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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Hoarder
{2}{b}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Peasant
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card and lose 1 life for each Junk you control.
2/3
Wimpy Oil
{b}
 
 U 
Artifact
Hydrophobic (Wimpy Oil cannot be in play if a blue thing is)
Tap five untapped Workers you control, Sacrifice Wimpy Oil: Add {b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
Fish (the Verb)
{2}{u}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap target blue creature.

Until end of turn, it becomes 0/1, loses all abilities except that it gains Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming).
Devalue
{x}{w}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Permanents, spells and cards you control's converted mana cost is equal to their converted mana cost minus X
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Lucky Penny
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact – Coin
{t}: Put a Luck counter on Lucky Penny
{x}{t}, Remove X Luck counters from Lucky Penny: Add {x}{x}
Black Aura
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
Derp
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
1/1
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Pepperoni Pizza
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice one eighth of Pepperoni Pizza, draw a card, then gain 2 life if the drawn card was the color of a pizza topping you have eaten in the past 24 hours
Rosegold Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Rosegold Curd dies add {r}
0/0.01
Nayasaur
{w}{r}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Dinosaur
Trample
3/3
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Teddy Bear
{1}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Bear Demon
I watch you when you sleep, soon I will eat your face
2/2
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Tiger's Eye
 T 
Token Artifact
{3}{t}: You may cast a spell from your hand with "Roar" in it's name for free

Hoarder (rare)
Wimpy Oil (uncommon)
Fish (the Verb) (uncommon)
Devalue (uncommon)
Merci (common)
Lucky Penny (common)
Black Aura (common)
Derp (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Pepperoni Pizza (common)
Rosegold Curd (common)
Nayasaur (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Teddy Bear (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Tiger's Eye (token)