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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Exadamus, Beyond Perfect
{b}{u}{r}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Exadamus
+3: You may cast a spell for free
0: Destroy any target
-3: You get an emblem with "Attacking creatures you control get +3/+0 and have Haste and Trample"
-7: Add mana in any combinations of colors equal to the number of cards in graveyards
13
Falter of Fate
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Choose one:
– Put target permanent on the top of it's owners library
– Search target player's library for a card and put it onto the top of their library, then shuffle.
Swiper no Swiping!
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Instant
Destroy each card named Swiper, He who Swipes
Nomicide
{2}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker {1}{b}
Destroy target creature and each creature with the same name. Then, if Nomicide was kicked, each opponent reveals their hand and discards each card with that name.
Gerbil
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
Jellyfish
{1}{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Jellyfish
{3}{r}, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, {t}: Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.
2/1
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Pumpkin
{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Pumpkin is Orange
{t}: Sacrifice Pumpkin, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Pumpkin
Pumpkin Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature has protection from Monsters
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Lock
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip permanent {1}
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders
Gtazer
{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Gtaz
{t}: Gtazer pings any target, if target is creature, it cant block this turn
1/1
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Astronaut
 T 
Token Creature – Human Astronaut
Planeswalk
2/2

Exadamus, Beyond Perfect (mythic)
Falter of Fate (uncommon)
Swiper no Swiping! (uncommon)
Nomicide (uncommon)
Gerbil (common)
Jellyfish (common)
Sunrise (common)
Pumpkin (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Lock (common)
Gtazer (common)
Tint (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Astronaut (token)