[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Candy Bear    U  Artifact Creature – Food Bear : Sacrifice Candy Bear, create four Bear Paws 2/2	Supervampire    R  Creature – Supervampire Undeathtouch 5/5	Plantation Worker    U  Creature – Human Worker Slave : Create two 1/1 black and green Plant tokens 2/3	Elidocorc    U  Legendary Creature – Elidocorc Elidocorc is the bane of Crocodiles and Alligators 3/3
I, Ajan    U  Instant – Self-Realization Cast I, Ajan only if you control an Ajani planeswalker. Ajani planeswalkers become 2/2 Cat creatures with Lifelink for the remainder of the game. They are still planeswalkers.	White Cloth    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is white in addition to it's other colors and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types	Pixel Ouphe    C  Creature – Ouphe Internetian Defender Whenever Pixel Ouphe is dealt combat damage, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it (it must survive the damage for the counter to be placed on it) 0/5	Dull Dagger    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"
Red Rag    C  Artifact – Junk	Print    C  Instant Create a Book token Imprint    C  Instant Imprint	Leperboi    C  Creature – Leper : Sacrifice any amount of Leperboi, discard a card for each square centimeter sacrificed this way 1/1	Hellfyre Shot    C  Sorcery Kicker – If Hellfyre Shot was kicked, it has Deathtouch. Hellfyre Shot deals 2 damage to target creature.
New York Cheesecake    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game	Quill    C  Artifact Quill is White When Quill enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 1 damage to a Bird you control, if you don't, exile it , Tap an untapped blue Human you control with converted mana cost 6 or greater: Create one two-hundredth of a Book token	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN    B  Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Grey GMO Goo  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Candy Bear (uncommon, foil)
Supervampire (rare)
Plantation Worker (uncommon)
Elidocorc (uncommon)
I, Ajan (uncommon)
White Cloth (common)
Pixel Ouphe (common)
Dull Dagger (common)
Red Rag (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Leperboi (common)
Hellfyre Shot (common)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Quill (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)