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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – God
While Control Freak is in play, you may only cast blue spells
Whenever you cast a spell, it gains "Tap target creature, then draw a card"
1/1
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Return target creature from exile to the battlefield tapped.
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
 C 
Creature – Human Peasant
{1}{g}, {t}: Trade Block (You and target opponent each put a Block card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
2/2
 C 
Creature – Fairy Child Dancer
Ballerina is Pink
{t}: Move Ballerina up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life.
The tutu doesn't make the pink weirdo
1/3
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape
WTF
2/3
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
{u/r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target creature and create an Idea token
 C 
Artifact
When Water Bottle of Fliptude enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you put a water bottle on top of it

{1}{t}: Flip the water bottle on Water Bottle of Fliptude, if you succeed, you may tap or untap target permanent
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Control Freak (rare)
Pardon (uncommon)
Shame (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
MC Villager (common)
Ballerina (common)
Munkii (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Doze (common)
Water Bottle of Fliptude (common)
Pain (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Rupee (token)