Un-derpowered: Virtual Booster

Chancellor of the FDA    U  Creature – Phyrexian Federal Agent You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, you may eat Chancellor of the FDA. If you do, add . You don’t lose this mana as steps and phases end. Whenever Chancellor of the FDA attacks, if you’ve eaten a card this game, you may exile a card from your hand. You may cast cards exiled with Chancellor of the FDA without paying their mana costs. 7/7	Kozilek, Lil’ Dude    R  Legendary Creature – Eldrazi Friend Trample Each card on the battlefield, in each graveyard, in each library, and in each hand has every card type, supertype, and subtype. 6/6	Godliness    U  Enchantment Whenever you would draw a card, instead create two Draw a Card tokens. (It’s a card. Draw it.) Omniscience? More like I’m niscient.	Big man Agustin VI    U  Legendary Creature – Human Advisor blue spells you cast cost less to cast white spells you cast cost less to cast when you cast a Azorius card draw a card and gain 5 life. Spells you dont control cost more to cast and when they resolve its controller losses 5 life and discards a card five/four	Thassa’s Little Pal    U  Creature – Merfolk Friend When Thassa’s Little Pal enters the battlefield, choose a number between 1 and 100. Target opponent also chooses a number between 1 and 100. If the difference between the numbers is greater than the number of cards in your library, you win the game. Otherwise, draw that many cards. 3/4
think /    C  Instant Scry 3 Surveil 3 draw a card.	Emrakul vs 15 squirrels    C  Sorcery Starting with you each player votes Lil guy or Squirrel, each player that voted for Lil guy creates a 15/15 colorless Eldrazi creature token, each player that voted for Squirrel creates 15 1/1 green Squirrel tokens.	Child soliders    C  Enchantment at the beginning of any upkeep put a Mustard counter on Child soliders and make a amount of 0/1 soldiers equal to three times the amount of mustard counters on Child soliders. "Why did you employ child soldiers sir?" "Lol, Lmfao"	grave keeper    C  Creature – Human Merchant discard a card: add any combination of equal to the discarded cards converted mana cost. : shuffle your graveyard and draw the top 4 cards of your graveyard. grave keeper's power and toughness is equal to the number of cards in your graveyard + 1 X+1/X+1	Solved Healing    C  Instant Instant Instant – Arcane (Casting this spell counts as casting three instants) You gain life equal to your starting life total.
Felidar Kitty    C  Creature – Cat Friend Vigilance, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink, lifelink (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap. Whenever it deals damage, you gain that much life 18 times.) : If you have 600 or more life, you win the game. 4/6	spark bolt    C  Instant deal 3.5 damage to any target, if that target is a creature it gets -0/-2.5 until end of turn.	Cracklecaster Mage    C  Creature – Human Wizard Flash When Cracklecaster Mage enters the battlefield, name a card. You may cast a copy of that card without paying its mana cost. 1/1	Overly Complicated Ancestral Recall    C  Instant Cycling Madness Draw two cards.	Forest    B  Basic Land – Forest

Chancellor of the FDA (uncommon, foil)
Kozilek, Lil’ Dude (rare)
Godliness (uncommon)
Big man Agustin VI (uncommon)
Thassa’s Little Pal (uncommon)
think (common)
Emrakul vs 15 squirrels (common)
Child soliders (common)
grave keeper (common)
Solved Healing (common)
Felidar Kitty (common)
spark bolt (common)
Cracklecaster Mage (common)
Overly Complicated Ancestral Recall (common)
Forest (basic)