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CardName: Jô, the enemy of child support Cost: {1}{B}{W} Type: Legendary Creature - Human Striker Pow/Tgh: 4/1 Rules Text: Vigilance, Haste The Eighth Heir: Whenever Jô enters the battlefield or attacks, create a 1/1 token named Dependent Child with “This creature can’t block” Court Order: Whenever an opponent casts a spell or ability that targets Jô, you may pay ${X}$, where $X$ is the total number of Dependent Child tokens you control. If you don't, Jô phases out and is placed into Detention until you pay the debt during your next main phase. Flavour Text: "He can find the back of the net, but he can never find the jurisdiction of a family court." Set/Rarity: brazilzilzil Uncommon

Jô, the enemy of child support
{1}{b}{w}
 
 U 
Legendary Creature – Human Striker
Vigilance, Haste

The Eighth Heir: Whenever Jô enters the battlefield or attacks, create a 1/1 token named Dependent Child with “This creature can’t block”

Court Order: Whenever an opponent casts a spell or ability that targets Jô, you may pay ${x}$, where $X$ is the total number of Dependent Child tokens you control. If you don't, Jô phases out and is placed into Detention until you pay the debt during your next main phase.
"He can find the back of the net, but he can never find the jurisdiction of a family court."
Illus. ritarez
4/1
Created on 09 Aug 2026 by rita

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2026-08-09 01:59:55: rita created the card Jô, the enemy of child support

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