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This booster was generated with modern collation since the cardset contains mythics: 1 rare / mythic, 3 uncommons, 10 commons, 1 basic land, 1 token.
You could alternatively have 15 random cards regardless of rarity.
Garfield, Creation of the Internet
{b}{b}{b}
 
 M 
Legendary Planeswalker – Garfield
+1: Drain 1 to each player for each Food and Delectable you control
-2: Target Monster and/or Fatso you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Then, put a number of -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is that creatures power
-10: Z̵̷̲̗̣͋͗͛ͨ̌̾̀͞ä̶̖͇̙͓̞̻͈̯̜̝͓̱͕̰́̂̇ͭ̊͒ͅl͖̳͇̘͎̻̝͋͐ͨ̈̂́͢ͅg͙͙̠̯̞̞͍̺̩̹̱͎̪̘̦̭̎̋͊̌̿͂̾̑͒ͨ̽̐ͨ́͟õͪ̅́ͮ͑ͭ͆͜҉̛͓͖̼̖̩ ̿ͪͩͪ҉̵͉͎̫͓̻̥͇͚͚̰͙͇͇̩͡c̔ͬͩͭͨ̓ͯ̌͒̄̚͏̵̕͟͏͍̜̱͍̯̮̻̭͇͎o̶̡͛͌̈́̈́ͧ̂̎́͏̯͔̲̹̪̻͈͈̺̲̺͈̬͈͙̳̀m̶̷̛͉͉̖̥̤̮̜͉̱̠̬̩̻͍͕̰̯̿̃̽͆͆͂ͨͮ̉ͮͦ͛̚͞e̶̟̗̤̘̮̗͚̻̭̽͂̊̉̒͐́͊̊ͭ̄̅̅͒ͨͣ͑͋̀ͅt̸͈̱͈̩̝͓͚͔̝̣̘̭͚͙̳̹̬̥̭̒ͨ̃͐ͣ͒̾̏̿͛̇͆͋̐ͭ͆̋̌́ĥ̙̘̙͉͕̺͎̜̱͍̭͕͈̙̪͉̻ͮ̑ͨͬͭ͜
"W-what d-did you sick bastards do to my boy?"
– Jim Davis
4
Aunt Ante
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human
(Before the start of the game remove this card from your deck if you're not playing for ante)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Aunt Ante by creatures that are not named Uncle Istvan. Whenever damage is prevented this way, it's source's controller adds a card to the ante.
1/3
Ante Ant
{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Insect
When Ante Ant enters the battlefield you lose 1 life and each player adds a card to the ante
0/1
First World Problem
{0}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Sacrifice a white creature you control, create X spam tokens where X is the sacrificed creatures converted mana cost
Ewe Aven
{w}{g}
 
 U 
Land Creature – Pokemon Treefolk Bird
{3}{w}: +1/+0 and Flying until end of game
{3}{g}: +0/+1 and Reach until end of game
2/2
Silver Sliver
{1}{c}
 
 C 
Artifact Creature – Sliver Construct
Slivers you control have "{t}: Add {c}"
1/2
Cringe
{2}{u/b}
 
 C 
Enchantment
Whenever a Weird, Child or Idiot enters the battlefield, tap target creature and Cringe deals 1 damage to it
Ni-Gel
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn
Fluke
{w}
 
 C 
Instant
Target creature loses Bad Defender until end of turn
Kale
{g}
 
 C 
Artifact – Food
pukes
Rektfeaster
{1}{w/b}
 
 C 
Creature – Horror
Whenever something get's Rekt, choose one:
-You gain 2 life
-Rektfeaster drains 1 to any target
Derek DeVoid
{2}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Human Idiot
Devoid
What a boring guy
2/2
Cramming Aetherborn
{1}{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Aetherborn
When Cramming Aetherborn enters the battlefield, if you control another Aetherborn creature, draw a card.
In my short time on this one world, I'd like to learn everything I can about it.
1/2
Pingstorm
{r}
 
 C 
Instant
Ping any target
Storm
Penguin
{w}{b}
 
 C 
Creature – Penguin
Swimming (This creature cannot be blocked except by creatures with Swimming or Fishing)
Fishing (This creature can block creatures with Swimming)
1/1
Grainforest
 
 B 
Basic Land
{t}: Add {g}{g}{g} and you gain 9 life. Activate this ability only if you control six or more green creatures.
Cookie
 T 
Artifact – Food
{t}: Sacrifice Cookie, gain 1 life, gain 5 life instead if you ate a cookie less than three minutes before activating this ability

Garfield, Creation of the Internet (mythic)
Aunt Ante // Ante Ant (uncommon)
First World Problem (uncommon)
Ewe Aven (uncommon)
Silver Sliver (common)
Cringe (common)
Ni-Gel (common)
Fluke (common)
Kale (common)
Rektfeaster (common)
Derek DeVoid (common)
Cramming Aetherborn (common)
Pingstorm (common)
Penguin (common)
Grainforest (basic)
Cookie (token)