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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Slots Jackpot!
{w}{u}{b}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Instant – Urge
Target creature wins the game
Baker's Oven
{4}{r}
 
 U 
Artifact
Cook Bread – {r} ({r}: Create a Bread token)
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
The Boss Baby
{u}{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Baby Swaglord
{1}{u}: Target Child gains Hexproof and Flying this turn.
{1}{b}: Target Child gains Lifelink and Deathtouch this turn.
{1}{r}: Target Child gains Haste and Trample this turn.
{1}{u}{b}{r}: Target player gives you $100.00 CAD.
1/3
Ebb
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Kicker {2}{u}
Move target Island up to two centimeters. If Ebb was kicked, you may move it up to one meter instead. When you do, any permanents it touched are returned to their owners hands.
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Pink Eye
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Pink Eye is Pink
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has -1/-1, gains Unattractive, and has Infect
Termite
{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
{t}: Put a Destruction counter on target green Block
0/1
Imperfect Engine
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Gain a poison counter: Add {c}{c}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells, or to activate the abilities of artifacts.
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Sadness
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Embodiement
If you cry while Sadness is in play, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life
aLL mY fRIENDS hATE mE
4/4
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
 
 C 
Legendary Instant
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
Hellcat
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
Compleated Baboon
{1}{pg}
 
 C 
Creature – Ape-No-More
{3}{pg}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Compleated Baboon
Why? A cruel joke?
...
Oh. That's worse.
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Twitterbyrd
 T 
Token Creature
Flying
{3}, Tweet: Draw a card
1/1

Slots Jackpot! (mythic)
Baker's Oven (uncommon)
Lobster (uncommon)
The Boss Baby (uncommon)
Ebb (common)
Notak (common)
Pink Eye (common)
Termite (common)
Imperfect Engine (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Sadness (common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION! (common)
Hellcat (common)
Compleated Baboon (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Twitterbyrd (token)