Uncommon? Alternative win con cards tend to be rare or mythic.
It also seems kinda boring. Personally I would be more interested in some enormous bonus that's essentially says "you win the game" but would be more fun. Preferably something that makes use of all those creatures.
I actually was going to make a much more complex card called (((Transfusion))) that did this plus some more and went to check my intuition on how this effect is cost - just to find the closest we got to this is a card with reinforce .
Could grant a keyword until end of turn, but could also just put the counters on your evasive creature. I prefer the non prebuilt option.
Obscure wording = red flag. Heck, the fact that the obscure wording changes the timing of the spell entirely from what you would expect may actually make it more complex than .
I do not see why you are so desperate to remove the X. I'd rather have it than a nonevergreen keyword ability. And I wouldn't even use kicker that way, because kicker is ideally supposed to be a kicker not the entirety of the effect.
If I want this at common, I can eat the red flag, but it's not bad as an effect, so maybe I don't want it at common anyway.
Lifecraft Awakening and Soul's Might cut kinda close (Untamed Might?), but strangely enough this isn't a thing yet. It could easily grant some keyword, such as trample, UEOT as well IMO.
A weird idea to get rid of the X so one could try to justify it at common (if the wording wasn't so obscure):
> Sorcery
> Pay any amount of mana, then put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Multikicker xD:
> Sorcery
> Multikicker
> Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each time ~ was kicked.
Uncommon? Alternative win con cards tend to be rare or mythic.
It also seems kinda boring. Personally I would be more interested in some enormous bonus that's essentially says "you win the game" but would be more fun. Preferably something that makes use of all those creatures.
See Balduvian Bears, Barbary Apes, Bear Cub, Cylian Elf, Forest Bear, Grizzly Bears, Runeclaw Bear, Treetop Warden, Bear, Boar, Elemental, Lizard, Satyr, Voja, Wolf.
Reminder text not final. Primal comes with an overlay of an empty text box... maybe some flavor text. ;)
See Scathe Zombies.
I actually was going to make a much more complex card called (((Transfusion))) that did this plus some more and went to check my intuition on how this effect is cost - just to find the closest we got to this is a card with reinforce

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Could grant a keyword until end of turn, but could also just put the counters on your evasive creature. I prefer the non prebuilt option.
Obscure wording = red flag. Heck, the fact that the obscure wording changes the timing of the spell entirely from what you would expect may actually make it more complex than
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I do not see why you are so desperate to remove the X. I'd rather have it than a nonevergreen keyword ability. And I wouldn't even use kicker that way, because kicker is ideally supposed to be a kicker not the entirety of the effect.
If I want this at common, I can eat the red flag, but it's not bad as an effect, so maybe I don't want it at common anyway.
Lifecraft Awakening and Soul's Might cut kinda close (Untamed Might?), but strangely enough this isn't a thing yet. It could easily grant some keyword, such as trample, UEOT as well IMO.
A weird idea to get rid of the X so one could try to justify it at common (if the wording wasn't so obscure):
> Sorcery
> Pay any amount of mana, then put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Multikicker xD:
> Sorcery

> Multikicker
> Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each time ~ was kicked.
If I flavor it around riding cannonballs, the Vehicles also could gain flying. :)
Additional thoughts on hellbent/madness. Variant of one-sided Wheel of Fortune/Shattered Perception.
No clue (heh) on appropriate cost/rarity.