[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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, : Create a Book token. Then draw cards equal to the number of Book tokens you control and lose that much life.2/2
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Flying, Deathtouch, Indestructible
: Target creature becomes a Statue in addition to it's other types until end of turn, and may not attack or block4/3
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When Ageism enters the battlefield, choose a number
: Target creature with a number of age counters on it not equal to the chosen number gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the difference between their age counters and the chosen number |
Player's may not take extra turns
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Destroy target green permanent or counter target green spell.
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I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
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Equip
Equipped creature gains Lockpick ( , : Tap target artifact. Then, you gain control of it UEOT.) |
![]() , Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.
Tap an untapped Plant you control, : Create a Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token.2/1
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Bonk: Laugh 1 (To Laugh, laugh for at least one seconds. If you do, you gain 1 life.)
1/1
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Target spell resolves
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Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add
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Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
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As an additional cost to cast Insightful Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Scry 3 then you may tap target permanent that shares a type with a card looked at this way. |
Multikicker
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked |
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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: Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life |
Myc Anon, Unlisted Source
(mythic)
Basilisk
(uncommon)
Ageism
(uncommon)
Waiting
(uncommon)
Illuminate the Mind
(common)
Teddy Bear
(common)
Twisted Paperclip
(common)
Jellyfish
(common)
Funny Dirb
(common)
Yes
(common)
Fat Ass (the Second)
(common)
Vivoon
(common)
Insightful Dream
(common)
Combo
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Beef Jerky
(token)


: Create a Book token. Then draw cards equal to the number of Book tokens you control and lose that much life.



, Remove Jellyfish from combat: Jellyfish deals 1 damage to any target.