[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Haste
Whenever Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword attacks an opponent or is target by a spell or ability they control, deal damage equal to his attack divided among creatures they control. 3/2
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Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – ![]() (![]() : Create a Cookie token) |
![]() ![]() : Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent."You can stab me in the back, but the pain goes both ways"
-Some cool dude |
Equip Equipment
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike" |
: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender2/2
: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token2/2
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![]() : Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero -Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you |
Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under it's owners control at the end of turn.
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Multikicker
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked |
Gain 1 life for each word in target permanent's flavor text
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Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
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Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
1/2
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Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield
: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop. |
1/1
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: Add ![]() ![]() and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures. |
Equip legendary creature
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace |
Kang Dong of the Blood Demon Sword
(rare)
Cookie Cookery
(uncommon)
Double-Edged Dagger
(uncommon)
Bayonet
(uncommon)
Farmer // Pharmacist
(common)
common 500 again i guess hecc
(common)
Habanero
(common)
Feign Death
(common)
Combo
(common)
Flavorful
(common)
get outta me swamp!
(common)
Boned Fish
(common)
Itchy Clothing Tag
(common)
Hick
(common)
Grainforest
(basic)
Firearm
(token)



: Until end of turn, whenever you would lose life, Double-Edged Dagger deals 1 damage to target opponent.
