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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Passing of the Numero-Angel
{5}{w}{w}
 
 R 
Legendary Sorcery
Everything becomes Evil
Sub-Aquatic Inventor
{1}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Merfolk Artificer
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.), Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.)
1/3
Speedrun
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Turns may only last five seconds, if a turn would last longer than five seconds, skip that turn
Waiting for dinner
{2}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
Dragon Egg
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Dragon Child Egg
Dragon Egg cannot attack or block
Whenever there are two or more age counters on Dragon Egg, transform it
0/1
Basic Dragon
 
 C 
Creature – Dragon
Flying, Firebreathing ({r}: +1/+0 until end of turn), Haste
4/3
Nightwatch
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Nightwatch costs {2} less to cast if it's Nighttime

Look at target players hand.
Funny Dirb
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dirb
Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
Algae
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Plant
Defender
Whenever Algae blocks a creature, you may untap a Fish you control
0/1
4K doesnt make a bad thing good
 
 C 
 
Accept that graphics aren't the only factor to whether something is quality
Clone Trooper
{w}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Clone Soldier
Haste, Vigilance
2/2
GamBling
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
GamBling is Gold
{0}: Add {w}{w} or {b}{b} only if you earned money this turn and only once each turn
Boosterbot
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Construct
Magnetic (You may have this creature enter the battlefield enchanting target Construct. If you do, enchanted creature has this permanent's text box.)
2/2
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Cockroach
 T 
Token Creature – Insect
Deathtouch
Whenever you cast a green or black spell, Cockroach gains Infect until end of turn
1/1

Passing of the Numero-Angel (rare)
Sub-Aquatic Inventor (uncommon)
Speedrun (uncommon)
Waiting for dinner (uncommon)
Dragon Egg (common)
Nightwatch (common)
Funny Dirb (common)
Algae (common)
4K doesnt make a bad thing good (common)
Clone Trooper (common)
GamBling (common)
Boosterbot (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Soot (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Cockroach (token)