Universes Beyond: SCP Foundation

Whenever a toaster counter is put on me, I become an artifact in addition to all my other types. If there’s two or more toaster counters on me, I gain deathtouch. If there’s three or more toaster counters on me, create a Food token and I deal 3 damage to myself.\n 1, T: Put a toaster counter on target creature. For as long as it has a toaster counter on it, it gains all my abilities.

Rough — 7, T: Destroy another target artifact or creature.\n Coarse — 2, T: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature.\n 1:1 — T: Tap or untap another target artifact or creature.\n Fine — 2, T: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.\n Very Fine — 7, T: Shuffle another target artifact or creature you control into its owner’s library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card that shares a type with it. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control, and the rest at the bottom of your library in a random order.

You can’t lose the game and your opponents can’t win the game.\n 8, T, exile The REISNO Cannon: Exile target creature or Anomaly you control. When you do, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total, then return all nonland permanents to their owner’s hands. Put all cards exiled with this artifact not named The REISNO Cannon onto the battlefield under your control. End the turn. Activate only as a sorcery.