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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Bogbeam
{5}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Bogbeam costs {4} less to cast if you control seven or more Swamps.
Target player discards seven cards.
aplsos
{1}{c}
 
 U 
Artifact – Food
{t}: gain 2 life, then read a dank meme
danksos
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
Speed Demon
{1}{r}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Demon
Whenever a spell you control resolves, if it shares a color with Speed Demon, put a Speed counter on Speed Demon

{1}{r}{u}{t}: All your spells gain Storm until end of turn, activate this ability only if there are three or more Speed counters on Speed Demon

At the end of every turn, remove all speed counters from Speed Demon
0/1
Proletariat
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer Worker
{t}: Create a Food token
{t}: Create an Artifact token
1/1
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Mick's Miner
{1}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {r} or {g}
2/1
Gnight
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Gnome Knight
Vigilance

Cast Gnight only if it's Nighttime
3/3
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Lord of the Buffets
{5}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso Lord
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Smurf
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Smurf
When Smurf enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to it's owners hand
1/1
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Practical Joke
{r}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Play a prank on target opponent, if they fall for it, Practical Joke shocks them
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Bogbeam (rare)
aplsos (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Speed Demon (uncommon)
Proletariat (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Mick's Miner (common)
Gnight (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Lord of the Buffets (common)
Gag (common)
Smurf (common)
Canned Spam (common)
Practical Joke (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)