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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Cookie Cookery
{2}{w/g}
 
 U 
Artifact – Structure
Chef Habitat
Cook Cookie – {1}{w/g} ({1}{w/g}: Create a Cookie token)
 
Pearldent Trickster
{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Oyster Rogue
{1}{u}: Target player plays with their hand revealed for the remainder of the game. That player creates a colorless Pearl artifact token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if your hand is revealed, draw a card."
1/1
Inactivity
{0}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Urge
{4}: Put an idea counter on Inactivity, activate this ability only once per turn
{t}: Exile Inactivity, then draw a card for each Idea counter exiled this way
I really miss you guys (especially you Vitenka), Im just out of ideas D:

please dont forget meeeee
Screwing of the Bulb
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Tap all Idiots you control, you may play a Yellow, White, Orange, or Gold artifact with no supertypes or subtypes from your hand, as long as it has converted mana cost 2 or less
Wig
{r}{y}
 
 U 
Artifact – Equipment
Wig is Orange
Equip {2}
Equipped creature has +1/+1
If Wig is attached to a President, equipped creature gets +5/+5, has Haste and "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it, then destroy target land"
A Fishy Situation
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Sorcery
Create a 2/2 blue Fish creature token with Swimming
Stack Clog
{b}{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Unspeakable
Split Second
Stack Clog does not resolve
{b}{g}: Eat wet hair, and smell dog farts, lose 5 life, Stack Clog resolves, only opponents may activate this ability, and only if Stack Clog is on the stack
Rubber Ducky
{u/g}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Bird Equipment
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Equip Child {0}
{t}: Equipped creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn
0/1
Adam of the Biblefolk
{g}{g}
 
 C 
Legendary Creature – Biblefolk
His birth marks the beginning of the Biblical Age
2/2
Crackhead
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Druggy
Snorting ({g}: +1/+0 until end of turn)
1/1
Loyal Sycophant
{w}
 
 C 
Creature – Human
When Loyal Sycophant enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with converted mana cost 1 or lses
1/1
Gift of Growth
{g}
 
 C 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
When Gift of Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card
Enchanted creature gains Trample.
Bugbear
{1}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Goblin Beast
Reach
Bugbear cannot attack unless you pay {1}.
3/1
LEGO
{0}
 
 C 
Artifact – Lego
You may have any number of cards in your deck named LEGO
{x}: Combine X cards named LEGO, you may play a card from your hand with converted mana cost equal to X
Bay Sick
{g/b}
 
 B 
Basic Instant
As an additional cost to cast Bay Sick tap an untapped Island you control
Destroy target tapped Food, it's controller loses 2 life
Doty
 T 
Legendary Token Artifact Creature – Golem
Indestructible, Trample
4/3

Cookie Cookery (uncommon, foil)
Pearldent Trickster (rare)
Inactivity (uncommon)
Screwing of the Bulb (uncommon)
Wig (uncommon)
A Fishy Situation (common)
Stack Clog (common)
Rubber Ducky (common)
Adam of the Biblefolk (common)
Crackhead (common)
Loyal Sycophant (common)
Gift of Growth (common)
Bugbear (common)
LEGO (common)
Bay Sick (basic)
Doty (token)