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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Yuyu Imp
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Imp Idiot
{t}: Add {u}
{2}{u}, {t}: Create a Book token
the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy
0/0.999
 
Loot Chest!
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact
{t}: Exile Loot Chest!, search your library for 5 cards, and cast them onto the battlefield
Oh man i really want a MLP Applejack!
Horsepower
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Instant
Horsepower shocks any target for each Horse you control
Meleeism
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Meleeism enters the battlefield all creatures lose Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
Creatures cannot gain Flying, Reach, Swimming, Fishing, and Spaceflight
All creatures have +1/+0
Naga Nagger
{b}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Naga
Deathtouch, Hexproof
annoying
1/3
Hag Nag
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Hag
Trample
Tapprice (Any player may tap Hag Nag at any time by paying {x}, where X is Hag Nag's CMC.)
demanding
4/4
Red Mana Potion
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}, Sacrifice Red Mana Potion: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 where X is that creature's converted mana cost
Sad Clown
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Clown Demon Horror
Deathtouch, Lifelink, Deathlink, Lifetouch
2/2
Tweet
{0}
 
 C 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay {w}, {u}, {r} or {b}
Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and "{3}, Tweet: Draw a card"
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Print
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Create a Book token
Imprint
{1}
 
 C 
Instant
Imprint
Evil Guy
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Evil Human
1/1
Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Put twenty +1/+1 counters on target creature you control
Prison Shiv
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has +4/-2 and is black
Soot
{b}
 
 C 
Artifact – Junk
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
LmaoAlien
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Yuyu Imp (common, foil)
Loot Chest! (rare)
Horsepower (uncommon)
Meleeism (uncommon)
Naga Nagger // Hag Nag (uncommon)
Red Mana Potion (common)
Sad Clown (common)
Tweet (common)
Merci (common)
Print // Imprint (common)
Evil Guy (common)
Growth (common)
Prison Shiv (common)
Soot (common)
Grainforest (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)