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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Stenchgine
{10}
 
 R 
Smelly Artifact – Engine
{10}{t}: Triple the amount of Stink counters on any number of cards
Pickle Rick
{3}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Anthropomorphist
im cancer
4/4
Hedge Maze
{4}
 
 U 
Artifact – Plant Structure
Idiot and Plant Habitat
You may force creatures you don't control to inhabit this structure.
{u}: Tap an Idiot inhabiting this structure.
Tap an untapped Plant inhabiting this structure: Add {g}.
Gag Reflex
{1}{b}{g}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a black or green spell or ability, if it would die, return it to it's owners hand instead and create a Barf token
New York Cheesecake
{5}{y}{y}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice New York Cheesecake, gain 16 life, activate this ability only if you have spent more than $249.99 CAD this game
Gnome Home
{3}{w}
 
 C 
Artifact – Structure
Gnome Habitat
Creatures inhabiting this structure get +1/+1.
{1}{u/g}, {t}: Create a 0/2 Gnome creature token with Defender and Hexproof.
Hobo's Revenge
{2}{b}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Counter target Gold spell or ability
African Child
{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Child
Hungry 16 (When this creature is blocked, destroy all creatures blocking it and put sixteen +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that dies this way.)
0/1
Bad Pun
{w/b}
 
 C 
Instant – Urge
Laugh 4 (To Laugh, laugh for at least four seconds. If you do, you gain 4 life.).
You lose 2 life.
Bookfiend
{3}{r}
 
 C 
Creature – Bookfiend
{2}, Sacrifice a Book: +1/+1 until end of turn
1/1
Laughing Gas
{g}{b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Sacrifice Laughing Gas, target creature becomes Silly until end of turn (Silly creatures cannot attack, block, have their abilities activated, be the target of spells or abilities, or be in combat), put an Infect counter on that creature's controller
Clayman of Nam Yalc
{4}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Clayman
2/3
Double Jump
{3}{u}
 
 C 
Instant
Two target creatures gain Jump Boost 2 until end of turn
Peaceful Aetherborn
{1}{g}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Peaceful Aetherborn enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each land you control.
I understand my place in this world, I am fine knowing I will arrive, experience, and pass; The world will heed me as nothing more, naturally.
2/2
Wheatfarm
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {w}, then you gain 1 life
Monsterella
 T 
Token Artifact Creature – Food Monster
{t}, Pay 1 life: Target player loses 1 life
0/2

Stenchgine (rare)
Pickle Rick (uncommon)
Hedge Maze (uncommon)
Gag Reflex (uncommon)
New York Cheesecake (common)
Gnome Home (common)
Hobo's Revenge (common)
African Child (common)
Bad Pun (common)
Bookfiend (common)
Laughing Gas (common)
Clayman of Nam Yalc (common)
Double Jump (common)
Peaceful Aetherborn (common)
Wheatfarm (basic)
Monsterella (token)