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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Creature – Skeleton
Deathtouch
{r}{g}, {t}, Sacrifice Raging Bones: Destroy target land. Activate this ability only if Raging Bones killed a creature that land's controller controls this turn.
2/1
 U 
Enchantment
When Monocolorism enters the battlefield, exile all multicolored permanent
Whenever a multicolored permanent enters the battlefield, exile it
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
 U 
Creature – Merfolk Artificer
{x}{t}: Look at the top X cards of your library, you may reveal an artifact card from among them with converted mana cost X or less and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
1/2
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Destroy target non-Insect, non-Plant, non-Spider permanent
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Internetian
1/1
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flamingo is pink
Flying
1/1
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Deathtouch
I am unsatisfied with my lifespan, so I will use my tools to increase it.
2/2
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities may not be countered or prevented
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Lifelink
2/2
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Human
Haste
{r}{t}: Jinjurrbred Man breeds with another card named Jinjurrbred Man
2/1
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
 C 
Creature – Donkey Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Raging Bones (rare)
Monocolorism (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Codename: Diving (uncommon)
Wormhole (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
E-Man (common)
Flamingo (common)
Amoral Aetherborn (common)
Goggles of Vision (common)
Love Dove (common)
Jinjurrbred Man (common)
Hummus (common)
Fat Ass (the Second) (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Bread (token)