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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
 
The Battle Within
{b}{b}{b}
 
 R 
Instant
Target creature destroys itself
Hammerspace
{3}{u}
 
 U 
Instant
Put target Equipment you control from outside of the game into your hand. Until end of turn, you may cast that card for free
Etanod
{1}{u}{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Etanod
Whenever you give money, win those many games
3/3
Cyborgicide
{2}{g}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Destroy all artifact creatures.
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Ice Scream
{w/u}
 
 C 
Instant
Tap any target for the remainder of the game, create an IceCream token
Hamster
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Rat Boar
{t}: Sacrifice Hamster, create one Beef Jerky token, then draw a card
1/1
Egg
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Egg
{t}, Tear Egg into as many pieces as you can within 5 seconds: Add a quarter of {g} for each new piece of Egg beyond the first, then sacrifice them all and throw them away
Troll Hole
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Destroy target land, if you do, you create a 2/2 black Troll with "{b}: Regenerate this creature"
Dust
{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Spoon (The Utility)
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
{c}{c}{t}: Draw a card, and then eat a spoonful of anything an opponent gives you in the next thirty seconds, if you're spoon is empty, or you don't swallow, discard a card
Meow
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Meow, tap a Cat you control

Target opponent gives you a card, return it at the end of the match
Water Elemelon
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Food Elemental
Hexproof
{u}: Target Land becomes an Island until end of turn
1/2
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
{b}
 
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
Blue Jellyfish Jam
 T 
Token Artifact – Food Delectable
Sacrifice Blue Jellyfish Jam: Heal target creature. If a Plant creature is healed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Growth (common, foil)
The Battle Within (rare)
Hammerspace (uncommon)
Etanod (uncommon)
Cyborgicide (uncommon)
Workhorse (common)
Ice Scream (common)
Hamster (common)
Egg (common)
Troll Hole (common)
Dust (common)
Spoon (The Utility) (common)
Meow (common)
Water Elemelon (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
Blue Jellyfish Jam (token)