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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
 
 M 
Creature – Worker
When Counter Counter enters the battlefield, choose one:
-Put a +1/+1 counter on Counter Counter for each +1/+1 counter that was put onto creatures on the battlefield this turn
-Counter target spell for each spell that was countered this turn
0/1
 U 
Creature – Italian Astronaut
Pastanaut is Gold
{y}: Create a Bread token, activate this ability only if you control a Vehicle or Plane
2/3
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Cast Rowling's App only if you control a Legendary Author creature
Equip Equipment: Pay CAD $9.99
Equipped Equipment has "Equipped creature has "{t}: Add {u}{u}""
 U 
Creature – Treefolk
Whenever Sandy Oak blocks a creature, create a 1/1 Sand creature token that you may assign as a blocker, blocking the creature Sandy Oak is blocking.
2/4
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Smurfberry, target Smurf has +1/+1 and Hexproof until end of turn
The most plentiful fruit in Smurfield, Smurfton
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Blue Mana Potion: Target creature you control gains "{t}: Draw half X cards rounded up", where X is that creature's converted mana cost
 C 
Creature – Clown Shaman
{t}: Create a Balloon artifact token
2/3
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Cat
Haste
Whenever Hellcat attacks, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to you.
3/1
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat
1/1
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Fish
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
2/2

Antilandlubber's Diversity (common, foil)
Counter Counter (mythic)
Pastanaut (uncommon)
Rowling's App (uncommon)
Sandy Oak (uncommon)
Smurfberry (common)
Blue Mana Potion (common)
Birthday Clown (common)
common 500 again i guess hecc (common)
Hellcat (common)
Pupper (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Gerbil (common)
LEGO (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Fish (token)