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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Knightmare
{2}{w}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Knight Nightmare Horse
Deathtouch, Vigilance
4/4
Weirdo
{?}
 
 U 
Creature – Weird
(What should {?} be payed with?)
When Weirdo enters the battlefield, non-Weird creatures become pacified until end of turn (pacified creatures cannot attack or block and lose all abilities)
1/1
Weathered Speck
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Germ
When Weathered Speck dies, return it to your hand at the end of turn.
1/2
Money Monkey Monk
{5}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Ape Monk Swaglord
{t}: Target opponent gives you $125.00 CAD
Whenever an opponent refuses or is unable to give you money, they lose the game, they are destroyed, and you put X 1/1 white Ape Monks onto the battlefield, where X is thrice their life total
1/1
Broke College Student
{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Student
Pay {x} where X is 159 minus your IQ: Scry 100 then draw a card
Spells or abilities that would make you pay money are countered
Spells or abilities that would make you eat, make you eat Ramen or Kraft Dinner instead
1/1
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Gucci Handbag
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
Spawnkill
{w}{w}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
Sunrise
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
It becomes Morning.
Stuffy Nose
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has Snorting
Bag of Cheetos
{5}{r}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Bag of Cheetos is Orange

{t}: Eat a Cheeto, then discard a card and lose 2 life
Housewife
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
Defender
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
1/3
Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Knightmare (rare)
Weirdo (uncommon)
Weathered Speck (uncommon)
Money Monkey Monk (uncommon)
Broke College Student (common)
Dove (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Sunrise (common)
Stuffy Nose (common)
Bag of Cheetos (common)
Housewife (common)
Turdle (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Foodevil (token)