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Printable
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
 M 
Legendary Sorcery
Target creature loses the Legendary supertype
 U 
Instant
Ask target creature a question, if they don't answer, deal 6 damage to that creature
 U 
Artifact
Sacrifice a Junk: Add one mana of any color.
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Atog
Lifelink
Sacrifice a Swamp: +1/+0 and Deathtouch until end of turn
2/1
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Citizen
{t}: Pacify an untapped creature an opponent controls unless they pay {2}. When they do, create a Treasure token.
{3}, {t}: Transform Beggar
Spare some change? Spare some change?
1/1
Bagger
 
 C 
Creature – Human Worker
At the beginning of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on Bagger and untap it.
{t}: Store target artifact Food onto another artifact with Storage and a higher converted mana cost.
At the end of each turn, add {w}{w}.
I feel 0% better and I just wanna go back to the street...
1/2
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Luminous Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
I am here to be honored and to protect in return, I am a gift from the Aether above us.
2/2
Fly
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Insect
Flying
0.5/0.5
 C 
Creature – Lizard
neat! snaps camera
1/1
 C 
Artifact – Technology
{t}: Do a math equation, then draw a card
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat)
 C 
Creature – Plant Boar
{g}{t}: Tap or untap another target plant
1/1
 C 
Artifact
Sacrifice Bull's Feces: Target player loses 2 life, activate this ability only if the targeted player told a lie
 C 
Artifact – Food
Swiss Cheese enters the battlefield with X Hole counters on it
Rats you control get +1/+1 for each Hole counter on Swiss Cheese
{t}: Sacrifice Swiss Cheese, gain 4 life minus the number of Hole counters on Swiss Cheese
Whenever there are more than 3 Age counters on Swiss Cheese, sacrifice it
 C 
Artifact – Equipment Badge
Equip Child {3}
Equipped child is a Scout in addition to it's other types and gets +1/+2 and gains Basic Landwalk
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
 T 
Creature – Kangaroo Child
0/1

Wipe from Legends (mythic)
Can I Axe you a Question? (uncommon)
Trashbin (uncommon)
Bogatog (uncommon)
Beggar (common)
Luminous Aetherborn (common)
Fly (common)
Neat Newt (common)
Calculator (common)
Sillyfy (common)
Hedgehog (common)
Bull's Feces (common)
Swiss Cheese (common)
Scout Badge (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Joey (token)