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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Culthaus of The SCC
{4}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
Tap an untapped nontoken Camel you control: Create a 1/1 green Camel creature token.
Tap six untapped nontoken Camels you control: Draw a card for each Desert on the battlefield.
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
Codename: Equestrian
{3}{w}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Centaur
Horsemanship
Other Horses you control get +0/+2 and gain Trample
3/5
Candy Bear
{w}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Artifact Creature – Food Bear
{w}{r}{g}{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws
2/2
Spank
{w/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card
Dehumanize
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature is no longer a creature until end of turn
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Miracle
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Gain 5 life

Miracle {0}
NCN Crafter
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Elf Artificer
{2}{g}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way.
2/2
Energy Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Engine
{t}: {e}
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Add Frenzy
{3}{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Storm
JUST KEEP CLICKING NEW CARD, IDEAS WILL COME TO YOU!!
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Culthaus of The SCC (rare)
Preferability (uncommon)
Codename: Equestrian (uncommon)
Candy Bear (uncommon)
Spank (common)
Dehumanize (common)
Doodle (common)
Miracle (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Energy Engine (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Add Frenzy (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Subscriber (token)