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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Customian Morphic Lakes
 M 
Plane – Customia
Customian creatures are Shapeshifters in addition to their other types and get +1/+1
Whenever you roll {chaos} you may cast a Customian creature spell from your hand for free
Neil Armstrong
{2}{w}{y}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Astronaut
{t}: Target plane becomes a different target plane until end of turn
Explorer of the Dairy-Lane Galaxy
4/2
Aquaphobia
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a blue spell or ability, sacrifice it"
Wig
{r}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land"
Red Bandana
{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Pupucaca
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Strive – {b}

Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
The MRS
{x}
 
 C 
Legendary Basic Running Gag Cardset – God Being of Ultimate Power
X is equal to the number of cards in this cardset
When The MRS enters the battlefield, for the remainder of the universe, players who make cards lose 2 life.
X/X
Bunnyrat
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rabbit Rat
Flash
A deck can have any number of cards named Bunnyrat
When Bunnyrat enters the battlefield, Ripple 100 (When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top one hundred cards of your library. You may cast any revealed cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.)
Bunnyrat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures that share a name with it you control.
they breed like... oh fuck.
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hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/?
 
 C 
Basic Snow Land – Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest
When hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life unless you control a permanent.
{t}: Add {10}
Root Shot
{g}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Deal 3 damage to target flying creature.
Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Emerald
 T 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Emerald: Add {g}

Customian Morphic Lakes (mythic)
Neil Armstrong (uncommon)
Aquaphobia (uncommon)
Wig (uncommon)
Red Bandana (common)
Pupucaca (common)
Melon (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Double Jump (common)
The MRS (common)
Bunnyrat (common)
hEy GuYs Is ThIs LaNd BaLaNcEd?/?/? (common)
Root Shot (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Emerald (token)