[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
Shuffle target permanent into it's owners library. That player mills ten cards. |
All your creatures gain Hungry 2 until end of turn
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Landwalk
Blocks are the Bane of Ken Toe 3/2
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One-Off (Only one of You Only Ask Once (YOAO) may be in any deck, and only one may be played per match)
Target player may reveal their hand. If they don't, you gain 7 life. |
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Squirrel Habitat
![]() , : Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.
![]() , , Sacrifice Pine Tree: Create four 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with Defender. |
Spank pings target Child
Draw a card |
Create a cake token
After missing 200, and 300, I've decided its time for cake!
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Flying
Whenever Glitterwing deals combat damage to a player, tap target creature that player controls. 1/1
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: Target Food becomes black until end of turn, if that Food would become tapped for the remainder of the game, it's controller loses 1 life |
Chef Habitat
Cook Bread – ![]() (![]() : Create a Bread token)
Tap an untapped Chef you control: You gain 2 life. |
Flying
: Destroy Bubble, any player may activate this ability |
Whenever a Plant or Insect enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Beet Beetle, if you do, draw a card
2/1
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![]() : Lose 2 life, target nonblack creature get's Rekt, as long as it has nudity in it's art |
Target player fights another target player, if they win, they may add
to their mana pool |
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.-1/2500
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Sacrifice Bacon: Gain 100 Life
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Archmage's Endgame
(mythic)
Waiting for dinner
(uncommon)
Ken Toe
(uncommon)
You Only Ask Once (YOAO)
(uncommon)
Pine Tree
(common)
Spank
(common)
3...2...1... CARD CELEBRATION!
(common)
Glitterwing
(common)
Charcoal
(common)
Bakery
(common)
Bubble
(common)
Beet Beetle
(common)
Rektum
(common)
Wrasslin'
(common)
Draconic Dragon
(basic)
Bacon
(token)




: Target creature inhabiting this structure gets +3/+3 this turn.



POIN
: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.