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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Black Beast
{2}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Black Beast deals combat damage to a player, they discard those many cards.
{2}{b}: Black Beast gains Deathtouch until end of turn.
3/3
Kit Hoarder
{2}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Artificer
When Kit Hoarder enters the battlefield, and at the beginning of your upkeep, Kit Hoarder gains a subtype of your choice, put a Hoarding counter on it
{3}{w}{w}{w}{b}{b}{b}: Exile Kit Hoarder, Kit Hoarder deal's 9 damage to each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you don't control, and gain 9 life for each creature that shares a type with Kit Hoarder that you control
Whenever there are seven or more Hoarding counters on Kit Hoarder or it has Nine or more subtypes, sacrifice it, then lose 5 life and sacrifice a creature
1/4
Timelord
{3}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Alien Lord
{2}{u}, {t}: Target player skips their next turn.
{2}{u}: Return Timelord to it's owner's hand. That player may put a permanent card with a lower converted mana cost in their hand onto the battlefield.
3/5
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Birthday Clown
{w}{w}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
Doodle
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Draw a picture in fifteen seconds or less, then pick an opponent, if that opponent likes the picture, you may deal 3 damage to them
Earth Elemelon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
{t}: Add {g}, activate this ability only once each turn
2/2
Porcupine
{1}{g/r}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
Vigilance, Defender
{t}: Porcupine pings a creature it's blocking
2/1
Belief in Flight
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Child
Enchanted Child has flying
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
Speck of Potential
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Speck of Potential enters the battlefield, you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
0/1
Thriving Speck
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
When Thriving Speck enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on it or another target creature with converted mana cost 1 or less.
0/1
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Suicide Bomber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Soldier
{0}: Sacrifice Suicide Bomber, it shocks target creature or Structure
2/3

Black Beast (rare)
Kit Hoarder (uncommon)
Timelord (uncommon)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Birthday Clown (common)
Doodle (common)
Earth Elemelon (common)
Porcupine (common)
Belief in Flight (common)
Tax (common)
Speck of Potential // Thriving Speck (common)
Microjumble (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Suicide Bomber (token)