[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Manhunt    R  Sorcery Draw cards until you draw a Male Human creature card, if you do not, you lose the game	Gem of Rekt    U  Enchantment Artifact Whenever a player loses the game or is destroyed, they are Rekt instead	Family Tree    U  Creature – Treefolk Whenever you populate, put a +1/+1 counter on Family Tree. 2/2	Pick up Fifty-Two    U  Sorcery Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
Gift Goblin    C  Creature – Goblin Child Haste , Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn 2/1	Energy Engine    C  Artifact – Engine :	Boned Fish    C  Creature – Fish Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing) 1/2	Cuddle    C  Instant Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Pinecone    C  Artifact – Plant : Sacrifice Pinecone, create two copies of Pinecone except they are tokens	Nut    C  Artifact – Food : Target player with a nut allergy becomes Rekt, they must eat a nut, destroy that player	Gerbil    C  Creature – Rat 1/1	Teenager    C  Creature – Human Evil Teenager Idiot 13/13
Water Bottle Flip    C  Instant Flip a water bottle, if you succeed, draw a card	Yutt    C  Creature – Yutt 2/2	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Beef Jerky  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Beef Jerky, gain 1 life

Manhunt (rare)
Gem of Rekt (uncommon)
Family Tree (uncommon)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Gift Goblin (common)
Energy Engine (common)
Boned Fish (common)
Cuddle (common)
Pinecone (common)
Nut (common)
Gerbil (common)
Teenager (common)
Water Bottle Flip (common)
Yutt (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Beef Jerky (token)