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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Grainmill
{2}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Artifact
{g}, Tap an untapped creature you control, mill six cards: Draw a card.
Whenever you draw your second card in a turn, choose one:
– The next Food spell you cast this turn costs {0}.
– Add {g}{g}{g}.
– You gain 10 life.
Sophia
{u}{u}{u}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Robot
As long as Sophia is in play, players may not scry
{t}: Sophia becomes a Human in addition to it's other types until end of turn, then draw a card
1/1
Slave Trade
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Trade Slave (You and target opponent each put a Slave card from your hands into the other player's hand.).
You lose 2 life.
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod
{e}{e}{e}
 
 U 
Instant
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod is red
All your Fatsos get +3/+0 and lose Defender until end of turn
When Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod resolves, put it at the bottom of it's owner
Pylon
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Move target Vehicle
Blue Bandana
{u}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play

Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature
Coal Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Coal Curd dies add {b}
0/0.01
Cowward
{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Cow Coward
(Cowards cannot block)
Cowardice (Whenever a creature with a higher cost, power, or toughness than this creature enters the battlefield, exile Cowward thrice and lose 100 life.)
0/1
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Vegetal Bepis
{u}{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
Gift Goblin
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Child
Haste
{1}, Unwrap a gift you own: Gift Goblin gets +2/+0 until end of turn
2/1
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
{w}{u}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target green Food gains "{w}: Gain 1 life"
Notak
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Notak
Deathlink (Damage dealt by Notak causes it's controller to lose that much life)
1/1
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Shipping Container
 T 
Artifact – Structure
Idiot and Rat Habitat
Storage 5

Grainmill (rare)
Sophia (uncommon)
Slave Trade (uncommon)
Going to the Fridge to Get More Fod (uncommon)
Pylon (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Coal Curd (common)
Cowward (common)
Dudeism (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Gift Goblin (common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton) (common)
Notak (common)
Crackhead (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Shipping Container (token)