SM Joke Card Dump: Virtual Booster

Smallmox    U  Artifact : Add one fourth of a mana of any color to your mana pool. "I would not eat it with a Rhox, I would not beat it down with Pox." -My First Tome	Quicksliver Gargantuan    R  Creature – Sliver Shapeshifter Flash You may have Quicksliver Gargantuan enter the battlefield as a copy of any Sliver creature on the battlefield, except it's 7/7 and has "Sliver cards that aren't on the battlefield have flash." 7/7	In-surrak-tion    R  Sorcery Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste, lose all other abilities, and become 4/4 Bears. At the beginning of the next end step, each of those creatures fights itself. Care bear stare, or werebear glare?	Pinocchioken    C  Sorcery Target token becomes a REAL CARD! Just kidding. This card will now grow until it gets to be one of those 6x9 oversize cards.	Five-Dollar Wrench    C  Sorcery Destroy target creature that has a card encoded on it. "We may not be able to break your secrets, but we can certainly break you." --Teysa Karlov
Tarmostone Vortex    R  Tribal Artifact Enchantment – Lhurgoyf Cards that aren't in the game are in their owners' graveyards in addition to not being in the game. There are some things in this world that already make no sense. For everything else, there's Tarmostone Vortex.	Leyline of Pun-ishment    R  Enchantment If Leyline of Pun-ishment is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. If Leyline of Pun-ishment is in your closing hand, you're probably about to punch someone in the face with it. (That's going to get you disqualified, of course.)	Nesting Sliver    C  Creature – Sliver All Slivers have "All Slivers get +0/+1 and have this ability" and this ability. 1/1	Longing Memory    C  Enchantment : Counter target spell. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an interrupt. (You could cast interrupts between August 1993 and April 1999.)	Cloak of Jace    M  Enchantment – Aura Enchant planeswalker Enchanted planeswalker is unattackable. "You can't see me, I'm invisible now! Just like the money in your wallet."
Magikarp    C  Creature – Fish Evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve, evolve "...Karp?" Illus. Ken Sugimori 0/1	Epic Fail    R  Instant Counter target spell. Its controller discards a card. Epic (Hey, it's in the card name.)	Noah's Monarch    R  Legendary Artifact If a player would become the monarch while exactly one other player is the monarch, instead both of those players become monarchs. , : Choose a creature type, then put two 1/1 colorless creature tokens of the chosen type onto the battlefield.	Urza's Toughness Plant    U  Land – Urza's Toughness-Plant : Add to your mana pool. : Urza's Toughness Plant becomes a 0/3 green Plant creature with defender until end of turn. It's still a land. : Target Plant creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.	Blazing Pact    R  Sorcery Blazing Pact deals an amount of damage of your choice to target creature or player. At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay , where X is the amount of damage Blazing Pact dealt this way. If you don't, you lose the game.

Smallmox (uncommon)
Quicksliver Gargantuan (rare)
In-surrak-tion (rare)
Pinocchioken (common)
Five-Dollar Wrench (common)
Tarmostone Vortex (rare)
Leyline of Pun-ishment (rare)
Nesting Sliver (common)
Longing Memory (common)
Cloak of Jace (mythic)
Magikarp (common)
Epic Fail (rare)
Noah's Monarch (rare)
Urza's Toughness Plant (uncommon)
Blazing Pact (rare)