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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures you control are Plants in addition to their other types
 
 M 
Sorcery
Populate fifteen times
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Change up to three target creature's names
Draw a card
 U 
Creature – Pig Demon
When Infernal Pig enters the battlefield you may sacrifice a land. If you do, destroy target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Infernal Pig.
5/5
{1}{b/g}{w/r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Worker
When Janitor enters the battlefield, create Mop and Broom tokens and equip them.
1/4
 C 
Creature – Human Gamer Evils
{6}, Tap three untapped Human Gamer Evils you control: Exile target non-white non-male player
5/5
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Storage 2
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Split Second
Choose one:
-Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn
-Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay {1} or lose 1 life
 C 
Legendary Planeswalker – Jace
0: Put a Loyalty counter on Jace
-999: Destroy Jace. Then, draw a card for each person you have hurt in your lifetime.
1
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
When OCDManiac enters the battlefield choose a number
If you don't have a number of cards in your hand equal to the chosen number, sacrifice OCDManiac and do three tics
1/1
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
{1}{w}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Amooza!, Say "Amooza!!" as loud as you can: You gain 5 life
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Artifact
{t}: Read a page of a book, if you understand it, draw a card

Florarama (uncommon, foil)
Mass Orgy (mythic)
Jumble (uncommon)
Infernal Pig (uncommon)
Janitor (uncommon)
Unwelcoming Playgroups (common)
Backpack (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Zoom (common)
Jace, The Puppy Who Was Hit Too Much (common)
OCDManiac (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Amooza! (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Book (token)