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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Creature – Ape Swaglord
{1}{w/b}: Create a Spam token.
{x}{w}{b}, {t}, Sacrifice Harambe, the Unforgotten: Internetians you control get +X/+0 and cannot be blocked by Children this turn.
"They should have shot the child..."
– Morons
5/5
 U 
Creature – Fish Horror
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
Cards in hidden zones cannot be revealed.
Whenever Deep-Sea Horror deals combat damage to a player, they mill four cards.
2/2
 U 
Legendary Creature – Germ
The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players.
{2}: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
0/2
 U 
Creature – Snake Lord
Lifelink, Vigilance, Royal (Royal Kobra is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
4/4
 C 
Instant
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add {r} to their mana pool
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell. If a green spell was countered this way, tap target land it's controller controls.
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Red Apple, gain 2 life
{r}{r}{t}, tap two Red creatures you control, sacrifice Red Apple: Gain 4 life and create a red Plant token
Green Apple
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Green Apple, gain 2 life
{g}{g}{t}, tap two Green creatures you control:, sacrifice Green Apple: Gain 4 life, and create a green Plant token
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
 C 
Creature – Broken Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1zBtJhgwBI
1/1
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gains, "{c}{c}: Attach this creature with an equipment, all counters provided by the equipment are doubled"
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one twelfth of Bread, gain 2 life or draw a card
{g}{g}: Target Plains you control becomes a Wheatfarm

Harambe, the Unforgotten (mythic)
Deep-Sea Horror (uncommon)
The First Creation (uncommon)
Royal Kobra (uncommon)
Wrasslin' (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Illuminate the Mind (redone srsly) (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Red Apple // Green Apple (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Growth (common)
Froggychum, after making a card-dump (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Gucci Handbag (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Bread (token)