[NONCANON] My Random Shit: Virtual Booster

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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.

False Persona R Enchantment When False Persona enters the battlefield choose any colors. You become those colors. : Destroy False Persona and reveal your true colors. Any player may activate this ability.	Cheese Wizard U Creature – Wizard Fatso : You may cast a white, blue or green food spell from your hand for free 4/3	Squirrel Girl U Legendary Creature – Superhuman Hero Squirrel Child Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to make those many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens) 1/2	Tuna Sammich U Artifact – Food , Sacrifice Tuna Sammich: Target creature loses Hungry until end of turn. Then, Defecate 2 (Exile two cards from the top of your library. Put each card with a lower CMC exiled this way into your hand. If you can't, discard a card.). It looks and tastes like puke
Jalapeno C Artifact – Food : Choose one: -Target player eats a Jalapeno -Jalapeno shocks target tapped creature	Mega Pig C Creature – Boar Trample oink OINK 4/4	Special K KA C Artifact – Food K may be payed with , then copying a spell or ability : Sacrifice Special K, eat a bowl of Special K, if you do, gain 6 life, then draw two cards	Fluke Diva C Creature – Devil Imp Demon When Fluke Diva enters the battlefield flip a coin. If you win, Fluke Diva gets +2/+2 and gains Haste until end of turn. Otherwise, Fluke Diva shocks you. 1/1
Wingman C Creature – Bird Angel Rogue : Breed two other target creatures you control, then gain 4 life if they share a color or subtype, Wingman gains Flying, then exile it at the end step, activate this ability only once per game I need to earn my wings!!! 2/1	Leaping Potion C Artifact , Sacrifice Leaping Potion: Target creature gains Jump Boost 2 (: Move Leaping Potion up to two inches.) this turn.	Pinkhole C Instant Destroy target land or creature	Pocket C Artifact – Equipment Equip equipment Storage 1 (As long as there are one or fewer cards on this permanent, you may put a card from your hand onto it face down. Activate this ability at sorcery speed. : Choose a card on Pocket and put it into your hand. If you do, you may cast it for four mana of any combination of colors or colorless less this turn. Activate this ability only if the chosen card has been on Pocket for at least one turn.) for things with art smaller than a breadbox. , Drop Pocket from a height equal to your waist-level give or take two centimeters: Store as many permanents it touches on it as you can.
Dull Dagger C Artifact – Equipment Equip Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has "Whenever this creature blocks or is blocked by a dull creature (a creature is dull if it has greater toughness than power) this creature shocks them"	Tweet C Instant As an additional cost to cast Tweet, pay , , or Create a 1/1 blue Twitterbyrd creature token with Flying and ", Tweet: Draw a card"	Draconic Dragon LIF POIN B Winged Beast/Synchro/Effect Cast this spell only if you could. Whenever you cast another nonland spell, choose ((((15-14)x36)/((9+9)x2)+(3-3))): – Refresh your Hero Power – Your opponent's Active Pokemon is now Confused. Pay three : Untap your library. Activate this ability only while Draconic Dragon is a token on your Bench. -1/2500	Firearm T Token Artifact – Equipment Equip legendary creature Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Reach and Menace