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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gift of Passion
{r}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Passion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Haste.
 
Black Beast
{2}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Beast
Whenever Black Beast deals combat damage to a player, they discard those many cards.
{2}{b}: Black Beast gains Deathtouch until end of turn.
3/3
Mana Nana
{1}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Chef
Cook Bread – {2} ({2}: Create a Bread token)
Whenever a Food token enters the battlefield under your control, add {g}.
2/2
Ewe Aven
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird
{3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game
2/2
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
High Schooler
{12}{u/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human Teenager Student Idiot
{t}: Scry 13
13/13
Boost
{u/r}
 
 C 
Instant
Open a booster pack, you may put a card from among it into your hand, then shuffle the dirty remains
Rektum
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{b}{b}: Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art
Wall Nut
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Wall
Defender
{t}, Sacrifice Wall Nut: You gain 2 life
0/2
I, Eye
{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery – Self-Realization
You become a 1/1 blue Eye creature token with Flying, Curiosity (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.) and Protection from Everything until end of turn.
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Bad Ass
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Donkey
{t}: Say something mean, then gain 1 life
1/1
Kickboxer
{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fighter
Kicker {r}
When Kickboxer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it gets +1/+1 and gains Haste until end of turn
1/1
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Gift of Passion (common, foil)
Black Beast (rare)
Mana Nana (uncommon)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
High Schooler (common)
Boost (common)
Rektum (common)
Wall Nut (common)
I, Eye (common)
Derp (common)
Bad Ass (common)
Kickboxer (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)