[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Royal, Unblockable.
![]() ![]() : Eldrago gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total power of Dragons you control.
, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game.0/7
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When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype)
When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype. |
Destroy target creature
If you play Hallow Ween during Halloween, destroy two target creatures |
Equip
Equipped creature has +4/+2 and has Double Strike |
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Counter target Gold spell or ability
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Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. If this targets a Cleric it costs
less to cast and has "You gain that much life" |
Target spell resolves
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pukes
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: Add or , Volcano shocks you |
Flying
2/2
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, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost |
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Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve ![]() : Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack |
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card |
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life |
Equip non-Fatso creature with an equal power and toughness
Equipped creature isn't nude |
Eldrago
(mythic)
Signpost
(uncommon)
Hallow Ween
(uncommon)
Master's Sword
(uncommon)
Hobo's Revenge
(common)
Protect Belief
(common)
Yes
(common)
Kale
(common)
Bleck
(common)
Volcano
(common)
Wild Soul
(common)
Red Mana Potion
(common)
Stack Clog
(common)
Microjumble
(common)
Bay Sick
(basic)
Squarepants
(token)


, Sacrifice seven Dragons: You win the game.


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