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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 U 
Artifact
Devoid
{t}: Destroy all other permanents
 
 R 
Legendary Artifact Creature – Food Anime-Protagonist Avatar Monk Child Lord
Flying
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Food permanents you control.
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 U 
Sorcery
Discard fifty two cards from your hand onto the floor, target opponent must pick them up, and place them in your graveyard, for each 5 seconds it takes, they lose 2 life
 U 
Enchantment
Pay {g}{g} or {w}{w}: Move target non-Human, Animal Creature onto target opponent's side of the battlefield
 U 
Creature – Fish
Flying, Defender
Agility was a new ability
1/3
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is black in addition to it's other colors
 C 
Creature – Polarbear
2/2
{1}
 
 C 
Artifact
{t}, Sacrifice Bandage, Wait five seconds: Heal target creature, if you do, gain 15 life, activate this ability only if your life total is 75 or less
{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Ramen, gain 2 life, then discard 2 cards, activate this ability only if you are in college
College sucks...
 C 
Artifact – Food Unspeakable
Cast Vegetal Bepis only if you are going to kill yourself after it is sacrificed

Pay two of the following: {u}, {b}, or {g}: Sacrifice Vegetal Bepis, gain 2 life, lose the game, then kill yourself
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
Haste
Life is too short to not have fun
2/1
{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Farmer
1/1
 C 
Artifact
{t}: Say a haiku, if all players like it, you may Scry 3
 C 
Creature – Fox
{r}: Ping target creature
1/1
 B 
Basic Creature – Human Idiot Child
{t}: Target creature becomes another random creature until end of turn
"RANDOM = FUNNY" says He
0/1
 T 
Token Creature – Alien
Hexproof
1/1

Voidhole (uncommon, foil)
Avacodaang, the last Airelemelon (rare)
Pick up Fifty-Two (uncommon)
Wildlife Crossing (uncommon)
Boneless Fish (uncommon)
Black Aura (common)
Polar Bear (common)
Bandage (common)
Ramen (common)
Vegetal Bepis (common)
Passionate Aetherborn (common)
Hick (common)
Haiku Page (common)
Fyrefoxx (common)
Ten Year Old Funnyboi (basic)
LmaoAlien (token)