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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Landlubbery
{5}{g}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
When Landlubbery enters the battlefield, sacrifice all Vehicles
All Lands have Habitat
Pirates may not attack or block
{g}{g}: You may play a land from your hand onto the battlefield, any player may activate this ability, if they do, they gain 2 life
Littering Fiend
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Devil
When Littering Fiend enters the battlefield, put up to one Junk from your hand onto the battlefield.
2/1
Trashbin
{2}
 
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
El Megataur
{b}{r}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Minotaur Lord
Haste
5/3
Yolk Folk
{w}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Egg Farmer Worker
{t}: Create two 0/1 white and green Egg creature tokens with Defender
1/1
Turdle
{1}{b/g}
 
 C 
Creature – Turtle
Defender
When Turdle enters the battlefield, Defecate 1 (Exile one cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.).
1/2
Dudeism
{1}{w}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Human
Enchanted Human gains "{w}{w}: Take a puff, if you don't cough, create a 1/1 white Dude creature token"
Merci
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
You gain 1 life. Then, repeat this process twice.
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm)
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Equipment
Equip {0}
Equipped creature's abilities cost {1} less and require tapping
Trade
{u}{g}
 
 C 
Instant
Trade Magic (You and target opponent each put a Magic card from your hands into the other player's hand.)
get outta me swamp!
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Tap target Orc you control, you may put a swamp from your hand onto the battlefield tapped
Tint
{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Change target mana symbol to another mana symbol that is next to it on the color wheel, do this only if there are 16777216 permanents in all zones with exactly 16777216 mana symbols of the chosen color
playable common removal
{r}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Deal 4 damage to target creature
I BELIEVE IT CAN EXIST!
Spring-in-the-step
{c}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Target creature has Jump Boost 1 until end of turn
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Foodevil
 T 
Artifact Creature – Food Devil
Haste
2/2

Landlubbery (rare)
Littering Fiend (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
El Megataur (uncommon)
Yolk Folk (common)
Turdle (common)
Dudeism (common)
Merci (common)
Bear Paw (The Morbidcharm) (common)
Trade (common)
get outta me swamp! (common)
Tint (common)
playable common removal (common)
Spring-in-the-step (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Foodevil (token)