[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
![]() , Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain 10 life.
![]() , Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature
![]() , Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control. |
Target opponent gets a noogie, if they cry, they have to give you $5.00 CAD or concede the game
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The First Creation enters the battlefield with -X Age counters on it.
Protection from things with more Age counters and all players. : Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).0/2
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Haste, Prowess
3/3
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You gain control of target thing that you own.
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Defender
3/2
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Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
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Gain 100 life: Create any number of Lands
Landlubber is the Bane of Pirates 1/1
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Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
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Equip permanent
Equipped permanent gains Protection from everything except Rogues and Raiders |
Haste
2/1
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Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains " ![]() : Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token" |
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Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
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When Animemal enters the battlefield, it becomes any Animal Creature type of your choice for the remainder of the game
2/2
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: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
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Sacrifice Sound Cloud: You gain 1 life and Sound Cloud pings any target
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Bamboo Shoot
(rare)
Noogie
(uncommon)
The First Creation
(uncommon)
Pro
(uncommon)
Takeback the Right (aka Indian-Style Giving)
(common)
Knight of the Fort
(common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift
(common)
Landlubber
(common)
Ni-Gel
(common)
Lock
(common)
Redhead
(common)
Dudeism
(common)
Cringe
(common)
Animemal
(common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi
(basic)
Sound Cloud
(token)


, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: You gain control of target animal creature
, Sacrifice Bamboo Shoot: Bamboo Shoot deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Plants you control.

: Exile The First Creation and create two Carbon Copies of it (Carbon Copies have the same auras, equipments, counters, levels, etc).
: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn