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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Customian Morphic Lakes
 M 
Plane – Customia
Customian creatures are Shapeshifters in addition to their other types and get +1/+1
Whenever you roll {chaos} you may cast a Customian creature spell from your hand for free
Ewe Aven
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird
{3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game
2/2
Bonecrusher Zombie
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Zombie
When Bonecrusher Zombie enters the battlefield, if it is Halloween, destroy target Skeleton.
3/3
Hellbent Topdecker
{1}{r}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Idiot
Hellbent – Hellbent Topdecker gets +3/+3 and gains Haste
3/3
Shell Armor
{2}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue non-Human Animal Creature {0}
Equipped blue non-Human Animal Creature gains +0/+2 and has protection from sharp creatures (a creature is sharp if it has greater power than toughness)
Char
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Char pings any target, it becomes black until end of turn
Dat Boi
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
Nein
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target spell with a German accent
Watermelon
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
Sacrifice Watermelon: Add X mana of any combination of blue or green mana, where X is four minus the number of halfseconds it took you to activate this ability
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Deja Vu
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Copy target spell
Keg
{u}{b}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Create a Beer token
Whenever a Drunk enters the battlefield, sacrifice Keg
Hopeful Dream
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Hopeful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
You gain 3 life and untap target creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or less
Surge Protector
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip blue artifact
Equipped permanent has Protection from red instants.
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Yarn
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}: Tap target Cat

Customian Morphic Lakes (mythic)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
Bonecrusher Zombie (uncommon)
Hellbent Topdecker (uncommon)
Shell Armor (common)
Char (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Nein (common)
Watermelon (common)
Gag (common)
Deja Vu (common)
Keg (common)
Hopeful Dream (common)
Surge Protector (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Yarn (token)