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Berry Minefield    R  Land Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped : Add or : Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one: -Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets -You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature	Rewarding Award    U  Artifact – Award Cast Rewarding Award only after another target player does something you think is positive Rewarding Award enters the battlefield with a Reward counter on it At the beginning of awarded player's upkeep, put a Reward counter on Rewarding Award, they gain life equal to the number of Reward counters on Rewarding Award squared	Bayonet    U  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipment Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"	Jinjurrbred Haus    U  Artifact – Food Structure Child and Wizard Habitat , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.
Missing 420    C  Instant Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.). Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.	Weeb    C  Creature – Idiot : You may play an Anime Protagonist card from your hand 1/1	Unemployee    C  Creature – Human 0/1	NCN Crafter    C  Creature – Elf Artificer : Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. Put ta +1/+1 counter on all Faeries that had their damage prevented this way. 2/2
Vegetal Bepis    C  Artifact – Food Unspeakable Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed Pay two of the following: , , or : Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself	You better damn read these cards    C    do it!!!	Love Dove    C  Creature – Bird Flying, Lifelink 2/2	RnM Fanboi    C  Creature – Human When RnM Fanboi enters the battlefield it becomes your choice of a Genius or an Idiot for the remainder of the game Infect RnM Fanboi may not lose or gain types while it is in play, if RnM Fanboi leaves play, remove RnM Fanboi from play, RnM Fanboi may not return to play for the remainder of the game 2/1
Leaked Nudes    C  Enchantment Artifact Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images	Level Up!    C  Instant Target creature levels up	Bay Sick    B  Basic Instant As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life	Pill  T  Token Artifact , Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Berry Minefield (rare)
Rewarding Award (uncommon)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Jinjurrbred Haus (uncommon)
Missing 420 (common)
Weeb (common)
Unemployee (common)
NCN Crafter (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
You better damn read these cards (common)
Love Dove (common)
RnM Fanboi (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Level Up! (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Pill (token)