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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Artifact – File
{100}{1}{t}: Create fifty 1/1 Wizard creature tokens with Prowess and a 0.5/0.5 Wiz creature token with "Whenever you cast a nonland permanent spell with Flash, this token gets +0.5/+0.5 until end of minute"
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Wizard {2}{b}

Equipped Female Wizard has +2/+1, is black, and has Flying
 U 
Sorcery
When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn.
Etch {1}{r} (When this spell resolves, you may pay {1}{r}. If you do it's effects are permanent.)
 U 
Instant
Put five Destruction counters on target creature, activate this ability only if you control a red or black Robot
 C 
Creature – Insect
Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, {b}: Target player loses 1 life
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Mop
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Whenever equipped creature attacks a player, that player loses all unspent {u}.
{6}{3}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
Males are females and lose male type and females are males and lose female type
6/3
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Rogue
Pay 5 life, {t}: Steal target card from another player's hand
1/1
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Wizard Game Code Database (rare)
Witch's Broom (uncommon)
Laser Engravement (uncommon)
Exterminate (uncommon)
Dungfeaster (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Mop (common)
Rule 63 (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Habanero (common)
Thief (common)
Double Jump (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Combo (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)