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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Preferability
{2}{u}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they may ask an opponent a would you rather question, if the opponent answers honestly, does not laugh, or show discomfort, they may both draw a card
 
Explosive Diarrhea
{5}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Defecate 7 (Exile seven cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). If you do, destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 7 or less.
Internet Troll
{1}{w}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Troll Internetian
{t}: Create a Spam token
2/3
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
Rhetoricality
{?}{?}
 
 U 
Enchantment
(What should {?} be payed with?)
Whenever a player asks a rhetorical question, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Dove
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying

{w}{t}: Breed two Humans, then gain 1 life
0/1
Wild Otnak
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak
Trample
3/3
Twisted Paperclip
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ({1}, {t}: Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.)
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Drop of Pee
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Raisinshot
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Raisinshot, pay half of a {c} or {b}
Raisinshot pings any target
Storm
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Blue Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Preferability (uncommon, foil)
Explosive Diarrhea (rare)
Internet Troll (uncommon)
Cookie Cookery (uncommon)
Rhetoricality (uncommon)
Black Aura (common)
Adipose (common)
Dove (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Twisted Paperclip (common)
Com Mon (common)
GamBling (common)
Drop of Pee (common)
Raisinshot (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)