[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Spongebob Squarepants is Yellow
: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants1/infinity
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Skip target player's turn
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Flying
When Acrobatic Gymnast enters the battlefield Gain 3 life for each creature you control with Flying A beautiful and stunning display of human elegance
2/2
Destroy target creature, crease all four corners of it's card, rub it in mud, and marinate it in potato chip grease for two to three weeks
An ugly and shocking display of human cruelty
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Habitat
: Create three 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with haste. Activate this ability only if a creature is inhabiting this structure.
Creatures inhabiting this structure get -1/-1. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life for each creature inhabiting this structure. Then, if you have lost 6 or more life this turn, transform Butt-Fugly Shacc. Habitat
Whenever you would gain life, you gain thrice that much life instead. : Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game. |
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Strive –
Sacrifice a creature, target opponent loses 2 life, then you gain 2 life |
1/1
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Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
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Nightwatch costs
less to cast if it's Nighttime
Look at target players hand. |
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2/2
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: Scry 1313/13
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, Sacrifice Card123: You gain 123 life |
Whenever a spell or ability would cause you to roll a die, you may tap this Block instead. If you do, you gain 1 life.
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Target creature is Dull until end of turn
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: Put a Ketchup counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing
![]() ![]() : Sacrifice Hot Dog: Post-Processing, gain 3 life, gain 7 additional life for each Mustard and Ketchup counter on it beyond the first |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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![]() : You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free |
Spongebob Squarepants
(mythic)
Timelapse
(uncommon)
Acrobatic Gymnast // The Splits
(uncommon)
Butt-Fugly Shacc
(uncommon)
Pupucaca
(common)
E-Man
(common)
Char
(common)
Nightwatch
(common)
Clown Clone
(common)
High Schooler
(common)
Card123
(common)
Snake-Eye Die
(common)
Dullify
(common)
Hot Dog: Post-Processing
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Tiger's Eye
(token)



: Create a Squarepants artifact equipment token and attach it to Spongebob Squarepants


: Target player may give you $X.00 CAD, where X is thrice your life total. If they don't, they lose the game.

: Put a Mustard counter on Hot Dog: Post-Processing