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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Greed Assassin
{1}{u}{b}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Naga Assassin
Whenever Greed Assassin deals combat damage to a player, choose one:
– That player mills two cards.
– Choose a permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less in their graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.
2/4
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Pharmer
{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Farmer Horror
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill
2/2
Farmacist
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Horror
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot
2/2
Call to the Slopfeast
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Instant
Put three 2/2 Pig creature tokens onto the battlefield
Rabid Rabbit
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Zombie
Infect, Jump Boost 2 ({e}: Move Rabid Rabbit up to two inches.)
2/1
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
French Vanilla Guy
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
First Strike
2/3
Goggles of Vision
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
Zoom
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Creepy Pasta
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Horror Construct
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control
{b}{t}: Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield
1/1
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Swiss Cheese
{x}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Greed Assassin (rare)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Call to the Slopfeast (uncommon)
Rabid Rabbit (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
French Vanilla Guy (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Zoom (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Creepy Pasta (common)
Miracle (common)
Tax (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Emerald (token)