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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
I, Aye, Captain!
{u}{b}{r}
 
 R 
Enchantment
As long as you control I, Aye, Captain!, you are a 4/3 Grixis Pirate creature with "{2}: Untap another target Pirate creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature". You are still a player.
Every Man has a Price... (Any player may pay {x}, where X is this permanent's CMC to gain control of it.)
Futurama
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Instant – TVShow
Reenact the entire plot of Futurama
Mop (old)
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Human {2}
Equipped human is a Janitor in addition to it's other types and has "{t}: Remove {u} from target player"
Boon of Fortune
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Merfolk Rogue
Diving (This creature can only block and be blocked by creatures with Diving.)
2/1
Teamer
{u}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Internetian Child
Pay {u}, {r}, or {g}: Teamer combines with another Internetian or Child until end of turn
Teamer gets +1/+1 for each creature it is combined with
bruh team bruh pls
1/1
Tardigrade
{0}
 
 C 
Creature – Germ
Protection from everything
0/1
Lava Spitter
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Lizard
{r}, Sacrifice Lava Spitter: It deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/1
Thicc
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Female
Enchanted Female gets +0/+2 and is a Thot in addition to her other types
Poopy Fart
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Gag
{b/g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, if it would die this way bounce it instead
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Pile of Trash
{3}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
When Pile of Trash enters the battlefield, create two colorless Junk tokens.
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Puppetmastery
 T 
Emblem

I, Aye, Captain! (rare)
Futurama (uncommon)
Mop (old) (uncommon)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
Deep-Sea Treasure-Hunter (common)
Teamer (common)
Tardigrade (common)
Lava Spitter (common)
Thicc (common)
Poopy Fart (common)
Gag (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Growth (common)
Pile of Trash (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Puppetmastery (token)