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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Berry Minefield
 
 R 
Land
Berry Minefield enters the battlefield tapped
{t}: Add {w} or {r}
{w}{r}: Sacrifice two Foods with converted mana cost 2 or less, then choose one:
-Berry Minefield bolts any number of targets
-You gain 2 life for each Red and White creature
Lobster
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Crab
Lobster is Blue
Defender
{1}: Lobster has +0/+1 until end of turn
3/1
Decc Stacc
{4}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
You may put any number of cards in any order in any zone as long you own them
Blue Jellyfish
{u}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Jellyfish
Flying, Haste
{2}{r}: Blue Jellyfish deals 2 damage to any target
Tap two untapped Plant creatures you control: Create a Blue Jellyfish Jam artifact Food token
2/2
Bumfart
{g/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Put an Infect counter on target player
Combo
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Multikicker {r}
Combo pings any target, then pings any target an additional time for each time Combo was kicked
Thinker
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Alien
{t}: Scry 1
{4}{t}: Draw a card
Their planet is hall after hall of still Thinker, this is how their race survived
1/1
Leaked Nudes
{4}
 
 C 
Enchantment Artifact
Whenever a creature spell is cast, take a picture of your naked body and post it on Facebook
Lily Vester has still been silent about the release of these shocking, and somewhat arousing images
Huge Man
{2}{g}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Giant
Trample, Reach
4/4
Toddler Safety Rail
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Wall
You may have up to ten cards in your deck named Toddler Safety Rail
{1}: Combine Toddler Safety Rail with another card you control named Toddler Safety Rail
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose X target Child creatures, where X is the number of combined cards named Toddler Safety Rail you control, permanents you control have protection from the chosen creatures until end of turn
Fatboi
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Fatso
Indigestion (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, add {r}.)
2/3
Cancelled!
{1}{w}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target TVShow spell
Pain
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Physically harm your opponent
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists
{s}
 
 C 
Basic Creature – Evil
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists gets +1/+0 for each totally unique creature we share
Whenever a non-nice creature enters the cuddlefield, return me to Mommy's tummy and put a Victim counter on me
0/0
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
JRR
 T 
Legendary Creature – Human Author
{t}: Create a Book token
{5}{g}{g}: Green creatures and Mythic creatures you control are unblockable and get +X/+X where X is thrice the number of books you control
2/2

Berry Minefield (rare)
Lobster (uncommon)
Decc Stacc (uncommon)
Blue Jellyfish (uncommon)
Bumfart (common)
Combo (common)
Thinker (common)
Leaked Nudes (common)
Huge Man (common)
Toddler Safety Rail (common)
Fatboi (common)
Cancelled! (common)
Pain (common)
Unnecessarily Radical Leftists (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
JRR (token)