[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

Sett, Cardset Creator    M  Legendary Creature – Human Gamer : Create a Cardset not so easy, is it? 8/8	Marathon    U  Sorcery All red creatures able to attack must do so this turn	Discount    U  Enchantment Reveal Discount from your hand: Discount's abilities become active Spells and abilities you control cost less to cast and activate	Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses    U  Instant Until end of turn, spells cost more to cast, and whenever a player casts a spell they lose that much life. As Davriel wandered through the ruins of an ancient hellish world, he saw the chattering head of a mad god spouting out a foretelling of upcoming anguish.
Rose Water    C  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Rose Water, create a card, gain X life, where X is the number of player's who liked the created card	Yuyu Imp    C  Creature – Imp Idiot : Add , : Create a Book token the imps of the yuyusian hills are known to be wimpy 0/0.999	Blue Bandana    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature is Blue in addition to it's other colors, has Protection from blue, and gets +0/+1 for each blue creature in play Blue creatures have protection from the equipped creature	Meta    C  Instant Say something meta or break character, if you do, draw a card
Wild Otnak    C  Land Creature – Pokemon Otnak Trample 3/3	Pingstorm    C  Instant Ping any target Storm	New Year of Cards    C    This is card 366, its a new year! also its only dec 14, so rip	Peaceful Aetherborn    C  Creature – Aetherborn When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control. I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally. 2/2
Broom    C  Artifact – Equipment Equip Cleric or Worker Equipped creature has Sweeping. It also has Deathtouch and Lifelink for Germs.	Trustling    C  Artifact Creature – Construct At the beginning of your upkeep, if you told a lie that an opponent believed last turn, sacrifice Trustling and add 1/1	Wheatfarm    B  Basic Land : Add , then you gain 1 life	Grey GMO Goo  T  Artifact – Food : Sacrifice Grey GMO Goo, gain 1 life, then feel sad and empty I mean, it makes me feel a little better

Sett, Cardset Creator (mythic)
Marathon (uncommon)
Discount (uncommon)
Whispers of Unintelligible Expenses (uncommon)
Rose Water (common)
Yuyu Imp (common)
Blue Bandana (common)
Meta (common)
Wild Otnak (common)
Pingstorm (common)
New Year of Cards (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Broom (common)
Trustling (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Grey GMO Goo (token)