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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Customian Changeling
{4}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Creature – Shapeshifter
Customian Changeling is all Customian creature types
6/6
Druclarep
{1}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Druclarep
Vigilance
1/3
Restricted Exploitation
{1}{u}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Players cannot play more than one land in a turn, even if another effect allows them to.
"If the Ancient Egyptians had done this, their land on the Nile would not have suffered from desertification"
- EpicHistorian420
Codename: Fencing
{1}{w}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Human Rogue Warrior
First Strike
{w}: +0/+1
{r}: +1/+0
3/1
Microphone
{2}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip creature {1}{u} or {1}{r}
If the former Equip cost was paid, equipped creature is an Advisor. If the latter was paid, equipped creature is a Musician.
Crab
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Crab
Crab is Red
{1}: Crab has +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Hummingbyrd
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Bird
Flying, Super haste
1/1
Those Who Hide in Darkness
{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Evils
Deathtouch
Whenever a white spell is cast, sacrifice Those Who Hide in Darkness
They committed their sins in darkness, then someone turned on the lights and they saw all that they had inflicted
10/10
Beep Beep
{2}{r}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature gets +6/+0 until end of turn
Imma Sheep
{g}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Target creature has power and toughness of 2/2 until end of turn
Mick's Crafter
{1}{w/u}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Slave
{t}: Add {w} or {u}
1/2
Pearl Curd
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Curd
When Pearl Curd dies add {w}
0/0.01
Cuddle
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Cuddle with your opponent, if you both feel pleasure, you both win the game
Pig Tails
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip Female Human Child {1}
Equipped Female Human Child has Hexproof and gains "Tap a Boar you control: Flip a coin, if it lands on Tails, gain 2 life, activate this ability only once per turn"
Navy War
{3}{u}{u}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Choose one:
-All Vehicles you control gain Swimming, Fishing and Reach until end of turn
-Any number of target Vehicles you control, fight any number of target creatures you don't control
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Gift
 T 
Token Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Gift: Choose one:
– Gain 5 life
– Draw a card
– Untap target permanent

Customian Changeling (rare)
Druclarep (uncommon)
Restricted Exploitation (uncommon)
Codename: Fencing (uncommon)
Microphone (common)
Crab (common)
Hummingbyrd (common)
Those Who Hide in Darkness (common)
Beep Beep // Imma Sheep (common)
Mick's Crafter (common)
Pearl Curd (common)
Cuddle (common)
Pig Tails (common)
Navy War (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Gift (token)