SM Serious Card Dump: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
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Creature – Eldrazi Wall
Defender
{3}: Target creature attacks this turn if able.
Whenever Blight of Emergence blocks a creature, that creature's controller sacrifices three permanents.
The land wears a permanent scar where Kozilek rose up, but no map can tell you where that location is.
9/9
 R 
Enchantment
Flash
When Memory Hole enters the battlefield, exile target spell.
When Memory Hole leaves the battlefield, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
Just when you thought all was forgotten.
 R 
Instant
Affinity for blocking creatures (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each blocking creature you control.)

Destroy all attacking creatures.
 U 
Instant
Exile target creature. That creature's controller may choose a permanent you control. If he or she does, you sacrifice that permanent.
"But I ain't goin' without a fight, ya varmint!"
 M 
Planeswalker – Sarkhan
+1: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to target creature or player."
-1: You get an emblem with "If you would get an emblem, get two of those emblems instead."
-5: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, put a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying and haste onto the battlefield."
3
 R 
Land
{t}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Lands your opponents control have "{t}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool" and lose all other abilities.
 M 
Creature Planeswalker – Jeska
Jeska, Mending Medium gets +1/+1 for each loyalty counter on her.
Damage dealt to Jeska isn't marked on her.
+0: Jeska deals 1 damage to target creature. Then put loyalty counters on Jeska equal to the damage dealt to that creature this turn.
-7: Untap all other creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.
0/0 [4]
 R 
Colour indicator W Enchantment
Morph {2}{w}{w}
All creatures lose all abilities and are 2/2.
As the creature’s true form emerged into reality, the forces halted their advance and were left humiliated by what just happened. This one, it appeared, was different.
 R 
Creature – Dragon
Flying
Flameweaver Dragon enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 ocunters on it.
When Flameweaver Dragon dies, it deals damage to each opponent equal to its power.
{4}{r}{r}: Sacrifice Flameweaver Dragon. If you do, return it from its owner's graveyard to that player's hand.
0/0
 R 
Artifact Creature – Golem
{w}: Scrapling gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
{u}: Scrapling gains hexproof until end of turn.
{b}: Scrapling gains intimidate until end of turn.
{r}: Scrapling gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{g}: Untap Scrapling.
3/3
 M 
Creature – Elf Druid
Whenever you cast Renewal Retinue or another green spell, you may add X green mana to your mana pool, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
4/5
 U 
Creature – Shapeshifter
You may have Quicksilver Newt enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield with converted mana cost 2 or less.
It's got no shortage of imagination.
Material to build with is another story.
1/1
 R 
Creature – Elf Spellshaper
Defender, haste
{x}, {t}, Discard a card: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with converted mana cost X. Put that card onto the battlefield and shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.
2/2
 R 
Enchantment
Players skip their cleanup steps. (As long as Eternal Sunrise is on the battlefield, marked damage isn't removed between turns, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end, and players don't discard down to their maximum hand sizes.)
 R 
Creature – Illusion
Surprise Fighter enters the battlefield phased out and can't phase in.
As long as Surprise Fighter is phased out, it can attack and block as though it were phased in.
"If anyone sees me, it's because I wanted them to."
2/2

Blight of Emergence (common)
Memory Hole (rare)
Valiant Stand (rare)
Get Out of Town (uncommon)
Sarkhan, the Warmind (mythic)
Tower of the Gatewatch (rare)
Jeska, Mending Medium (mythic)
Resonating Shell (rare)
Flameweaver Dragon (rare)
Scrapling (rare)
Renewal Retinue (mythic)
Quicksilver Newt (uncommon)
Vigean Channeler (rare)
Eternal Sunrise (rare)
Surprise Fighter (rare)