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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Gladly in Gold
{3}{u}{u}
 
 R 
Sorcery
Draw a card for each Gold permanent you control
Bayonet
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Equipment {2}
Equipped Equipment gains "Equipped creature has +0/+4 and Last Strike"
Indian Giver
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature
Spells you cast have Buyback {2}
2/3
Pharmer
{g}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Farmer Horror
{t}: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token with Defender, then pop a pill
2/2
Farmacist
{u}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Cleric Horror
{t}: Create a colorless Prescription artifact token, then eat a carrot
2/2
Prayer
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant
Pray, if you feel happy, gain 2 life
Hex
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes a 0/1 green Frog and loses all abilities. It must block if able.
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Do it for the LOLS
LOL
 
 C 
Legendary LOL – LOL
Tell a joke, if nobody laughs, you lose the game
CAST ME FER TEH LAWLZ
Shimmering Soul
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Spirit
Flying
1/2
Brainless
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Idiot
Protection from Zombies
1/1
Bedtime
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Cast Bedtime only if the sun is setting

{0}: Create a Dream token, activate this ability only if you are sleeping, and only if it has been 15 minutes since last being activated

When the sun rises, sacrifice Bedtime
Illuminate the Heart
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target blue spell or destroy target blue creature.
Get Rekt
{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
As Get Rekt is cast, any player may pay {2} to counter it

Target player gets Rekt
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Firearm
 T 
Token Artifact – Equipment
Equip legendary creature {4}
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace

Gladly in Gold (rare)
Bayonet (uncommon)
Indian Giver (uncommon)
Pharmer // Farmacist (uncommon)
Prayer (common)
Hex (common)
Silver Sliver (common)
Do it for the LOLS (common)
Shimmering Soul (common)
Brainless (common)
Bedtime (common)
Illuminate the Heart (common)
Get Rekt (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Firearm (token)