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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Enchanted Mythril Burger
{5}
 
 M 
Sorcery
You gain 10 life. If {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} was spent to cast Enchanted Mythril Burger, you gain 30 life instead.
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Shame
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Shame enters the battlefield, choose target creature and create it's Soulform (To create a creature's Soulform, create a token that is a copy of that creature except it's a white Spirit in addition to it's other colors and types.).
{5}: Destroy the chosen creature and all creatures that share a name with it. Any player may activate this ability any time they could cast a sorcery.
Voidhole
{3}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Max Health Potion
{u/r}{u/r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Max Health Potion, your life total becomes 20
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Pen15 Logo
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Logo
All creatures with nudity in their art have +1/+1
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Selfharmer
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost life this turn, draw a card
0/1
Cancerous Magic Player
{6}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
When Cancerous Magic Player enters the battlefield, choose one:
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Rabiah block.
– For the remainder of the match, hold Mark Rosewater at gunpoint and force him to make a Return to Mercadia block.
– Crease target card an opponent owns.
– Unsleeve all cards in target opponent's deck
– The next blue spell you cast this turn costs {0} instead
1/1
Fight Reflex
{r}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Target opposed creature you control pings each creature opposing it
Flight Reflex
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Remove target opposed creature you control from combat
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards
{u}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Create a card, then put it into your hand
Must click buttons in certain order to produce satisfaction
Unemployee
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
0/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Pill
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Tap another blue artifact, Sacrifice Pill: Flip a coin, if it lands on Heads, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn, if it lands on Tails, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, it becomes a Druggy until end of turn

Enchanted Mythril Burger (mythic)
Lobster (uncommon)
Shame (uncommon)
Voidhole (uncommon)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Max Health Potion (common)
Huge Man (common)
Pen15 Logo (common)
Selfharmer (common)
Cancerous Magic Player (common)
Fight Reflex // Flight Reflex (common)
Froggychums, Just Wanna Make Cards (common)
Unemployee (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Pill (token)