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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Ragemancer
{2}{r}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Viashino Wizard
{r}{g}: Ragemancer deals 1 damage to target creature. If it survives, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
4/3
Golden Golem
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Creature – Golem
Royal (Golden Golem is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
3/3
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae
{2}{w}{w}{y}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae: Gain 4 life for each white or yellow food you have sacrificed this game, then gain 10 life
Home Makeover
{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Transform target Structure
Jury Duty
{3}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant white or blue creature

Enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, and enters the Jury Bench

Whenever a black spell resolves, player's may vote to give the spell's controller a Guilty or Not Guilty emblem, then remove all creatures from the Jury Bench
Pupper
{w/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Hound
{1}: Transform Pupper
(Pupper transforms into Doggo)
1/1
Dark Fae of the NEMBK
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Faerie
Flying, Lifelink
1/1
Horrific Dream
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Horrific Dream, tap an untapped creature you control
Each player discards a card and loses 2 life.
Szechuan Sauce
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Szechuan Sauce enters the battlefield, watch an episode of Rick and Morty, if you understand it, make a reddit post about it
{t}: Sacrifice Szechuan Sauce, choose one:
-Gain 2 life
-Target opponent gives you $2.00 CAD
Hummus
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
When Hummus enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may burn $2.50 CAD, if you do put an Investment counter on Hummus
{t}: Sacrifice Hummus, gain 3 life for each Investment counter on Hummus
When Hummus leaves the battlefield, burn $7.50 CAD
Wedding Ring
{c}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Wedding Ring is Pink
Equip {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, equipped creature breeds with another target creature you control
Broom
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Cleric or Worker {1}
Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Subscriber
 T 
Token Creature – Human Internetian
Like or Dislike? That is the question.
1/1

Ragemancer (rare)
Golden Golem (uncommon)
Banana Split Ice Cream Sundae (uncommon)
Home Makeover (uncommon)
Jury Duty (common)
Pupper (common)
Dark Fae of the NEMBK (common)
Horrific Dream (common)
Szechuan Sauce (common)
Hummus (common)
Wedding Ring (common)
Broom (common)
Fluke (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Subscriber (token)