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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Vax'ildan Vessar
{2}{u}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Half-Elf Rogue
Hexproof, Haste, Double-Strike
Whenever Vax'ildan Vessar attacks alone, you may an untapped creature you control. If you do, destroy target permanent.
3/2
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Jinjurrbred Haus
{4}{r/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food Structure
Child and Wizard Habitat
{1}{r/g}, eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead.
Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it.
Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.
Pickaxe
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {e}
{t}: Destroy target Block.
Cheesecake
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cheesecake, gain 1 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $49.99 CAD in the last fifteen seconds
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain control of target thing that you own.
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Louse
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{2}, Sacrifice Louse: Draw a card
1/1
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Pinecone
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Plant
{g}{g}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Bandage
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
Diamond Sword
{2}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equip to Human creature
Equipped creature has +7/+0
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
PoisonVial
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Sacrifice PoisonVial, choose one:
-Target player loses 2 life
-Put a poison counter on target player

Vax'ildan Vessar (mythic)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Pickaxe (uncommon)
Cheesecake (common)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving) (common)
Miracle (common)
Louse (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Pinecone (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Bandage (common)
Diamond Sword (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
PoisonVial (token)