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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 R 
Enchantment
Spells cost {1} more to cast
 U 
Enchantment Creature
Pog Collection's power and toughness are equal to the number of Pogs you own
Talk to lawyer Morty, he's lit af
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 U 
Legendary Artifact
Whenever an opponent uses a mannerism, shock each target they own
 U 
Enchantment
All creatures are Workers in addition to their other types
 C 
Instant
Change target character in target creature's name
Draw a card
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has Landwalk
 C 
Creature – Human
Mr Commitment Issues cannot be combined or bred with other creatures

At the end of every turn remove all counters from Mr Commitment Issues
4/4
 C 
Tribal Enchantment – Sheep Aura
Equipped creature is a Sheep and gets +0/+X where X is the number of Sheep you control.
Yo dude check out this sick new merch, am I good enough now, daddy?
 C 
Artifact – Food
{r/g}{t}: Choose one:
-Target player eats a Habanero
-Habanero bolts target creature, then it pings you
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Red in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from red, and gets +1/+0 for each Red creature in play

Red creatures have protection from the equipped creature
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield target creature Spawnkill's controller controls destroys it, then Spawnkill's controller sacrifices Spawnkill
{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1
Krewl
{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – {1}{g} ({1}{g}: Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life.
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
 T 
Token Emblem
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one:
-Tattoo drains 2
-Add two mana of any one color
-Destroy target creature with converted mana cost equal or less than the highest converted mana cost among creatures you control

Gentrification (rare)
Pog Collection (uncommon)
Tou Rette's Turret (uncommon)
Henchantment (uncommon)
Microjumble (common)
Shoe of Nigel (common)
Mr Commitment Issues (common)
Branding of the Sheep (common)
Habanero (common)
Red Bandana (common)
Spawnkill (common)
Kewl // Krewl (common)
Double Jump (common)
Bakery (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Tattoo (token)