens, where X is the number of creatures attacking
The Lions of the Batta Plains are the smartest and strongest of them all
3/3
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Hyun Warrior
{1}{r}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Warrior
Haste, First Strike
2/2
Pinecone
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
LOLCat
 T 
Token Creature – Cat Internetian
1/1

Practical Joke (common, foil)
Greater Clairvoyance (rare)
Autumn Piyf (uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Batta Lion (uncommon)
Sadness (common)
Cringe (common)
Mop (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Hyun Warrior (common)
Pinecone (common)
Thinker (common)
The MRS (common)
Termite (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
LOLCat (token)