[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

Honeycomb R Artifact – Food Structure : Create a 1/1 yellow Insect creature token with Flying. , sacrifice Honeycomb: You gain 5 life.	Jinjurrbred Haus U Artifact – Food Structure Child and Wizard Habitat , eat a pound of candy: You gain 3 life. If you ate gingerbread this way, you gain 6 life instead. Children inhabiting this structure get -1/-1 for each Wizard inhabiting it. Wizards inhabiting this structure get +1/+1 for each Child inhabiting it.	Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses U Instant Until end of turn, spells cost more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life. As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.	Signpost U Artifact When you draft Signpost, you lock into your archtype (You cannot mainboard cards from outside of that archtype) When Signpost enters the battlefield, choose a draft archtype Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen archtype, draw a card and add one mana of each color of your archtype.
Assnaut C Creature – Donkey Astronaut Assnaut cannot attack if defending player controls Lands 1/1	Hax! C Instant – Urge Cast Hax! only if you are playing multiplayer Minecraft Report target non-hacking player	Hick C Creature – Human Farmer 1/1	Zoom C Instant Split Second Choose one: -Skip the next step or phase of target player's turn -Target spell or ability on the stack resolves, all other spells or abilities on the stack do not resolve, for each spell or ability that does not resolve this way, pay or lose 1 life
Quill C Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token	In a Jar C Suffix Suffixed creature is an Artifact in addition to it's other types and gains Storage 1	Missing 420 C Instant Count 420 (Verbally count all integers between 1 and 420 (inclusive). If you do, you gain 420 life. Otherwise, exile Missing 420.). Throw a card in your hand at target opponent. If you miss, draw a card. Otherwise, you lose the game.	Illuminate the Mind C Instant Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
Cowward C Creature – Cow Coward (Cowards cannot block) Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.) 0/1	Evil C Instant As an additional cost to cast Evil sacrifice a Simpson creature, target opponent loses 10 life, and discards their hand	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Gift T Token Artifact , Sacrifice Gift: Choose one: – Gain 5 life – Draw a card – Untap target permanent