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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles
{5}{g}{g}
 
 M 
Legendary Creature – Lizard Wizard Lord
{t}: Create three 1/1 green Lizard Wizard creature tokens
Tap another untapped Lizard Wizard you control: You may cast a spell from your hand for free
7/7
Pierce Armor
{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker – {r}
Pierce Armor deals 1 damage to target creature, it cannot block this turn. If Pierce Armor was kicked, that creature loses all abilities until your next turn.
Boon of Fortune
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Boon of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and gains Lifelink.
The Feeding
{2}{w}{w}
 
 U 
Sorcery
All creatures lose Hungry
Canned Spam
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Tear Canned Spam into two pieces, create a Spam token, if you own a physical representation of the token, you may eat it, if you do, gain 2 life, if you don't, lose 5 life
Vivoon
{2}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Vivoon
Flying, Flash
patent pending, pls no steal (the name)
3/2
Feed
{w}{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Hungry
Gift of Learning
{u}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Learning enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gains Flying
Workhorse
{2}{r/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Horse Worker
2/2
Com Mon
{u/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy Internetian
1/1
Melon
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Melon, gain 3 life
Tap a creature you control: Transform Melon
Melon Hat
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature is an Idiot in addition to it's other types
Antilandlubber's Diversity
{5}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Piratesons are Piratesdaughters and Piratesdottirs in addition to their other types
Spooky Scary Skeleton
{1}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Skeleton
3/3
Ree!
{r}{e}{e}
 
 C 
Instant
Target Dinosaur or Frog gets +3/+0 this turn.
Defecate 3 (Exile three cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.)
Draconic Dragon
{5}{0}{0} LIF{e} POIN{t}{s}
 
 B 
Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect
Cast this spell only if you could.
Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))):
– Refresh your Hero Power
– Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused.
Pay three {chaos}: Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench.
-1/2500
Calamari
 T 
Artifact – Delectable
{t}, Sacrifice Calamari: Gain 3 life

Rustin Reiber, Ruler of Runic Reptiles (mythic)
Pierce Armor (uncommon)
Boon of Fortune (uncommon)
The Feeding (uncommon)
Canned Spam (common)
Vivoon (common)
Feed (common)
Gift of Learning (common)
Workhorse (common)
Com Mon (common)
Melon (common)
Antilandlubber's Diversity (common)
Spooky Scary Skeleton (common)
Ree! (common)
Draconic Dragon (basic)
Calamari (token)