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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises
{9}{b}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtle Pirateson
Haste, Menace, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enters the battlefield create three tokens that are copies of it
2.13/2.13
 
Kaze, Death-Wish Kami
{1}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Spirit
{4}{r}{r}{r}, Sacrifice Kaze, Death-Wish Kami: Conic X, where X is the number of creatures that attacked this turn. You may draw those many cards. When you do, discard those many cards.
2/1
Teddy-Bear Picnic
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
Pooperbot
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Last Strike, Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
-1/-1
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Shitpost
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Post something on social media that could be considered "random" and "shitty", if you get a negative comment or dislike, you may discard a card
Orc of Mykazoo
{w}{b}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Orc Warrior
Trample, Menace
2/3
Uncontained Giggling
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Cast Uncontained Giggling only after an opponent's spell does not resolve.
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.)
Screeching Curd
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Curd
As an additional cost to cast Screeching Curd, pay half of a {g}
When Screeching Curd dies, gain 1 life
0/0.01
Sword
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +2/+0 and has First Strike
Tagger
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Tag
Haste
{t}: Target creature becomes a Tag until it makes another creature a Tag
2/1
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Rupee
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Rupee: Add {g}. Add {g}{g} instead if you control a Legendary permanent

Adolescent Deformed Assassin Tortoises (common, foil)
Kaze, Death-Wish Kami (rare)
Teddy-Bear Picnic (uncommon)
Pooperbot (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Shitpost (common)
Orc of Mykazoo (common)
Uncontained Giggling (common)
Screeching Curd (common)
Sword (common)
Tagger (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Sadness (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Rupee (token)