[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster
This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
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– Put a multicolored permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. – Draw a card for each Fatso you control. |
Sacrifice an Orc you control, another target Orc gains Indestructible until end of turn
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Hound Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +2/+1. At the end of each of your turns, sacrifice all creatures inhabiting this structure that did not attack this turn. |
Create four 1/1 green Teddy-Bear creature tokens with Vigilance
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Swampwalk
Tap a swamp you control, : Target player loses 1 life1/1
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: Target green Food gains " : Gain 1 life" |
Grazing (Double-Tap an untapped Forest or Plains: +0/+1 until end of turn)
5/8
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1/1
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Enchant creature
When Gift of Fortune enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature gains Lifelink |
It becomes Morning.
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2/2
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Equip equipment
Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox.
![]() , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can. |
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Destroy target land or creature
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![]() : Return target artifact from your graveyard to the battlefield2/2
![]() : Assemble a Contraption2/2
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: Add , then you gain 1 life |
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Loot Table
(rare)
Hurdur's Amusement
(uncommon)
Springfield Downs
(uncommon)
Teddy-Bear Picnic
(uncommon)
Dungfeaster
(common)
Cereal Sauce Carton (Breast Juice Carton)
(common)
Lord of the Buffets
(common)
Noob
(common)
Gift of Fortune
(common)
Sunrise
(common)
Workhorse
(common)
Pocket
(common)
Pinkhole
(common)
Digsite Digger // Rigsite Rigger
(common)
Wheatfarm
(basic)
Puppetmastery
(token)
: Choose one:







, Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.