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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Joker
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Clown Villain
Haste, Scarred 6 (Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 6 damage to all other creatures.)
4/1
 
Loot Table
{6}
 
 R 
Artifact
{6}, {t}: Choose one:
– Put a multicolored permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
– Draw a card for each Fatso you control.
Codename: Cricket
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
Jump Boost
{5}{r}{t}: Take control of target creature until end of turn
3/3
Djinnsect
{2}{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Djinn Insect
Defender, Flying
Whenever Djinnsect blocks a creature, return it to it's owners hand with a Weird counter on it. These counters do not get removed as zones change.
{t}, Remove a Weird counter from Djinnsect: Counter target creature spell.
2/4
Thot Patrol
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Exile each Female Thot creature with toughness 4 or greater
Smoke
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a white and black Cigarette artifact token
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Rose Water
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{u/r}{t}: Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card
Redhead
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Haste
2/1
Human Sacrifice
{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Volcano you control and sacrifice a Human
Target God gets +2/+2 and can't attack until end of turn
Tutu
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip female creature with converted mana cost 2 or less {1}
Equipped creature is a Fairy in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Move Tutu up to four centimeters. You gain 1 life."
RnM Fanboi
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game
Infect
RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game
2/1
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Computer
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{2}{e}: Google (Search something on https://www.google.com). If you do, draw a card.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Balloon
 T 
Token Artifact
Pop, Sacrifice Balloon: Balloon pings target Child or Idiot
Crew Wizard
As long as Balloon is a creature, it's toughness is equal to any amount of the number of artifacts you sacrificed as it resolved, it's power is equal to the rest
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Joker (uncommon, foil)
Loot Table (rare)
Codename: Cricket (uncommon)
Djinnsect (uncommon)
Thot Patrol (uncommon)
Smoke (common)
Tweet (common)
Rose Water (common)
Redhead (common)
Human Sacrifice (common)
Tutu (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Hamster (common)
Computer (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Balloon (token)