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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Pinnel and Nodhead
{3}{r}{r}
 
 R 
Legendary Creature – Imp Demon Devil Rogue
Madness {1}{r}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When Pinnel and Nodhead enters the battlefield it deals 1 damage to any target
Threshold – If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard when Pinnel and Nodhead enter the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to up to seven targets instead.
2/2
The Pink Panther
{3}{w}{r}{w/r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Cat
The Pink Panther is Pink.
Jump Boost 3 ({e}: Move The Pink Panther up to three inches.)
{2}{w/r}: Choose one:
– Cats get +1/+1 this turn.
– Pink creatures get +1/+1 this turn.
3/3
Aver Hassif
{w}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Hassif
Vigilance
3/4
Godspeed
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a white Angel in addition to it's other colors and types and gains Super Haste
Digsite Digger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Worker
{2}{t}: Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield
2/2
Rigsite Rigger
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Rigger
{2}{t}: Assemble a Contraption
2/2
Microjumble
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
Adipose
{x}{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+X and is a Fatso in addition to it's other types. If X is five or more, enchanted creature also gains Trample.
Boon of the Clerical
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
If you start with Boon of the Clerical in your opening hand, you may exile it. Your starting life total becomes equal to your starting life total plus 10.
You gain 5 life.
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Clown Clone
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Clone
2/2
Itchy Clothing Tag
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Tag
Equip Equipment as it enters the battlefield {0}
{t}: Scratch or Tickle target equipped creature of equipped Equipment, it's controller may tap it's Parent, if they do, stop.
Brain
{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
Brain is Pink
{t}: Scry 10, then draw three cards
Red Aura
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is red in addition to it's other types
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Pinnel and Nodhead (rare)
The Pink Panther (uncommon)
Aver Hassif (uncommon)
Godspeed (uncommon)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger (common)
Microjumble (common)
Adipose (common)
Boon of the Clerical (common)
Pain (common)
Clown Clone (common)
Itchy Clothing Tag (common)
Brain (common)
Red Aura (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Shipping Container (token)