[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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When That Guy who Knows Every Card enters the battlefield, other Nerds become astonished until end of turn
69/69
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When Laser Engravement enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to target creature and you choose a name.
That target has the chosen name until end of turn. Etch ![]() (When this spell resolves, you may pay ![]() . If you do it's effects are permanent.) |
Gotcha – Whenever a word is said that is not Gotcha, you may say Gotcha, if you do, draw a card
Welcome back to episode 273 of the Magic The Gathering Show, here with me today is Mark Rosewater!
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Kicker –
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn. |
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Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
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Target player reads a card to all other player's simultaneously, then draws a card
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Web is White
As an additional cost to cast Web, tap an untapped Spider you control Spider habitat ![]() : Target Insect inhabits Web until end of turn. At the end of turn, flip a coin. If you win, destroy that creature and you gain 3 life |
: Do a math equation, then draw a card |
: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature |
You may have any number of cards named Creepy Pasta in your deck
Creepy Pasta has +1/+1 for each black Food, Horror, or Construct you control ![]() : Discard two cards, activate this ability once every turn or sacrifice all cards named Creepy Pasta from libraries, graveyards, and the battlefield1/1
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Flying
2/1
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Haste, Firebreathing (
: +1/+0 until end of turn)2/1
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Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Equip legendary creature
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace |
That Guy who Knows Every Card
(rare)
Laser Engravement
(uncommon)
Talk Show
(uncommon)
Pierce Armor
(uncommon)
Cuddle
(common)
Good Read (RTFC)
(common)
Web
(common)
Calculator
(common)
Jalapeno
(common)
Creepy Pasta
(common)
Zombee
(common)
Energy Engine
(common)
Fire Elemelon
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Firearm
(token)





: Do a math equation, then draw a card
