[WORDS] Random Cards: Virtual Booster

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15 random cards from the set.
You could alternatively have a booster in the usual rarity pattern.
Floricomous Waftage
{1}{u}{g}
 
 R 
Enchantment
{1}{u}: Return a creature you control to it's owners hand.
{3}{g}: Put a creature you control in your hand onto the battlefield tapped and create two 1/1 green Plant creature tokens.
Arrant Pseudosopher
{u}{u}{u}
 
 M 
Creature – Human Wizard
When Arrant Pseudosopher enters the battlefield, search for cards in your library until you a number of cards in hand equal to your starting hand size, then shuffle.
When Arrant Pseudosopher leaves the battlefield, your maximum hand size is 1 for the remainder of the game.
1/3
Kenophobic Barnard
{1}{b}{b}
 
 U 
Creature – Rogue
Flash
Hellbent – Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Rogues you control as long as you have no cards in hand
1/4
Alpha Snake
{1}{r}{g}
 
 U 
Creature – Snake
Alpha Snake and other Snakes you control have Flash and cannot be countered
Whenever Alpha Snake or another Snake enters the battlefield under your control, Alpha Snake deals 1 damage to any target
2/3
Verbose Orchestra
{1}{w}{u}{r}
 
 U 
Enchantment
When Verbose Orchestra enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 this turn and gain First Strike.
Usward Ketch
{3}
 
 U 
Artifact – Vehicle
Crew 1
When Usward Ketch is crewed, target opponent gains control of it this turn. It must attack if able.
Whenever a creature survives combat damage dealt by Usward Ketch, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
1/4
Sexy Blacksmith
{1}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Creature – Dwarf Smith
When Sexy Blacksmith enters the battlefield, if you control two or more artifacts, creatures you control get +1/+0 this turn.
OH LAWD HE COMIN
3/2
Bed-Ridden Artist
{4}{u}
 
 R 
Creature – Leper Artist
Bed-Ridden Artist enters the battlefield tapped. If {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} was spent to cast it, put a Rainbow counter on it.
{t}: Scry 5
{t}: Draw five cards. Activate this ability only if this permanent has a Rainbow counter on it.
1/1
Trochiline Malmsey
{2}{g}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Kicker {1}{g} (You may pay an additional {1}{g} as you cast this spell.)
You gain 6 life. Then, if Trochiline Malmsey was kicked, create a 1/2 green Bird creature token with Flying and Defender
Prospect the Ground
{2}{r}{r}
 
 U 
Sorcery
Create four Treasure tokens, then flip two coins. If you win both flips, creatures you control cannot be blocked this turn.
Meable Treaty
{1}{w}
 
 U 
Enchantment
Creatures cannot attack
{3}: Destroy Meable Treaty. Any player may activate this ability
Lift of Fortune
{7}
 
 R 
Artifact
{3}{w}{u}: Search your library for an Enchantment card and put it onto the battlefield. You gain life equal to it's converted mana cost.
Internal Sunburn
{1}{b}
 
 U 
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has protection from combat damage
At the beginning of the end step, put two -1/-1 counters on enchanted creature.
BRO YOU THINK IM SCARED OF A 10/10? MY LUNGS ARE LITERALLY PEELING
Gnomish Clone
{u}
 
 C 
Creature – Gnome
When Gnomish Clone enters the battlefield, you may pay {x}{r}. If you do, target Gnome gets +Y/+0 this turn, where Y is twice X.
0/3
Obolary Neuropath
{2}{r}
 
 R 
Creature – Human Cleric
Treasures are the Bane of Obolary Neuropath.
Whenever a player casts a spell, Obolary Neuropath deals 1 damage to them.
1/1

Floricomous Waftage (rare)
Arrant Pseudosopher (mythic)
Kenophobic Barnard (uncommon)
Alpha Snake (uncommon)
Verbose Orchestra (uncommon)
Usward Ketch (uncommon)
Sexy Blacksmith (uncommon)
Bed-Ridden Artist (rare)
Trochiline Malmsey (uncommon)
Prospect the Ground (uncommon)
Meable Treaty (uncommon)
Lift of Fortune (rare)
Internal Sunburn (uncommon)
Gnomish Clone (common)
Obolary Neuropath (rare)