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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
{4}
 
 R 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Medkit, Wait ten seconds: Heal all creatures you control, gain 100 life
 U 
Creature – Human Fatso
Haste
Whenever Competitive Eater attacks you may pay {2} if you do, destroy target Food
2/1
 U 
Instant
Each player discards their hand
 U 
Creature – Cow Coward Cleric
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice
{w} or pay 2 life: Target Coward you control gains Protection from the thing of your choice this turn.
0/1
 C 
Creature – Golem
{t}: Put a -1/-1 counter on Yarn Golem, create a Yarn token
3/3
 C 
Instant
Counter target counterspell
"Counter that."
"Heh good thing im splashing blue"
"Do we even want to play this game?"
"I think it's like Golf."
 C 
Creature – Clone Warrior
You may have up to six cards in your deck named Dopple Ganger

{2}{u/b}{u/b}: Search your library for another card named Dopple Ganger, Dopple Ganger becomes another target creature of your choice until end of turn
2/1
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Candy Bar!, eat a food item containing more than 90% of your daily value of sugar
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Tax
{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Cast Tax only when a player casts a spell or activates an ability that target's you or a permanent you control
Target player gives you $X.00 CAD where X is the spell or ability's converted mana cost
 C 
Sorcery
Frame for Crime deals damage to any target equal to thrice the number of things on the Jury Bench
Frameshift
{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Frame becomes another target Frame until end of turn
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Frog Swaglord
o shit waddup
2/3
 C 
Creature – Bird
Royal (Bald Eagle is Gold, and has Indestructible and Hexproof)
Flying
3/3
 C 
Artifact – Delectable
Sacrifice Bee Syrup, Say "Honey", then gain 2 life
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty
I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Medkit (rare)
Competitive Eater (uncommon)
All with Nothing (uncommon)
Cowwardingman (uncommon)
Yarn Golem (common)
NO, I AM THE COUNTERMAGE! (common)
Dopple Ganger (common)
Candy Bar! (common)
Ree! (common)
Tax (common)
Frame for Crime // Frameshift (common)
Dat Boi (common)
Bald Eagle (common)
Bee Syrup (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)